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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 3, 2011 23:21:27 GMT -5
Don't know #114, so can't comment on it. I'm sick of both Kesha songs (and Kesha in general, actually), so I'm not going to disagree with you there. "I Hate Boys" wasn't very memorable, but probably better than a lot of the other songs on "Bionic"... though still not great of course. "My Baby" and "The Curly Shuffle" sucked, but I couldn't agree more with "Whip My Hair". That was beyond shit. Thankfully the follow-up, "21st Century Girl" was decent, but since it flopped, she'll only be remembered for her crap song. I like "Bad Day" (though I was sick of it when Adam was over-whoring it on VFM), "Hello" and "Smooth Operator" though, but can see why you find them boring. Is #101 "Being With You" by Smokey Robinson? Is #103 "Lady" by Kenny Rogers? Is #105 "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker? Is #106 "Jerk It Out" by the Caesars? Is #107... "Wham Rap" by Wham? (Surprised Ewwface is crashing out so low! FLOP EWWFACE HATER.) Is #108 "Suga Suga" by Baby Bash? Is #110 "This Is Why I'm Hot" by Mims?
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Post by Courage on May 4, 2011 0:37:42 GMT -5
Ke$hit is too damn low!!! lol Lil' Romeo was dumb too. I GOT A BUGS BUNNY CHAIN AND A MATCHING WATCH!!!11 What else is too damn low? Um... oh yeah, WILLOW! Poor Sade
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Post by Courage on May 4, 2011 0:39:28 GMT -5
Is #105 "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker? Bad lyrics on AC?
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 4, 2011 2:35:57 GMT -5
Is #105 "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker? Bad lyrics on AC? That pretty much had a prototype "uber inoffensive clean edit"
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Post by JessieLou on May 4, 2011 8:52:58 GMT -5
Is #101 "Being With You" by Smokey Robinson? Is #103 "Lady" by Kenny Rogers? Is #105 "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker? Is #106 "Jerk It Out" by the Caesars? Is #107... "Wham Rap" by Wham? (Surprised Ewwface is crashing out so low! FLOP EWWFACE HATER.) Is #108 "Suga Suga" by Baby Bash? Is #110 "This Is Why I'm Hot" by Mims? 101. Don't remember it. 103. Still not appearing for awhile. 105. Correct! 106. THAT WAS ALREADY ON THE LIST. GOD. 107. Correct! 108. That one's actually alright. 110. OMG I forgot that one
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2011 9:23:20 GMT -5
108, is it "Get Low" by Lil' Jon?
110, is it "Crank That" by Soulja Boy?
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Post by JessieLou on May 4, 2011 9:29:28 GMT -5
110. Soulja Douche β (No, Let's Not) Crank That (2007)Yup Seb, you're right! ;D "Get Low" is wrong though. First of all, Soulja Boy / Soulja Boy Tell'Em / Whatever has to be the dumbest name for any artist in any genre EVER. Second of all, this song is f*cking stupid. NEXT! 109. Lionel Bitchie - Truly (This Song Sucks) (1982)ONE OF THE MOST BORING SONGS I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. 108. Chingy β Wrong Thurr (2003)During my commentary for I think "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent, I mentioned a former friend of mine named Camille. She had a birthday party a couple years ago where we put on the radio, and I swear they played this song TWO times. Two times in, what, an hour or two's span? Has the radio really run out of shit to play when you're playing that song AGAIN so soon? f*ck this song. "Pullin' Me Back" was way better. 107. Damn! β Damn Rap (1983)Actual title is "Wham Rap" Yup, you're reading this correctly. I don't know how, but SOMEHOW, Ewwface did not make my top 100 list at all. This is his highest appearance on the list, which makes this, to me, the absolute worse song in his catalog. This was from their very first album before that crappy one with "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go", but what makes this different from Ewwface's other shitty music is that, he's RAPPING on this one! That SCREAMS crappy! Want to know what else screams crappy though? THIS PHOTO! (last time I'm posting this I swear ) 106. Keane β Somewhere Only We Flop (2005)Easily one of the biggest borefests from 2005. 105. Uncle Krackhead β Don't Follow Me (2001)I found out from Bryan a few days ago that this asswipe is from Michigan, which surprises me. Considering how ugly, trashy, and overplayed he is, I figured he was from Florida. HAAAAATTTEEE this song. Overplayed piece of shit. I will say this though - this is definitely not his worst. He has another song still to come that will not be appearing on here for awhile. In fact, "Lady" by Kenny Rogers is closer to appearing on here than the other Uncle Kracker song, and apparently Bryan is really excited for Kenny's appearance since he keeps guessing it. 104. Skid Row - I Remember When This Was A Great Song, Why The f*ck Did They Cover It 14 Years Later? (2003)Well, this is a band you all probably weren't expecting to be on the list, especially since I LOVE their first three albums from when they were fronted by Sebastian Bach. Just to clear something up though, THE SONG ON THIS LIST IS *NOT* SKID ROW'S 1989 CLASSIC, "I REMEMBER YOU". While that song is overplayed, I still like it. The actual title of this song is "I Remember You 2". It was released in 2003 from their fourth album Thickskin with Sebastian Bach wannabe Johnny Solinger on vocals. Honestly, it stopped being Skid Row when Sebastian left to me, and I feel like this is more of a poser band ruining the song than "Skid Row", and quite frankly, after listening to songs like this I can understand why Sebastian doesn't want to do a Skid Row reunion. The other bandmates should've just done other new bands after they kicked out Sebastian rather then putting out a poser Skid Row. For those who want to see Skid Row at their awesomest, this is my favorite song from them from their 1995 album, Subhuman Race, called "Breakin' Down". Kind of funny how this is a "worst songs" list, and meanwhile I'm posting a video to one of my favorite songs. 103. Willie Nelson β Geezers On My Mind (1982)Actual title is "Always On My Mind". I don't know what I hate more about this song - the fact that it's geezerly or the fact that it's 80's country crap. Either way, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZERS. Pet Shop Boys did this way better. 102. Barbra Streisand - Geezer In Love (1980)Actual title is "Woman In Love". Do I really need to explain this one? Really? Dude, it's Barbra Streisand. The epitome of female geezers. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FEMALE GEEZERS. And just BARELY missing out on the top 100... 101. Diana Ross β (I Don't Want) Muscles (I Want You To Shut Up)(1982)Speaking of female geezers, here's another one! "Upside Down" is a cool tune. This, however, is not. It's boring, it's stupid, and the way it's like really slow and then all of a sudden she shouts "I WANT MUSCLES!!11" and then goes slow again gives me a headache. This song blows like Ke$hit, who by the way has two more songs still to come so take a chill pill John. So, what songs are we going to start the top 100 with? Here's more hints for ya! ;D 91. By far the noisiest song of 2005. 92. A TERRIBLE 2007 remake of a heavy metal classic. 93. Keane who? This takes the cake of biggest borefest of 2005, easily. 94. Another boring song from the same shitty band as #93, only this is from 2008. 95. Obscure top 10 hit from 1980, or at least, I think and hope this is obscure. 96. For some reason, this considered a country classic; from 1980. 97. #1 hit from the same geezer responsible for #95. 98. One of the biggest hits of 2010. Also one of the most boring ones. 99. If you're a member of Media Source, you will know that this song was VERY well hated on the boards back in 2008. If you aren't a member and have no idea what I'm talking about, this samples a classic rock song, and obviously it's from 2008. 100. More boring crap! This one was big in 2007.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 4, 2011 10:22:20 GMT -5
Completely agreed with "Crank That" and "Right Thurr"... though I feel both should be about 100 places higher. Both pieces of pure shit. Also agreed on "Wham Rap" (how cringeworthy is it for Ewwface to look back at?) and "Muscles" (I normally like Diana Ross/Supremes music but WTF is up with that one? What was going through Michael Jackson's head when he wrote it?) When you showed me the Skid Row cover, I can't believe how generic they sounded! Total ruination of THEIR OWN SONG (the original was FAR better.) Willie Nelson's was alright but the Pet Shop Boys did it better, agreed. I like the Lionel Richie, Keane, Uncle Kracker and Barbra Streisand songs (though there are a lot of Barbra songs I don't like, for some reason I like that one.) Is #91 "B.Y.O.B." by System Of A Down? Is #99 "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock?
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Post by JessieLou on May 4, 2011 10:29:46 GMT -5
91 and 99 are correct
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Post by JessieLou on May 4, 2011 20:30:57 GMT -5
TOP 100 TIME! 100. Plain White Tβs β Hey There Delilah (Youβre A Whore) (2007)Just as I thought indie crap couldn't get more boring, these Hot Topic douchebags put out this crap. Seriously one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Although, to be fair, no shit since it's #100 on this list. 99. Kid Doesnβt Rock β (Being A Redneck) All Summer Long (2008)As someone who has been living near Daytona since 2002, I have grown to really dislike the redneck stereotype, which could also explain why I hate this dude so much and his music (although I have disliked him since he first came out but meh). I can't tell this trashy douchebag's music apart so I just put this one on the list since it's shittiness stands out to me the most. Just a terrible, terrible tune. Also, since I can't do a then & now photo because he was always ugly... 98. Train β Hey Soul Sister (Youβre Also A Whore, I Bet You And Delilah Were In Porn Together) (2010)This song is boring and shitty and recent and about a chick, just like "Hey There Delilah"! I bet this "soul sister" whoever she is and Delilah are both total whorebags who have done 2 Girls 1 Cup style porn before. They also probably do meth with Fergie because she's such a whore too. In fact, someone should release a boring, crappy indie song about her! 97. Rupert Holmes β (I Need An) Escape (From The Pina Colada Song) (1979)Always hated this one. Also, Pina Colada is nasty. NEXT! 96. Willie Nelson β On The Geezerly Road Again (1980)Ugh, this douchebag again? I thought I ranted about this flop already. GEEZER. 95. Rupert Holmes β Him (Is A Geezer, Sure That Wasnβt Grammatically Correct But It Doesnβt Matter When This Song Sucks So Badly) (1980)OMG I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG ON AT40. Talk about repetitive choruses! HIM, HIM, HIMMMMM WHAT SHE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM? WE GET IT. THE PERSON YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT HAS A DICK. GOD. 94. Coldstop β Viva La Shitty (2008)I STILL want to know what makes this horrible band so "amazing" and "brilliant." If Coldplay are considered brilliant, then so is my Eddie Trunk shotglass. This has to be one of the most overrated songs EVER. 93. Coldstop β Fix This Song (2005)Actual title is "Fix You". It's funny that I mentioned this song, because I just recently found a photo of Paris Hilton listening to it! 92. Killswitch Douchegage β Holy Diver (2007)The original version from Dio that was released in 1983 is a HEAVY METAL CLASSIC. This, however, is a horrible, horrible rendition of it and quite frankly I think it should be banned from being played ever again because it's THAT bad. For those who want to listen to real music, here is the Dio original. R.I.P. Ronnie! 91. The Noiseheads β B.Y.O.F. (Bring Your Own Fungus) (2005)Actual band is System Of A Down; actual title is "B.Y.O.B.", which stands for "Bring Your Own Bombs". I have to go in five minutes so I'm going to keep the explanation of my parody title short and sweet. In 2004 there was a dude on here named David J, who might I add is an M4BCC LEGEND. We used to bust each other's chops a lot because I loved Alanis Morissette's song "Eight Easy Steps" and he didn't. One day in a thread in the General Board I told him to "take his fungus somewhere else" and from like late 2004-2007 you couldn't escape the term "fungus" from here. It was used in ways like "Stop being fungus" and "Why are you being so fungus?" etc. I tried to refrain from using that term here since it's SO 2005 , however, #1) I gave this song that title in the 2006 list and wanted to bring it back because I thought it was really funny, and #2) 50 Cent's career is also SO 2005, but I'm still talking about it on here. Anyway, as for this song, I remember hearing them perform this on SNL and thought it was the noisiest shit ever, hence why I called them The Noiseheads. It sucks and I'm glad they've disappeared from the industry! ;D Gotta go now so no hints tonight, sorry!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 4, 2011 23:26:27 GMT -5
The only one there I totally agree with is "B.Y.O.B." Easily the worst thing the Noiseheads have ever done.
Haven't heard the remake of "Holy Diver", but given how much you like Ronnie James Dio, I can tell why you would be inclined to not like a remake of one of his most classic songs.
The rest range from generally decent to, in the case of Coldplay's songs, among my favourites (though I do prefer others from them yet!)
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Post by JessieLou on May 5, 2011 11:03:51 GMT -5
90. Smelly β (No, It's Not) Hot In Herre (Because You're Ugly And Look Like A Tool) (2002)NEVER saw the big deal with this song, however, if I recall this was actually in the top 10 in my 2006 list, so clearly 1) I don't really hate this song as much as I used to (although I obviously still hate it since it's on the list ) and 2) A LOT of shit came out after 2006. Also it didn't help matters when my friends kept shoving this song down my throat. 89. Willie Nelson & Julio "EWWWWW Enrique's Father" Iglesias β To All The Geezers Who Sing These Songs (1984)Actual title is "To All The Girls I've Loved Before". What else is there to say? This song is boring beyond belief. In fact I think I almost fell asleep when I first heard this. 88. Barry Geezerlow β Mandy (Is Also A Whore) (1975)Fergie, Delilah, Soul Sister, now Mandy can join the whore club! I cannot stand this guy and his geezerly music. No wonder he got so offended by "f*ck You" by Cee Lo Green, that song was too interesting and not geezerly-sounding for him! I will say though, the title of this song has given me the sudden urge to listen to some Mandy Moore. I'M MISSIN' YOU LIKE CAAAANDYYY!!11 87. Monkeyface β (Listening To The Monkey Does NOT Make Me) Cream (1991)Ugh, I have to comment about this money AGAIN? I think my parody title says it all. 86. Barry Geezerlow β The Old Songs (Are Geezerly, Just Like This) (1981)No. 85. Metro Station β (Why Should I) Shake It (When You're Yelling Like An Indie Douche About It?) (2008)Great, just what we needed. More indie/Hot Topic crap. f*ck this overrated shitty ass song. 84. Assvil Skankvigne β What The Hell (Is This Song Doing Existing?) (2011)Assvil's highest appearance on my list. Her new single, "Smile", would've made it but I didn't hear that until yesterday. Honestly, I don't care if she performed "Love Is A Battlefield" with the legendary, iconic queen that is Pat Benatar on Oprah, I am THROUGH with following this bitch's career. As I said in my commentary for "Hot", every song she has done after Under My Skin has either been childish, teenage crap like this, or a rehash of "I'm With You". I'll admit I liked some of the "I'm With You" rehashes like "Keep Holding On" and "When You're Gone", but it's beginning to become old news. She hasn't put out a song I LOVED since the UMS album, which was SEVEN YEARS AGO. I went through the same thing as this whore did, the whole tomboy-gone-girly thing, most girls have been through that including yours truly. But I think she is trying WAY too hard to be "girly". She's dissed Britney and Hilary Duff for no f*cking reason over the years and now all of a sudden she likes them? I know I'm one to talk since I used to hate Britney for silly reasons , but COME ON, ASSVIL. YOU'RE 26 YEARS OLD. GROW UP. GOD. This will always be her best song to me, when her music actually had substance. 83. Slutley Skankrus β (Of Course I) Canβt Be Tamed (Since I've Been A Whore Since I Was 15) (2010)SPEAKING OF WHORES. If it weren't for Fergie this bitch would be the #1 whore in the industry in my book. This is this stupid skank's first of four appearances on the list. I really, really, really, REALLY can't stand this immature, spoiled brat. This song is a lame attempt at the Lady Gaga/autotune shit, but the end result was just like her other songs - pure shit. NEXT! 82. Jibbs β Chain Does Not Hang Low (2007)Ewww. The beat to this really sucked. I don't know what else to say. This song just blows. Although now that I mentioned this song, I really want to go to McDonald's since I know he will be taking my order! 81. Monkeyface β Sign Oβ The Times (1987)WILL THIS MONKEY EVER GO AWAY? GOD. 71. A terrible remix of a song that was, at one point, good. 72. When this song first came out I said it was degrading to women. I don't hate this group as much as I used to, and I'm less of a whiner than I was back then, but I still stand by my word. SOZ! 73. More shit from Bionic! 74. This crap just recently peaked on the charts, thank goodness. 75. The monkey with a song title that sounds straight out of Sesame Street! 76. "What the hell is a disco stick?" - Madonna. 77. Boring crap from 2002. 78. The most poetic and meaningful song title ever; came out last year. 79. A rapper named after a disaster that I experienced a lot in late 2004. 80. ___ Lewis & The News (no, they are not on my list. Think carefully about this one )
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 5, 2011 11:23:09 GMT -5
Three of those I totally agree with, and they are "The Old Songs" (really, most of Barry Manilow's stuff is geezerly), "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" (seriously, Julio Iglesias just CAN'T SING in English... and this is boring to boot) and especially "Chain Hang Low" (come on, you remember HOW much I hated this one back then!)
I like the rest, especially "Hot In Herre", "Mandy" (guilty pleasure for sure), "Cream" and "What The Hell".
Is #71 Britney Spears featuring Kesha & Nicki Minaj - Till The World Ends? Is #72 Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha? Is #75 Prince - Alphabet St.? Is #76 Lady GaGa - Lovegame? Is #79 Hurricane Chris - A Bay Bay? Is #80 Huey - Pop, Lock and Drop It? or whatever it was called?
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Post by JessieLou on May 5, 2011 14:45:33 GMT -5
OMG all of those are right
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2011 15:03:53 GMT -5
Slutley Skankrus!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!
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