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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 5, 2023 9:18:58 GMT -5
The only songs there I can tolerate are "Cheap Thrills" and "All About That Bass".
Never heard "Oops", but I do hate "Betty (Get Money)".
I forgot how "SMS (Bangerz)" goes but I remember not even Britney could redeem it.
Kid Rock's stupid propaganda was very annoying, easily his worst.
"Anaconda" completely ruined "Baby Got Back", and I feel it's one of her worst alongside "Stupid Hoe".
While I normally don't mind Imagine Dragons, I still don't know WTF they were trying to do with "Thunder". What a bland, annoying, repetitive mess that I hated from first listen, and hated more when it got overplayed.
"7 Rings" I could tolerate somewhat at first, but got annoying fast. The use of the Sound of Music sample just didn't work here.
"A Milli" was just very bad. Easily one of the worst Lil' Payne songs ever.
"Ass Like That" I always felt was Eminem's worst. Just desperation and being perverted.
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 5, 2023 10:45:20 GMT -5
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 5, 2023 20:18:18 GMT -5
20. Kyle featuring Lil’ Yachty – “iSpy (Two Talentless Skanks)” (2017)This literally sounds like they tried to do a mumble rap song for a kids show. This is childish and immature in every single way. 19. K-Fed The Clout-Chasing Wonder – “Popozao” (2006)LOL 18. Florida Douchebag Line – “This Is How We Suck” (2014)These two idiots ruined country music. Granted, I was never a huge fan of the genre to begin with, but thanks to them every country song now is about either drinking, trucks, treating women like objects, being Republican, or all of the above. There’s also a lot of bad rapping, overly twangy vocals with auto tune on top, shit has just gotten out of control. It’s no wonder the “Florida” part of this band is from Daytona. Shock of the century right there!! 17. Shitty Ray Shitrus – “Achy Breaky Song” (1992)I like most pop hits of the 90s, but this song in my opinion is the absolute WORST song of the 90s. It’s cheesy, it’s annoying, and I f*cking hate his voice which I guess runs in the family. This means that every song in the top 16 is from the 2010’s with the exception of two (a 2003 song and a 2008 song). 16. Lil’ Nauseous feat. Shitty Ray Shitrus – “Old Town Fungus” (2019)The only thing worse than bro country, is bro country mixed with trap. I like when rap and rock came together in 1986 with Aerosmith and Run DMC, then again in 1991 with Anthrax and Public Enemy, and then again in 2004 with Linkin Park and Jay-Z, but trap and bro country? HELL. TO THE. f*ckING NO. And the fact that it spent 97 years at #1 and there were 259 remixes of this just added insult to injury. 15. You know there’s something very wrong when Nicki Minaj is by far the most tolerable part of this song. 14. Highest appearance for someone who Unkie and I used to enjoy making mad every week. 13. This artist has had some career. I loved her in the 2000’s, hated her in the 2010’s, and now it seems like she finally has returned to form. This one came out in 2013. 12. A 2019 one-off single from an artist who, according to some fake lyrics written by me, once sang, “Got glitter, booze, and boys - what the f*ck could go wrong?” 11. An Australian artist who broke through in the states thanks to someone who bullied me!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 5, 2023 21:02:06 GMT -5
I like Achy Breaky Heart, but agree with the rest.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 5, 2023 21:04:08 GMT -5
14. Kanye West - Bound 2 12. Kesha - Rich White Straight Men 11. Tonedeaf and I - Dance Prince
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 6, 2023 11:22:58 GMT -5
15. Jessie J featuring Ariana Venti & Sicki Garbaj – “BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (2014)Nicki Minaj is the only person on this song who doesn’t sound like a screaming lunatic. Jessie J and Venti are screaming like nutjobs in their verses and it’s torture to listen to. I listen to music to relax, not to be screamed at! 14. I, ME, KANYE WEST! – “Flop 2” (2013)Actual title is "Bound 2". I know this song is more well known for its attention seeking music video than the song itself, but holy shit is the song bad. The sample that was used is very repetitive and noisy. In the 2000’s he was great at sampling old school R&B, but somewhere along the way he lost that. The “uh huh honey” part was also insanely annoying and repetitive. I shouldn’t be surprised at a Kardashian not self respecting herself, but it still bothers me that she appeared in the video for this song when at one point he says this: Asking the mother of your children for “other bitches” is insanely gross and disrespectful. 13. Avril Lavigne – “Hello Shitty” (2013)I am so glad Avril went back to her roots. I became a fan of hers with songs like “Complicated” and “I’m With You”, not whatever the f*ck this f*cking dubstep/K-pop shit was. I truly thought after this song and this disastrous era in general that I was done with her, but “Love Sux” was a great return to form. Let’s hope she never revisits this crap again. 12. Kesha – “Rich, White, Straight Men (Suck, Just Like This Song)” (2019)On paper I should love this because it’s obviously a dig at Trump, but no amount of Trump-bashing could save this for me. I still have no clue what the f*ck this is and how she thought this was good enough to release. 11. Tonedeaf And I - "Off-Key Monkey" (2019)When I first heard this, Camilla Cabello all of a sudden had the voice of an angel. This girl might possibly be the absolute WORST singer I have ever heard - and that is coming from someone who saw William Hung’s audition on American Idol when it first aired! The overexposure to this crap got even worse when it became a hit in the US, which you can thank a certain ex-board member who bullied me for. The label he works for signed Tones And I upon his suggestion, he told me this in confidence back when we were friends but I’m petty and don’t appreciate being disrespected, so f*ck it, I’m exposing him right now.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 6, 2023 11:27:28 GMT -5
I didn't mind "Bang Bang" when it came out, but it didn't age well for me.
Kanye has sucked for over a decade now, and that was a good example why. For me his worst is probably "Lift Yourself" because it's just about scooping the poop... gross!
I love Avril and you know it - given she's had double-digit #1's on my chart. However, her self-titled is the only album of hers that I don't own - and this total crap is one of the main reasons why. Seriously, a song about Hello Kitty? What a dumb mess, one of my top 10 worst of the 2010's. Thank God for Love Sux, bringing her back to her roots.
That Kesha one was a huge mess, and honestly, she hasn't really done anything good since. I do like a few of her songs, mostly "Tik Tok" and "Praying", but I have zero excuses for this one.
And "Dance Monkey" was just awful from the beginning. That bitch can't sing and honestly, if Cabelno is herpes, then Tonedeaf is syphilis or AIDS. Still can't believe she got a record deal...
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 6, 2023 20:06:47 GMT -5
10. Rihfund & I'M CHRIS BROWN AND I'M ANGRY! – “Birthday Cake” (2012)If Rihanna just left this song alone and stuck with the original version with just her on it, this wouldn't be on the list. Granted, that sucked too, but we all know why this is here. I understand that Rihanna did not want to be a "poster child" for domestic abuse or whatever the f*ck she said. However, the way she handled the Chris Brown situation was completely disgusting and irresponsible, especially coming from someone whose fan-base primarily consists of young girls (remember: I was a big fan of hers at one point too, during the Good Girl Gone Bad and Rated R eras when all that shit initially went down). I read the police report and it made me sick to my stomach. I almost cried when I saw the photo of Rihanna's face all beaten and bruised (and FreakyFlyBry and I got really pissed off when an insensitive f*cktwat made that photo their avatar on Media Source). I know it is very common for women to go back to their abusers, I was emotionally abused by my ex and stayed with him for five years before I finally opened my eyes and put my foot down. The difference however is that I don't have millions of young girls all around the world looking up to me, and I do not agree with the argument that Rihanna and all these other celebrities "did not sign up" to be a role model. I'm sorry, but when you choose to be a famous figure, you should know that having a young following is going to be part of the territory. It wasn't just the fact that she got back with Chris Brown after everything that happened that was unsettling with me, it was that she redid THIS of all her songs with him, probably her most overly sexual song ever, and she was so rude and nasty on social media to all the fans concerned about her, calling them "c*nts" and just being very mean-spirited. What the hell kind of message is that to send? And of course my hypocritical fake feminist ex-friend LOVED this song so there's that too. Should've been a red flag during our "friendship" tbh. 9. Toby Keith – “Redneck Solo Cup” (2011)I take back what I said earlier about Florida Georgia Line basically being the beginning of the end for quality country music - Toby Keith was the OG Florida Georgia Line! He's lucky I don't remember "Courtesy Of The Red, White, & Blue" very well other than that I hated it and it had that stupid "boot up your ass" line. But this one wasn't so lucky, I do remember this unfortunately and I hated my life whenever I had to hear this trashy redneck crap. Awful.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 6, 2023 21:45:36 GMT -5
"Birthday Cake"... is absolutely abhorrent. The fact that Rihfund did a song with the WOMAN BEATER that nearly beat her to a pulp, especially a sex song... is absolutely disgusting. I'll repeat my comments from my worst of the 2010's chart: I am STILL as disgusted as this even existing as I was back then. Seriously, f*** the WOMAN BEATER and everything he stands for. As for "Red Solo Cup", I will admit... I don't hate it. In theory, it sounds like everything I SHOULD hate... but I guess I find it amusing, a country song about drinking like so many... but I guess for me, it's so bad it's good. I much more despise his political songs, reflections on 9/11 and the intense jingoistic patriotism afterwards, and "Courtesy Of The Red, White And Blue" is my most hated from him.
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 7, 2023 9:54:47 GMT -5
8. Lil' Pump - "Walmart Gang" (2017) Actual title is "Gucci Gang", but as the fashionista of M4B, honey you leave Gucci out of this!!!!
7. Florida Douchebag Line - "I Hate My Country" (2020) Releasing a song called "I Love My Country" AT THE HEIGHT OF A PANDEMIC. Can you get ANY. MORE. f*ckING. TONE DEAF. THAN THAT!!!! And again, they sing about all the stereotypical shit. Do these guys literally do anything else other than drink beer and go fishing?!
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 7, 2023 18:57:06 GMT -5
6. Drake The Overrated Pedophile - Entire career after 2013 (2014-present) I remember in 2009 I saw an episode of Degrassi where Drake's character Jimmy Brooks was rapping in a talent show and I thought to myself that he was very talented and could do very well as a rapper.
Little did I know how right I was. TOO right.
I do think Drake is talented, but he wastes his talent on overprocessed autotuned mumble rap. I liked some of his earlier stuff like “Take Care” and “Hold On, We’re Going Home”, but everything he has released from “Hotline Bling” onward has sounded exactly the same to me and I can’t tell any of it apart. I do specifically want to give shoutouts to “God’s Plan” (2018) and “Way 2 Sexy” (2021) - those were extra bad. But what also makes Drake so damn annoying and over saturated to me is how his album rollouts are very obvious attempts for him to rule the Hot 100 (oh how I miss the days when Mariah was the only artist who cared about the charts), and how so many people praise him to no end and act like he’s the God of rap. So much that his problematic history of grooming underage girls is completely ignored and swept under the rug despite the unfathomable amount of receipts you can easily find online. And of course one of those delusional stans is - you guessed it - my fake feminist ex friend. I’ll have more to say about her soon.
5. Lil’ Payne – “Lolliflop” (2008) I was in 10th grade when this came out and all my classmates acted like this was the greatest song ever made. Spoiler alert: it’s not. This was, and still is, complete trash. His voice is terrible and is like nails on a chalkboard, and the beat sounds even cheaper than “Crank That”. This is the highest rap song on the list.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 7, 2023 19:13:52 GMT -5
Oh "Gucci Gang", where do I begin? It sounds just like every other annoying mumble rap song, how many times can he repeat the title? Thankfully he seems to have faded from existence.
I don't remember "I love My Country", but everything you say about it sounds awful.
LOL Drake. Yeah, so many crappy songs from him, I mostly hate "God's Plan", "Hotline Bling", "In My Feelings" and "Toosie Slide", but thankfully I've managed to avoid a lot of his recent stuff (yes, even in Canada, I still can avoid a lot of his songs). I still don't see the appeal in him generally.
"Lollipop" is still my most hated Lil' Payne song. Awful voice, cheap beat, overplayed... has all the ingredients for being a hated song!
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 8, 2023 10:05:12 GMT -5
4. Bebe Reptar feat. Florida Douchebag Line - "Meant To Be (Annoying And Headache-Inducing)" (2018)I hear this song literally EVERYWHERE I GO!!!! It's INESCAPABLE AS f*ck!!!! And when Bebe/FGL/Autotune harmonize in the chorus, it's so screamy it gives me an INSTANT headache! Leave the harmonizing to these two icons, who are far more talented than anyone involved on whatever the f*ck this is: 3. Shitley Shitrus – “(No, Let's Not) Dooo It!” (2015)Yup, we have a new #1. This was #1 on the 2018 list, but two songs have since become worse to me - a song that came out after the last list was created, and a song that has existed since the early 2000's that has consistently been very high up on my worst songs list, but has since become even worse to me than ever. Once that song is revealed it'll make more sense, but anyway, back to Finch Miley Cyrus, I don't really know why I gave this a curiosity spin when that obnoxious free album of hers came out in 2014, I think it was called "Dead Petz" or some shit like that, but I did, and to make matters worse I watched the video which was weird and grossed me out. Who the f*ck wants to watch her eat glitter?! But the song itself was completely unlistenable to me. She sounded worse than ever, the lyrics were cringe ("Yeah I smoke pot"? Really? What's next, "The grass is green and the sky is blue?"), and it's never a good result when the Flaming Lips are involved. "She Don't Use Jelly" may have missed the list, but damn does that song suck too.
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 8, 2023 11:01:16 GMT -5
Screw it, I'm ready to reveal the top 2 2. R. Dunzo – “Thoia Thoing” (2003)Even before all the horrible stuff that came out about him, I was never crazy about R. Kelly. I liked “I Believe I Can Fly” and “I’m Your Angel” (more so because of Celine than him tbh), but that’s about it. I found him to be pretty meh. But this was not meh - this was absolutely horrible from the moment I first heard it on MTV in 2003. This shit was just WEIRD! What the hell is a “thoia thoing”?! And that chorus... no. Just no. This has consistently ranked very high on all my worst songs lists, but there’s no denying it’s much higher this time. It was only #18 in 2018. I knew he was a piece of shit, and I was always confused why his scandal in the 90’s with Aaliyah (RIP ❤️) and his scandal in the early 2000’s where he did the tape with the underage girl were ignored. Ignored just because everyone thought a stupid song about a stupid remix was catchy. I’m glad he finally got what was coming to him, and I hope he has a horrible last few years of his life. I also hope his victims and Aaliyah’s family have found peace and justice, because it took WAY. TOO. DAMN. LONG. for that despicable piece of shit to be punished. f*ck R. Kelly. 1. Ariana Venti - "f*ck U Next" (2018)I'm sure you all figured it out, but if you didn't - yes, "Thank U Next" is #1. I'll be honest, the first few times I heard this song, I didn't like it OR hate it. I wasn't sure what to think of it, it just didn't really do anything for me. I honestly thought it was kind of boring. Next thing I knew it blew up and became her first #1 hit on the Hot 100, and she became disgustingly overexposed (which is only a small portion of why I hate this song now). So you may be wondering, how did we go from "I wasn't sure what to think of it" to my #1 worst song of all-time? Well folks, gather round because it's time for story time with JessieLou! Let's go back to 2013. I have mixed feelings on how I look back at this time period - on one hand, getting into Grace Slick's music during this time as well as moving into Unkie 's apartment saved my life, but at the same time I had a lot of unresolved bitterness towards a lot of things, two of those being how my friendship with my ex-friend Brittany ended (the tl;dr version is that she projected and accused me of wanting to sleep with her boyfriend at the time when the truth is he was the one who kept flirting with me and I was uncomfortable with it), as well as a decade of feeling rejected by a family friend's daughter where my final straw occurred weeks before I moved, where she completely ignored me at her baby shower. I really wanted to find a true female friendship to fill the void. And that was where Katie came in. Katie and I were "friends" (I use that in quotation marks because now I know it was all a lie) from 2013 up until June 2020 when I ghosted her (this is usually not okay, but in my case it was either ghost her or curse her out, should've done the latter tbh). We had a tradition for awhile where we would hang out every Monday night unless I had a closing shift at work, we'd usually do our nails and watch TV and it was nice. We went to the outlets in Orlando a few times and I enjoyed that a lot, although I wished I could've spent the whole day there with her except for just a few hours. But I knew she wanted to spend time with her boyfriend and I respected it and never questioned or fought it. I was the sweet little innocent pushover girl who never questioned or spoke up about anything, basically the opposite of my true personality which is what you see here on the boards. There were some red flags over the years that I ignored, and I shouldn't have, but I was desperate to have just ONE female friendship not end a complete trainwreck. And for some reason at this time, I really liked her and valued her "friendship" a lot. Some of these red flags included constantly claiming to be a feminist but gossiping and talking bad about other female co-workers, most notably one who got promoted before her, making drinking and her love of craft beer her entire personality, and even witnessing her drunkenly hitting her boyfriend after she passed out at a local beer festival and he had to carry her home. That one especially made me uncomfortable. I also felt like she and some of our mutual friends judged me for Grace Slick being my favorite artist as they weren't very familiar with her. I don't know about you guys but I remember when I was 12 on these boards and I found out Cao Bin 's fave was Tori Amos, that made me want to check out her music more, not dismiss him and be like "Idk her." Just saying. In 2017 I moved away for a year to go to Cosmetology school, but we kept in touch. I still was able to make it to her birthday/Halloween party (she merged them that year), and her housewarming party, and even her New Year's Eve party where she announced her engagement and I introduced Julian to her. Julian , this is my public apology to you for that. Ironically, I didn't start feeling distant from her until a few months after I graduated Cosmetology school and moved back. She was going through a tough time at work and as I do with everyone I consider a friend, I told her I was here for her if she needed anything or needed someone to talk to. Our weekly hangouts were becoming more and more rare - at the time I blamed it on our schedules not agreeing with each other, but in retrospect how could that have been when she ignored all my texts telling her my schedule for the week?! And there's no excuse for ignoring texts because that woman is glued to her phone like it's nobody's f*cking business. I don't use social media very often. But beginning in fall 2018 up until the end of our "friendship", I started noticing something. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I would open up Facebook and/or Instagram, I'd see photos of Katie with a group that she always called "her girls" doing everything I wanted to do with her but never opened my mouth because I wanted to respect her relationship with her fiance'. Weekend girls' trips, bar hopping, going out to brunch, etc. It really hurt my feelings and it made me question 1) if she still wanted to be my friend and 2) if I did something wrong. Whenever the two of us would hang out, it would always be at her house, and never in a public group setting, almost feeling like she didn't want to be seen with me. She had a group chat with her "girls" that she would text almost the entirety of our hangouts, and she would brag to me about going out with them the night before. And this time I tried to politely tell her that next time I'd love to join them and of f*cking course that never happened. As time went on, I felt more excluded and ignored whenever I was invited to any parties or get togethers of hers. She would spend all her time talking to her "girls", and there were two parties in particular from late 2018 where I remember especially feeling excluded in favor of her "girls" and they were all OBSESSED with "Thank U Next", acting like it was the greatest f*cking thing since sliced bread. Seeing all these girls singing along to this song that I just couldn't understand the appeal of no matter how hard I tried just made me feel even shittier. I felt inadequate. I felt weird. I felt like there was something wrong with me. And this was the beginning of the identity crisis that I wrote about in 2021: How did the "friendship" end, may you ask? Well she broke up with her fiance' in late 2019 and I wanted to be there for her and support her, only for her to not only be completely rude and have an attitude for no reason the entirety of our second to last hangout together, but in this same hangout I was shocked and speechless when she revealed that she cheated on said fiance' - who she was with for EIGHT f*ckING YEARS - with a guy who was also in a relationship. She had the audacity to get upset when his girlfriend blocked her, and wouldn't stop bragging to me about how amazing the sex was. It made me extremely uncomfortable and I felt like the girl I admired so much when we first became "friends" was a complete stranger. But I guess she has something in common with her goddamn idol! I confronted her about how I was feeling and she dismissed me, gaslit me into thinking my "tone" was angry when it wasn't at all (trust me sweetie it could've been VERY angry, what you got was not it), and she gave me the six words that piss me off the most: "I'm sorry you feel that way." The last time I physically saw her in February 2020, we were supposed to talk it out and it ended up turning into a conversation about her "girls" being afraid to hang out with her because of her ~EVIL BOSS OMGZ!!!!!!111~ Give me a BREAK. And literally the next day I saw her posting "Galentine's Day" photos with them. It got to a point where I hid her posts on Facebook and eventually unfollowed her on Instagram. I don't want to go in depth about what made me finally fed up and block her in June 2020 when it ended for good, because that was a very traumatic week for me and one of the absolute worst weeks of my life. But basically when I saw she invited all her "girls" to a hangout at her house in the middle of the pandemic, I was f*cking DONE. But yes, Katie and her "girls" - MacKenzie, Amy Jay, Lauren, and Rachel - are the reason why I absolutely detest this song to no f*cking end. It genuinely triggers me hearing this song today, similarly to FreakyFlyBry and "I'm Yours". I literally cannot listen to this without getting angry. "Dooo It!" may be f*cking horrible, but it never left me feeling angry and heartbroken. The good news is I am in a much better place now and I don't think about any of those awful people anymore, but the damage has been done and I don't think this song will ever not trigger me. So yeah, that is my countdown of the 200 worst songs of all-time. I hope you all enjoyed it, and I will post the full list... later.
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Post by Cao Bin on Aug 8, 2023 16:09:25 GMT -5
Lolliflop! jajajajajaja I continue to laugh at your creativity with names and titles ajajajajaja!!
And aaaaahhhh, I see. Well, we all have our reasons to dislike some music, so I totally get the Ariana shade lol And what a horrible woman, that supposed friend. Sometimes it seems a few certai n people always get bad friends, and it's like... why do bad things happen always to the same people? I hope you'¿re healing or healed by now Jessie ♥
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