DISCLAIMER: Do you like any of the songs/artists I'm going to be making fun of in this thread? Awesome! That means we have different opinions, and the world would be boring as hell if we all felt the same way about everything! Please don't take offense to anything I say in here because everything I say is in good fun and I am in no way attacking fans of these songs. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the countdown!
300. Doofus Graham β β(This Song Takes) 7 Years (To End)β (2016)So at school, we always have the local AC station Magic 107.7 on and they overplay THE SAME f*ckING SONGS OVER AND OVER. This just so happens to be one of them. I never liked this song but I hate it even more now. It's boring, it's basic, and it goes nowhere. AND IT WAS A HUGE HIT! WTF?!
299. Rednex β βCotton Eyed Joe (Is Still A Douchebag)β (1995)I love 90's dance music, but I never understood this at all. It's a hot mess!
298. Justina Beaver β βHate Yourselfβ (2016)This is definitely not his worst song by any means, but you'd think a song that ended up becoming the #1 song of the year would be at least A LITTLE bit interesting, right? No, this is boring as hell! You're boring!
297. Doop β βDoopβ (1994)I have no clue how to mess with that title. For those who don't know how the whole "Doop" thing started, it goes back to 2006 when
Sam I Am was a Variety FM DJ for a brief time. During one of his broadcasts, he played this song, a #1 hit in Australia, and I immediately thought to myself WTF is this crap. The beat is a little catchy which probably explains it's surprisingly low placement, but around the end of the song when the vocalist goes "doop doop doopity" or whatever the f*ck he's saying, it's annoying as hell! No thank you.
296. 2wo β βI Am A Pig (Because My Song Sucks)β (1998)Unlike the last list, Rob Halford's solo material and material with Judas Priest missed the list. However, he was still able to make it in with this one! 2wo was a very brief side project consisting of Halford as well as Marilyn Manson/Rob Zombie guitarist John 5, and it was a mess. In fact, it was so bad that Halford even apologized for it years later!
295. Assvil Skankvgne β βNotβ (2007)
What a hot mess this was! She's had MUCH worse since then, which again probably explains the low placement, but this is still terrible nonetheless.
294. The Ting Tings β βThatβs Not A Good Songβ (2008)"Shut Up And Let Me Go" was actually alright, but what in the f*ck was this?! Could this be any more repetitive? WE GET IT. THAT'S NOT YOUR NAME. GOD.
293. Fun(gus) featuring Janelle Mehnae β βWe Are Indie Douchesβ (2012)One of the most OVERRATED songs of this decade! To this day I don't get what everyone loves about this bland ass song. They do have another song that I find MUCH worse than this though.
292. Big Time Rush β βHey Look! We're Ruining A 90's Classic!β (2012)Actual title is "Windows Down", and if you've heard this song you'll know the 90's classic I'm referring to is Blur's 1997 hit "Song 2". What a mess! They turned "Song 2" into a cheesefest! No thank you.
291. Chris Cornell β β(Selling Out To Timbaland Is A) Part Of Meβ (2009)I'm not gonna lie, I was debating whether or not to put this on the list given recent events, but as much as I love Chris Cornell, this song and video will never not be funny. The song was produced by Timbaland and it was basically him doing a song similar to what Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado were doing at that time, but it just did not work. Everything about this was so awkward. NOOOOO THAT BITCH AIN'T A PART OF MEEEEEE!!!!11
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290. A cover of one of the biggest hits of 1982.
289. A top 30 hit on the Hot 100 in 2007 that has become pretty faceless since then.
288. A song that apparently has been turning me on since 2006!
287. A former member of Destiny's Child who isn't Beyonce'.
286. One-hit-wonder from 2004.
285. One of the biggest hits from a short-lived duo who broke up during the first part of this decade.
284. One of the MANY songs still to come from this female pop star, this was one of her more recent hits released last year.
283. One word: Desperado.
282. A 2015 flop from a big pop diva... and Iggy Azalea.
281. A top 20 Hot 100 hit from 2013 from a Swedish DJ.