230. Justina Beaver– “(How Am I) Sorry (When I Still Act Like A Dick To My Fans)” (2016)I actually liked "What Do You Mean" and a small, tiny part of me regrets not charting it. However, he quickly went back to my shit list with this one. It's boring, basic, goes absolutely nowhere, and it was a HUGE HIT! HOW?!?!?! And lyrically this is a bunch of shit because he's still a dick to his fans. f*ck off.
229. JuliNO Iglesias & Willie Hellson – “To All The Geezers Who Sing These Songs” (1984)EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MANWHORE GEEZERS
228. Jackass – “Down On Me” (1992)This dude CANNOT SING to SAVE HIS LIFE. I never got the hype for this band, I have disliked every single song I've heard of theirs, although there's one other song of theirs that I find MUCH worse than this.
227. Bebe Reptar featuring Pipa – “Somebody That I Used To Know” (2012)Lisa-Gail > Madonna will kill me for this since this spent like 784 weeks at #1 on his chart, but I never understood the hype for this. It's boring, Gotye's voice is annoying, and it just sounds depressing as hell. The only good thing to come out of this song were these memes:
226. Cheryl Pepsii Riley - "Thanks For Knocking Me Up" (1988)
Actual title is "Thanks For My Child". The lyrics are cringeworthy, the music is boring and schmaltzy, everything about this is just NO. Just NO.
225. Not Worth 50 Cent – “S.H.I.T.” (2003)Actual title is "P.I.M.P." Although this isn't his worst song, I always thought the music to this was very cheap sounding, like straight out of a video game. Guess this was Soulja Boy's inspiration!
224. Akon The Polygamist – “Sorry (Blame My Crappiness On Me)” (2007)
For those who don't get the name I gave him,
Akon claims to have three wives. This song sucks, and the story behind it is creepy af. This song is his apology to Gwen Stefani after the bad press her show got when he opened for her and grinded on underage girls. Now what would your three wives think of that?!?!
223. Anna Kenshit – “(I Have To Drink A Lot Of) Cups (When I Hear This Song)” (2013)
Her voice is annoying, the "you're gonna miss me" part is repetitive as hell, and the song goes nowhere. NEXT!
222. Mariahriana Grande featuring Sicki Garbaj – “Crap To Crap” (2016)
First of all, referencing a "
wrist icicle" in a mainstream pop song is disgusting and inappropriate. Second of all, this is by far the worst song Ariana has done. It was destined from the start for it's reggae influence and inclusion of one of the most overrated rappers ever. And to think this was the follow-up to possibly my favorite song of hers!
221. Dirty Vegas – “Days Go By (And Still This Song Sucks)” (2002)
I always absolutely HATED this one. Excessive autotune at it's finest!
220. An urban hit from this year that
Courage liked. Did you know those still existed?!
219. The first (and only) appearance for this basic boy!
218. The first (and only) appearance for this other basic boy!
217. The first of two appearances for who are in my opinion the worst girl group ever.
216. This was when the Mick Jagger craze from the early 2010's started going too far...
215. Indie whore from 2007.
214. Although
Matt calls them his "horror band from hell", I liked a lot of this band's early hits. This one, from 2010, was their jump the shark moment for me.
213. Indie whore from 2012, was a #1 on @wife 's chart. Did you know those existed?!
212. Talking Heads you are not!
211. Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez have multiple appearances on this list. The other big female Disney star from that era, however, only has one, and it wasn't released as a single (thank God!)