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Post by JessieLou on Jan 27, 2018 9:46:51 GMT -5
10. Vyle featuring Lil’ Blahty – “iSpy (With My Little Eye, A Song That Sucks!)” (2017) This was my most hated song of last year. I first heard it around this time last year in school when one of my classmates put it on since, you know, R&B and hip hop are the only genres that exist according to my class. I thought this was the most childish, cringeworthy, annoying piece of crap I've ever heard - then I realized I was wrong and there are actually nine songs worse than this. But still, who the f*ck thought this was okay?!?!! 9. Lil’ Payne – “Lolliflop” (2008)
I wish my title for this was accurate, but sadly, this was a huge #1 hit and everywhere in my high school around this time 10 years ago. I remember giving it a curiosity spin because nobody would shut the f*ck up about how amazing Lil' Wayne was, and I just didn't get it at all. The beat is SO boring and the song goes absolutely nowhere. But that is not what makes this my 9th worst song of all time - it's, once again, his nails on a chalkboard vocals! If there is ANYBODY who might possibly be a worse vocalist than Miley to me, it's him. His voice is unbearable!!! 8. The last appearance of a song that isn't from the last five years.7. Hot John Stewart remake! 6. I hope @wife gets this as I'm quoting a Salt N' Pepa lyric - "He's got me open like..." ??
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 27, 2018 10:22:32 GMT -5
Ugh, I hated "iSpy"! Good call on that one!
And yeah, I do agree that Lil' Payne's vocals, combined with disgusting lyrics, made "Lollipop" toxic to my ears.
8. Prince - P Control? 7. Kiiara - Gold?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2018 11:31:06 GMT -5
6. Beyonce - 7/11?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Jan 27, 2018 14:27:53 GMT -5
I spy wasn't too bad but I don't particularly like it. Lollipop was far too bad to like.
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Post by JessieLou on Jan 28, 2018 10:14:22 GMT -5
8. Monkeyface – “(I Have No) P. Control (Because My Song Sucks)” (1995) The year was 2005. I was innocently playing The Launch Game with FreakyFlyBry, Bebe Reptar, and Courage minding my own business, when my ears were abused by the worst song of the 90's by far (seriously - my second worst song of the 90's, "Achy Breaky Heart", was #76). I was listening to Bebe Reptar's station and I ended up running out of skips for the hour, and of course the next song to come on was this, because "Adam rated the artist." Between it's 6 minutes in length (I was less tolerable of long songs back then, and now I'm praising 10 minute Harry Chapin songs on The Book Club ), and the fact that it was by Prince, who we all know I love , I was not looking forward to hearing this, but I ran out of skips so I had no choice. IT. WAS. TERRIBLE!!!!! He was rapping, the lyrics were vile, the song itself was a hot mess that was all over the place! There's a reason why this has been a running joke on here since 2005. It's just an awful song. I will say though - like I said in the 1990 Yearbook episode of The Book Club after discovering George Michael's "Praying For Time" (yes, I Book Club'd a #1 hit), in retrospect I do think I was too hard on "Monkeyface" and "Ewwface" and "Judass Priest", especially given today's musical climate. And the fact that this was #1 on my 2011 list and the 7 songs that beat it out this time ALL came out after 2011 speaks volumes.
7. Kiiara – “Mold” (2016)To be honest, I was debating whether or not to put this on the list, because this is the countdown of my worst songs of all-time, and I'd hardly consider this a "song" - hell, my #1 from my fake April Fool's chart in 2006 is more of a song than this. 6. Beyondshit – “7/11(? More Like 0/11!)” (2014)In my commentary for "Formation", I rant about her yelling/rap vocals, but of all her songs this is probably the one she does it the worst on. Between that, the crappy lyrics, and the crappy beat, this is definitely her worst song for me.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 28, 2018 11:22:55 GMT -5
I'm stunned that "P Control" has fallen so much! I normally like Prince, but WTF was he thinking on this one? Easily his worst.
And I do agree, "Gold" is an incomprehensible mess. How the hell was it a top 5 hit? Absolutely headache-inducing, Kiiara needs to retire from music forever.
And Beyoncé really needs to get back to basics because she's just been very screechy lately, and "7/11" proves it.
I'm thinking it'll be a photo finish between "Dooo It!" and "MILF $" for #1.
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Post by Pipa on Jan 28, 2018 11:29:03 GMT -5
Laffy Taffy is one of the worst attempts at music ever. And now that I think of it, I don't think I've liked a single song from that point on! Well, I can use Uncle Kracker's Drift Away once in a blue moon I guess. But that's it! This further proves that you're the authority of what is and isn't crap. Great shitty list JessiePie
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Post by Courage on Jan 28, 2018 12:06:15 GMT -5
Gold is definitely Mold. Wasn't the German kid your first celebrity crush?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Jan 28, 2018 14:19:03 GMT -5
I don't like any of those three.
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Post by JessieLou on Jan 28, 2018 15:54:05 GMT -5
Gold is definitely Mold. Wasn't the German kid your first celebrity crush? Lmao nooo
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Post by Matt on Jan 28, 2018 21:22:31 GMT -5
I agree with Bryan, in that 'Gold' actually gives me a headache. Who haven't we had yet? I'm expecting that F.I.L.T.H. Moolah track from Fergalicious, but who else? Have we had all the Helen Not-Reddy, The Doors, Craptain & Senile, and Chris Christopherson tracks? WHO will take out #1? Ahhh!
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Post by JessieLou on Jan 28, 2018 22:33:23 GMT -5
OMG
CRAPTAIN AND SENILE
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2018 13:42:32 GMT -5
I'm expecting that horrible Dooo It song to be #1, and the stupid milf money song at #2.
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Post by JessieLou on Feb 3, 2018 11:53:24 GMT -5
5. Yvlpiss - "The Fox" (2013)Um... what else do I have to say? Just look at the lyrics:
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Post by JessieLou on Feb 3, 2018 12:01:22 GMT -5
4. Slutley Skankrus featuring Shitney Spears - "SMS (Stupid m*th*rf**k**g Song)" (2013)When I first heard that Miley was going to do a song with Britney on her Bangerz album, I actually gave it a curiosity spin because I wondered what it would sound like - just like when Britney did that shitty "remix" of "S&M" with Rihfund. Britney's very small part in the song is the only part that's tolerable, the rest is a hot mess. Miley sounds like she's trying too hard to be Fergie, the "Push It" sample doesn't work well at all, and everything about this is all over the place and tries too damn hard. This is the worst song of Britney's for me, even if it wasn't her fault, but Miley has managed to put out another song worse than this as she has a solo song still to come in the top 3!
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