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Post by macprohawaii on Jul 25, 2023 13:01:23 GMT -5
81. Shirley & Squirrely – “Hey Shirley (This Is Squirrely)” (1976) Don't quite know what song you referring to and the Shirley Squirrely thing, but generally I liked " CONVOY" from 1976. Certainly not the best song ever, but still a fun listen from time to time. The song went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. C.W. McCall's movie version of the famous song.
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 26, 2023 22:19:35 GMT -5
80. That Reginald Dude – “(Please Do Not) Dance With Me” (1980)Actual artist is Reginald Bosanquet. While we could thank FreakyFlyBry for “An Open Letter To My Teenage Son”, this one we can thank Pipa for! When I was working on the 1980 Yearbook episode of the Book Club in 2016, Pipa found an article about bad songs from 1980 or something like that, and he jokingly mentioned liking this song (without even listening to it). Of course, I had to listen to it for myself and it turned out to be a very terrible but also very memorable token bad song, where I said he sounded “stoned and stupid.” Seven years later and guess what? I STILL think he sounds stoned and stupid for on this! 79. Think – “Once You (Don’t) Understand” (1972)We blamed FreakyFlyBry. We blamed Pipa. I can’t throw anyone under the bus here, this one was my own damn fault! This was from the 1972 Yearbook episode of the Book Club, and this one I discovered when going through the Billboard charts from that year. Most of the song is “things get a little easier, once you understand” repeated over and over, and then it has the CRINGIEST ending with a police offer telling a father their son died of a drug overdose. I get the message they were trying to give with this song, but honey this was NOT it. 78. Geezers - "You Don't Bring Me Flowers (Because We Suck)" (1978)Actual artists are Barbara Streisand & Neil Diamond. What a whiny borefest this was. Whining won’t get you flowers!! 77. Old Powter – “Bad Song” (2005/2006)Actual artist is Daniel Powter and actual song is “Bad Day”. Just to clarify, I am aware that Daniel Powter is not actually old (a quick Google search told me he's currently 52). That is not how he got the nickname "Old Powter" in 2006. THIS is how: In 2004, I was obsessed with Alanis Morissette's "Eight Easy Steps" and always played it during my Variety FM broadcasts. Two other DJs at this time who I will not mention by name but I'm sure you can figure it out constantly got on my case for playing it and one of them even once rudely told me on MSN to "STOP PLAYING IT." Fast forward to 2006 when this overrated trash became a worldwide hit - the same one who told me to "STOP PLAYING" Alanis was obsessed with this song. Whenever he would broadcast on VFM during this time, he would play it two, sometimes even three times. Even back then, I never did that with "Eight Easy Steps" unless it was a really long, like hours long broadcast (I had a lot of time on my hands back then okay? ). FreakyFlyBry and I very politely asked him to cut back on it, but we didn't tell him to stop playing it, we said once. When you're playing it three f*cking times in a two-hour broadcast, I'm sorry but that shit is overkill. Well my bully went absolutely NUCLEAR and went off on me for being a hypocrite over "Eight Easy Steps" and really hurt my feelings (wouldn't be the first OR last time he did that tbh). Between his shit attitude, his constant overplay of this song on VFM, and my then-local Hot AC station's constant overplay of this song (Mix 105.1 in Orlando), what was once a #7 hit on my chart is now a song I hate with the burning of a thousand suns. Thanks Adam! 76. D4L (Douchebags 4 Life) – “Laffy Taffy” (2005)LOL. No. 75. The Chainsmokers – "Musical Cancer" (2014)Actual title is "Selfie". Who wants to listen to two stuck up princesses gossip over a generic EDM beat? Not me! 74. Mehgan Trashnor - "I'M SO HOT AND SEXY AND AMAZING Part 927" (2022)Actual title is "Made You Look". Of ALL the artists to be given a comeback, it had to be this talentless narcissist?? How many freaking songs can she do about how hot and sexy she is? WE GET IT. YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE SEXY. ALL THE MEN WANT YOUR ASS. THEIR BITCHES AREN'T AS HOT AND SEXY AND AMAZING AS YOU. WE GET THE PICTURE. GOD. 73. Fetty Wrap – “Crap Queen” (2015)Actual title is "Trap Queen". The reason why I call him Fetty Wrap is because when this first came out, I kept reading that as his name and one day in the Skype chat I said that his name sounded like a sandwich, and NOBODY bothered to correct me lmao. Shortly after that I found out it was Fetty Wap and we had a good laugh about it in the Chit-Chat thread for that month. As for the song, it sucks. I feel like this song was the beginning of the trap era which was absolutely terrible (and I'd even go as far to say that it made me miss crunk), and he has some of the worst and mumbliest rapping I have ever heard. 72. Ed Sheeran – “Shape Of Eww” (2017)If I heard this song once, or twice, or even like 10 times total, this either would've been very low or wouldn't have made the list at all. But I was going to Cosmetology school in 2017, and on days when we would have clients my teacher would have the radio on my then-local AC station (Magic 107.7 in Orlando). If you thought what I described in my "Bad Day" commentary was bad... Christ almighty every day I would hear this AT LEAST twice!!!! It drove me INSANE! It got to the point where if I wasn't with a client and this song came on, I'd go to the bathroom or grab a drink of water. In my opinion, THIS is the most overplayed song ever. I literally never wanna hear this ever again and I really don't give a rat's ass about Ed Sheeran being in love with some lady's body. f*ck OFF. 71. Shitlento – “Watch Me (Not Have Talent)” (2015)Um... if I didn't want "Crank That" in 2007, what the f*ck made you think I wanted it in 2015? No thank you! 70. 1973 hit from an artist who I think may be a nepotism baby. 69. Another 1973 hit although I don’t think there is any nepotism here. 68. A 70’s hit covered by the Offspring two decades later. 67. A 1977 song that vocally makes “Funny Face” look like “White Rabbit”. 66. An Australian artist who passed away recently and is not Olivia Newton-John. 65. #16 on the Hot 100. #2 on the year end. 64. The 70’s streak ends with this 2018 song by a duo who appeared earlier on the list. 63. All of Britney Spears’ appearances on this list were from the 2010’s, but this song is the closest on here to 2000’s Britney. 62. Deep Purple’s “Smoke On The Water” was kind of about this artist. 61. “WAP ‘05”
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 26, 2023 22:33:14 GMT -5
You know it's a set full of awful songs when I can only tolerate two of them: "Bad Day" (though I do agree, the overplay and having it shoved down our throats ruined it, and Powter in general, for me too), and "Made You Look" (even if it's basically All About That Bass under a different title).
Reginald and Think have to be 2 of the Book Club's worst token b bad songs. Truly awful, both of them.
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers", despite me hearing A LOT more awful 70's stuff since, is STILL my most hated song of that decade. Truly boring geezerfest, nobody brought them flowers after hearing this because it put them to sleep!
D4L, Fetty Wrap and Silento were just awful one-hit wonder rappers (I know Fetty Wrap had another hit, but I can't even recall it right now.) and thankfully, all are either in prison or working at McDonald's now.
I am still completely dumbfounded that the Chainsmokers, who I actually ended up liking several songs from, started their hit career with an awful novelty "song" about selfies. Musical cancer, indeed!
I do agree that the main reason why "Shape Of Eww" was so awful wasn't that it was just a basicfest, but rather, because it was overplayed. I like a lot of Ginger Bae's stuff but this one, I just never saw the appeal in.
68. Morris Albert - Feelings? 67. Meri Wilson - Telephone Man? 66. Helen Reddy - Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress)? 65. Kris Kardashian - Whiny? 63. Britney Spears - Big Fat Bass? 62. Frank Zappa - Valley Girl? 61. Eminem - Ass Like That?
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Post by Vic on Jul 27, 2023 7:51:07 GMT -5
66. An Australian artist who passed away recently and is not Olivia Newton-John. We better not see Olivia in this
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 27, 2023 22:38:02 GMT -5
70. Loudon Wainwright III - "Dead Skunk" (1973)Another case of “why mess with stupidity?” The song and its subject matter are insanely dumb, and the dude can’t sing to save his life. NEXT! 69. Bint Holmes - "Playground In My Mind" (1973)TIL “bint” is a derogatory word for a woman. I heard the word used all the time on URAPS for years and truly didn’t know what it meant. Meh, I’m using it anyway. Actual artist is Clint Holmes, and this song is just straight up creepy to me. Creepy and annoying. 68. Morris Assbert - "Feelings" (1975)😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 67. Meri Wilson - "Telephone Man (Is Probably A Better Singer Than Me)" (1977)Oh man those vocals. Those VOCALS. How on EARTH did this woman get a record deal?!?! 66. Helen Not Reddy - "Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress)" (1973)I know this one isn’t as well known as “I Am Woman” or “Angie Baby”, but to me this has always been hands down her absolute worst. If I had a dollar for every time she said “leave me alone”, I’d be richer than J.Lo. This “Leave Me Alone” is much better: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 65. Kris Kardashian - "Whiny" (1973)Actual title is “Why Me”. What a whiny borefest this was. And the fact that it overstayed it’s welcome on the charts for months which meant more exposure to it on AT40 reruns just made it even worse. I’m glad he was supportive of Sinead O’Connor after her SNL backlash, but this song still sucks. 64. Ariana Venti featuring Sicki Garbaj – “The Homewrecker Is Coming” (2018)Actual title is "The Light Is Coming". The thing that used to really frustrate me about Venti was her inconsistency. I really liked “Into You” and still think it’s her best song. I hated “Side To Side” and “Everyday”. I really liked “No Tears Left To Cry”. I absolutely f*cking hated whatever the f*ck this was. The good news for Venti though is that she is no longer inconsistent for me, as she has been absolute trash for me since “Thank U Next”! 63. Fall Out Boy – “Young And MEHnace” (2017)"Love On The Other Side" and "Hold Me Like A Grudge" were a return to form for them earlier this year, but before that they were going really downhill really quick. I hated "Centuries" and "Uma Thurman", but neither of those made the list. This on the other hand... this was career suicide. 2017 was such a dark time to be a rock fan. This, "Thunder", and the deaths of Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, and Tom Petty. 0/10, would not repeat that year. And DEFINITELY not repeating this Skrillex-ish crap either! 62. Frank Zappa – “Valley Hurl” (1982)Who wants to listen to two stuck up princesses gossip over a generic EDM 80's beat? Not me! 61. David Banner – “Stop” (2005)Actual title is "Play". You wanna talk about being inappropriate JUST for the sake of inappropriate? I'm sorry, this isn't sexy at all. It's f*cking gross. 60. #1 hit from 2010. 59. Lisa-Gail > Madonna introduced us to this artist a couple years ago. 58. WAP ‘05 was in the last set, but here we have WAP ‘02! 57. This 2016 song has the most incoherent chorus ever. 56. 2005 hit from an artist who has two songs in this set. 55. Another artist with multiple songs in this set, this is their highest appearance. 54. A very beloved 2009 hit that I’d probably love as well if literally anyone else sang it. 53. Highest 70’s song on the list. 52. The only time I liked this song was when it was in The Hangover. 51. An artist who I almost saw in concert in 2021.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 27, 2023 22:50:37 GMT -5
I only like one of the songs in that list... honestly, I don't mind "Valley Girl", I thought it was quite funny. Frank Zappa must've had a twisted mind when he named his kids... especially Moon Unit! Those songs remind me of why the 70's had some token bad songs... though I will admit, I don't hate "Playground In My Mind" for some reason. The David Banner song was annoying, good to see it on here. Venti really was at her worst there - and it came just after her best ever song for me, "No Tears Left To Cry"! Just shows how inconsistent she's been. And now for "Young And Menace". What the hell was that mess? Their latest album "So Much For Stardust" proved that they can still do a great song if they want to... but this was just lazy and desperate. Its only saving grace was that it flopped, but still, I can't forgive this assault on my ears. 60. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be? 57. Kiiara - Gold?
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 28, 2023 0:13:20 GMT -5
53. Muskrat Love?
It's about the only 70's song I could think of that hasn't appeared yet but it almost feels like it has to....
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Post by macprohawaii on Jul 29, 2023 2:03:28 GMT -5
I'll agree to this one. Pure crap. I call songs like this MUSH! . I like this song. It went to #2 on my Top 100 Hits of 2006. Sorry this song is catchy and great. If I was doing a chart in 2017, I think this would have gone to #1. Gotta love this stinker... hehehe. A couple of these are so bad that they're great.... FEELINGS is pure MUSH.Maybe in an alternate universe.... Attachments:
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 2, 2023 21:50:21 GMT -5
60. Whack Eyed Peas – “Imma Be (Annoying As f*ck)” (2010)What the actual hell is this? I truly believe this only went to #1 because it rode off the coattails of their previous single, a mega-hit that just so happens to appear later in this set. So freaking annoying. 59. Lisa Gail Assred – “3 Second Rule” (2012)On one hand, this is hilarious and iconic. On the other, it's f*cking terrible. I don't know what's worse - her off-key vocals or the cringe-worthy music video. Something about her gives me that "Can I speak to your manager?" vibe. 58. Khia – “My Talent My Vocal Abilities (Don't Have It)” (2002)Actual title is "My Neck My Back (Lick It)". Fine example of someone with absolutely ZERO musical talent and knows it, otherwise she wouldn't have done something so overly vulgar like this. The first time I heard this was on VFM and I thought it was disgusting and unnecessary - and if I remember correctly, Adam was playing the CLEAN version! I'm not a prude, I like a lot of Lil' Kim and Foxy Brown songs, but this is just too f*cking much dude. 57. Kiiara – “ikjoiowergujktoek” (2016)Actual title is "Gold", but considering that the chorus, and really most of the song, is gibberish I can't even understand, I'd say my title is way more fitting. 56. Not Worth 50 Cent – “Just A Lil’ Bit” (2005)This is like a slightly less inappropriate version of "Play" by David Banner. NEXT! 55. Whack Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling (This Song Will Never Stop Being Overplayed)” (2009)I'll be honest, I get why this was such a big hit. Party songs were very popular during this time, and a song with the lyrics, "I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night" is perfect to play at the club. Having said that, I absolutely HATED this from the moment it first came out. I thought Will.I.Am sounded so overly processed in the chorus, and then that part where they're all shouting about living it up or whatever was absolutely unbearable to me. This crap ended up being the biggest hit of their career when they had much better songs like "Let's Get It Started", "Where Is The Love", and even "Meet Me Halfway" from this same album! The fact that it's still overplayed to this day is absolute insanity to me. But there is another song from 2009 that I hate even more than this, and find even more overplayed today, and that song is... 54. Shitley Shitrus – “A Shitty Party In The USA” (2009)This is another song where I DO understand the appeal, especially it's 2011 resurgence after Osama Bin Laden died, but like pretty much every song of hers that isn't "Midnight Sky" or "Nothing Breaks Like A Heart", her vocals absolutely ruin this for me. I know Katy Perry, Britney Spears, and Rihanna aren't exactly Whitney Houston vocally, but their vocals don't sound grating and nasally to me like Miley's does, and I would enjoy this song MUCH more if someone like one of them sang it. Also, if Z99 could stop playing this like it's a f*cking current, that would be awesome. 53. Craptain & Tennille - "Muskrat Hate" (1975)Just like "You Don't Bring Me Flowers" is still FreakyFlyBry's most hated song of the 70's all these years later, this is still my most hated as well. I mean, it's a song about MUSKRATS DOING IT. WHY??!?!?!?! I try to forget that the legendary and iconic America did this originally. The f*ck were they thinking?! But at least America's version doesn't have the sounds of the muskrats ACTUALLY DOING IT in the song. STOP THIS SEXUALIZATION OF MUSKRATS. NOW. GOD. 52. Not Worth 50 Cent – “Candy Flop” (2005)Yes I know this wasn't a flop, in fact that's a huge reason why I hated this song so much at the time. I was LIVID when this blocked "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day and "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson from #1 on the Hot 100. Take that out of the equation and you still have an annoying, obnoxious, generic mid-2000's rap song. But I'd say Kelly and Green Day won as their songs are MUCH more remembered today. The only time I enjoyed this song was when the wedding band played it in "The Hangover". 51. Liz Phair – “Hey Look! I'm Kesha Now!” (2010)Actual title is "Bollywood". I like Liz Phair a lot. "Why Can't I?" was a huge #1 on my chart back in the day and I recently bought her self-titled album on vinyl while record shopping in downtown Saskatoon with Pipa and FreakyFlyBry. I even almost saw her open for Alanis Morissette and Garbage in 2021 (she ended up pulling out and was replaced with Cat Power 😴). But this one - a token bad song on her 2019 Book Club episode - was a really, really, really bad Kesha impression. Speaking of Kesha, Book Club token bad songs, and 2019, she has a song still to come on this list! 50. 2014 hit that I believe FreakyFlyBry incorrectly guessed earlier in this thread. 49. A female artist who I liked very much in the 2000’s and wrongfully canceled in the 2010’s. Although I came around and uncancelled her, I couldn’t not put this 2016 song on the list. 48. A 2014 single from everyone’s favorite rock and roll punchline! 47. One of my favorite metal bands goes... cabaret?! 46. A 2014 hit for a singer who actually IS faceless. 45. A decade ago, this would have been #1. 44. Speaking of Lil' Kim, here is a very poetic song about her! 43. A derivative pop star and a Dr. Luke apologist join forces on whatever the f*ck this is. 42. I believe this is the newest song on the list. Lita Ford, John Lennon, and Danzig also have songs with this title (Lita’s happened to be a #1 on my chart!) 41. In my opinion, this person and her entire stupid ass family have been very detrimental to young girls and their self esteem.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 2, 2023 21:58:49 GMT -5
The only ones I'll defend there are "Party In The USA" (not Miley's best but she's still had worse, despite this still being overplayed) and "My Neck, My Back" (as filthy as it is, it can go in "so bad it's good" territory for me). The Whack Eyed Peas started the E.N.D. there (see what I did?) I feel that era was when they lost the plot, and 14 years later, they have dipped into territory where I know they will NEVER recover. And to top it all off - I am STILL SICK TO DEATH of "I Gotta Feeling"! It refused to ever got away! "3 Second Rule" was a dumb off key anthem, but I've mostly forgotten how it goes. That Kiiara one I honestly could not understand a single word of - the ultimate "mumble rap" imitation by someone who thought she could sing, but instead, had no talent. What an annoying mess, still hate it so much. 50 Cent was way too overexposed that era, and I think it goes without saying that there's a reason why only his stuff from his debut album has stood the test of time. I especially hated "Just A Lil' Bit"... how disgusting. I forgot about "Bollywood". What a mess! The people who accused Liz Phair of selling out in 2003 clearly haven't heard this! And or course, those filthy muskrats... they're inappropriate! What a sick mess. 49. Fergie - MILF $? 46. Sia - Chandelier? 42. Meghan Trainor - Mother? 41. Kim Kardashian - Jam (Turn It Up)?
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 3, 2023 12:58:57 GMT -5
50. Imagine Douchebags – “I Bet My Life (That This Sucks)” (2014)I used to hear this quite a bit during the Stein Mart days, and it always annoyed the shit out of me when it came on. That chorus is a SCREAMFEST!!!!! USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE. GOD. 49. Fergie – “SHIT $” (2016)Actual title is "MILF $". This song is very messy and all over the place, and I know Fergie isn't exactly known for poetic lyrics ("I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a hoe" anyone?), but the lyrics to this song are extra bad. I also think this was a desperate attempt to go viral, especially with the music video featuring so many attention-seeking celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen. Ugh, I have more to say about Kim later on in this post. Having said all of that, my ex-boyfriend used to tell me all the time that he wanted me to "look like Fergie" and that "all women should be like Fergie", as a result 18-year-old me projected and canceled Fergie for a good decade. If you posted on here, Pulse, or Media Source regularly in the 2010's you will remember how mean I was to her and you may even remember my 2011 "Fergalicious" parody called "Fuglicious", which I have a love/hate relationship with now (the lyrics slut shame her to no end, but it IS a pretty catchy song not gonna lie ). The point is, this song may be garbage but Fergie is no longer on my shit list. And Ian Weber, if you ever come across this, go f*ck yourself and you will never look like Keanu Reeves. 🖕 48. Nickelwhack – “She Doesn't Keep Me Up” (2014)What. The. ACTUAL f*ck. Is this. Just... no honey. No. 47. Queensryche – “Wot We Do (Is Sell Out)” (2011)I could never compile a list of the worst albums of all-time, because why would I purposely seek out albums from Justin Bieber or Meghan Trainor or Miley Cyrus if I KNOW I'm not going to like them? Having said that, of all the albums I have actually sat down and listened to, Queensryche's final album with original frontman Geoff Tate - 2011's "Dedicated To Chaos" - is the worst. Their 80's and 90's stuff was excellent, and their 1988 album "Operation: Mindcrime" is one of my favorite heavy metal albums ever. But their downfall began in the summer of 2010 when Geoff Tate announced that Queensryche would be doing a bunch of shows called the "Queensryche Cabaret." Dude, you're a f*cking progressive metal band. I'd expect a cabaret show from someone with more of a Broadway-ish background like Lady Gaga, but from f*cking QUEENSRYCHE??? Make it make sense. That's like if Dream Theater worked with Max Martin lmao. This song, and it's music video, also go along with the random ass cabaret theme and it's just not good at all. How the f*ck did they do from "Eyes Of A Stranger" to this? Luckily the rest of the band got fed up with Geoff's antics, fired his ass in 2012, replaced him with Todd La Torre in 2013, and have been back to being a good metal band since. Their 2019 album "The Verdict" was FIRE and "Man The Machine" was a huge #1 on my chart. 46. Shita – “Chandelier” (2014)I respect Sia... as a songwriter. She has written some great songs for Christina Aguilera (especially "You Lost Me"). But as a singer, I do not understand her appeal at all. Her voice is VERY grating to me. She is honestly one of the worst singers I have ever heard, and the fact that she has three appearances on the list and this one is the lowest all the way at #46 speaks volumes. 45. Prince – “(My) P. Control (Is Stupid And Sucks)” (1995)It's pretty sad that this was #1 on my list from 2011, and so much crap has come out since then that this is down to #45, 12 years later. Having said that, this is still absolutely terrible. I first heard this in 2005 while playing the Launch Game with FreakyFlyBry and two irrelevants, and I thought it was weird as f*ck. The lyrics were overly inappropriate, he was rapping, and he shouted AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in the chorus for no reason like he was Demi Lovato. By far his worst song. 44. Sicki Garbaj – “(I Am A) Stupid Hoe” (2011)Just to clarify, I was not slut-shaming Lil' Kim in my hint, this song actually IS about her, since you know, Nicki hates all female rappers who aren't herself. I was honestly surprised she was able to redeem herself and get more hits after this song, I thought this was going to be the end of her career. If you're going to do a diss track, you could at least think of something a little more creative than "You a stupid hoe" times infinity. Lil' Kim won. 43. Same Smith feat. Kim Petrash - "(This Song Is) Unholy" (2022)I have to give Same Smith credit, this is probably their first song that doesn't sound like another version of "Stay With Me". But f*ck is this bad. Usually when conservatives accuse a song of being "satanic", I think they're just being drama queens. But I really do feel like I'm hell whenever I hear this song. Although that could just be because this sucks so much. And f*ck Kim Petrash - this particular song may not be associate with Dr. Luke, but most of her music is, and knowingly supporting a predator is COMPLETELY unacceptable, especially from a fellow woman. 42. Mehgan Trashor - "Mother(f*cking Awful Song)" (2023)Need I say more? Meghan Trainor is just a bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum. 41. Kim Kartrashian – “Jam (Turn It Off)” (2011)Let me get my feelings on the song itself over with - it's generic, she's a terrible singer, and it sucks. Onto my feelings about the Kardashians/Jenners themselves. I think the stranglehold they have on young girls is absolutely disgusting and terrifying. None of them are "businesswomen" to me. Selling flat tummy tea that does nothing but make you spend all day in the bathroom or $30 lipsticks with Dollar Store quality and the claim that you will get their same lips does not make you a businesswoman, it makes you a phony and a piece of human garbage. EVERYTHING ABOUT THE KARJENNERS IS APPEARANCE BASED. Posting bikini selfies on social media, selling shapewear, selling makeup. I don't understand why so many young girls look up to them, but it is not my place to judge. When I was the age of these young girls, I looked up to Madonna and my parents absolutely did not understand that either. But with the amount of money and power everyone in this family - Kim and Kylie especially - have, they can be doing so much good. They can be telling girls there is more to them then the way they look, but they don't because that doesn't f*cking make them money. So instead they get plastic surgery and personal trainers and all this shit that most young girls and women cannot afford, and say they attained the look by wearing a lipstick or drinking a stupid f*cking tea. It's f*cking disgusting and as a woman who has gone through body image struggles and is very passionate about that, this entirely family can go f*ck themselves to no end. 40. 2011 hit from one of my most hated rappers. 39. A 2006 single from the OG mumble rapper. 38. Speaking of OG’s, here’s the OG AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! pop singer. 37. Get back to the love shack and think about your life choices! 36. This 2018 hit has some of the worst vocals I have ever heard in my life. 35. 2012 song that’s part EDM part screamfest. 34. I’m not kidding when I say this - Jerry Cantrell was in the music video for this song. 33. Unkie and Pipa like their slurpees, but I like their taquitos. 32. A year before this pop artist released a surprisingly great rock album, she released this absolute mess. 31. The highest appearing song out of the three 2012-2013 novelty hits from hell.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 3, 2023 20:28:31 GMT -5
The only one there I will defend is "I Bet My Life", I actually like several of their songs and that is one of them. "MILF $" I am shocked is that low! That was my worst of the 2010's, which I still stand by. What a f***ing MESS it was - completely degrading. "She Keeps Me Up" was just plain cringe. I still can't believe that C95 here thinks it's their best song since it seems like they still play it every day! I don't know the Queensryche song, and judging by what you're saying, I feel like I don't want to. I'll just stick with the "Operation: Mindcrime" and "Empire" classics and the recent Todd La Torre-led era. That kind of stuff is my Queensryche. "Chandelier" was just meh, and overplayed. She should stick to writing for others and singing the hooks for dance/hip hop songs for other artists. As much as I generally like Prince, "P Control" was a huge mess. I don't know what he was trying to do there, but he's inappropriate! "Stupid Hoe" was annoying and repetitive, and despite her having a lot of crap since, I still think it's one of her worst. Good call on that one! "Unholy" was just an annoying mess, I gave it a curiosity spin when it first came out and instantly hated it. It actually came close to dethroning "I'm Yours" as my worst of all time... until it didn't. Same Smith should go to back to "Stay With Me". "Mother" was an annoying and repetitive mess, I can't believe she's actually had a comeback with songs like that! I also forgot how Ms. Famous For Being Famous's "song" went, but I know I hated it then. 38. Demi Lovato - Anyone? 37. Fred Schneider - Monster? 34. Nickelback - Rockstar? 33. Beyoncé - 7/11? 32. Halsey - Experiment On Me? 31. Ylvis - The Fox?
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 4, 2023 20:01:10 GMT -5
40. Lil’ Payne – “6 Foot 7 Foot” (2011)I used to think he was the most overrated rapper. Drake has since taken that title from him, but I still think he sucks - this song especially. 39. El Chombo – “egswok[srplg;pie” (2006)Actual title is “Chacarron”, but just like with “Gold”, this entire song is incoherent gibberish. 38. Jessie J – “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” (2011)Actual title is “Do It Like A Dude”. Her vocals are UNBEARABLE here. Just thinking about this song gives me a headache!!! 37. Fred Schneider – “(I Am A) Monster (For Recording This Crap)” (1991)Hands down one of the worst songs of the 90's. It's so tacky and cringeworthy. "There's a monster in my pants and it does a nasty dance?" That's just inappropriate and creepy. 36. Camilla CabelNO - "Never Be Off-Key The Same" (2018)I know I said Jessie J's vocals on "Do It Like A Dude" were unbearable, but this is like ten times worse. HOW IN THE HELL did the record label okay this?! This girl cannot sing to save her DAMN LIFE!!!! 35. David Mehtta featuring Shita – “AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Again” (2012)Actual title is "Titanium". The music in this song isn't bad at all, pretty typical of early 2010's EDM. What makes this song completely unlistenable for me is - you guessed it - Sia's vocals, ESPECIALLY in the chorus. I AM TITAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!111 How many times do I have to tell you people to use your indoor voice?! It ain't that hard bro!!!! 34. Nickelwhack – “Flopstar” (2006)Nickelback goes cock rock. NOT a good combination at all. Everything about this song is so stereo-typically cock rock it's almost laughable. Oh who am I kidding? It IS laughable. Except the lyric, "We'll all stay skinny, 'cause we just won't eat" - that wasn't funny in 2006 and it sure as hell isn't funny now. I know Jerry loves Nickelback (as does Grace Slick, I don't know what it is with my faves and Nickelback ), but him being in this video is so below him, especially considering all the other people who were in that video. Gene Simmons? Kid Rock? LIAM LYNCH? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 33. Beyondsh1t – “7/11” (2014)I cannot give myself credit for that name, that is all mrskp. Beyonce' definitely got lucky this time as far as appearances on this list. I have since grown to like "Single Ladies", I still hate "Formation", "Sorry", and "Don't Hurt Yourself", but all of those missed the list. And although I also hate "Drunk In Love" and "Alien Superstar", the former I didn't dislike enough to consider for this list, and the latter I only heard once and therefore don't remember what it sounds like. This song (and "Run The World (Girls)" from earlier) weren't so lucky. This is hands down the worst song she's ever done. It's just her saying "smack it" over and over, over the most BORING trap beat. Girl, you can do so much better and you know it! 32. Halsey - "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Yes, AGAIN)" (2020)Actual title is "Experiment On Me". This was from the "Birds Of Prey" soundtrack and this was such a mess. And her screaming at the end made this even worse. I am still completely dumbfounded she was able to redeem herself a year later with a surprisingly great rock album in "If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power". That album actually made me like her and respect her as an artist. But this one? No. Just no. 31. Ylvis – “The Fox (Is Annoying Like This Song)” (2013)As horrible as "Gangnam Style" and "Harlem Shake" were, this was hands down the worst out of the three novelty songs from hell during this time period! Does anyone here actually know "what the fox" says? All I heard in that chorus was incoherent yelling. If I was a fox, I would be insulted. 30. Second highest appearance for my most hated pop girl... although these days I think the Ponytail is trying to take that title from her. 29. I forgot the redneck king had another song on here! 28. #1 hit from 2016. 27. I’m all for being sex positive but everything about this 2014 hit reeked of attention seeking. 26. I still cannot fathom that this was an AC hit. I guess you can say that I cannot even fathom that shit! 25. A really douchey “rapper” from Minnesota. 24. The highest appearance for the most basic, bland, vanilla band ever. 23. Speaking of the Ponytail, here is her third highest appearance! 22. This 2008 song is the second highest appearance for this New Orleans rapper. 21. When Unkie and I first heard this song from one of the biggest names of the 2000’s, we agreed that it was career suicide.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Aug 4, 2023 20:13:28 GMT -5
The only song there I don't mind is "Titanium", though it did get overplayed. "6 Foot 7 Foot" was extremely annoying and Lil' Payne's vocals, as usual, were worse than nails on the chalkboard. How the hell did he ever get a record deal? El Chombo was really awful - the fact that, on UKMIX, it beat out Crazy Frog and Peter Andre for worst single release of its week says it all. I do like several Jessie J songs, but "Do It Like A Dude" wasn't it. What an awful screamfest! "Monster" was just awful, I can't believe that the same person responsible for classics like "Rock Lobster" and "Love Shack" did this mess! That being said, it's not my most hated for him, as there is another I hate more for personal reasons, but let's not get into a tangent mode and go back to reviewing your worst songs While Cabelno's vocals are generally herpes inducing on their own, the high pitched shrieking in "Never Be The Same" makes me feel the need to get the STD tests out because I was certain that I got herpes from hearing them! Easily one of the worst that she has ever done - I can't believe that she got a record deal with a terrible voice like this. "Rockstar" was meh to begin with, but what really made it annoying for me was that this irritating cringefest got overplayed so much (especially living in Canada, where it benefits from CanCon regulations), and IT HAS NEVER GONE AWAY TO THIS DAY! And in response to that cringe line in the song, considering they also sing "Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free" contradicts the just won't eat line... that always bothered me. Are you anorexic or bulimic, Nickelback? This was, for the longest time, my most hated song from them... but these days, given how overplayed it is here, I probably hate "San Quentin" more. Beyoncé has definitely been very inconsistent and "7/11" was definitely one of her worst ever. Good call on that one! When I heard that Halsey song on the Book Club, I instantly thought it was awful. She's been so inconsistent, one song I'll like, the next I'll hate, and this was definitely on the hate side of the spectrum for me. "The Fox" was just dumb, silly and an insult to true foxes everywhere. 29. Kid Rock - Bawitdaba? 26. Mehgan Trainor - All About That Bass 24. Imagine Dragons - Thunder? 23. Venti - Bang Bang? 22. Lil' Payne - Lollipop? 21. Eminem - Ass Like That?
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Post by JessieLou on Aug 5, 2023 9:02:53 GMT -5
30. Shitley Shitrus featuring Britney Spears – “Stupid Moronic Shit (No Bangerz)” (2013)Actual title is "SMS (Bangerz)". As much as I ABSOLUTELY COULDN'T STAND Miley during her "Bangerz" era, I did give this one a curiosity spin when the album came out because I wanted to see if Britney could save this song. She couldn't. Her part in this song is the only tolerable part. The rest of this is an absolute mess, and Miley's obvious cultural appropriation from this time really shows on this one. Salt N' Pepa also couldn't save this one (it samples "Push It)". Miley has one more song still to come. 29. Kid Rock - "We The (Stupid) People" (2022)This song is perfect proof that Republicans are living and breathing hypocrites, because in this horrible excuse for a song, he talks about wanting to unite and come together: But then he also says earlier in the song: How is screaming "f*ck you" to people coming together and uniting? He only wants to unite with the people who agree with him, and to that I say, f*ck. THAT. SHIT. 28. Shita – “Cheap Song” (2016)What I said about "Chandelier" also applies to this, but what makes this one even worse to me is that it was a HUGE, disgustingly overplayed hit and to this day I cannot seem to get away from it!!! I always hear it on the radio, I always hear it in stores, GO THE f*ck AWAY ALREADY!!!!!!! 27. Sicki Garbaj – “Anacrapa” (2014)HANDS DOWN her worst song. From the moment I saw that trashy, beyond attention-seeking single cover I knew this was not going to be good. Yes, I know, don't judge a book by it's cover, but in this case the cover was right. The music video was basically porn which seemed to be the thing in 2013-2014. This may be a controversial take, but I actually thought this was more inappropriate than "WAP". I also think she sounds super annoying on this and the lyrics are beyond cringe-worthy ("Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talkin' 'bout Eiffels"? REALLY??"). It also samples a song that I have (surprisingly) never liked - Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". Everything about this reeked of desperation and OF f*ckING COURSE she called this a "feminist statement." Okay Nicki. 26. Mehgan Trashnor – “All About That Skinny Shaming” (2014)The one that started it all. I do hate the line about "skinny bitches" and find it extremely problematic. Skinny shaming is equally as bad as fat shaming, and it's especially bad on a song that's supposed to be celebrating bodies. It's extremely hypocritical and - again, coming from someone who feels very strongly about body positivity - very dangerous thinking. But even if you take that out of the equation, this is a f*cking terrible song. I never liked her from the very start and really hoped she would be a one hit wonder. The fact that she is STILL getting hits is mind boggling to me. I cannot even FATHOM that shit! 25. Yung Douchebag - "Oops!" (2021)LMFAO are we for real right now?? You wanna talk about talentless misogynistic douchebags? Whoever gave this f*cktwat a record deal must have been high because there are literally no redeeming qualities about this. Go do some GTL and then go shopping at Ed Hardy, and please, I’m begging you, never record music again. 24. Imagine Douchebags – “Blunder” (2017)Actual title is “Thunder”. I don’t know what’s worse, the boring beat or that awful chorus. At this point I feel like they were just trolling us. Imagine Douchebags makes Nickelwhack look like Soundgarden. 23. Ariana Venti - "7 Ethnicities" (2019)Actual title is “7 Rings”. Just like Miley in 2013, this was Venti’s era where she profited off of black culture, and quite frankly, it was not cute af. I hate the trap beat, and I especially hate the braggy chorus that really hasn’t aged well (“I see it, I like it, I want I, I got it” can easily be interpreted as a homewrecking anthem just like this shitty song’s shitty follow up). Top that all off with how insanely overexposed she was during this time (which I will get to more later when we get to her final appearance on the list), and this was just a recipe for disaster. Absolutely horrible song. 22. Lil’ Payne – “A Mehi” (2008)How many times do I have to tell these people to USE THEIR FREAKING INDOOR VOICE?!?! 21. Eminem – “Career Suicide” (2005)Actual title is "Ass Like That". Eminem is nowhere near a perfect person, however, I truly believe that his problematic lyrics were nothing more than shock value. If he really was homophobic, why would ELTON JOHN of all people be a fan of his? If he really was misogynistic, why have I heard nothing but positive things about how he raised Hailey? Having said that, I do think his shock value has gone too far many times before, this song especially. He tries too hard to be funny and recreate the humor of “My Name Is” and “The Real Slim Shady” and it just comes across as desperate and annoying, but what really bothers me about this song is how he talked about certain young female celebrities, particularly Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen: And Hilary Duff: And JoJo: Even as a joke, those lyrics are not okay. 20. Mumble rap song from 2017. 19. Can’t think of a bigger clout chasing f*ck than this guy, and I’m sure Britney Spears would agree. 18. The first of three appearances for everyone’s favorite bro country idiots! 17. My most hated 90’s song. 16. What happens when my two most hated sub genres - bro country and trap - join forces.
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