40. Douchebags 4 Life – “Laffy Taffy” (2005)
The beat sounds straight out of a video game from 1986, they sound terrible, the lyrics are inappropriate af. The result? A #1 smash of course! 😀
39. Jessica Simpson – “This Song Was Made For Floppin’” (2005)
I was a huge fan of hers when she first came out. I lost A LOT of respect for her when she did this. I can’t really say she ruined this song because I hate the original too (although it’s miles better than this), but this is a MESS. It’s pop meets hip hop meets country and the final result is my 39th worst song of all time. And yes, she looked great in the video, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t come across desperate and predictable as hell.
38. Slutley Skankrus – “The Crap” (2009)
If ANYONE ELSE did this song, it wouldn’t be on here. Her vocals on this are BRUTAL. How did the producer ok this?!?! To make matters worse, I hear this at work almost every day!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
37. ODB featuring Macy Gray – “Don’t Go Breaking My Ears” (2004)
When
Courage introduced us to this in 2005, he said this might be the worst song he’s ever heard. I’ve actually heard 36 songs worse than this, but this is still pretty damn bad. Talk about an off key anthem!
36. Iyaz – “(Please Don’t) Replay (This Crap)” (2009)
I first heard this a few months after it came out, and I couldn’t believe how awful it was. It’s auto tuned beyond belief, it’s over processed beyond belief, the dude can’t sing, it’s terrible! Glad he was a one hit wonder, although zero hit wonder would’ve been even better.
35. Shitney Spears – “Private Show” (2016)
As a main artist, this is without a doubt the worst song she’s ever done. Again, who said these vocals were okay?! She sounds like a screeching cat!!!
34. Not Worth 50 Cent – “Just A Lil’ Bit” (2005)
No. Just no.
33. Fetty Wrap – “Crap Queen” (2015)
The first few months this was out, I believed his name was Fetty Wrap and not Fetty Wap. I told people his name sounded like a sandwich and nobody ever corrected me. 😛 Wap, Wrap, doesn’t matter what his name is - he sucks.
32. Fuglie – “Barracuda” (2007)
Not only did Fergie turn this Heart classic into a screamfest where she tries too hard to sound badass, but she has no business covering this song, which was basically Heart’s “f*ck you” to their record label for marketing them as a sexual gimmick, which is exactly what Miss Fuglicious over here is.
31. Fall Out Boy – “Geezerly And Menace” (2017)
What a mess. And to think I loved them when I was a teenager!!
30. I was wrong, it DOES get trashier than “Anaconda”.
29. A song about... condiments?!
28. An incredibly overplayed cover of an early 70s hit.
27. Speaking of incredibly overplayed, this is the epitome of that!
26. Although this flopped, this song’s video unfortunately got a lot of attention when it was out.
25. The Jessie J song
Lisa-Gail > Madonna has been waiting for!
24. I was wrong. I thought Florida Georgia Line’s “Anything Goes” was still to come. Either it already appeared and I forgot or I forgot to put it on the list. Needless to say, this is my most hated country song ever!
23. A 2010 hit known for it’s dance.
22. #1 hit from 2010.
21. The highest song for this group, #1 hit from 2009.