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Post by JessieLou on Oct 15, 2017 18:21:07 GMT -5
Bart Baker's parodies are too politically correct for me now. They used to be funny when he made fun of the artist during them (like the I Knew You Were Trouble and What About Love parodies), but then people got offended and he got soft.
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Post by Pipa on Oct 15, 2017 19:19:17 GMT -5
Bart Baker's parodies are too politically correct for me now. They used to be funny when he made fun of the artist during them (like the I Knew You Were Trouble and What About Love parodies), but then people got offended and he got soft. I bet he thinks Freddie Mercury counts!
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Post by Matt on Oct 15, 2017 19:34:28 GMT -5
I generally don't enjoy them nowadays either, but that one (and the Bieber/Mahone pop-off) was hilarious
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 15, 2017 21:05:53 GMT -5
220. Jason DeSucko – “Swalla” (2017)
Honestly, all of his songs suck ("Want To Want Me" was ok at first but I got sick of it very quickly), but they're all forgettable to me. This is the only one that's still fresh in my memory, therefore it's his only appearance on the list. It's annoying, repetitive, and f*cking nasty. Although I respect his opinion (unlike some OTHER people ), I am still completely dumbfounded that Courage liked this! 219. Other Basic Boy – (I'm Not The) Life Of The Party (With My Basic Ass Music) / Bitches / Treat You Worst / Mercy (By Courage Is Better Than My Basic Crap) / There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back (From My Basicness) (2014-2017)
These are all basically the same song to me, so I put them all in one. With the exception of the depressing as hell "Life Of The Party", I hear all of these basic ass songs on a daily basis at school and I can't tell any of them apart! And what the hell is with the title of the last one? There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back? How come "nothing" has -ing and "holdin'" doesn't? Not only are you basic, but your grammar sucks! 218. Basic Boy – “One Basic Call Away” (2015)
If someone were to ask me what the most basic, predictable, vanilla song ever made was, it would be this. There is nothing even remotely interesting about this. I'll cut him a little slack since I could tell his other songs apart and I don't dislike "We Don't Talk Anymore" or "Attention" enough to put them in the top 300, but THIS is the reason why Charlie Puth is Basic Boy. 217. Filthy No-Harmony – “Record Shitty Music From Home” (2016)
This MIGHT be an unpopular opinion on here, I'm not really sure, but I honestly never cared for Fifth Harmony even in the very beginning. I remember trying really hard to get into "Miss Movin' On" but I couldn't stand the screechy vocals. The only song of theirs that I liked was "Sledgehammer" (I did find "Worth It" ok for awhile but it got old quick). But THIS - oh my God could this be more annoying. How many f*ckING times do you have to say work?! Pretty funny too for a group that hardly does any of it! I hate when people immediately write off pop stars as having "no talent", even if I don't like someone I can acknowledge their talent. Take the Pussycat Dolls for example, they're a group who many people consider to have no talent but Nicole Scherzinger actually has a great voice. But to me, Fifth Harmony (ironic group name tbh) really do have NO talent. I will say though, there is one pre-"Work From Home" song of theirs that I find MUCH worse than this. 216. Flop.I.Am featuring Jennifer Lopez & Mick Jagger – “T.H.E. (The Horriblest Ever)” (2011)
You know this song is bad when MICK JAGGER out-shits Will.I.Am. Don't get me wrong, Will.I.Am's part in this is terrible (the part where he references something you do in the bathroom is inappropriate on so many levels), but I can't believe Mick Jagger would agree to be on something so messy and his part is so cringeworthy. The only person who sounds decent on this is J.Lo, but her post-"On The Floor" material hasn't been so wonderful either (having said that, this is her only appearance on the list as I don't even remember what "Booty" and "I Luh Ya Papi" sounded like). 215. Basic White T’s – “Hey There Delilah” (2007) NO.214. Plain – “Hey Soul Sister” (2010)
Soul sister? Dude, this song is about as soulful as "Work From Home"! Get this stupid overplayed indie song away from me and go back to the days of "Meet Virginia", "Drops Of Jupiter", and "Ordinary". 213. The Lumijerkheads – “Ho Hey” (2012)
The basicness continues! What a bland ass song that goes absolutely nowhere. 212. Slutlena Homez – “(This Is A Good Song! See? I Am A) Bad Liar” (2017)
The fact that this bitch f*ckING SAMPLED "PSYCHO KILLER" makes me so... AHHHHHH!!!! I f*cking LOVE "Psycho Killer" and it's one of, if not my favorite Talking Heads song, and she had to turn it into a boring ass basic ass song about Bieber (what a surprise there) while singing in that annoying ass tone. What the hell is that supposed to be, a f*cking Sia impression? Dude, you're not cool when you do that, you're pretentious as hell. Besides, Sia is one of the last people whose voices I'd want to emulate. 211. Demi Lovato featuring Igloo Australia – “Kingdumb Come” (2015)
I really liked Demi at one point. I can relate to her story as I've battled body image and self esteem issues since I was 10-11 years old, and I really liked "Skyscraper" and her 2013 album Demi. I absolutely LOVED "Cool For The Summer" (that or "Heart Attack" is probably my favorite song of hers), but aside from that she really lost me with the release of her 2015 album Confident. I found the album to be very half assed. I dislike most of the songs on the album, but this particularly stood out for me - and NOT for good reason. In song #212, we heard Selena Gomez do a Sia impression. In this song, we hear Demi Lovato in the chorus do a Jessie J impression! Seriously, WHAT KIND OF f*ckING SCREAMFEST IS THIS??? I had to cover my ears when I first listened to this! USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE. GOD. 210. A song from Rugrats In Paris. 209. What happens when a hard rock icon and a female pop star team up! 208. A token bad song from an 80's edition of The Yearbook. 207. Probably the most famous song from the artist who also has song #208. 206. The first appearance for the world's classiest songwriting feminist! This one is from last year. 205. OW! 204. Don't f*ck with The Eagles! 203. One of the biggest hits of 2014. 202. The second token bad song from the same episode #208 came from! 201. Even though both of these artists involved in this duet have a shitty track record with me, this was doomed from the start regardless as the original version of this song is one of, if not my favorite song of all-time.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 15, 2017 21:25:49 GMT -5
F*ck Swalla, should've been much higher! I bet I hate it even more than you do, it's annoying, gross and disgusting, and has a very good chance at being my worst "song" of THE ENTIRE YEAR, and in a year as crappy as 2017, THAT says something! Easily his worst and I didn't think he'd ever outcrap "Wiggle"! I guess "Something Big" and his Camila Cabelno duet were too forgettable to be included I do generally like Shawn Mendes though, but due to being boring I can't listen to "Life Of The Party" anymore. "One Call Away" was ok but got old fast. "Work From Home" is another that should've been MUCH higher! It's the "song" that REALLY made me f**king HATE Filth No-Harmony, and I doubt they'll ever recover from releasing this shit! What an annoying beat and talentless bitches doing a f*cking repetitive "song" that irritated me to no end. My #3 worst of 2016, and it was ALMOST my #2 worst, just barely missing out. Will.i.am needs to retire from music forever, and that one has to be one of his worst ever! He should've called it "T.W.E." Can't believe Mick Jagger, of all people, agreed to be on this shitfest! I liked "Hey There Delilah" but feel they've had better with some of their flops. "Hey, Soul Sister" was alright at first but got overplayed. Still, I prefer many other Train songs. I do like some of the Lumineers' most recent stuff, but "Ho Hey" was irritating and I could never get into it, so good call. F*ck the annoying whisper queen. "Bad Liar" is f*cking horrible, and shows exactly why I hate her so much these days. I hope "Good For You" and "Fetish" are still to come, those "songs" contributed more to my hate for her and "Fetish" is a very strong contender for my worst of 2017. I actually didn't mind "Kingdom Come" though she's had much better. I'd rank "Sorry Not Sorry" in here myself, though it's more of a "token bad song" for me as I usually like her stuff. 210. Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out? 209. Bret Michaels & Miley Cyrus - Nothing To Lose? 208. That Charlene token bad song? If it is, 207 is I've Never Been To Me 206. Beyoncé - Formation? 205. Prince - Alphabet St.? 202. That Pia Zadora token bad song? 201. Device & Lzzy Hale - Close My Eyes Forever?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 15, 2017 21:28:18 GMT -5
I don't mind Swalla and Bad Liar, but not so much I'd count them as likes. So for this group it's just Hey There Delilah, Hey Soul Sister and Ho Hey. I'm noticing a theme here, you clearly hate the word "hey". Oh, and I don't mind a couple of Shawn Mendes songs, so I'll count that too.
Current count: 21/90
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Post by Courage on Oct 15, 2017 23:45:00 GMT -5
Nah, Shawn's version is better
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 15, 2017 23:50:05 GMT -5
Nah, Shawn's version is better Both made my top 10 but I believe yours peaked higher (if barely) on my chart.
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Post by Matt on Oct 15, 2017 23:53:00 GMT -5
Two of my most hated groups are in this set! As everyone knows, Train Wreck are beyond horrific, and I can't STAND Fifth Harmony, so if you're looking for a disagreed opinion, you won't get one from me cos I'm RIGHT WITH YA SISTAH! No f*cking talent WHAT-SO-EVAH! In fact, I want to put RainCheque and Filthy Harmonies in a shit-off-contest and see who produces more. Anyway, 'Swalla' - what a weird song. He's been pretty hit and miss for me and this was in the lower-half on the spectrum. Haha I never thought Shawn Mendes songs were all the same. I've quite liked his stuff! Charlie Puth on the other hand, there is something about him I don't like. Maybe it's personal, maybe it's his face, maybe it's his shit music, I'm not sure yet. "Attention" is somewhat more bearable for me from him though, so maybe he's doing a Little Mix and redeeming himself. I don't remember the Flop-I-Am track but I feel like I've heard it. Can't have been too memorable. Aww what was wrong with 'Hey There Delilah'? Yeah it was cheesy but if someone wrote a genuine song like that about me, they'd probably get some action Hated 'Ho Hey' - agreed there. Oh Selena has been sliding downhill majorly lately. I think it's been a few years since I last charted her! I never heard this one from Demi and Iggy-Igz!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 15, 2017 23:55:41 GMT -5
Oh I thought maybe 209 is "Rockstar 101" by Rihanna and Slash?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2017 13:47:48 GMT -5
The only Shawn Mendes song that I really like is "Stitches", and while it's true that many of the others sound generic, I don't consider them all that bad. "One Call Away" is my favorite from Charlie Puth so far, and again, the rest do sound generic, but not necessarily bad.
I liked the Fifth Harmony and Train songs.
The Will.I.Am song wasn't great, but there's plenty worse out there.
I don't know the Jason Derulo, Selena or Demi songs.
Completely agreed with you on Basic White Boreheads....my most hated Hot 100 #1 of 2007, and among my most hated Billboard #1's of the decade.
Disagreed on the Lumineers, though; as you pointed out, that was a former #1 for me.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 17, 2017 0:14:00 GMT -5
Completely agreed with you on Basic White Boreheads....my most hated Hot 100 #1 of 2007, and among my most hated Billboard #1's of the decade. I'll never forget when you called them "Plain Whiny Emoheads".
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 17, 2017 17:20:41 GMT -5
Since I didn't update last night, expect another set in a few minutes! 210. Baha Jerks – “Who Let This Crap Out Out” (2000)I tried really hard to like this at the time because it was from the Rugrats movie, but this is a f*cking screamy ass mess. No thank you! 209. Alice Cooper featuring Keshit – “What Baby Wants (Is To Never Hear This Song Again)” (2011)I'm sure many of you thought this would be "Beautiful Dangerous" by Slash and Fergie. But just to clarify, "Beautiful Dangerous" is actually a great song and I loved it when it first came out in 2010. I still listen to it VERY occasionally today, but the song was ruined for me quite a bit because of events that occurred in early 2011 that I'm sure most if not all of you know about by now. It pains me to put Alice on this list (and to a lesser extent Kesha because I really enjoy her new material), but I remember when this came out I gave it a curiosity spin and I was like what the f*ck is this annoying repetitive mess. By far Alice's worst song and actually I'd say it's Kesha's worst too! And that's coming from someone whose heard "Blah Blah Blah"! 208. Pia Zawhora – “I’m In Hate Again” (1982)I don't know what I hate more about this - the over-schmaltziness, or her vocals. Either way this song can kindly f*ck off. But not as much as... 207. Pia Zawhora – “The Crapping Song” (1984)WHAT THE f*ck IS THIS OMG COULD THIS BE MORE ANNOYING. 206. Beyondshit – “Hold Up” (2016)I wish I could take full credit for that nickname, but I can't, as it was originated by Beyonce's biggest fan mrskp (also known on Media Source as Abel). Anyway, this Lemonade album track (which I think might've been sent to Urban last year but I don't remember) is definitely not her worst song by any means, but it's still terrible. Her vocals on this, like the majority of her recent stuff, annoy the crap out of me, and I just don't like any thing that has even a sprinkle of reggae influence (unless you're Diana King and it's 1994). The song this samples, "Maps" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, is 10x better. 205. Bland Lousy Songs – “OW! x64” (2002)Actual band name is Black Label Society and the actual title is "Bleed For Me". Again, I can't take full credit for the nickname as it was originated by my ex-friend Jimmy from the now-defunct Eddie Trunk chatroom. One night Eddie Trunk played this song on his show on Q104.3 in NYC, and I couldn't get over the intro which was just "OW!" repeated over and over. Shortly after that I counted how many times "OW!" was repeated on this song. SIXTY-FOUR. Definitely not as obnoxious as Rihanna's "you"'s in "This Is What You Came For", but still pretty damn close! Zakk Wylde is at his best when he works with Ozzy. 204. Mojo Jojo – “Don Henley Must (Not) Die (Because He's Awesome And Way Better Than You)” (1990)Actual name is Mojo Nixon. This song is obnoxious as hell. I generally hate it when artists do novelty songs like this because it just comes across as snobby and not funny at all. On top of that, The Eagles are the bomb, especially Don Henley. KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN! 203. MAGIC! – “Rude” (2014)
I hate reggae music. And I hate whiny people. So naturally, I hate this song! 202. Charlene & Stevie Wonder – “Used To Be Geezerly” (1982)
It pains me to put the artist Courage calls Stevie Blunder on this list as I'm a huge fan of his, but this song is awful. It's boring as hell and sounds more like a Charlene song - don't worry, that other from her isn't coming up for awhile. 201. Device – “Ruin Great Songs Forever” (2013)I still cannot believe the lead singer from Disturbed and the lead singer from Halestorm teamed up to cover Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne's iconic 1989 classic, "Close My Eyes Forever". Like HOW could anyone think that was actually a good idea. Hey, remember that time I planned on "getting back at them" by covering Kiss and Judas Priest?
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Post by Pipa on Oct 17, 2017 17:25:09 GMT -5
"Ho Hey" is the closest song in that set I came close to liking, the rest is as basic as the actual basic boys! I don't know that Alice Cooper song that's probably a good thing, f*ck Mojo Nixon, I actually like that Device cover so judge me Great list pancakes happy Jessipa Day eve <3
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 18:32:59 GMT -5
BAHA WEIRDOES ARE ONLY 210? In 2006 they were top 20! I'm shocked! That song was, is, and always will be terrible, but a guilty pleasure of mine.
I actually like the Magic song, it got to #2 for me.
Don't know any of the others.
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