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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Feb 3, 2018 12:22:18 GMT -5
Ah, "The Fox"... how dumb was that? Good call there. And I don't remember that Miley one too well but I recall it sucked. That leaves "Dooo It!", "MILF $" and some mystery song I can't seem to put my finger on at this point.
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Post by JessieLou on Feb 3, 2018 12:23:43 GMT -5
Ah, "The Fox"... how dumb was that? Good call there. And I don't remember that Miley one too well but I recall it sucked. That leaves "Dooo It!", "MILF $" and some mystery song I can't seem to put my finger on at this point.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2018 12:36:41 GMT -5
The Fox actually got to #5 for me, simply because it made my laugh a little.
I have never even heard the Miley/Britney song.
I predict for top 3: 3 - Hello Kitty 2 - I Got That Milf Money 1 - Dooo It
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Feb 3, 2018 14:46:32 GMT -5
I enjoyed The Fox.
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Post by Matt on Feb 4, 2018 1:48:24 GMT -5
I never heard the Britters/Skankrus collab either! The Fox was just stupid. wait, so if the Bottom 3 are your favourite artist in the world because she shares your first name and the Fergalicious-ehh-ehh-ehh and Skankvil Slutvene, where does the Miley song fit in? Which one doesn't make it?
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Feb 4, 2018 2:00:03 GMT -5
I never heard the Britters/Skankrus collab either! The Fox was just stupid. wait, so if the Bottom 3 are your favourite artist in the world because she shares your first name and the Fergalicious-ehh-ehh-ehh and Skankvil Slutvene, where does the Miley song fit in? Which one doesn't make it? I think Jessie J's career already crashed out. "Do It Like A Dude", I believe, was her highest. Trust me, there is no way that "Dooo It!" will miss the list.
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Post by Matt on Feb 4, 2018 2:03:14 GMT -5
Ohhh DOH, I'm getting the 'Do It' titles mixed up Thanks for clearing that up!
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Post by JessieLou on Feb 4, 2018 9:30:10 GMT -5
3. Assvil Skankvigne - Hello Shitty (2013)This song actually depresses me. I've complained (or if you're Zayn Malik, complayned) about many artists I've grown up with going downhill, like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Madonna, but NOBODY has gone as downhill as Avril has. In 2002 she quickly became one of my favorite artists. I was obsessed with Let Go for months and enjoyed the 2004 followup Under My Skin just as much. When she jumped the shark in 2007 with "Girlfriend", I assumed that the cheesier, campier sound was just something she wanted to get out of her system for one album and that's it, kind of like what Jewel did with 0304. Boy was I wrong. Avril's become even WORSE since then and musically seems to have the mentality of a 12 year old. Songs like "What The Hell", "Smile", "Here's To Never Growing Up" (lol), and "Rock 'N' Roll" were incredibly ridiculous and stupid, but dude, WHAT. THE. HELL. WAS. THE POINT. OF THIS??!?!?!?! This song is a MESS, it's a Skrillex wannabe type of song and who the hell would wanna be like him anyway, and the video, OMG, if this was a worst videos list this might be #1... although then again my top 2 have shitty videos too. But seriously though. How the hell did we go from this: to THIS?!
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Post by Pipa on Feb 4, 2018 9:59:41 GMT -5
As I said on Skype, "Hello Kitty" is the Asian equivalent of me making a song called "Sambo" and singing about watermelon. "The Fox" was incredibly stupid to begin with but it just kept on going. I don't remember the Miley song but don't think I'll be going out of my way to listen to it.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Feb 4, 2018 11:15:59 GMT -5
Ugh, "Hello Kitty" was so awful, I don't know where to begin. Hard to believe that the singer behind that... um, "song" was once a core artist for me. Good call on that one, I still can't believe Avril released something THAT horrible even though she had gone downhill for some time before that.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Feb 4, 2018 14:44:19 GMT -5
Yeah I agree with almost everything you said about Avril.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2018 22:55:46 GMT -5
Ugh, "Hello Kitty" was so awful, I don't know where to begin. Hard to believe that the singer behind that... um, "song" was once a core artist for me. Good call on that one, I still can't believe Avril released something THAT horrible even though she had gone downhill for some time before that. Agreed, completely. By the time Hello Kitty came out, Avril had been going downhill for a while, but I never thought she would release anything this awful. Definitely her worst, by miles.
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Post by JessieLou on Feb 4, 2018 23:26:42 GMT -5
2. Fuglie - "WHORE$" (2016)I really tried to give Fergie another chance after she got on my bad side in late 2010/early 2011. Some of you may remember "L.A. Love" even spent a few weeks on my chart in the fall of 2014. But this piece of shit right here made her stay on my shit list permanently and I refuse to chart anything from her ever again. She is CANCELED for me. First of all, "MILF$"? What the f*ck kind of song title is that? The only time I ever found the phrase "MILF" funny was in American Pie - and to a lesser extent, Tori Amos' 2007 single "Big Wheel" as well. Other than that I think the phrase is f*cking stupid. Second, the song is a mess, the beat is noisy as hell, her vocals sound ridiculous, and the lyrics are stupid. Third, she said that she wanted this song and incredibly pornographic video to show people that Moms can be sexy - I don't really know who is questioning that to be honest with you, women can be sexy whether or not they're a mother (hot Perfume Genius reference!), but honestly I think that's a cop out anyway. I think Fergie, as usual, just looked for an excuse to be an attention whore. Everything about this from the single artwork above to the video with fellow attention whore Kim Kardashian is cheap and slutty as hell. I might have said this earlier in the thread but I don't remember - EVERY SINGLE THING Fergie does has to be sexual, she literally goes out of her way to do it and especially now that she's no longer getting hits, it looks desperate and pathetic beyond belief. Fuglie, you're trash and so is your shitty song. 1. Slutley Skankrus - "Ewwwww It!" (2015)It was a very close battle between this and "MILF$" for my #1 worst song of all-time, but this takes the cake for me for one reason alone - the day I first heard this, which was the day after she hosted the AVNs VMAs, my immediate reaction was, and I quote, "This might be the worst song I have ever heard." Miley thought collaborating with some dude from the Flaming Lips (who also suck by the way) would give her "artistic cred", and apparently according to this song's wonderful video, she thought eating glitter would give her "artistic cred" as well. There is NOTHING artistic about this. Her vocals sound terrible, but that's to be expected, the lyrics are lazy ("Yeah I smoke pot"? No shit Sherlock!), the song goes nowhere and it's the same bullshit over and over, and did I mention how disturbing the video was?? I seriously almost threw up after watching it. Ordinarily this is the part where I'd say that I don't understand how someone "okay"'d this, but here's the thing - the label didn't! This song is so terrible that Miley had to release the entire album on her own FOR FREE! You know your song is shit when the same people who buy "Gucci Gang" and "Bodak Yellow" won't buy your entire f*cking album. Thanks to everyone who checked this thread out and I hope you enjoyed the list! I'm actually working on another list right now as we speak that I am probably going to start posting within the next week or so, and trust me, it will be A LOT less negative than this one. In the words of Randy Stanton, have a good day!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Feb 4, 2018 23:33:51 GMT -5
I knew all along "MILF $" would suck, but I was completely dumbfounded when it exceeded my expectations as to how crappy it was! Simply put, it was porn disguised as music, and easily Fuglie's worst moment.
As for "Dooo It!"... the cover art/video says it all. Seriously, how f***ing GROSS was that?
I knew it would be a close one, and both of them are so utterly terrible that either would've been a worthy worst of all time.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2018 23:35:19 GMT -5
Looks like my prediction was correct!
Anyway, MILF$ is just plain stupid, but Dooo It! goes a step beyond, it's just disgusting. Agreed on both!
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