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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 17, 2017 20:46:06 GMT -5
I only like Rude there.
Current count: 22/100
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Post by Matt on Oct 17, 2017 22:04:58 GMT -5
'Beyondshit' is brilliant! I only really have to comment on Magic's "Rude" here, because it made me want to throw up over my front balcony when I first heard it, and still hear it now. The only other one I know in the set was Bahahaha-this-was-bad Men's song, which SOMEHOW went to #1 here. And to hear what it's actual message was about was EVEN WORSE! I feel ashamed that teenage-me used to bop around to it ergh. I forgot it was from the Rugrat's Movie, and I own that on DVD.
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 17, 2017 22:27:21 GMT -5
200. Monkeyface – “Whack Sweat” (2006)Surprisingly, the first of only TWO appearances for Prince! This was basically his attempt at crunk and it's not cute. 199. Aaron Carter – “I Want Singing Lessons” (2000)
The original sucks too but this is 10x worse. Not his worst though! 198. Power Source - "Dear Mr. Jesus (Please Make Me Never Hear This Song Again)" (1987)
This is one of the most depressing and cringeworthy songs I've ever heard. I get the message they were trying to go for but it could've been executed so much better. 197. Double Jerks – “Not Problems” (2012)
This song is actually a little funny, but good God they can't sing! This is off key beyond belief. Must've listened to too much Neil Sedaka before they recorded this. 196. Akon The Polygamist – “(How Am I) Lonely (When I Have Three Wives?)” (2005)What REALLY made me hate this song is the chipmunk-like chorus. Like what the hell was that supposed to be?! NO!!! 195. Beyondshit – “Run The Flops (Me)” (2011)I HATED this when it first came out. I just thought it was so messy and repetitive. I still feel that way, but she's had much worse since then. This was also a very misleading lead single as the rest of the 4 album was actually very good. Wish she'd go back to that sound. Speaking of hot messes... 194. Lady Gaga – “You And I (Are Flops)” (2011)I'm definitely easier on Gaga than I used to be, but this one is still f*cking awful. It doesn't know if it wants to be pop, rock, or country and her vocals don't sound on beat with the song. The only good thing to come out of this song was Dave Grohl's reaction at the VMAs when Brian May joined her (go to 3 minutes). 193. Oh Lorde – “Royals” (2013)I wanna go to bed so I'll make this quick. You're boring! 192. Oh Lorde – “Team” (2013)You're also boring! 191. Flop Star Supernova – “Be Yourself And Five Other Douchebags” (2006)Rehashing my 2011 rant because it's still relevant: Oh, man. I don't know where to start with this shitty band. JULY 2006 was the time. After the Rock Star series ruined INXS by adding J.D. Whoretune into the band, I was curious to watch the second season which consisted of Gilby Clarke who played with Guns 'N' Roses and Heart for, like, two seconds, Jason Newsted who played with Metallica after their former bassist Cliff Burton passed away in 1986, and Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, all forming their own supergroup and finding a lead singer. For those who were on here in 2006, you might remember that I went insane over this beautiful woman pictured right here: (Patrice Pike) That is Patrice Pike, the person who SHOULD'VE won the show. She had it all - the powerful, badass rock voice. The gorgeous looks. I don't see the problem here. The only problem was that Gilby, Jason, and Tommy were all douchebags who didn't know what they wanted, so instead this stupid bastard with really shitty hair pictured below won the show. I should've known after J.D. (Lukas Rossi) His name is Lukas "The Stupid Bastard" Rossi. I particularly remember one week on the show he did one of my all-time favorite songs, "Celebrity Skin" by Hole, and I made this tombstone. (Photobucket sucks) Anyway, what is the point of all this rambling? The point is, Rockstar Supernova are one of the shittiest excuses for a band I have ever heard, mainly because of the "singer", and I am not surprised whatsoever that they only released one FLOP album. I always hated this song especially. "Be Yourself & Five Other Cliches"? What the hell kind of message is that? WE CAN'T BE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE. GOD. 190. Worst American Idol winner ever. 189. One hit wonders from 2014. 188. The first appearance for the shittiest duo ever! 187. Hey look! Another song about getting knocked up! 186. A 70's song taken from a musical. 185. A 70's artist who I usually like but had one of my most hated songs of the decade with this one. He died in the 90's. 184. This is one of THE songs you hear at sporting events. 183. The biggest punchline in rock music. 182. 1977 hit for this country artist. 181. This was my most hated song of the 70's until I discovered "Muskrat Love". This was a hit in 1977 and is especially popular in Florida.
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Post by Pipa on Oct 17, 2017 22:31:44 GMT -5
Oh no baby you're starting to list some bops :* Royals and Team were #1s for me, You and I went top 10, and *cough* I charted Rock Star Supernova *cough*. Um um um but the rest are crap I love you <3
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 17, 2017 22:58:05 GMT -5
I like You And I, Royals and Team from that lot.
Current count: 25/110
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Post by Matt on Oct 18, 2017 1:09:02 GMT -5
I liked 'Royals' and 'Team'. Despite her being from NZ, I only knew about her after how huge this was in the US! I hated 'Tennis Court' more than 'Team' and they seemed to be released around the same time. You and I was meh but I wouldn't say it was bad. I used to like Aaron Carter's "I Want Candy" But now it's horrible. GOD, what was wrong with my ears in 2000?? Run The World (Girls) was such a woman's power anthem, I did like it, but I mostly liked the shoulder-pops in the choreography (naturally!) "Lonely" was really bad, agreed there. Don't know the others.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 18, 2017 1:14:55 GMT -5
Despite my love for 2000 pop music, I hated, and still hate, "Who Let The Dogs Out". What a mess! I had no idea Alice Cooper teamed up with Kesha! Haven't heard that one. Pia Zadora can't sing, so good call on those. I forgot how "Hold Up" goes, but as I recall, I've liked nothing I've heard from "Lemonade" so it probably sucked. Never heard 205, and 204 was pretty typical of the token bad songs you've played on the Book Club. I liked "Rude" at first, but got tired of it fast, as it seems like all their other songs are a clone of it. Charlene is another that can't sing, can't believe Stevie Wonder lowered himself to appear on that one! I actually didn't mind the "Close My Eyes Forever" remake (despite not being a fan of either Disturbed or Halestorm), but the original is clearly far better. I usually like Prince, but "Black Sweat" was irritating, good call on that one, hard to believe he only appears twice! If the one higher up is the one I think it is, good call on that too. Aaron Carter ruins almost everything he touches, and "I Want Candy" is no exception. 198 was another awful token bad song. "Hot Problems" should've been much higher! Totally tone-deaf whores who just can't sing. Akon has had some hot messes, but despite the chipmunky sample, I actually didn't mind "Lonely". Good call on "Run The World (Girls)", that was horrible! Definitely the beginning of the end for her, as she's had several other crapfests since. "You And I" is definitely one of the weakest Lady GaGa singles to date, what a mess it was. I didn't mind the Lorde ones but they weren't anything impressive either. Give me anything from "Melodrama" over those, Lorde got much better on her latest album. LOL LTSB and Flop Star Supernova, what a mess they were. 190. Taylor Hicks - Do I Make You Proud? 188. Captain & Tennille - Love Will Keep Us Together? 184. Queen - We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions? (wait... does Freddie Mercury not count here?) 181. Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2017 23:11:51 GMT -5
Completely disagreed on Prince; "Black Sweat" was a #1 for me. So was "Team" by Lorde, and "Royals" got to #5. I also like the Akon song, it got to #2 for me. Beyonce and Lady Gaga have had much better, but "Run The World" and "You And I" aren't bad. Don't know the others. 190 has to be something by Jekky! Obviously the worst Idol winner ever, by miles, and quite possibly the worst Idol contestant ever. 189, is it "Am I Wrong" by Nico & Vinz?
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 20, 2017 21:20:24 GMT -5
Hey guys, sorry for the delay. I have a final on Monday and once I get that shit over with updating this should go back to normal!
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 26, 2017 14:30:13 GMT -5
Hey guys, I'm really sorry for the delay again. This week has been shittier than the mere existence of Double Dutchess. I'm working on a new set as we speak!
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 26, 2017 14:43:29 GMT -5
190. Phillip Phillips – “(Any House That Plays This Crap Is Not) Home” / “(I Wish This Song Was) Gone Gone Gone” (2012)
These are the same overplayed ass indie ass generic basic boy ass song, so I counted them as one. If I hear either of these ONE MORE TIME I will lose my mind. It doesn't get more bland than this. And I've listened to Charlie Puth! 189. Nico & Vinz – “Am I Wrong (Yes We Are Because We Suck)” (2014)
What the hell was the big deal about this? It's f*cking annoying. 188. Craptain & Tennille - "(Please Don't) Do That To Me One More Time (Because You're A Geezer)" (1980)
The second song of theirs I ever heard (the first, "Love Will Keep Us Together", actually missed the list!). This song is boring beyond belief. Give me Amber's cover from 1998 over this any day! 187. Paul Anka & Some lady whose name I don't remember - "You're (Not) Having My Baby (Because You're Old)" (1974)
Um... why. That's all I have to say. Why. 186. Godspell - "Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day Day By Day" (1972)
If you've heard this song, you'll know why I gave it that title. These are literally the ONLY LYRICS in this song!! WE GET IT. DAY BY DAY. GOD. 185. Harry Nilsson - "CocoNUT" (1972)
I usually like him but this song is annoying af. No thank you! 184. Gary Douchebag - "Rock & Rool Pt. 2" (1973)
Even before I found out about his criminal record I thought this song was shit. So not only is he a shitty musician, but he's a shitty person too! 183. Nickelwhack – “Flopstar” (2006)
I hate most of their recent output, but most of it flopped so I don't remember it, therefore it missed. This crap, unfortunately, was a huge hit, and I don't understand why. The lyrics are obnoxious, the music is mediocre, everything about this just tries too hard. 182. Crappy Rogers - "Lucille (Is A Skank)" (1977)
He has ONE other song worse than this, but good God this one is bad! 181. Jimmy Buffett - "Mehgaritaville" (1977)
This was my least favorite song of the 70's back when I wasn't following 70's music - then I discovered "Muskrat Love". However, this song is still boring, mediocre, and overrated as hell especially in this area. I prefer this: 180. A cover of a 60's rock song, another cover of this was a #1 on my chart last year. 179. Let's just say you're a CHICKEN if you don't know this. 178. This is what happens when you turn Avril Lavigne's "I'm With You" into a shitty song! 177. The highest appearance for the biggest indie douches of 2016! 176. The geezer version of Mikalia's "So In Love With Two". 175. The band that Kay Carter Shepley used to manage (you will only understand this hint if you watch Murphy Brown). 174. One of, if not the worst song of 1974. 173. When geezers go disco! 172. A top 40 hit from 1975 from the 30's?! 171. Musical porn '73.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2017 16:07:55 GMT -5
Agreed on the Phillip Phillips and Nickelback songs
Nico & Vinz got to #2 for me, but fell fast, as I got tired of it quickly.
The Captain & Tennille song isn't bad, but they've had better. Same for Paul Anka.
Don't know the Godspell or Kenny Rogers selections.
Disagreed on Harry Nilsson, that novelty track has always been a guilty pleasure of mine.
Gary Glitter is just "eh" to me.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 26, 2017 21:16:02 GMT -5
I just like Philip Philips and Nickelback in that lot.
Current count: 27/120
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Post by Matt on Oct 26, 2017 21:45:22 GMT -5
Phillip Phlliips (WHAT SORT OF MEAN PARENTS DOES HE HAVE!??) SUCKS! Yet to hear a song I like from him.
"Am I Wrong" was okay. Prob not shitlist-worthy for me but goes in the forgettable pile.
I am stunned that "Love Will Keep Us Together" has missed your list, but yes this one blows too.
"Rockstar" blows worse than a $2 hooker.
And don't know the rest.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 26, 2017 23:36:44 GMT -5
I didn't mind the Phillip Phillips songs but I feel his later stuff was better. "Am I Wrong" I didn't mind, but was it ever faceless! Agreed on "Do That To Me One More Time" (but I feel "Muskrat Love" especially is worse) and especially "You're Having My Baby", that was beyond cringeworthy! I don't remember "Day By Day" but it probably wasn't anything memorable. "Coconut" was ok but I see why you hate it. Despite him being a total douche, I didn't mind "Rock And Roll Part 2", but can't seem to hear it the same way after knowing what he did. Totally agreed on "Rockstar", the lyrics to that one REALLY make me cringe... they say they want to be a rock star, but they ALREADY ARE! I actually like "Lucille" and "Margaritaville" despite not liking much 70's country. 180. Fancy - Wild Thing? 179. Henhouse Five Plus Too - In The Mood? 178. Rihanna - Cheers (Drink To That)? 177. Twenty One Pilots? 176. Mary MacGregor - Torn Between Two Lovers? 173. Barry Manilow - Copacabana? 172. Benny Bell - Shaving Cream? 171. Sylvia - Pillow Talk?
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