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Post by Matt on Nov 11, 2017 2:33:45 GMT -5
"Was he the inspiration for Scott Bungalow??" X#$&%^$(# you leave my jail-bait boyfriend alone! But yes, this song was just horrific Neil! Oh what an angelic voice he has! I could listen all day... Yeah no, even I can't pretend with this guy. Did they just hand out recording contracts willy-nilly in the 70's? I mean, they were probably desperate for artists... now to think anyone with an internet connection can throw something out there... I never gave "Do You Wanna Come Over" much thought. It's a very meh song for me. But now that you mention it, that screamfest chorus was pretty unnecessary Nice to see Xtina didn't get a name-slam, despite that song she decided was a good idea in 2010. Didn't mind "Teeth" all that much, but it did remind me of the horrific horror film of the same name and therefore I didn't really give it much air-time. "Whip My Hair" was HORRIFIC. Like holy-shit My-Dad-And_my-Brother-Have-Put-Out-Another-Stupid-Movie horrific. Gotta keep it in the family! Thank GOD Jada did a pretty good job in 'Girls Trip.' Okay Viva La $hitfest was WAAAAAAAAAAY better than my most horrific single from them, which was their debut. I could happily listen to the longest fingernails in the world being dragged down the longest chalkboard in the world before I'd listen to their debut again. And yes, it doesn't even deserve to have it's title listed. This one I didn't mind 'Waiting On The Whining To Stop' was meh for me. 'Worst Day Of My Life' is a little irritating to me, but I don't despise it. I hate that Justina Beaver (lol) always still sings 'Baby' at his concerts, simply because of how huge it was. The fact that he still has his pre-balls-dropping-voice in this song is amusing though cos he can't hit the same notes now. 'What The Hell' was okay, but it was a few rungs below some of the awesome stuff she's done. It was also many rungs higher than another one of hers I am SO glad "Wrong Furr' made the list. What a.... trying to think of a word worse than 'horrific' here... terrible? Explicitly-bad? That'll do - song. Haha, I know you hate Sia, I can understand why, but she's been around YEARS before 'Titanium', so she's huge here. The fact that she's become that big that she's now only bringing her tour to the two biggest cities is a JOKE though. She's even skipped her home-city of Adelaide! I mean, f*ck, you're not Celine or Madonna bitch! She's nominated for ARIA's again but she probably won't turn up. She didn't last year. She's too good for us now. Anyway, didn't mind this song. I wonder how many Sia tracks will appear in your list
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Post by Courage on Nov 11, 2017 18:46:40 GMT -5
Actually, what made me hate the song was #1 it was under his standards, and #2 it was (and still is) SO F***ING OVERPLAYED!!!
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 11, 2017 19:50:33 GMT -5
Actually, what made me hate the song was #1 it was under his standards, and #2 it was (and still is) SO F***ING OVERPLAYED!!! Then I guess @wife was the one who kept saying liberal propaganda.
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 11, 2017 22:53:02 GMT -5
150. Alison Mold – “(My) Chinese Food (Is Old And Gross)” (2013)
What a painfully obvious attempt to recreate “Friday”. The only good thing I have to say about this song is that I love how this pretty much became a meme on here in late 2013. Other than that, this sucks and she can’t sing. 149. Rihfund featuring Shitney Spears – “Slutty & Moronic” (2011)
The original version made the 2011 list. I don’t hate it as much as I used to, but the same cannot be said about the Britney remix. This is one of the dumbest collaborations ever. What was the point of this, other than to make Rihfund look like a better singer than she actually is? Because THIS is quite possibly Britney’s worst vocals ever. She sounds TERRIBLE here. They should’ve just recorded a new song together. Everything about this was phoned in, just like the rest of Rihanna’s career with her f*cking songwriting camps. 148. The Singing Geezer – “Dominique” (1963)
Again, I have to rehash my commentary from 2011 because I explained the story behind this PERFECTLY: The time was SPRING 2006. I was on MSN talking to a few people from the forums when I decided to do a broadcast on the now-defunct Variety FM 104. I kept asking people in the chat for requests, and someone requested this song. It was either Sam I Am , @wife , or Doctor Blind . If someone remembers please let me know. But anyway when that person was telling me about the Singing Nun, I had no idea who they were talking about. But then I downloaded the song and played it, and my reaction to it wasn't very pretty. It was TERRIBLE! Seriously, talk about headache-inducing crap! The entire song was her going "DOMINIQUE INIQUE INIQUE!!111" SHUT UP ALREADY YOU GEEZER. GOD. Now I'm not crazy about most 60's music to be honest but I very highly doubt there is any other song from that decade as bad as this. This was just the epitome of a mess. 147. Sicki Garbaj – “(No, I Did Not) Did It On ‘Em (Because I Suck)” (2010)
f*cking NASTY. No thank you! 146. Madonna featuring Sicki Garbaj – “Bitch I’m Desperate For A Hit” (2015)
This f*cking PAINS ME. I have not enjoyed a Madonna album since 2005, I have not loved a Madonna song since 2008. Before this, she was sooooo consistent with me, even moreso than Christina. Now she went from being innovative and starting the trends to following them. Every f*cking song of hers has to have Nicki now and the beat reminds me a Jason DeRulo song. The video looked even more desperate with appearances from all those celebrities. Bitch, you're Madonna. That's EXACTLY why you shouldn't be stooping to songs like this!!! The worst part is supposedly this is her favorite song of hers. WHAT THE ACTUAL f*ck?!?!?! 145. Cardi B – “Bodak Yellow” (2017)
Why bother f*cking with that title when the title is already stupid as f*ck? What the hell is a f*cking BODAK??? All of a sudden "Ya Mo B There" is Harvard material. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If any of you can give me an INTELLIGENT definition of "bodak", I will debut this on my chart for a week.144. Imagine Douchebags – “Blunder” (2017)
Actual title is "Thunder", and contrary to what Courage says, this is more of a blunder than ANYTHING from the artist he calls "Stevie Blunder". In fact, putting Stevie Wonder in the same sentence as these mofos is an insult! I hate all of their songs and don't get their appeal at all. "Demons" is ok I guess and I liked their performance of "Radioactive" with Kendrick Lamar at the Grammys, but other than that, they f*cking suck. They do have one other song worse than this, but this is still annoying as shit and is about as alternative as Pat Boone is heavy metal. 143. Whack Eyed Peas – “The Time (Dirty Shit)” (2010)Nope, not gonna happen. Also, Fergie is a whore. 142. Coldstop – “(This Song Is Not) Paradise (Because It Sucks)” (2011)Ladies and gentlemen, Coldplay's worst song for me. The verses are extremely boring, but what REALLY gets me is the chorus! That high-pitched voice that goes "PARA PARA PARADISE" 800 times. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? Dude, some of these songs are purposely designed to give me a headache!!!! 141. Jeremeh – “Don’t Tell ‘Em (That My Song Sucks)” (2014)
We don't need to "tell 'em" - we can hear it for ourselves! Generic, annoying vocals and a total ruination of one of my favorite 90's dance songs, "Rhythm Is A Dancer" by Snap. Bye Felicia! 140. An act who is, believe it or not, is currently in my top 10! 139. The follow up to my favorite single from this artist, which was also a #1 on my chart. 138. The second and final single from one of the worst albums ever. 137. Hot INXS cover! 136. A rap song that samples a Jackson 5 classic. 135. A cover of a song from one of my queens! 134. One of the biggest memes of 2012. 133. An early 2000's ballad that for many years was my most hated song from this artist. 132. Stupid EDM song from 2015. 131. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DupyAkOZLYA
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Nov 11, 2017 23:01:31 GMT -5
The only one of those I'll disagree with is "S&M", which was Rihanna's last top 10 on my chart (and given how shit she has become, likely will be her last ever top 10 for me).
Aside from the 3 seconds in the M4BCC Radio ID, I have never heard "Bodak Yellow" and intend to keep it that way.
"Paradise" was nothing special, easily one of their weakest. Though if I included a Coldplay song I'd include "Midnight" which I found pretentious and unlistenable.
Totally agreed with the rest though. While I do like Imagine Dragons in general, I do agree that "Thunder" is a huge mess and I don't see why it's so huge of a hit. And don't get me started on "Bitch I'm Madonna", a huge stain on an otherwise impressive catalogue of hits.
138. Britney Spears - Slumber Party? 136. Lil' Romeo - My Baby? 135. Pink - White Rabbit? 134. PSY - Gangnam Style? 133. Enrique Iglesias - Hero? 131. The Chainsmokers f/Halsey - Closer?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Nov 11, 2017 23:03:05 GMT -5
I have to admit to enjoying Chinese Food, it's so bad it's fun. I have to count it. I also like Paradise, and I even sort of enjoy Dirty Bit.
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Post by Pipa on Nov 11, 2017 23:03:15 GMT -5
We're at the point where the majority of the songs are *terrible*, but I like Titanium, Paradise, and....that's it Great crappy list Jessiepie
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Post by Matt on Nov 12, 2017 3:02:45 GMT -5
Chinese Food is yummy. It does NOT need to be sung about, especially as astrociously (THERE'S the word I was looking for before) as this was. A second favourite from her was when she sung the alphabet as her follow-up. I didn't even know there was a remix of the 2011 version Man I must've been living under a rock, or just gave up on Riphund too many moons ago. I can't believe Madonna stooped that low either. This was $hit! When you said Madge hasn't charted for you since 2008, I realized that only two of her songs have charted for me since 2006! They were 'Masterpiece' in 2012 and 'Ghosttown' in 2015. WHAT THE HELL IS BODAK YELLOW AND WHY IS IT A HIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OMFG WOW AM I GETTING OLD OR ARE PEOPLE'S TASTES IN MUSIC THESE DAYS SERIOUSLY $HITHOUSE? GOD!!! I thought 'Thunder' really was a blunder from Imagine Dragons, especially considering the awesome songs they had beforehand. 'Dirty $hit' was terrible. Atrocious. And 'Paradise' was boring. But still not as bad as the single that shall not be named.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Nov 12, 2017 3:29:49 GMT -5
Ugh, don't remind me about "ABCDEFG"! That was f***ing horrible too.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2017 13:58:05 GMT -5
Actually, what made me hate the song was #1 it was under his standards, and #2 it was (and still is) SO F***ING OVERPLAYED!!! Then I guess @wife was the one who kept saying liberal propaganda. Yes, that most likely was me.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2017 14:01:30 GMT -5
Completely agreed on Dominique - easily one of the worst Hot 100 #1's of the 60's.
The Alison Gold song made me laugh a little.
I like the Rihanna, Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, Jeremih and Cardi B songs - especially Rihanna, which got to #1 for me.
Madonna and the Black Eyed Peas have both obviously had better.
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 12, 2017 14:27:14 GMT -5
Matt are you talking about Yellow? I actually think that’s one of Coldplay’s better ones lol Madonna has made my chart a few times after 2008, but the last song of hers I LOVED was 4 Minutes, which was also her last #1 for me.
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Post by Matt on Nov 12, 2017 21:16:37 GMT -5
Yep. Yellow is probably one of the worst songs of all time for me, easily bottom 10. Thanks for clearing that up. 4 Minutes was pretty good!
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Post by JessieLou on Nov 12, 2017 23:50:14 GMT -5
140. Brand New – “(My) Vices (Include Screaming Too Damn Much)” (2009)
As I said on the 2001 Yearbook, this is quite possibly the WORST introduction I have ever had to a band. Despite them being from my hometown of Long Island, and despite them being a big part of the early-mid 00's punk/emo/whatever era, I NEVER heard of them until 2014 when everyone's favorite banned poster Green Baron requested this on an episode of Pipa's show Just Push Play. The intro was bizarre and cringeworthy and then this song turned into a screamfest so screamy even Atreyu got a headache from hearing it. Now was all that screaming really necessary? I wrote Brand New off after that but very shortly after found out that most of their stuff fortunately sounds NOTHING like this. Unkie and I have the same group of friends, and they grew up with Brand New's earlier stuff which I've heard through them, and they're actually a very good band (they have two songs in my top 10 this week for a reason). I just don't know what the hell they were thinking here. 139. Beck – “Wow (My Song Sucks)” (2016)
Dude, are we for real right now? You're following up your best song with this shit? I was never a huge Beck fan, I like a few songs like "Loser" and "Where It's At" but he was never an artist I'd go out of my way to listen to. However, I loved his 2015 single "Dreams", which was a huge #1 on my chart and one of my favorite songs of 2015. The fact that he followed it up with a f*cking trap song is just so.... AHHHHH!!! 138. Shitney Spears – “Blunder Party” (2016)
Again, not the type of blunder than Courage is probably thinking of. I felt like she was trying too hard to be edgy here. F-bombs are just not authentic coming from her. Plus this is boring as hell. 137. Shitney Spears – “What You Need (Are Good Vocals, Which I Don't Have Anymore)” (2016)
STOP. SCREAMING. INDOOR. VOICES. NOW. PLEASE. AHHHHH!!!!! 136. Lil’ Nomeo – “My Baby (Is The Same Age As Scott Bungalow)” (2001)
This is what happens when 4-year-olds get rap careers. No. Just no. 135. Reel Big Song Ruining Jerkheads – “Kiss Me Deadly” (2000)
A ska cover of Lita's signature song? Really? I'm tired so I'm going to keep the next comments short and sweet. This sucks this is a joke Lita is better f*ck off please ty 134. *sigh* – “Gangnam Style” (2012)NO. 133. Floprique Iglesias – “Zero” (2001)
You're boring! This was my most hated song of his for many years until I discovered something even worse in 2013. You'll find out later what that song is - and no, it's not "Sad Eyes" although that sucks too. 132. Major Shithead – “Lean On” (2015)
ANNOYING. AS. SHIT. 131. Halsey – “Needed Me” (2017)
Or as she likes to call it "Now Or Never". The song is shit and she's full of herself. Winning combination right there! 130. A song that prominently features... A CHAINSAW?! 129. The first appearance for the Whisper Queen! 128. One of my most hated artists from 2013-2014 has finally gotten on my good side this year. This was an album track from her debut. 127. When one of my most hated non-music celebrities attempts a music career. 126. #1 Hot 100 hit from last year. 125. A song from Rihfund's most recent album. 124. Random rapper from 2007. 123. Random rapper from 2007. 122. Random rapper from 2007. 121. Random rapper from 2006.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Nov 12, 2017 23:57:26 GMT -5
Once again, only one I will disagree with there... and that is "Hero". I actually liked it myself though he had better.
Brand New have had some decent stuff though "Vices" is just... no.
I normally like Beck, but "Wow"... what was he thinking there? Definitely his token bad song.
Britney has done much better than those. What the hell happened with her?
Lil' Romeo had no business having a music career.
*sigh* was just awful novelty, I'm sure there's better K-pop that could have made it, but seriously, THIS garbage?
I didn't mind "Lean On" at first, but it got annoying fast and I hate how it's pretty much inspired a lot of annoying soundalikes to become huge pop hits, ruining the format in the process.
And yeah, that Halsey song was f***ing annoying. As if one "Needed Me" wasn't enough, she had to rip it off too!
129. Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself? 128. Lorde? 127. Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind?
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