60. Charlene – “I’ve Never Been To Singing Lessons (Because I'm A Geezer)” (1977/1982)Here it is - the song that is arguably the most hated on this board! In fact, the only person on here that I know of who likes this is
Courage. Seriously though, what an awful, awful song. First of all, the title is stupid. "I've Never Been To Me"? Dude, that doesn't make any sense. And what the hell does subtle whoring even mean anyway?! But the worst part of the song is that AWFUL climax around the end, this part right here. Cringeworthy beyond belief:
Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie. A fantasy we create about
people and places as we'd like them to be.
But you know what truth is?
it's that little baby you're holding
it's that man you fought with this morning
the same one you're going to make love with tonight
that's truth, that's love...
WHAT THE HELL DOES ANY OF THAT EVEN MEAN. GOD.
59. William Hung – “She Doesn't Bang” (2004)Why do we give people like him attention.
58. Crappy Rogers – “Lady (Is A Geezer)” (1980)Why do we give people like him attention.
Seriously though, this is one of the most boring songs ever made. How this got to #1 and not "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" or "Tell It Like It Is" is beyond me.
57. Shit Harris – “Sugar Don’t Sing On Key” (1984)Actual artist and title are Sam Harris - "Sugar Don't Bite". This is my most hated song of the 80's. I first heard it back in 2006 when XM wasn't merged with Sirius and they had a "lost hit of the 80's" segment (which I believe they still do now, but they don't dig as deep which sucks. Like how the hell is "Twist Of Fate" by Olivia Newton John a lost hit?!). They played this as a lost hit, and I couldn't believe how awful his vocals were. You have to hear it to believe it. He has this obnoxious falsetto voice that almost sounds like a cartoon character. It's AWFUL. The people who were around on M4B/MSN in 2006 may remember how much I ranted about this, which made it even more surprising when I discovered a - GASP - decent song from him on The Book Club!
In the 1986 Yearbook episode, I played a song of his called "I'd Do It All Again", where his vocals are a hell of a lot more tolerable than in this piece of crap. Never enter my ears again!
56. Boo Reed & Mehtallica – “The View (Of Sucking)” (2011)You know your song is bad when I'd rather listen to THIS:
55. Azealia Skanks – “212” (2011)This song is terrible, her voice sucks, and that line about her c*nt gettin' eaten or whatever is incredibly inappropriate. However, the only thing worse than her music is her shitty, ignorant, racist attitude. I am not going to repost any of the stupid shit she has said on social media, but she has made racist comments about many different races, plus she even once said that bullying "wasn't a big deal." As much as I hate our culture for rewarding bad behavior and celebrating terrible people (I mean, look at our president for crying out loud!), I'm glad they got it right with this one and that this vile, disgusting piece of shit human being never got a big break.
54. Florida Douchebag Line – “This Is How We Suck” (2014)Well no wonder they suck - the "Florida" part of this group is an alumnus from my shitty college and is from Volusia! I'm not a big country music fan but they really did ruin the genre. It's all this cheesy autotuned pop crap now and any authenticity is completely gone. It makes me understand why Taylor Swift ditched the genre, even though her latest album is about as authentic as Beyonce's feminism. I hate all their songs, but there are two songs from them in particular that really stand out to me in shittiness - and this is the first of them.
53. Sicki Garbaj – “(I Am A) Stupid Hoe” (2011)Ladies and gentlemen, this lyrical masterpiece took not one, not two, but THREE songwriters to write. Let's see what these three songwriters have come up with!
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
... I have no words.
52. Sicki Garbaj – “Anaconda” (2014)Her worst song for me. The song/video are both trashy as hell, the "Baby Got Back" sample is cheesy and predictable (in fact I think some people on Pulse joked about it possibly being sampled even before it came out. I wonder what @wife has to say about that
), and the single artwork is one of the most disgusting, inappropriate, and DESPERATE things I have ever seen in my life. SERIOUSLY??? THIS IS WHAT MUSIC HAS COME TO?!
51. Lil’ Payne – “A Milli” (2008)WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
50. A socialite who released this one-off (thank God) single in the early 2010's.
49. Hey look! Another socialite! She's released more music than the one at #50, but this is the only one that was actually a hit.
48. More lyrical poetry from the early 2010's!
47. This is what happens when random rapper and a girl who can't sing sample a late 90's pop/rock hit.
46. A YouTube star who felt the need to
ruin cover this Van Halen classic.
45. A rapper whose claim to fame was... marrying a pop star.
44. A rap song from the early 2000's that has a cult following on the internet, including on here, but this song is much more listenable to me when Richard Cheese sings it.
43. A 2016 album track from one of the biggest albums that year. I believe it was, for some reason, nominated for a Grammy.
42. This 2005 rap hit shares a title with one of the most well-known disco songs.
41. A single from the same album #43 comes from.