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Post by JessieLou on Jul 9, 2023 10:09:15 GMT -5
170. Justin Timberlake - Sauce? 169. Britney Spears & Iggy Azalea - Pretty Girls? 167. Madonna - Bitch I'm Madonna or Medallion? 163. Akon - Lonely? 161. Beck - Wow? Sauce is wrong but everything else is right.
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 9, 2023 17:59:28 GMT -5
170. Ariana Venti - "Be A Homewrecking c*nt, I'm Bored" (2019)Actual title is "Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored". *NSYNC's "It Makes Me Ill" is a banger, this one not so much. If anything, Venti's music makes ME ill! This song is nothing special, it tries too hard to be edgy and a "baddie anthem" so to speak and it's just not it. Encouraging homewrecking isn't a cute look either. 169. Britney Spears featuring Igloo Australia – “Ugly Girls” (2015)Actual title is "Pretty Girls". As much as I can't stand Azealia Banks, called Iggy "Igloo Australia" is the one thing she did that actually was funny. I really was rooting for Britney, especially after how awful of an album Britney Jean was, but this was a cheesefest in the absolute worst way. When it came out it was already dated as hell because summer 2014 was the time when everyone and their Mom was working with Igloo, and this came around a year too late. Plus the lyrics are cringe-worthy and Britney's vocals are really bad. Igloo is actually the more tolerable one here! The one thing I will say is that the video was cute and Britney looked great in it. But other than that, awful song. 168. Alison Gold – “Chinese Food (Sucks Just Like This Song)” (2013)Just to clarify, I do like some Chinese food although it's not personally one of my favorite cuisines. This was a very obvious attempt to recreate the viral notoriety of Rebecca Black two years earlier (she's still to come). What makes this song not AS bad to me is that it's also kind of funny, but this girl cannot sing to save her life. 167. Madonna featuring Sicki Garbaj – “Bitch I’m Grandma” (2015)I'm going to keep this short and (not so) sweet because after what's been going on with Madonna lately I feel kind of weird about being overly harsh towards her. This song is a hot mess and she is so above all of this. I mean does she really need a song called "Bitch I'm Madonna"? Girl you're the textbook definition of iconic, WE KNOW you're Madonna bitch! 166. David Geddes - "Run Joey Run (From This Shitty Ass Song)" (1975)What a cheesy, overdramatic piece of crap. Cannot stand this one! 165. Little Sean featuring Sicki Garbaj – “Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass” (2011)Actual title is "Dance (Ass)", but based on the lyrics I think my title is far more accurate. This dude says ass more than Pipa says Pipa! 164. Assdam Faith - "What Do You Want (Hopefully Not Good Singing Because I Can't Do That)" (1959)EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZER 163. Akon The Polygamist – “(I Am Not) Lonely (Because I Have Three Wives)” (2005)You know, I wonder if he still has those three wives. I'm not sure, but what I am sure about is that this song was and still is awful. That chorus is brutal. 162. Bella Poarch - "Build A Bad Song" (2021)Actual title is "Build A Bitch". On paper I really should like this song because it's basically about a girl telling a guy that what you see is what you get and he can't get her to change her body for him. But unfortunately, the relatable message is overshadowed by bad singing and a lazy beat. 161. Beck – “Wow (This Song Sucks)” (2016)I was very surprised by "Dreams" and thought it was the best song of his career, so I was completely shocked when he followed it up with this trap garbage. Just like "Bitch I'm Madonna", this is trying too hard to please the younger crowd and it just doesn't work here. RESPECT ARTISTRY! 160. A hit single from late 2018 by a female singer. No, it's not what you think. 159. This Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young cover was a token bad song on The Book Club in a 2017 episode. 158. The guitarist in this band played with Rihanna during her Rated R era. He may have been with her for awhile after that I'm not sure, but I remember Eddie Trunk going on and on about it in 2009. 157. And what do you know, the second of three Rihfund appearances! This was not Rated R though, this was Talk That Talk. 156. Indie douches from 2014. 155. Whenever I ask people to send me song recommendations for my chart, I specify that I don't want any songs that sound like this. 154. The woman who hates her kidney donor doing a song that sets women back. What a winning combination! 153. "Do shut up, you're worse than ____" 152. I am completely dumbfounded that this artist is currently dating Avril Lavigne. 151. "Thanks For My Child" by Cheryl Pepsii Riley didn't make the list, but this 1974 song is practically the same thing anyway.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 9, 2023 21:35:47 GMT -5
No big favourites in that set from me, you dodged my wrath I can kinda tolerate "Break Up With Venti, She's Bored", "Pretty Girls", "Run Joey Run", "Lonely" and "Build a Bitch" though I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to them. "Chinese Food" was just more Fat Usher pedophile crap. Not sure whether that, "ABCDEFG" or "Shush Up" was her worst though. "Bitch I'm Madonna" was just her cheap-ass attempt to Jason Derulo herself. What an unlistenable mess. Should've been higher! "Dance (Ass)" was f*cking annoying. My worst song of 2011, I think. Adam Faith was an annoying, off key geezer. I don't see any appeal in him at all. As much as I respect Beck's artistry (unlike Kanye), I can't see any appeal in "Wow" and find it very messy. 160 can't be Venti - Thank U Next, can it? 159. Devo - Ohio? 158. Guns N' Roses - Absurd? 157. Rihfund - You Da One? 154. Selena Gomez - Good For You? 153. William Hung - She Bangs? 152. Tyga - Rack City? 151. Paul Anka - You're Having My Baby?
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 10, 2023 20:35:14 GMT -5
160. Bebe Rexha - "I'm A Mess" (2018)I didn't bother messing with the title because she said it best herself - she is a mess. This song is an off-key anthem just like every other song of hers (she has one more appearance on here), and the chorus rips off one of my favorite songs ("Bitch" by Meredith Brooks). 159. Devo Kid - "OhiNO" (2002)I usually don't mind Devo, but this CSNY is just straight up bbbbaaaadddddd. 158. Extreme – “More Than A Borefest” (1990)Although I was never crazy about this song, the song by itself is honestly not bad enough to make my list. When I first heard it, I probably would've rated it like a 4 or 5 out of 10. However, someone ruined this song for me to the point where I now f*cking hate it and never wanna hear it again. There is another song I feel that way about that's still to come, but not until MUCH much later. The person who caused me to hate this song is my ex-boyfriend, yes the same ex-boyfriend who was the subject of this album and this thread. He was a huge fan of Extreme and said - without even asking me first and knowing that I wasn't crazy about this song - that this was "our song." Um, in order for it to be "our song", don't we BOTH have to decide? f*cking idiot. 157. Rihfund – “You Not Da One” (2011)That chorus is still f*cking brutal 12 years later. What the HELL was she thinking?! 156. American Indie Douches – “Worst Day Of My Life” (2014)I used to hear this all the time when I worked retail and I don't get this. It's so freaking bland and the dude can't sing!!! 155. Vance Not-A-Joy – “Riptide” (2014)Same thing as #156, but this is even worse. Why was this a thing? 154. Selena Homez featuring A$$ Rocky – “Bad For You” (2015)Her worst song. Just like "Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored", I feel like she's trying way too hard to be a boss girl/baddie/badass bitch/whatever in this song and it doesn't work. I know I said before that she isn't a good singer, but her voice sounds ESPECIALLY bad here. And I know I got some shit for saying this on the boards when this song was out (well, from only one person, and he has since deleted his account and probably continues to look for love on YouPorn), but I stand by this 100% - this song has a terrible message. There is nothing wrong with wanting to impress your man, but that shouldn't be your complete identity and shouldn't define your worth. Do your hair and makeup for yourself to make you feel happy, don't do it because some idiot f*cktwat says you'd look better with a BBL. f*ck off with that shit bro. 153. William Hung – “She Doesn't Bang” (2004)Come on, this is a worst songs list classic. Still horrible all these years later. 152. Tyga – “Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch Rack City Bitch” (2012)Hey look! I just posted the full lyrics! THOUGHT PROVOKING POETRY! 151. Paul Anka - "You're Not Having My Baby (Because I'm 800 Years Old And I Suck)" (1974)This is so cheesy and cringeworthy, and the lyrics are really creepy. Awful. 150. My least favorite Canadian artist is Drake, but this little brat is in a close second. 149. A song about my favorite fast food restaurant. 148. Aladdin and Jasmine are spinning in their grave over this! 147. An insanely repetitive song about trees. 146. An insanely repetitive song about Michelle Obama. 145. The beginning of the end for one of my favorite artists of the late 90's/early 2000's. 144. This song was an apology to Gwen Stefani. 143. Another token bad song from the Book Club, this was from one of the 2000's yearbook episodes. 142. Mariah Carey did this better during the Butterfly era. 141. The only artist on this list who has rocked black hair with bright green roots.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 10, 2023 20:39:59 GMT -5
I actually like "More Than Words", go figure. Don't mind the indie douches either. "I'm A Mess" was on the more tolerable side for Reptar, but still not great. I'd much rather listen to her best song by far IMO, "Sacrifice". Devo should've left that CSNY classic alone! The original had feeling and told the story of the Kent State shooting well, Devo turned it into a mess. Of the other five, all are absolutely awful. I honestly can't decide which is the worst of those! 148. Peter Andre & Katie Price - A Whole New World? 146. Filth No-Harmony - Boss? 145. Christina Aguilera - Woohoo? 144. Akon - Sorry (Blame It on me)?
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 12, 2023 22:37:47 GMT -5
150. Justina Beaver - "(I Am Not) Yummy" / “(I Have Shitty) Intentions” / “(My) Peaches (Are Moldy And Stupid Like My Music)” (2020)I counted all of these as one because I honestly couldn't tell these apart if I tried. THEY ALL HAVE THAT SAME BORING BEAT. I will say "Intentions" is probably the best one lyrically, but that's not saying much considering it's up against "Yeah, you got that yummy-yum" and "I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)". I never got his appeal and at this point I don't think I ever will. "What Do You Mean?" wasn't bad though. 149. I, ME, KANYE WEST! - "Closed On Sunday" (2019)What the hell was the point in this shit? "Closed on Sunday, you my Chick-Fil-A?" Really? Chick-Fil-A is my jam, but Kanye didn't have to do a song about it. Although these days that is the least of his problems. 148. Slutoris Price & Peter Douchebag – “A Whore New World” (2006)Actual "artists" - if you wanna call them that - are Katie Price and Peter Andre. This is peak UK 2000's cheese - two people with zero musical talent together on an awful cover of a Disney classic. Peter Andre has another song I can't stand called "Mystery Girl", but that one actually missed out. 147. Jennifer "I'M A REGULAR PERSON!!!11" Lawrence – “ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE” (2014)Actual title is "The Hanging Tree". I'm sure you all remember how much I HATED this shit when it was out. My issue with this song has nothing to do with her vocals, JLaw is actually not a bad singer at all. My issue is that this song is REPETITIVE. AS. HELL. It's the same line over and over and it never ends. I know I'm one to talk because I like Daft Punk's "Around The World", but at least that one is catchy and interesting (although I feel the same way about that one as FreakyFlyBry feels about "Light My Fire" - I only f*ck with the radio edit). But this one? HELL to the NO. And speaking of insanely repetitive... 146. Filth No-Harmony – “MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA! MICHELLE OBAMA!” (2014)Actual title is "BO$$". Not to sound like a gatekeeping hipster, but I hated Fifth Harmony before it was cool. I couldn't get into them from day one. I had a hard time getting into "Miss Movin' On" because I thought the vocals were so pitchy and screechy, which was a trend throughout the rest of their career. The only song of theirs I don't mind is "Sledgehammer" and also "Worth It" was alright. But THIS ONE? THIS was the song that made me hate their asses. It's literally them screaming "MICHELLE OBAMA!" at the top of their lungs over and over. USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE. GOD. 145. Christina Aguilera featuring Sicki Garbaj – “Woohoo” (2010)Y'all KNOW I've been a Christina fan from day one. "Stripped" is one of my favorite albums of all-time. But this was the beginning of the end of her for me. "Bionic" was an extremely disappointing album, but it did have some decent songs. I liked the two singles "Not Myself Tonight" and "You Lost Me", and I LOVE "Lift Me Up", but this was just... WTF. When it first came out I tried so hard to get into this and it just sounded like a mess to me. It wasn't even sexy, it was just... weird. Even weirder than Katy Perry's "Bon Appetit" (which missed the list). Since this album, Christina hasn't really been the same with me. I liked "Lotus" ("Your Body" remains a total banger) and "Liberation" (although the lead single from that one is still to come), but neither of them had the same affect on me that her first three albums did and I don't like her new Spanish stuff at all. I'm hoping the next English album will be a proper return to form, but at this point I'm not holding my breath. 144. Akon The Polygamist – “Sorry (Blame It On Me And My Three Wives)” (2007)What a cheesy, corny, fake ass bullshit apology lmaoooooo 143. Korn – “Y'all Don't Want A Single” (2004)I LOVE "Freak On A Leash", but other than that Korn have never been my cup of tea. But WHAT IN THE ACTUAL f*ck is this?? If this is your idea of a single then PLEASE leave this in the vault! What a screamfest!!!! 142. Bobby Geezerboro – “Honey” (1968)Actual artist is Bobby Goldsboro. And once again... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZER! 141. Billie Eilish - "Bury My Singing Abilities" (2019)Actual title is "Bury A Friend". I know this is a random choice from her considering it's not "Bad Guy" (which missed the list) or "Everything I Wanted" (which I actually don't completely hate), but this is the first song I heard from her and I have not been a fan of hers since. The beat is boring and goes nowhere, and her whispery vocals are weird to me. I truly don't get the appeal of her singing like that. I would actually like a few of her songs if she actually SANG and didn't do that whispery nonsense. If Olivia Rodrigo did "Bad Guy", "Everything I Wanted", or "Happier Than Ever", they would be bangers. 140. YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATE! 139. The song that resulted in my signature parody song. 138. This is a toy I would NOT be buying for my kid that's for sure! 137. A #1 hit for FreakyFlyBry in 2009. Don't worry, it's not Kate. 136. This 2000's hit was from a rapper who passed away fairly recently. 135. A 2010's song about a dance. 134. Her name reminds me of my favorite episode of The Simpsons. 133. A pop star turned fashion designer who recently released an autobiography. I loved her back in the day, but this was her token bad song. 132. This is from an artist who dated the artist at #133. 131. A token bad song from one of the 80's Yearbook episodes.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 12, 2023 23:17:02 GMT -5
Overall, I really can't disagree. Ironically enough, the only tolerable one for me, somewhat, is the herpesfest, but even that wasn't anything special. The Bieber songs were all horrible, and made him go from a bottom feeder for me to permanently banned from my chart due to the horrendous overexposure and overplay. Seriously, what the hell is the deal with him? I just don't see the appeal at all. I don't remember the Kanye one too well, but I remember hating it. I literally have not liked anything from him in over a decade. Peter Andre really defines what it takes to be an "off key anthen", and that one was just bad reality show karaoke. "The Hanging Tree" just went on and on and never went anywhere, and I feel it was only a hit because Jennifer Lawrence was singing it and for the novelty of a big actress like her. "Woohoo" really was the beginning of the end for Christina; I loved her first three albums, but "Bionic" overall was terrible and she just hasn't been the same since to the point where I don't have any expectations for her stuff anymore. That Akon one was just a fake cash-in apology that was terrible on principle alone! That Korn one was really awful, in every single way! I don't think I heard it then, but I remember the next single they released after that was a pretty decent cover of Cameo's "Word Up", and I felt it was a miracle that they were able to improve that fast. Bobby Goldsboro is just a very annoying, boring geezer. Nuff said. Eyelash is just a terrible singer, I hate her whispering style and just don't see the appeal in her. I will say that I don't mind "Your Power" though, but the rest of her stuff has been awful. And there is precedent for what you said at the end - Kelly Clarkson was able to make "Happier Than Ever" into a banger as she can actually sing it well. 139. INXS - Pretty Vegas? 137. Miley Cyrus - The Climb (if it were Kate, I'd have to knock you down 99 times like Kate did to her cheating ex!) 133. Jessica Simpson - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'? 132. John Mayer - Waiting On The World To Change or Your Body Is A Wonderland?
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 13, 2023 21:06:32 GMT -5
140. Ariana Venti - "Look At Me, I Can Math!" (2020)Actual title is “34+35”. The beat is boring and goes nowhere, and while I don’t think she’s a bad singer I do find her vocals annoying on this one. But what REALLY makes this song bad are the lyrics. Is there not such a thing as subtlety anymore??? I sucked at math in school and I knew right away what the title meant before even listening to it. The absolute worst part is in the end when she says, “I wanna 69 with you.” Seriously? She’s like that annoying fan of your favorite TV show or movie franchise who likes to give away the spoilers without asking you first. 139. INXS featuring JD Fungus – “Ugly Vegas” (2005)Lmfaooooo where do I begin here. I did not watch “Rock Star: INXS”, but I knew all about it and this song because there were a lot of people on the boards during that time who did watch it. The only INXS song I was familiar with at the time was “Need You Tonight” which I thought was a total banger, and I knew nothing about the band’s history or what the reality show was about. I had NO IDEA their original lead singer Michael Hutchence died in 1997, so when I gave “Pretty Vegas” a curiosity spin that fateful morning in fall 2005, I was expecting “Need You Tonight”-like vocals. Boy was I in for a surprise. I had to shut it off after the chorus because of how obnoxious and awful JD Fungus sounded. I have a love/hate relationship with the song these days similarly to “I’m A Mother” because of all the iconic memes involving this song - the joke about throwing my radio out the window whenever this song would come on, the single cover I made with a photo of JD Fortune eating popcorn with his nose (thanks Photoshop!), and of course my legendary and iconic parody, “Ugly Vegas.” 138. In This Moment – “Sex Metal Try Hard Skank” (2014)Actual title is “Sex Metal Barbie”. I love women in heavy metal. Lita Ford of course being the biggest one but I also like Doro, Girlschool, Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Vixen, Lee Aaron, the list goes on. I've even warmed up to Taylor Momsen and the Pretty Reckless in recent years and regret all the negative stuff I used to say about them. But THIS band? Honey you wanna talk about trying too hard... Christ almighty. TEXTBOOK DEFINITION of trying too hard. I'm all for being sexy but whenever I see Maria Brink I'm not sure if she's trying to be a rock star or a porn star. Lita Ford in the "Kiss Me Deadly" video she is not. And as if the image wasn't cringeworthy enough, the music is even worse. "Sex Metal Barbie?" Bitch are we for real right now??? This song is so obnoxious and tries harder than Adam on URAPS in the mid to late 2000's. Yes, I said it and I don't give a f*ck. Also, another thing In This Moment, YOU LEAVE BARBIE OUT OF THIS. GOD. 137. Shitley Shitrus – “The Crap” (2009)Actual artist is Miley Cyrus and actual song is "The Climb". This is probably a controversial choice as I believe this was a pretty big hit for her on the Globalchart (correct me if I'm wrong though, I wasn't on here in 2009). On paper I SHOULD like this song, and I would like this song if it were sung by someone else. I think her voice sounds absolutely terrible on this song. I never cared for her voice but on this song it's just extra grating to me. I first heard this song at - of all the places in the world - a beach shop in downtown Daytona Beach. I was looking for a swimsuit for an upcoming cruise I was going to go on with my family, and while I was in the fitting this came on and I just couldn't take it. I walked out of the fitting room and the store and told my parents that the swimsuits I wanted to try on didn't fit, when in actuality I never had the chance to put them on to begin with because I couldn't take this damn song!!! Funny thing, I have a very similar story involving another song in this set. 136. Huey – “Pop, Lock, & Flop It” (2007)I know, I know, #6 on the Hot 100 is definitely not a flop, but the rest of his career was. I always thought this song was cheap sounding, similar to "Crank That". 135. Cali Swag Dicktrict – “Teach Me How To Be Annoying” (2010)I discovered this one in a very similar way to how I discovered "The Climb" - and I also had a very similar reaction. One day in I think the summer of 2010 I was at I believe the Florida Mall in Orlando and I was looking around at Guess. Guess' clothing is my jam, their store music playlist however... not so much. I was in the fitting room trying on some cute tops and all of a sudden this shitfest came on. The verses are annoying but whatever, I can deal with it, but once it got to the chorus, I noped out of there so quickly. None of those clothes were worth having to deal with that off key woman going "TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!!11" Learning how to dougie is the least of your problems sweetie. It should be "Teach Me How To Sing!" 134. Grimey - "We Don't Appreciate Power" (2019)I could've went with so many different songs of hers, they're all weird and horrible, but this is the one I was the most exposed to as it was on the M4B Radio Top 40 for a few weeks when it was out. I can't stand her baby voice. She sounds like she's five on every song of hers and it's annoying and obnoxious! 133. Jessica Simpson – “This Song Was Made For Sucking” (2005)I love her and I hate putting her on this list. This song has made every worst songs list I have ever posted on here and every time I feel awful about it, but this was such a hot mess and also such a letdown because I liked all of her singles up until this. It combined country and hip hop which is a combination that got MUCH worse as years went on (I'm looking at you, Lil' Nas X), but everything about this was so different for her and I get that she was playing a character but... the song still sucked. I did briefly cancel her over this at the time because I was 12 and stupid and I feel bad for being so harsh towards her over the video (she looked hot let's be real), but it's okay because 1) I have grown from that and I'm not such a bitchy pick-me anymore and 2) She redeemed herself the following year with the iconic "A Public Affair". 132. Yawn Mayer – “Say” (2008)Cannot freaking stand him, not only for how he has talked about other women including Successica herself, but also for his disgustingly overplayed all his boring pieces of crap are. "Waiting On The World To Change" drove me insane at the time, but it's been awhile since I heard that so that was able to miss the list. But this one and another one from him that's still to come are still insanely boring, cheesy, and overplayed to me. 131. Haysi Not-Fantayzee - "Shiny Shiny" (1983)I. Don't. Get. This. At. All. 130. I LOVE MYSELF AND I'M AMAZING Part 983 129. An early 2010's viral sensation who appeared in Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" music video. 128. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe TO THIS DAY this is the most disliked music video on YouTube. 127. Random rapper from 2006. 126. Random rapper from 2007. 125. If you live outside of Florida, this may be a random choice to you. However if you live in Florida - or specifically live in or have been to the Key West area - you will know just how much this song is shoved down our throats. 124. Another song about a dance, although this was FAR more overexposed than "Teach Me How To Dougie" was. 123. Another song that Kunt Prick thought was worth losing all his friends over. *looks for love on YouPorn* 122. The first of several appearances for a group that was VERY hated on here in the late 2000's and early 2010's. 121. The song that caused me to say on The Book Club, "That will be going in the recycling bin tonight!"
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 13, 2023 21:14:27 GMT -5
The only ones here I will defend are "Pretty Vegas" (nothing like their classics, but still not bad), "The Climb" (got to #1 on my chart and is still one of my favourites from her), and "Say" (again, not his best, but still decent). "34+35" was just a desperate try-hard shock value attempt and shows how far down the sink that Venti has gone. Easily one of her worst. "Sex Metal Barbie"... talk about a word salad title! I just don't like In This Moment at all, Maria Brink seems like too much of a try-hard. Both of the Random Rapper ones there suck. Grimey is a mess, I do like "Flesh Without Blood", but there was no excuse for that, or dorky boy or their kid's alien name. Almost feels like she's an alien herself I normally like Jessica Simpson, but she totally ruined that song. Still find it to be a mess. "Shiny Shiny" deserved its token bad song position on its Book Club. Off key anthem! 130. Meghan Trainor - whatever hasn't appeared yet, I forgot 128. Justin Bieber - Baby? 124. *sigh* - Gangnam Style?
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 14, 2023 20:13:06 GMT -5
130. Mehgan Trashnor – “Me Eww” (2016)Actual title is "Me Too". JUST when she started getting on my good side with "Like I'm Gonna Lose You" and "No", she goes and releases this obnoxious song. Yet another one about how nobody is better and sexier than her. Get over yourself honey. 129. Rebecca Whack – “FRYDAY” (2011)I'm going to keep it real here - this song is terrible and Rebecca Black is not a good singer. However, I think the hate this song got over the internet got really out of hand. The poor girl got bullied, got death threats from f*cking GROWN MEN, when all it was was just a fun song recorded by a 13-year-old girl for her and her friends. I still decided to put this on here because it's really, really bad lol but unfortunately this song is also a good example of how we can do better. Contrary to what two ex-posters from Massachusetts think, bullying teenage girls isn't cute. 128. Justina Beaver – “(I Sound Like A) Baby” (2009)Never in my life has a hairstyle made me so angry. The first time I heard this song, I thought it was a new Rihanna single. I'm not kidding, I thought this was a female voice. Not only that but this just sounded so cheesy to me. You're seriously telling me this teenage boy is thinking about seeing his girl at school on the playground? In the words of Grace Slick, "Come on please - you wanna dick her!" 127. Jibbs – “(My) Chain Hang Low (Because I Suck)” (2006)Did this dude do ANYTHING after this song?! 126. Hurricane Chris – “A Bay Bay” (2007)1) I had no clue how to mess with that title and 2) see #127. 125. Jimmy Buffett - "(Being A Geezer In) Margaritaville" (1977)Every Florida vacation I've ever been on that wasn't Disney, every cruise I've ever been on except the one I just went on with Pipa, I had to be reminded of this shitty song and it's shitty existence. Eric Cartman summed up my feelings on Jimmy Buffett pretty well here: 124. Baauer – “(Why Should I Do The) Harlem Shake (When You're Being Annoying As Hell About It?)” (2013)It speaks volumes that between this, "Gangnam Style", and "The Fox", that this was the least of three evils. Absolutely terrible. 123. Ariana Venti featuring Sicki Garbaj – “WRIST ICICLE RIDE DICK BICYCLE” (2016)Actual title is "Side To Side". Yes, Kunt Prick's Bill Jupiter persona made me hate this song more than I already did, but even before all of that I absolutely hated this. Like I've said before, me and reggae go about as well together as peanut butter and french fries. Plus I think this song tries WAY too hard at being sexy. I mean... "Wrist icicle ride dick bicycle?" You can't be serious lmao 122. Whack Eyed Peas – “Boom Boom Pow” (2009)I honestly think this song had potential, whether you like the song or not the 3000 and late line IS iconic, but what completely ruins this for me is the overuse of autotune. Still though, they've had worse - in fact, they have three more songs still to come! 121. Betty Davis – “Shut Off This Song” (1975)Actual title is "Shut Off The Light". This was one of the VERY early token bad songs on The Book Club. I played this on the fourth episode ever, where I spotlighted funk music, and I hated this for her grating screamy vocals. I've said it before and I'll say it again - that will be going in the recycling bin tonight! 120. A 90's metal frontman turned horror movie director, an 80's R&B legend, and southern 2000's rapper join forces to ruin a 70's classic. 119. According to something I read awhile back on the AT40 boards, Casey Kasem purposely only played like a minute of this song so he could play the entire six minutes of Harry Chapin's "Taxi". Yet another reason to stan Casey tbh. 118. An album track from this iconic pop diva's most recent album. She also released a perfume named after this song a few years back, but the perfume is MUCH better than the song. 117. Although this group was arguably one of THE biggest acts of the late 00's/early 10's, this has become one of their more obscure ones from that time period. 116. If this list was based on the most unlikable artists in the music industry, this rapper from Harlem, New York would without a doubt be in my top five. 115. The debut single for this rapper from St. Louis, Missouri. And don't be guessing "Country Grammar" because that's a banger. 114. Liam and Noel made the list?! 113. Surprisingly, the ONLY appearance for these indie douches from Columbus, Ohio. 112. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 111. Come to think of it, I should've saved my "YOU'RE INAPPROPRIATE!" hint for this one. "34+35" is the Sesame Street theme compared to this lmao
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 14, 2023 20:20:00 GMT -5
The only one there I disagree with is "Margaritaville", just a chill summertime song. "Me Too" wasn't Meghan's best but not her worst either. "Friday" was awful, but ultimately I put the blame more on Fat Usher for exploiting a teenage girl. I do feel she got better with time and actually has earned her cult following though since. "Baby" wasn't Bieber's worst (I think his recent stuff is), but still, a repetitive cringefest. Hated both of those random rappers. "Harlem Shake" was a mess, that I can't even really consider a song! Just an annoying meme. "Side To Side" was the beginning of Venti's downfall, such dumb lyrics. Still, she's had worse! I am STILL sick to death of that Whack Eyed Peas song 14 years later! But I'm even sicker of another one. Forgot about that token bad song, and honestly, I can't recall it right now. 120. Rob Zombie, Lionel Richie & Trina - Brick House 2003? 119. Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Geezer From Liverpool? 115. Chingy - Right Thurr? 114. either A Great Big World - Oasis or Same Smith - My Oasis (but that would probably be lumped with Stay With Me) 113. Twenty One Pilots? 111. Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion - WAP?
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Post by macprohawaii on Jul 16, 2023 14:03:11 GMT -5
I love this song. It is so funny. "In the Mood" by Henhouse Five + 2 was also a Billboard Top 40 hit in the 1970s. Yes they are chicken noises, but to me it is better than dogs (Singing Dogs anyone)? Ray Stevens developed quite a hit making streak since the 1960s that lasted into the 1970s... He still releases novelty records today along with some patriotic songs too. In honor of Henhouse Five +2, I now present the video audio... "In the Mood". It is a great laugh and was a staple among many others on the Doctor DeMento Show. Novelty records are intended to be funny and probably stand out in their own category of demented infamy... So yes, I expect to see "The Streak," "My Ding-A-Ling", "Mr. Jaws," "Convention '74" and others on the growing list of worst records. They are however fun and a good break from the usual stuff that passed as Top 40 hits back in the day or even today. BTW, I like The Doors and some of Neil Young's records. Perhaps growing up with this stuff when they were new kind of swings biases in favor of certain songs, artists or genres.
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Post by macprohawaii on Jul 16, 2023 14:19:39 GMT -5
Hehehe... For your listening enjoyment: Yep, the song is overly mushy... but here it is. Overdramatic... true that... but still MEMORABLE today. In the same vein, and so far not on your list... from way back in 1960... Marty Robbins... "El Paso". I love this country classic.
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 16, 2023 20:22:56 GMT -5
120. Rob Zombie, Lionel Richie, & Trina - "Dick House 2003" (2003)Yes, for some reason, Rob Zombie thought it would be a good idea for one of his Halloween movies to have a cover of the Commodores' "Brick House" with himself, Lionel Richie, and Trina. All three artists have songs I like on their own, but together, this is absolutely terrible. And what the hell is with the moaning sounds in this too? That just makes this even cringier. This song gives me secondhand embarrassment for all three of them. I'll be sticking with "More Human Than Human", "Dancing On The Ceiling", and "Million Dollar Girl". 119. Geezer Jimmy Osmond - "Long Haired Geezer From Liverpool" (1972)Actual title is "Long Haired Lover From Liverpool". If Justin Bieber existed in the 70's, this is what his music would sound like. That is NOT a compliment. 118. Britney Spears – “(My) Private Show (Sucks Because It's Run By Shady People Who Should Be In Jail Already)” (2016)Just like Christina and Jessica (the former unfortunately having another song still to come), I feel bad about putting Britney on the list, especially now knowing what little input she has had during the last 15 years of her career. But "Glory" was a terrible album and this is the worst song she's ever done on her own. She does have one more to come as a featured artist though. 117. Whack Eyed Peas – “(No, Let's Not) Rock That Body” (2010)That chorus is the absolute WORST!!! 116. Azealia "I'm Irrelevant" Banks – “212” (2011)I first heard this song around the time it came out, she had a bit of a word-of-mouth following online. I think I heard about this song on Pulse. I didn't get the hype at all, I thought it was extremely annoying. But it turns out the shitfest that is this song is actually the least of her problems. She is an awful, despicable human being full of hate and the hate speech she STILL (!!) spreads on social media has prevented her from becoming a big star. Lady Gaga was supposed to work with her around this time and it didn't go through because Gaga didn't like her attitude. I will never understand why this horrible person is continued to be allowed a platform. She is racist, homophobic, transphobic, and while I can't remember if she ever said anything misogynistic I'm sure she has. f*ck. This. Bitch. 115. Chingy – “Wrong Thurr” (2003)This is one of those rap songs where even though I never liked it and always found it annoying, I do understand why it was so popular. It definitely has the sound of that time. But it still sucks and I will gladly take his token good song "One Call Away" over this. 114. Maria Mehdaur - "Midnight At The Geezer Convention" (1974)Actual title is "Midnight At The Oasis". f*ck this is bad. The music is nothing special, her vocals are awful, and what the actual hell are the lyrics about? "Send your camel to bed?" "Cactus is our friend?" What shrooms was she on when she wrote this?! 113. 21 Douchebags – “Ride” (2016)I cannot stand these overrated skanks. "Stressed Out" was overplayed to no end and "Heathens" sounds like death, but both of those surprisingly missed out. This one wasn't so lucky. Like I said earlier in this thread: me and reggae go about as well together as peanut butter and french fries. 112. Demi Screamvato - "ANYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (2020)This COULD'VE been a powerful ballad about her near-death experience in 2018, but instead she chose to make this a screechy screamfest. I literally have to cover my ears when it gets to the chorus. There's so much screaming on this, even Dallas Green from Alexisonfire and Corey Taylor from Slipknot have to tell her to tone it down! Okay not really, but you get my point. I hate her 2015 single "Stone Cold" for similar reasons, but that one missed out as that one isn't as screamy as this. 111. Crappi B feat. Megan Thee Stallion - "Whack Ass Porn" (2020)Actual title, of course, is "WAP". To me this is like Khia's "My Neck My Back" and David Banner's "Play" (both of which are still to come) in that it is vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. It is an incredibly obvious attempt to shock people and to me when it's so obvious and intentional like this is, it's really cringy and embarrassing. Musically it's not that offensive, the beat is honestly pretty boring. But the lyrics are bbbbaaaaaadddd. "Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy?" Nah, I'm good. No hints for the next set tonight, Pipa and I are about to get ice cream.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 16, 2023 21:32:22 GMT -5
I like "Ride" and "Anyone", and "Rock That Body" is one of two songs from that era that is still tolerable for me (the other being "Meet Me Halfway"). Never heard the Azealia Banks one, or really, anything from her, and if I did, I certainly don't remember it. "Midnight At The Oasis" is ok to me too. The "Brick House" cover was such a mess and proves that meshing artists from different genres to try and get a winner just doesn't work a lot of the time. "Private Show" was a huge mess, and easily one of Britney's worst ever. And I say this as someone who is normally a fan of hers! The Jimmy Osmond stuff was easily THE worst cheesefest any of his family ever did. Give me "Crazy Horses" over that! That brings me to "Right Thurr" and "WAP". Easily two of my worst songs OF ALL TIME, and proof of how bad rap has gotten. I'd have ranked both about 100 spots higher.
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