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Post by Leaf on Oct 27, 2017 12:33:04 GMT -5
So here for the Nico & Vinz representation!! Just never cared for them. As for Phillip(s), I've always found his music to be more overwhelmingly mediocre than downright bad but mediocre nonetheless, so I totally get his appearance here 27/120 as well.
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 8, 2017 21:01:56 GMT -5
Finally going to start updating this again! Sorry again for the delay. 180. Fancy - "(I Am Not A) Wild Thing (Because I Suck)" (1974)I’m not crazy about the original version by The Troggs - in fact, the only version of this song that I really like is Ace Frehley and Lita Ford’s version from last year - but this is freaking HORRIBLE. It’s a hot mess that tries too hard to be sexy! No thank you. 179. Henhouse Five Plus Too - "In The Mood (To Be A Chicken)" (1977)You know Ray Stevens - the dude behind those awful 70's hits “The Streak” and “Everything Is Beautiful”? Well, this entire song, I kid you not, is him clucking like a chicken to the tune of Glen Miller’s “In The Mood”. To add insult to injury, back in 2014 when I first heard this, not knowing that Glen Miller has been dead for the last 70 years, I looked up on Google "Glen Miller reacts to Henhouse Five" - obviously with little results. But yeah, this song is funny for the first, like, 30 seconds and then it drags the f*ck on. 178. Rihfund – “Jeers (Flop To That)” (2011)The irony in this song is that the song this samples, which happens to be an excellent song, is what ruins this for me. This song would be PERFECTLY FINE without the extremely unnecessary sampling of Avril Lavigne's 2002 hit "I'm With You". The addition of that sample made what would've been a decent chill party song a headache-inducing hot mess. 177. 21 Douchebags – “Heathens” (2016)This is one of the most depressing, annoying songs I've ever heard. Why this was so huge I will never know. 176. Mary MacGregwhor - "Torn Between Two Geezers" (1977)What the hell is this crap? YOU'RE torn between two lovers?! Who the hell would wanna love you after recording a shitty song like this? 175. Starland Vocal Jerks - "Afternoon Not-Delight" (1976)A song about f*cking in the afternoon? Really? And they can't sing either! These guys were destined to be one-hit wonders, even their former manager agrees! 174. Maria Mehdaur - "Midnight At The Geezer Convention" (1974)
I heard this song for the first time in 2010 and thought it was shit, but I didn't know who it was until four years later and that was when my strong dislike for Maria Muldaur began. "I'm A Woman" is terrible, but NOWHERE near as much as this! Could she sound any more off key? And how the f*ck is cactus our friend?? And WHY SHOULD WE SEND OUR CAMELS TO BED DAMMIT???!?!?! 173. Barry Geezerlow - "Crapcabana" (1978)
Barry Mannillow doing a disco song. Am I the ONLY ONE who sees a problem with that?! This was cringeworthy beyond belief. His worst song for me. 172. Benny Hell - "(My) Shaving Cream (Sucks, Just Like This Song)" (1836... oh sorry I mean 1975)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 30'S GEEZER. 171. Sylvia - "Musical Porn 1973" (1973)
Actual title is "Pillow Talk". This is another one that tries too damn hard to be sexy. 170. One of the biggest hits of 1973. 169. A 1972 hit that, according to my research, the people at AT40 sometimes shortened to only a minute so they could play the full 6 minutes of “Taxi” by Harry Chapin. 168. Another 1972 song - unfortunately this was never shortened. In fact this song makes me feel like I’ve heard enough moans in one lifetime! 167. Three words - OFF KEY ANTHEM! 166. #1 hit from 1971. 165. A fan favorite from what is in my opinion one of the worst pop albums ever. 164. This 2010 song was supposed to be a single, but it was canceled in favor of a ballad that became one of if not her biggest flop. 163. An album track from this artist’s 2009 album (some merge it with her debut from the year before but I always believed they were two different albums and eras). 162. Unfortunately for Courage , “Ill Smith” did not make the list. However, this is the closest thing to that. 161. #1 hit from 2008.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2017 21:27:30 GMT -5
I didn't even know the expression "pillow talk" existed in 1973. I thought Complayn invented it. So obviously, I don't know that one.
Copacabana has always been a guilty pleasure of mine.....same with Afternoon Delight.
The Rihanna song, while I wouldn't consider it among my worst songs ever, was one of her weakest singles.
Completely agreed on Maria Muldaur, though.
Don't know the others.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Nov 8, 2017 21:32:43 GMT -5
I'm counting Copacabana, Afternoon Delight and Heathens as likes there.
Cheers is terrible, even without the sample. So dull.
Current count: 30/130
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Nov 8, 2017 23:19:25 GMT -5
I'll say I like the inevitable 3/10 I can honestly say I like the Twenty One Pilots, Starland Vocal Band and Barry Manilow songs. (LOL, the same ones as Lisa-Gail > Madonna!) Totally agreed, however, on "In The Mood" (seriously, Ray Stevens? Making chicken noises to a classic Glenn Miller tune? Not cool!), "Torn Between Two Lovers" (You're boring! ), and especially "Shaving Cream" (why did Dr. Demento think it was a good idea to bring a 40's novelty song out of obscurity and make it a hit in 1975?). The rest I'm neutral about. 170. Helen Reddy - Delta Dawn? 167. Neil Sedaka - Bad Blood? 166. Melanie - Brand New Key? 165. Britney Spears - Do You Wanna Come Over? 164. Christina Aguilera f/Nicki Minaj - Woohoo? 163. Lady GaGa - Teeth? 162. Willow Smith - Whip My Hair? 161. Lil' Wayne - Lollipop?
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 9, 2017 6:57:20 GMT -5
Trust me, you won’t see Lollipop on here for awhile.
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Post by Matt on Nov 9, 2017 8:50:29 GMT -5
Cheers was one of the horror-train rides from Rihphund. I didn't even know it sampled Avril.
21 Douchebags need to go away. Now. Whoever da phuck gave them a record contract also needs to dip their eyeballs in vinegar.
Surprisingly I don't mind "Crappakabanga" when I hear it, but I'm glad that's not very often at all.
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 9, 2017 21:54:39 GMT -5
170. Bint Holmes - "Playground In My Talentless Mind" (1973)
Okay this is just creepy as f*ck. Who the hell thought this was a good idea? Only in 1973! 169. Little Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Douchebag From Liverpool" (1972)
How old was this kid? 5? Was he the inspiration for Scott Bungalow?? The vocals on this one are truly some of the worst I've ever heard. Go play with your video games and Hot Wheels or whatever and stay away from the music industry! 168. The Chakachas - "(This Song Gave Me A) Jungle Fever" (1972)
This song actually had some potential. The instrumental part of this is perfectly fine. What ruins this for me, however, is the random ass moaning in between. Now was that really necessary? 167. Neil "King Of Off-Key" Sedaka - "Bad Singing" (1975)
I will never forget the day I first heard this back in December 2013. I was listening to an AT40 show from 1975. I was still really sleepy because I would get up at like 7AM to listen, and this was one of the first songs to come on. It was I think #38 that week. I was half asleep and constantly dozing off during the show until it got to the chorus of this song. "BAAHHHHAADDD BLOOOHHHHHDDD". I was thinking to myself, "OMG what the hell is wrong with this guy? He's singing off key!" And thus this became the off key anthem. It's really not asking for much. If you are in the MUSIC INDUSTRY, it is your PROFESSION to sing ON KEY. It's not rocket science people! 166. Melanie - "Brand New Off-Key" (1971)
AGAIN with the off key vocals?? She is seriously one of the worst singers I have ever heard. She has another song from the year before still to come. 165. Shitney Spears – “Do You Wanna Record A Screamfest?” (2016)Tagging Julian since I know he wants to see this. This song, like "Bad Blood", actually starts out pretty decent... and then the chorus happens. It's this guy, who I later found out was of all people Jermaine Jackson, screaming at the top of his lungs, WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATEVER YOU NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now was that really necessary? Would it f*cking kill you to use your INDOOR VOICE and not give me a headache?!?! Leave it to Jermaine Whackson to ruin the song for me! 164. Christina Aguilera featuring Sicki Garbaj – “(My) Woohoo (Is For Stupid People)” (2010)
THE STRUGGLE WAS REAL when this came out!! I tried SO f*ckING HARD to get into this when it came out. Christina up until this point had an AMAZING track record for me. I loved everything on her debut, Stripped, and Back To Basics... and then Bionic happened. I'm sorry but even without Nicki this is awful. The music and lyrics are annoying, her vocals remind me too much of Fergie, the constant "woohoos" are repetitive as hell, and the sexual innuendo is just so tacky here. 163. Lady Gaga – “(My) Teeth (Are Ugly And Stupid)” (2009)
I was sooooo sick of her by 2009 so unfortunately I didn’t appreciate her as much as I should have. The Fame Monster is a very good album... except for this song. The music and vocals are cringeworthy, and if she says “show me your teeth” one more f*cking time, weaves will be pulled. 162. Willow – “(Why Should I) Whip My Hair (When You’re Being Annoying As Hell About It)” (2010)
Great, ANOTHER Jimmy Osmond! Earlier in this thread I said that “Can’t Be Tamed” by Miley Cyrus was the definition of growing up too fast. Then I remember this exists. Wasn’t she freakin 10 when this came out? What the hell? At least I could justify it somewhat if the song was good but I always found this awful. Go play with your Barbies and Easy Bake Ovens and retire from music forever... or at least until you actually become talented. 161. Coldstop – “Viva La Shitfest” (2008)What the hell is this? Everyone f*cking praised this like this song cured cancer. It’s boring and goes nowhere! WHERE’S THE BUILD UP?! This used to be their worst song for me, but that changed in 2011. You’ll find out soon what song I’m referring to. 160. A "donkey" song from 2006. 159. This song, which I consider one of the worst of the 60's, shares a title with a Mariah Carey hit that I consider one of the best of the 90's. 158. #1 alternative hit from earlier this year... how this is alternative I will never know. 157. Indie douches from 2014. 156. The first time I heard this 2009 single, which was the artist's debut, I truly thought this was Rihanna, or as we're calling her in here, Rihfund. 155. A 2011 hit from this 33-year-old teenager! 154. Even in 1983, mixing pop and country was NOT a good idea. At all. 153. Hey look! Another Britney album track! 152. This rap song reached #2 on the Hot 100 back in 2003. 151. What do you get when a generic DJ who releases the same song over and over teams up with one of my least favorite female singers ever? This shit!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Nov 9, 2017 22:44:38 GMT -5
Totally agreed on "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool", "Woohoo" and especially "Whip My Hair". Kids that young (Jimmy/Willow) should just not have professional music contracts just because they have a famous family member - just ask Aaron Carter. As for "Woohoo", I was completely dumbfounded when I heard it first that Christina could record something that horrible... little did I know there'd be A LOT more like it on the album. I don't remember how "Jungle Fever" goes but I'm fairly sure it was meh. I like "Bad Blood", "Do You Wanna Come Over" and "Viva La Vida" and the rest are so-so. 160. John Mayer - Waiting On The World To Change? 159. Bobby Goldsboro - Honey? 158. Judah & the Lion - Take It All Back? 155. Avril Lavigne - What The Hell? 154. Jump 'n' The Saddle - The Curly Shuffle? 153. Britney Spears - Private Show? 151. David Guetta f/Rihanna - Who's That Chick?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Nov 10, 2017 2:00:04 GMT -5
I like Brand New Key and I love Viva La Vida. It's my favourite Coldplay song for sure. The rest I either don't know/remember, or I hate them.
Current count: 32/140
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Post by Pipa on Nov 10, 2017 11:54:22 GMT -5
In the Mood is hilarious, Afternoon Delight and Copacabana are bops, Playground in My Mind is creepy but it made a good Picpak comic lol, I still like Bad Blood, I like Viva la Vida the rest are all garbage great crappy list JessiePie
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 10, 2017 16:16:52 GMT -5
160. John Mehyer – “Waiting On The Whining To Stop” (2006)Pretty sure that title was originated by Courage. I know he, as well as @wife, did not like this song for it's "liberal propaganda", but that isn't what bothers me about this song. I believe you can express your political views as long as you're not shoving it up people's throats or saying that anyone who disagrees with you is "wrong" (except in some cases where they ARE wrong like my racist assistant teacher who thinks gay is a mental illness, seriously, the f*ck?). What bothers me about this song is that, as the title says, it's whiny as hell. Plus like all his other big hits it was OVERPLAYED BEYOND BELIEF!!!! WE. GET. THE. PICTURE. GOD. 159. Bobby GoldsborNO – “Honey” (1968)Do I even need to explain this one? Dude, seriously. 158. Jackass & The Lion – “Take My Crappy Song All Back” (2017)When I think of "alternative rock", I think of bands like Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Green Day, Hole, etc. Not whatever the hell this is. This is a pop song. A pop song with shitty vocals. So basically a 2017 pop song! 157. American Mofos – “Worst Day Of My Life” (2014)I have had four retail jobs, and I was exposed to this song during ALL FOUR OF THEM. Now was that really necessary??? Is this song really so good I have to hear it every time I go shopping? This is bland and basic and is about as eventful as watching paint dry. No thank you! 156. Justina Beaver – “(I'm Whining Like A) Baby” (2009)
In 2009 when Bieber first broke through, I tried to avoid him like the plague - which was actually very easy for me as this was at the height of my heavy metal phase. I heard this for the first time at I think Kohl's and I had no idea what it was but I thought it was extremely annoying. I thought maybe it was a Rihanna album track from her first album or something. Then Unkie told me who it was and I was like THAT'S A GUY SINGING??? Seriously, does he NOT sound like Rihanna on this?? Also, how many times does he have to say "baby?" He says "baby" on this more than Zakk Wylde says "OW!" on "Bleed For Me". 155. Assvil Skankvigne – “What The Hell (Am I Doing Acting Like A Teenager?)” (2011)
Remember in 2003 when Jewel released the pop song "Intuition" and 0304 album and explained later how that sound was just a one-off from her that she wanted to get out of her system? I truly thought that was the same case for Avril's 2007 album The Best Damn Thing, which is why I quickly forgave her for atrocities like "Girlfriend" and "Hot". Boy was I wrong. This is even worse than those two! It's childish, basic, and she sounds awful. 154. Jump N’ The Saddle – “The Crappy Shuffle” (1983)
This was a HOT MESS. Will never forget how much I hated this when I first discovered it on AT40. I think I called this song "evil" for a whole week in early 2007. In fact I think this might've even been the song that started Evil Song Of The Week! So I guess SOME good came out of this terrible song? 153. Shitney Spears featuring Jamie Lynn Spears – “Makin' Crappy Songs With You” (2013)
Actual title is "Chillin' With You". When the tracklisting for Britney Jean was revealed and I saw Jamie Lynn was on here, I was actually very curious what it would sound like. Jamie Lynn sounds like she's doing karaoke, I don't know what the hell Britney is doing, and the song itself is repetitive and goes nowhere. 152. Chingy – “Wrong Thurr” (2003)
I'm just gonna repeat the story I told during the 2006 and 2011 lists... During my commentary for I think "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent, I mentioned a former friend of mine named Camille. She had a birthday party a couple years ago where we put on the radio, and I swear they played this song TWO times. Two times in, what, an hour or two's span? Has the radio really run out of shit to play when you're playing that song AGAIN so soon? f*ck this song. "Pullin' Me Back" was way better. Wait... "Pullin' Me Back"? That song wasn't bad but "One Call Away" is the TRUE bop from him. 151. David Mehtta featuring Shita – “Titanium” (2012)
I think a lot of people on here are gonna disagree with me on this one. I honestly can't believe this song doesn't have more haters. It actually had potential as it IS a little catchy, but any potential this had was ruined putting Sia, one of the most overrated, overpraised singers EVER, on board. Seriously, her voice is GRATING AS HELL. I am completely dumbfounded that so many people think she's good! I don't understand it. Seriously, someone explain it to me. What especially makes this one bad is when she screams I AM TITAAAANNNIIIIUMMMM!!! Is this Jessie J??? INDOOR VOICES PEOPLE! 150. Rebecca Black ‘13. 149. As if the original version wasn't annoying enough, this "remix" is 10x worse! 148. In my opinion, the worst song of the 60’s. 147. Rap hit from 2010. 146. A pop superstar who I never thought in a million years would be on here, but unfortunately here she is. 145. A recent hit with a title so stupid, “Ya Mo B There” suddenly sounds intelligent. 144. Another current "alternative" hit. 143. This is what "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life" by Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes would sound like if it sucked. 142. A song that I alluded to not in this post, but the one before. 141. Some faceless hit from 2014.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2017 17:31:27 GMT -5
Agreed on 3 of the selections in this set - the John Mayer song is awful (although for different reasons, if you ask me, as you pointed out), as is the Bobby Goldsboro song. And it's undeniably true that Avril Lavigne has seriously gone downhill since 2007.
I do like the Chingy song a lot, however....but I expected it to be MUCH higher up!
"Baby" is actually my favorite from Justin Bieber; it's always been a guilty pleasure of mine.
"Eh" at the others.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Nov 10, 2017 21:15:17 GMT -5
I like Waiting On The World To Change, Baby, Titanium and What The Hell from that bunch. Even Roght Thurr isn't bad, and Best Day Of My Life isn't offensively bad, just bland. Don't know the others.
Current count: 36/150
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Nov 10, 2017 23:08:40 GMT -5
I like "What The Hell" and "Best Day Of My Life", though the latter did get overplayed and they have better songs.
"Waiting On The World To Change" and "Titanium" were both alright.
Never saw the fuss in "Take It All Back". "Baby" wasn't anything special but I'd take it over his 2 huge collaborations this year.
I forgot how "Chillin' With You" sounded, but "Britney Jean" was mostly a horrible album so I'm fairly sure it sucked.
Agreed on "The Curly Shuffle" and especially "Honey" and "Right Thurr" (which should've been top 50 at least - it was top 5 last time I did a worst of all time chart! Seriously, a song like that having been as huge as it was really did help ruin the pop charts.)
150. Alison Gold - Chinese Food? 146. Madonna f/Nicki Minaj - Bitch I'm Madonna? 144. Imagine Dragons - Thunder? 143. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit)?
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