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Post by JessieLou on May 1, 2011 16:15:42 GMT -5
150. Los Lonely Boys – (This Song Is Not) Heaven (2004)Boring, generic, Hot AC crap. Glad we never heard from these dudes again. 149. Adam Glambert – Not For Your Entertainment (2009)If you want to entertain me, I have an idea! f*ck off from the industry. I did not watch the American Music Awards when Glambert performed this, but the awards aired like a day or two before my family and I left for a cruise and at night there was nothing on except Showbiz Tonight. So Mike and I were watching it and THEY KEPT f*ckING TALKING ABOUT GLAMBERT'S PERFORMANCE. WE GET IT. HE KISSED A DUDE AND DID OTHER SEXUAL CRAP. NOBODY CARES. GOD. I will say this though, I thought what Glambert had to say about the performance to defend himself was hilarious - he said something along the lines is, "I'm an artist and this is how I express myself." What does kissing someone have to do with being an artist? As for the song itself, it sucks. The beat is cheap and his voice blows. NEXT! 148. Sean Kingston – Ugly Girls (2007)Never liked this song. This dude REALLY can't sing. JoJo's version wasn't bad though. 147. J. Holiday – (I Want To Go To) Bed (When I Hear This Song Because It’s Boring) (2007)BORING Also, will he stop saying "Imma put you to bed, bed, bed?" I heard you the first time, douchebag. 146. Christina Aguilera featuring Peaches – My Girls (Are All Skanks) (2010)Like most of the album, this song blows. In the last set I mentioned that she looked like Princess Leia from Star Wars on her Bionic album cover. NOW I HAVE PROOF! 145. Monkeyface – Flop Life (1985)What else is there to say about the monkey that I haven't already? I mean seriously, when is he going to retire?! What particularly bothers me about this crappy song is that it was one of the nine songs that prevented one of the greatest songs ever, "Invincible" by Pat Benatar, from going to #1 on the Hot 100. One of those other nine songs was "Freedom" by Wham!, which appeared earlier on the list. 144. Christina Aguilera - Express My Flopness (2010)This song is a mess. I expected much better considering that this wasn't from Bionic. Also, I know how to spell "express" already, whore. 143. Britney Spears featuring Will.I.Am.Shit. - The Big Fat Bass (2011)Britney, WHY did you have to collaborate with this dude?! This song is AWFUL. I actually find the Femme Fatale album to be rather disappointing except for a few songs, but this is easily the worst song on the album. I really hope this isn't the third single. My pack of gum can produce better music than Will.I.Am. 142. Not So Great White - Once Crap, Twice Still Crap (1989)Actual title is "Once Bitten, Twice Shy". This song is ridiculous. The frontman, I think his name was Jack Russell, has a really crappy voice and the music to this just doesn't do anything for me. Plus, they were responsible for that fire from 2003! It baffles me that people still want to see these dudes after that. Only Great White song I like is "Lady Red Light". I guess "Save Your Love" is alright too though. 141. Flop Star Supernova – Be Yourself & Five Other Douchebags (2006)Oh, man. I don't know where to start with this shitty band. JULY 2006 was the time. After the Rock Star series ruined INXS by adding J.D. Whoretune into the band, I was curious to watch the second season which consisted of Gilby Clarke who played with Guns 'N' Roses and Heart for, like, two seconds, Jason Newsted who played with Metallica after their former bassist Cliff Burton passed away in 1986, and Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, all forming their own supergroup and finding a lead singer. For those who were on here in 2006, you might remember that I went insane over this beautiful woman pictured right here: That is Patrice Pike, the person who SHOULD'VE won the show. She had it all - the powerful, badass rock voice. The gorgeous looks. I don't see the problem here. The only problem was that Gilby, Jason, and Tommy were all douchebags who didn't know what they wanted, so instead this stupid bastard with really shitty hair pictured below won the show. I should've known after J.D. His name is Lukas "The Stupid Bastard" Rossi. I particularly remember one week on the show he did one of my all-time favorite songs, "Celebrity Skin" by Hole, and I made this tombstone. Anyway, what is the point of all this rambling? The point is, Rockstar Supernova are one of the shittiest excuses for a band I have ever heard, mainly because of the "singer", and I am not surprised whatsoever that they only released one FLOP album. I always hated this song especially. "Be Yourself & Five Other Cliches"? What the hell kind of message is that? WE CAN'T BE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE. GOD. 131. The only R&B hit from the 90's that I can think of that I can't stand. I also am pretty sure that there is burping in this song. 132. Generic pop hit from last year. 133. A #1 Hot 100 hit from 2005 about one of my favorite types of candy. 134. Casey Kasem: "Up next on the countdown, here's George Michael!" (think carefully when guessing this one ) 135. OMG YOU SICKO. DON'T TOUCH ME. 136. Geezerly #1 hit from 1980. 137. Bill: "The category is Bar Rock!" Me: "Is it (the artist at #137)?" 138. Last song from these girls to appear on the list; released in 2008. 139. Bon Jovi's "Living In Sin" + Chingy's "Holiday Inn" = this song. 140. Last appearance from this fat, alcoholic, washed-up rockstar!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 1, 2011 16:23:23 GMT -5
I like Heaven, For Your Entertainment, Pop Life and Once Bitten Twice Shy, though none are HUGE favourites for me. Bed, Express and Beautiful Girls were okay briefly but not great either. Don't remember My Girls, it must not have been anything good to begin with. LMAO @ the Princess Leia comparison! Haven't heard Big Fat Bass yet, but given how sick I am of the Black Eyed Peas, I'm not too sure i'd like it despite being a Britney fan. Don't even think I heard that particular Rock Star Supernova song, but I figured given how much you hated Lukas that they'd make it. 131 must be "Pony" by Ginuwine a.k.a. "The Burp Song". 133 must be "Laffy Taffy", and if so I'd rank it MUCH higher. 134 has to be "I Want Your Sex", given Casey didn't say its title. 135 must be Michael Bolton, and if it is, I totally agree with your choice of song. 136... "Lady" by Kenny Rogers, perhaps? 137 HAS to be Michael Buble! The king of bar rock himself! 138... "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls? 139... "Hotel Room Service" by Pitbull?
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Post by JessieLou on May 1, 2011 16:31:02 GMT -5
136. No, but that's still to come. 137. Yes, but what song? 138. No, technically these aren't "girls" I just say they are. 139. I don't know that song. Google the Bon Jovi and Chingy titles together. Other than that though you got them all right!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 1, 2011 16:40:41 GMT -5
OH Jonas Sisters must be #138.
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Post by JessieLou on May 1, 2011 17:39:51 GMT -5
Yes
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Post by Courage on May 1, 2011 17:48:00 GMT -5
149. It's not his best, but I don't hate it 146. So what do you think of Christina's new album? 143. Agreed!!! 141. LOL!
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Post by JessieLou on May 2, 2011 10:43:50 GMT -5
140. Vince Meal – DUI’s & Buffets (2010)Actual title is "Tattoos & Tequila". His highest song on the list. This is awful. Vince Neil is like Avril Lavigne, he doesn't act his age. Vince Meal, you are not 25 years old anymore. Who the hell wants to show you all their tattoos and then drink your tequila, which probably sucks anyway? This is the result of drinking Vince Neil's tequila: 139. Gene Simmons – Being A Money Whore At The Holiday Inn (1978)Actual title is "Living In Sin At The Holiday Inn". From his 1978 solo album. I first heard this on the 2009 edition of Eddie Trunk's yearly Kissmas special, which he has been doing since either 1991 or 1992, I forgot. This is just CHEESE. Nobody really gives a shit if you're living in sin at the Holiday Inn, the Hampton Inn, Hilton, etc. No matter what INN you're living in sin at, nobody cares. Now go back to charging your fans $1,000 for a meet and greet. 138. Jonass Sisters – Hatebug (2008)Three ugly girls trying to be indie. How is that NOT shit? 137. Michael “Bar Rock” Buble – Home (Is Boring, Just Like My Music) (2005)Alright, for those who don't get how Michael Buble is considered "bar rock", he really isn't. It's an inside joke that goes back to a blonde moment I had during the 2005 days of M4BCC. Admin Bill sometimes hosted his own Rock 'N' Roll Jeopardy game that a few of us members participated in via MSN/Windows Live/Whatever Messenger. The three people that were playing that night were me, John, and Bryan, and one of the categories was "Bar Rock". I don't remember what the question was, but he gave us a hint - "Moondance". I remembered Michael Buble did that song a year before, so without thinking, I guessed Michael Buble and everyone thought I was crazy. The correct answer was Van Morrison. But anyway back to the song itself. For some reason I liked and charted this for, like, two seconds. But thanks to a ridiculous amount of overplay, and me realizing what a boring piece of crap this song is, I now hate it, and therefore, it is the 137th worst song of all-time in my book. 136. Craptian & Tennille – Don’t Do That To Me One More Time (In Fact, Never Do It Again) (1980)EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MORE GEEZERS. HORRIBLE SONG. 135. Michael Boring – Can I Touch You… Nowhere? (1995)I've said it before, and I'll say it again... OMG YOU SICKO. DON'T TOUCH ME. 134. George Ewwface – I Don’t Want Your Sex (1987)This is actually Ewwface's highest solo appearance on the list. I loved how when this song was charting on American Top 40, Casey Kasem wouldn't say the title, he would just be like, "At #12 this week, here's George Michael!" That's pretty much the only good thing about this song though. The song itself is stupid. Who the hell would want THIS guy's sex? 133. Douchebags 4 Life – Laffy Taffy (2005)Actual name of this group is D4L. I actually remember the week this got to #1 and how mad me, Bry, and John were. The beat to this song sounds straight out of an 80's video game, and the lyrics are cheesier than Jesse McCartney's entire career. Let's take a look, shall we? That's poetry right there. 132. Taio Cruz – Break Your Ears (2010)EVERY f*ckING STORE I go to in the mall, they play this damn song! If I didn't have to hear this so much I might be able to tolerate it a little more but EVERY STORE has to play this song!!! YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK MY HEART. WE GET IT. NOW GO AWAY. GOD. 131. Ginuwine – The Burp Song (1996)Actual title is "Pony". Now, I LOVE 90's R&B music. Mary J. Blige, Monica, Brandy (I owned two of her Barbie dolls ), En Vogue, SWV, etc. But, like, what the hell is this? I am seriously fully convinced that the background noise in this song is burping. WHY are burps being included in this song? That is nasty. If that is unacceptable at the dinner table, what makes you think it's acceptable in a song?! AWFUL. 121. Whore from High School Musical. 122. A rapper who thinks we can't S.P.E.L.L. 123. Geezerly #1 hit from late 1980. 124. Geezerly #1 hit from early 1980. 125. Probably the biggest hit of 2009, if I recall. 126. Indie douchebags from 2004 that people probably forgot about. 127. HUGE hit from late 2003-early 2004. 128. The monkey singing a song that was later covered by a singer I interviewed! 129. A really boring #1 hit from 1986. 130. The monkey singing about cars!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 2, 2011 11:20:50 GMT -5
Totally agree with "Can I Touch You... There" (easily his sicko moment, gotta love your comments about it!), and especially "Laffy Taffy". "Do That To Me One More Time" is meh too. Aside from the Gene Simmons song that I don't know, I like the rest, especially Bar Rock and The Burp Song. 121 must be Vanessa Hudgens. 123.. Kenny Rogers - Lady? 124... Rupert Holmes - Escape? I gotta feeling what #125 is. Probably the Black Eyed Peas, if you didn't catch the drift. Is 127 "Hey Ya" by Outkast? And is 129 "On My Own" by Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald? 128 and 130 are both Prince songs (Delirious and Little Red Corvette), I think.
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Post by JessieLou on May 2, 2011 12:58:20 GMT -5
121. Correct, but what song? 123. No, trust me that one won't be appearing for awhile. 124. No, but that's still to come. 125. Right artist; wrong song. 127. Correct! 129. Nope, I forgot about that one actually. 128. Correct! 130. Correct!
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Post by JessieLou on May 2, 2011 16:41:52 GMT -5
130. Monkeyface – Little Red Crapvette (1983)A Prince song so bad even Sebastian hates it. 129. Dionne Warwick – That's What Enemies Are For (1986)You know, I'm all for friendship and being there for each other and all that good crap, but do you have to be such a BOREFEST about it? My Mom has a Dionne Warwick Greatest Hits album and she used to play this song all the time and I always thought it was crap. Easily one of the most boring #1's of the 80's. #zzz# 128. Monkeyface – Delirious (1983)Before I talk about the monkey, let me explain the hint I gave for this song. For those who were around on here in late 2004, I interviewed an independent singer on my radio show named Christia Mantzke, who, a year later, covered this song and got it to #3 on my chart. The truth is, I haven't heard her version in years. But it wasn't bad at all. She turned this piece of CHEESE into an alternative rock tune and it worked. As I just mentioned in the previous sentence though, the monkey's version of this is cheese. In fact, this is cheesier than Jump 5, Dream Street. and No Secrets combined. 127. Outcast – Hey You! (Look, We're Spelling Properly For Once!) (2003)Actual name of this group is Outkast; actual name of this song is "Hey Ya!" I always found this song is be VERY highly overrated. How the hell do you "shake it like a Polaroid picture" anyway? 126. Moron Mouse – Float On (2004)Does anyone remember this stupid crap as much as I do? I remember VH1 played this video a lot and I thought it was really dumb. Glad we never heard from these guys again. 125. Whack Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Crap (2009)My hint for this one might've been misleading. I remember reading on Wikipedia that this was the #1 single of 2009 but Bry guessed "I Gotta Feeling", which is still to come by the way. Bry knows about the charts way more than I do so I'm just going to take his word for it that "I Gotta Feeling" was bigger. But anyway this song is shit, the title is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, and clearly Fuglie is running out of things to say when that whore says things like "2000-late" in the song. Speaking of Fuglie, she joins Geoff Tate, Avril Lavigne, and Christina Aguilera on the list of people I made embarrassing then & now photos for! Seriously, look at her face in those two photos. If you look at the 1984 photo from Kids Incorporated, you will see that she was an ADORABLE little kid with a really pretty face and nice hair. Then look at the second photo which I'm pretty sure is from 2008 although I could be wrong. It's more than obvious that she has gotten a facelift, her lips look faker than Regina George from Mean Girls, her nose also looks pretty fake, and if you look REALLY closely you will see this 36 year old has WRINKLES! See what drugs do to ya, kids? If you think her face actually looks the same in both photos, explain why and if I think your reasoning if valid, I will gladly edit my posts in this thread and remove all my insults about Fergie. 124. Dan Geezerberg – (This Song Seems) Longer (Than It Really Is Because It's So Boring) (1980)This guy died a few years back so I'm actually going to be a bit lighter than I usually am because if I'm not I'll feel guilty. Basically, this is one of the most boring songs I've ever heard and it would be rather awesome if I didn't have to hear this crap ever again. 123. Neil Diamond – My Geezerly Career On The Rocks (1980)Actual title of this song is "Love On The Rocks", and damn right your love is on the rocks when you put out boring crap like this. 122. 50 c*nt – S.H.I.T. (2003)Actual title is "P.I.M.P." I remember when this song came out in the summer of 2003. Whenever I hung out at my then-best friend Camille's house we would have MTV on and the video for this was ALWAYS on. I always hated this and, like pretty much all his videos, the video for this was trash. I would also like to add to this that like "Laffy Taffy", I think the music to this song sounds straight out of an 80's video game. 121. Whorenessa Hudgens – Sneakernight (2008)This is actually her only appearance on the list. This song is so bad even John hates it. What the hell kind of title is "Sneakernight" anyway? I hate sneakers, they're all ugly looking. I only wear them when I work out. She could've at least called it "High Heel Night", then there actually might've been some coolness with this song. 111. One of the worst one hit wonders from 1984. 112. Came out last year; the youngest artist to appear on this list. 113. This was this female singer's biggest hit in 1985 that is still played on the radio quite often to this day, unfortunately. 114. Ozzy Osbourne's ex-guitarist Zakk Wylde's band; a song from 2002 with excessive use of the word "OW!" 115. First Lionel Ritchie song to make the list; the year on this one is 1984. 116. Hilary Duff did a song with him on her 2002 Christmas album. 117. #1 pop hit from last year. 118. EASILY the most overplayed song of 2006 in my book. 119. First Ke$ha song to make the list; one of her more recent tunes. 120. Another Bionic track. Contains the word "hate" in the title. Look up the tracklisting online and you should easily figure that one about.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2011 21:01:54 GMT -5
Whorenessa!!!!! jajajajaja you outdid yourself Jess with that one!! LMAO!!!!!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 2, 2011 23:22:35 GMT -5
I don't know the Vanessa Hudgens song, but from what I've heard about it, I'm glad I managed to avoid it. "P.I.M.P." sucked, so good call on that one. I'll also agree with you on "Love On The Rocks" (seriously, why'd he have to be so BORING there?) and "Boom Boom Pow" (terribly overplayed, the start of the E.N.D. of them doing good songs as I'm still extremely sick of this and most of their recent stuff). I can handle "That's What Friends Are For" occasionally but it's not something I'd want to hear too often. "Float On" was alright too, and I like both Prince songs (especially "Little Red Corvette"), "Hey Ya" and "Longer" (despite me not liking many songs similar to it, this is a guilty pleasure for me). Is 112 "Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith? Is 113 "Smooth Operator" by Sade?
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 9:41:03 GMT -5
I'm guessing 112 is something by Justin Bieber. I'd say 111 is either "99 Luftballons" or "Sunglasses At Night."
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Post by JessieLou on May 3, 2011 14:20:14 GMT -5
Bry got 112 and 113 right. Bieber is still to come, 99 Luftballoons missed the list, and I like Sunglasses At Night.
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Post by JessieLou on May 3, 2011 14:43:55 GMT -5
120. Christina Aguilera – I Hate Boys (Because They Probably Listen To Crap Like This) (2010)"I hate boys, but boys love me" - you don't expect cheesy lyrics like that from Christina Aguilera, I'm sorry. 119. Ke$hit – (This Song) Blow(s) (2011)I think it's really cool what she did here. She wrote a song about her own song! 118. Daniel “Old” Powter – Bad Song (2006)OH MAN DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THIS SHITFEST. Sorry Adam, but overplay didn't just kill this for me, it BRUTALLY DESTROYED IT. I liked this song when the UK & Canada got it in the summer 2005, and after this got to #1 here in 2006 it started getting REALLY heavy overplay to the point where I don't think I could ever hear this song ever again without throwing a "OMG CHANGE THE CHANNEL!" fit. Oh, did I also mention that this dude used to do coke? That's why the name of his 2006 X-rated album was called I Once Took Cocaine. THE TWO C'S KEEP US SANE!!!111 I really hope Sam is reading this. 117. Ke$hit – Your Crack Is One Of My Many Drugs (2010)Okay seriously, not only is this song shit, and not only can she not sing, but this girl SERIOUSLY looks like a druggie. Blue lipstick? Are you f*cking kidding me? She looks like she just ate a blue freeze pop. Cheap whore. 116. Lil' Nomeo – My Baby (Is A Whore) (2001)Never liked this one. Don't we have enough songs that sample Jackson 5? 115. Lionel Bitchie - Goodbye (1984)Actual title is "Hello". More boring 80's crap! 114. Bland Lousy Songs - Bleed For Me (2002)Actual name of this band is Black Label Society. I love their song "Stillborn", and Zakk Wylde is a great guitarist, BUT THIS SONG SUCKS BIG TIME. The very beginning of the song starts with the word "OW!" being said 16 times in a row, and in the entire song the song is used 64 times. This song is pretty much the epitome of repetitive. Also, Zakk Wylde is another great example of someone who went from being a total hottie to a douchebag who never showers. 113. Sade - Smooth Floperator (1985)Always found this to be EXTREMELY boring. One of the worst songs of the 80's in my book. 112. Willow Smith – (I Don't Want To) Whip My Hair (Because You're Making My Ears Bleed With Your Repetitive Crap) (2010)I have no idea why a 9-year-old is making music, but I don't like this song at all. It's stupid. A song about whipping your hair? I suppose her next single is going to be about moving your arms? Or tapping your feet? Also, she looks like Rihanna's mini-me. I do believe this girl has talent, but clearly it wasn't used in this song. She needs to ditch the auto-tune. 111. Jump ‘N' Saddle – The Crappy Shuffle (1984)UGH. I HATED THIS EVIL CRAP FROM DAY ONE. ONE OF THE DUMBEST SONGS IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. EWWWWWWW. 101. Early 80's solo single from a Motown legend. 102. EWWWWWWWWWW FEMALE GEEZER 103. EWWWWWWWWWW COUNTRY GEEZER 104. Skid Row?! 105. 2001 single from this Michigan douchebag. 106. Boring indie crap from 2005. 107. Ewwwface's highest appearance It's a Wham! song 108. #2 rap hit from 2003. 109. This song is basically "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie, only worse. 110. #1 rap hit from 2007.
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