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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2011 18:14:26 GMT -5
Eh. Fine.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 29, 2011 23:36:29 GMT -5
LMAO, Jess and Seb! This thread has been so funny to read over! I just posted the new set. But DAMMIT I forgot "Shut Up And Let Me Go"! That and "That's Not My Name" sucked, how did I forget those?! lol Kinda surprised you missed those out! And they were even in the link I gave you as both were top 40 hits! Either way, not too fussed about either of them, I find them quite overrated. 190: LMAO @ all the Nickelback songs in one entry. But yeah, a lot of their songs do sound the same, and most of the songs you listed I did get sick of. I always liked "Savin' Me" though, and still do today. But yeah, most of the Nickelback songs I like are either before then ("How You Remind Me"/"Too Bad"/"Someday"/"Feelin' Way Too Damn Good") or after then when the overplay started to wear off ("If Today Was Your Last Day"/"Never Gonna Be Alone"). Out of the songs you listed, "Rockstar" was one I never really got into, the lyrics to that one totally make me cringe. 189: I normally like Avril, but this is definitely one of her weakest songs ever. Considering I normally love her stuff, this was a huge disappointment, and I got sick of it REALLY fast. 188: I like this but prefer most of his others. 187: One of her few decent songs. Rather oddly, I find most of her worst songs are ones she features on! 186: It was ok but I got sick of it fast. I prefer the Supertramp original. 185: Definitely his weakest single to date. He's usually pretty good, aside from this one. 184: This was decent but I find she's had a lot of better songs. 183: Agreed. 182: Agreed, I can't stand ANYTHING T-Pain does as you probably know by now. 181: This was okay but nothing I'd go out of my way to listen to.
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 30, 2011 10:53:01 GMT -5
Well, before I post this next set, I would like to give two honorable mentions to two extremely sh*tty songs that I somehow forgot to put on the list - "Shut Up And Let Me Go" and "That's Not My Name", both by the Ting Tongs or whatever their name was. Both are pure sh*t, especially the latter. 180. Los Lobos – La Bamba (I'm Not Even Going To Comment Or Mess With That Title) (1987)I don't like either version of this song, but I dislike this one more since it's more overplayed. Never saw the big deal with this one. 179. Ludacris – (I Am Not A) Money Maker (Anymore Because I Don't Remember The Last Time I Had A Hit) (2006)The chorus of this song particularly annoyed me. This is his highest appearance on the list. 178. My Chemical No-mance – Teenagers (May Scare The Living sh*t Out Of You, But Not As Much As This Song Scares The Living sh*t Out Of Me) (2007)UGH. I cannot STAND this song. The chorus is the worst where he's f*cking screaming about teenagers scaring the living sh*t out of him. And you think you're doing a better job by scaring me with your horrible screaming?! "Helena" and "The Ghost Of You" were cool, but other than that screw these emo crackwhores. 177. Sara Bareilles – Hate Song (2008)I thought this song was alright at first but thanks to overplay I now hate this one and that's probably going to be permanent. 176. The Caesars – (Why Should I) Jerk It Out (When Nobody Knows Who You Douchebags Are?) (2005)These dudes were one hit wonders for a reason. I always hated a lot of the songs on the iPod commercials and this one was no exception. 175. Jonass Sisters – (I Get) Paranoid (Listening To The Radio Because If The Jonass Sisters Come On My Ears Will Bleed) (2009)No. 174. Jonass Sisters– S.O.S. (Stupid Overrated sh*t) (2007)No again. 173. Crapstopher Cross – Arthur's Theme (The Most Geezerly That You Can Do) (1981)Yup, you guessed it! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZERS 172. Culture Crap – Karma Crapmeleon / Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Yes, I Do) / Time (Crap Of The Heart) / (Don't) Miss Me Blind (Because I Suck) / It's A Miracle (That I'm No Longer Around) / I'll Tumble 4 Ya (Apparently I Can't Spell Either) / Church Of The sh*tty Culture Crap Songs (1983-1984)Like Nickelback, I just included all their hits as one. I was planning on ranking all of them separately until I realized that all of them are pretty much the same f*cking song. If someone can tell me what the difference is between "Time (Clock Of The Heart)" and "Miss Me Blind", I will remove any song of your choice that has already appeared on this list, off it. The actual title of all these sh*tty, similar songs are "Karma Chameleon", "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me", "Time (Clock Of The Heart)", "Miss Me Blind", "It's A Miracle", "I'll Tumble 4 Ya", and "Church Of The Poison Mind". 171. George Ewwface – (I Don't Have) Faith (In You, Because You're George Ewwface And You Get Arrested Too Much) (1987)Yes, I am posting the picture again. I have decided that I am going to post that picture once on every page, except for page three. 161. Hot Madonna/Ashlee Simpson remake from 2008! 162. Came out last year; second of many appearances for this awful group where one of their members is the biggest whore in the music industry, in my opinion. 163. Another Nicki Minaj song. 164. Oops, I lied about "Money Maker" being Ludacris's final appearance on the list. I completely forgot until just now that he's a featuring artist on this song. 165. A movie theme from the early 80's. 166. One word: Rugrats. 167. Not "PRETTY Vegas" as that won't be appearing on here for awhile, but... 168. Another song from the whore I mentioned at #162, although she is a featuring artist on this one. 169. More Nicki Minaj! 170. Had a hit in 1987 with a good song, and then had a bigger hit with this crap three years later.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 30, 2011 11:03:17 GMT -5
Agreed on "Money Maker" and "Teenagers". I like the rest though. LMAO @ all the Culture Club songs being in the same position! And I'm shocked "Faith" is so low! I guess 161 is "Burnin' Up" by the Jonas Sisters. 170 must be "Tom's Diner", as I recall you didn't like that.
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 30, 2011 11:05:53 GMT -5
Don't worry, Mr. Ewwface and that drugged up photo of his have PLENTY more songs still to come! And yes you're correct on both those guesses.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2011 18:17:48 GMT -5
jajajajaj this list is VERY entertaining jajajaja And I so agree with the "Ting Tongs" LOL!!! They suck so much! I don't mind seeing George Ewwface but I just hope you don't put in this list songs from Older, cause that album rocks!
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 30, 2011 18:57:36 GMT -5
jajajajaj this list is VERY entertaining jajajaja And I so agree with the "Ting Tongs" LOL!!! They suck so much! I don't mind seeing George Ewwface but I just hope you don't put in this list songs from Older, cause that album rocks! The only song from that album I remember is "Fast Love" and to me that's one of the better songs in his catalogue, so don't worry. Glad you all are enjoying the list so far!
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 30, 2011 19:07:16 GMT -5
170. Suzanne Vega & DNA – Tom's Diner (Gave Me Food Poisoning) (1990)This song has one of the most pointless choruses of all-time. “Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do”? Wow, those are some amazing lyrics right there. Her 1987 single “Luka” was good, but this was just crap. 169. Sicki Garbaj – Your Hate (2010)Not only did she make the color pink look ridiculous with her silly pink wig, but she also made an Annie Lennox classic sound like sh*t! Nice going, Sicki. 168. David Guetta featuring Fuglie & LMFAO – Gettin' Over Fuglie Because She's A Whore (2010)Okay, I know I have constantly referred to songs on here as “stupid”, however, I don't think anything could top the stupidity level of this sh*tty ass song. First, you get two random people I barely know any songs from (Guetta's “Love Is Gone” from 2008 wasn't that bad though), and to make matters worse, also include who I believe is the biggest whore in the music industry. Fuglie is a meth-addicted whore to me. I don't care if she's played with Heart and Slash, she is a whore who has to get a facelift every few months because she was so f*cked up on meth. 167. Dirty Vegas – Days Go By (And Nobody Thinks Of This Song Because It Blows) (2002)Seriously, does anyone other than me find this song to be utter crap? I remember when this first came out I seemed to be like the only person who hated it, everyone else loved it. I just didn't get it. His voice sounded weird. I don't know if it was auto-tuned or what. All I know is that it sucked. 166. Baha Men – Who Let This Crap Out (2000)I remember when this first came out when I was a kid. Nickelodeon played this video all the time because it was from the Rugrats Go To Paris movie, which by the way I saw in theaters! ;D But anyway the Rugrats movie may have been good, but I can't say the same about this sh*tty, overrated song. Someone seriously wrote a song about letting dogs out? So far we have on this list a songs about mowing, poppin' lip gloss, ping pong, and now letting dogs out. Are we really running out of lyrical themes? Actually though, all their songs suck since I've heard some others through Nickelodeon because around 1999-2002ish they did play videos. But clearly I had to pick this song for the worst list since this is the only one anyone, including yours truly, remembers. 165. Frank Zappa – Valley Slut (1982)For those who don't know this song, the entire song is an annoying chorus that goes, “VALLEY GIRL! SHE'S A VALLEY GIRL!!!111” and Zappa's daughter Moon Unit talking like a teenage skank. Easily one of the stupidest songs I've ever heard. In fact I think this actually out-stupids “Gettin' Over You”. 164. Ciara featuring Ludacris – No (2005)Actual title is “Oh”. I know I said “Money Maker” was Ludacris's last appearance, I lied. I completely forgot he was a featuring artist on this when I wrote that. Anyway, I always hated this song. What the hell kind of song title is “Oh” anyway? 163. Sicki Garbaj – (No, I Did Not) Did It On'em (2011)Honestly, I'm trying to think of a good joke or really bitchy comment to make. But this song is just so bad I can't think of anything. The awfulness of this song just leaves me speechless. 162. Whack Eyed Peas – The Time (Fuglie Is A Dirty Whore) (2010)Sampling “(I've Had) The Time Of My Life”? Could it get any more RANDOM than that? What sucks though is that I actually like that song and these douchebags pretty much ruined it. Have I also mentioned what a stupid whore Fuglie is? I have a story to tell you, and I know it's going to sound random at first but just read it please. I remember when I was a kid one Halloween, I was about seven or eight years old, I dressed up as an angel, and there was this local place that was doing a special Halloween karaoke thing for kids. I went up on stage, very nervous might I add, and sang “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia. Let's see here. I was a young kid, went up on stage, had lots of stagefright, did I also mention I was a young kid? Throughout the entire performance, I did NOT piss myself. Let's now compare that to Fuglie. At the time, she was thirty years old, is supposed to be a professional performer, and I'm just going to let this oh-so infamous photo do all the talking… Control your damn bladder, skankface. 161. Jonass Sisters – (I Am Not) Burnin' Up (For You Because You Look Like A Girl) (2008)WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! GOD. 151. One of the biggest hits of the 80's, also one of the sh*ttiest in my opinion. 152. The monkey singing about hair clips! 153. One hit wonders from 1983. 154. I never thought in a million years I would put this artist on a list like this, until last year when she put out one of the worst pop albums I have ever heard. This is an album track from it as I liked the singles (although this was rumored to be one). 155. The monkey singing about the band fronted by Paul Stanley! 156. A horrible remake from one of my favorite pop artists. 157. Title track from a terrible, terrible album. 158. One hit wonder from 2004. 159. Another song from the group of douchebags and the whore who can't control her bladder! This is one of their earlier hits. 160. John is going to give me a lot of crap for putting this on the list since this is one of his favorite artists, but meh.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 30, 2011 20:12:31 GMT -5
There are definitely a few I agree with on there, particularly "Your Love" (give me Annie Lennox's song over this any day), "Who Let The Dogs Out" (I generally love pop music from 2000... but not that crap), "Oh" (tuneless, boring crap), "Did It On 'Em" (probably the worst Nicki Minaj song so far) and "The Time" (seriously, what kind of mess is THIS? Total ruination of a classic, I don't think I'll ever like anything the BEP do from now on because of it.) I like all the rest, especially "Days Go By", "Burnin' Up" and "Tom's Diner". 152 must be "Raspberry Beret" and 155 must be "Kiss", of course both by Prince. Is 156 by Britney Spears? She's done a few bad remakes over the years. 154 must be "Woohoo" by Christina Aguilera featuring... you guessed it, Nicki Minaj. Wow, you must REALLY hate her! 159 has to be a Black Eyed Peas song... "Shut Up" possibly? If so, I'm sure you'd find the title very appropriate. Is 160 another Jonas Brothers song?
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 30, 2011 20:30:18 GMT -5
I thought you didn't like "The Time (Dirty Bit)". You got the two Prince songs right. #156 is Britney, but what song? You got the artist for #154 right but the wrong song. "Woohoo" won't be appearing for awhile. #159 is Whack Eyed Peas but not that song. Oh, and #160 isn't Jonas Brothers.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 30, 2011 21:44:57 GMT -5
I thought you didn't like "The Time (Dirty Bit)". I don't like it all, just somehow forgot to mention it! And I had it in the list of songs I didn't like from that set too! Will edit my post. Thanks for catching that!
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Post by Dan on May 1, 2011 1:00:03 GMT -5
160: anything to do with Declan Galbraith?
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Post by JessieLou on May 1, 2011 9:21:39 GMT -5
160: anything to do with Declan Galbraith? No, but it DOES have something to do with this middle-aged hag... 160. Enya – (The) Only Time (I Wasn't Boring Was... Oh Wait, I've Always Been Boring) (2001)To this day, it BAFFLES me as to why this was a pop hit. I mean, the original version is one thing, BUT EVEN THE POP REMIX IS BORING! You'd think, especially in 2001, that a pop remix would make you sound cooler but I think it is remotely impossible for this woman to be interesting. The "only time" this middle-aged hag interested me is when she was Ellen Fitzpatrick on Urapopstar. I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT!!11 159. Whack Eyed Peas – Don't Phunk With My Sluttiness (2005)Can someone PLEASE tell me what the word "phunk" means? The truth is, I had a love/hate relationship with this song when it first came out. One minute I found it decent another minute I hated it. But once it got overplayed I started hating it more and more and now I find this to be a total mess. Oh, and Fuglie is still a whore with an out of control bladder. 158. Kevin Lyttle – Turn Me Off (2004)Never saw the appeal in this song. I hate this dude's voice. 157. Christina Aguilera – (I Am Not) Bionic (2010)As I've mentioned about fifty million times in this thread, my first worst songs list was made in June 2006. In June 2006, if you told me, "Jess, in five years you're going to revise this list and put Christina Aguilera on there," Honestly, I would've thought you were a total mental case. A lot of people were introduced to Christina through "Genie In A Bottle". My love for her goes back to f*cking "Reflection"! When the Mulan movie came out in 1998 everyone was into the 98 Degrees/Stevie Wonder song and "Reflection" was less well-known than DB Clifford. I was into "True To Your Heart", but I remember seeing the video for "Reflection" when it was out and LOVING it. I had no idea who she was but I thought she had an amazing voice. Then a year later "Genie" comes out and from 1999-2009, Christina was my favorite pop artist after Mariah Carey (although she could be considered more R&B but meh ). To me she could do no wrong. I loved EVERY song on the first album and Stripped. I didn't really like the idea of a 30's themed album, and I know a lot of people hated it, but I thought even Back To Basics was pretty good, clearly not as good as the previous two albums though. Dude, I EVEN LIKED HER CHRISTMAS ALBUM! Then for some reason in 2010 Christina decided to ruin her awesome streak and release this piece of sh*t album, which made me lose A LOT of respect for her. Unfortunately this is the first of many tracks from this awful album to appear on this list. She keeps claiming to be "original" and an "artist", meanwhile, this album SCREAMS Lady Gaga wannabe! Might I also add that this is coming from someone who defended her when everyone said she copied Gaga at the 2008 VMA's. That was just bullsh*t though, nobody even knew "Just Dance" until a month or two later. Oh, and what the f*ck is with that cover?! She looks terrible. The robot is stupid, she needs to get rid of that damn red lipstick already (we all know nobody could pull off the red lipstick look like Pat Benatar), but most importantly, WHAT IS WITH HER HAIR? IS SHE TRYING TO BE PRINCESS LEAH OR SOMETHING? GOD. Okay enough ranting, she has another song in this set and I know this is turning into an essay so I will save the rest of my ranting for the next Christina song. 156. Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll (But Man Did I Ruin This Song (2002)Now this is a less shocking appearance, for two reasons. #1) As some of the earlier members of here may know, I have had a love/hate relationship with Britney over the years. #2) She just simply RUINED this song. As a HUGE Joan Jett fan, and as someone who has listened to her version since I was a kid, how could I not find this to be crap? Britney has two more songs left on the list. Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera has eight. Oh how the mighty have fallen... 155. Monkeyface – Piss (1986)Okay seriously, what the f*ck is this? I swear he has the worst falsetto voice I have ever heard. I can't stand the video either, mainly because the last thing that I want to look at is a shirtless monkey. The only good thing about this song is the "act your age, not your shoe size" line. 154. Christina Aguilera – (My Idea Of) Glam (Is Caking On My Make-Up Like A Clown) (2010)Oh yeah! I completely forgot to make fun of her clown make-up. I think this embarrassing then and now photo should prove my point... Here we have on the left, a photo of Christina at the 2000 Grammy's looking ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. I remember seeing her win that award for best new artist and I loooved her dress. Her hair and make-up look amazing here as well. Also, as you may notice in this photo, her lips actually look NATURAL. On the right, we have a drunk photo of her from 2010, where she is wearing a really ugly blue eyeshadow with, of course, that sh*tty red lipstick SMEARED on her face. Anyway though, this is a worst songs list, not a fashion critique, onto the song. It just sucks. What I said about "Bionic" also applies to this - it screams Lady Gaga wannabe. Who the hell would want to be like that talentless tranny anyway? Especially considering that *SPOILER* she has three songs in the top 100. *SPOILER* 153. Madness – Our House (Is Old And Ugly) (1983)Overrated, overplayed crap. 152. Monkeyface – (Seriously, What The Hell Is A) Raspberry Beret (1985)Well, I had a blonde moment. The monkey isn't singing about hair clips here, that's barrette. Instead, he's singing about a type of hat! Anyway though, Since when were berets fruit-flavored? I've never smelled a beret that smelled like raspberries, or any other fruit for that matter. More proof that this monkey is a jackass. I almost forgot to post this though. There is actually ONE good thing the monkey did during his career and that's throwing that stupid whore Kim Kardashian off the stage! 151. Olivia Newton-John – (Why Should I Get) Physical (When You're Being A Pain In The Ass About It?) (1982)Considering how easily offended people got in the 80's, I am a bit surprised that this was as big a hit as it is. They wouldn't let Pat Benatar say, "stop using sex as a weapon" (I am fully convinced that song only flopped because of the title), but they would let Olivia Newton-John say, "Let's get animal"? Seriously? With or without the raunchy lyrics though, this song just sucks. It's cheesy and the chorus is just stupid. If I had a dollar for every time she said "Let's get physical" in that song I think I would be a millionaire. 141. A TERRIBLE excuse for a "supergroup"... tried giving a hint for this one without being too obvious but I think Bryan will easily know who this is. 142. Not only do they suck, but they start fires! Not cool. 143. A popstar I like and a member of one of my least favorite groups unite. 144. FLOP movie song from last year. 145. The monkey singing about a genre of music! 146. Another Bionic album track. There is a featuring artist on this one, and it is not "Woohoo". 147. R&B hit with a one-word title from 2007. 148. A song JoJo covered. 149. Recent American Idol runner-up and, in my opinion, the biggest douchebag to come out of that show after Ryan Seacrest. 150. One hit wonders from 2004. This is more Hot AC than urban though.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 1, 2011 10:40:51 GMT -5
Isn't it odd that, out of the last set, the only songs I don't like are from Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, 2 artists I'm knock for being a fan of? Well, that says something about how much the "Bionic" era had a lot of crap, and how Britney should just not touch Joan Jett classics. I like the rest though. 141 has to be Rock Star Supernova, I remember how much you hated Lukas. Is 145 "Pop Life" by Prince? And is 149 an Adam Lambert song?
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Post by JessieLou on May 1, 2011 13:37:33 GMT -5
141. Correct, but what song? 145. Correct! 149. Correct, but what song?
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