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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 21, 2014 2:33:45 GMT -5
I won't defend my other Aussies in these two lists, as yes, they blow more than I do. : So you're apologizing for Helen Reddy too?
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Post by Matt on Apr 21, 2014 11:04:43 GMT -5
I won't defend my other Aussies in these two lists, as yes, they blow more than I do. ol: So you're apologizing for Helen Reddy too? Helen Ready, oh dear lord. Thank God I'm a little too young for her peak-era I believe, so I missed most of her songs. My dad listened to constant Slim Dusty, and that's tragic enough. I won't aplogize too much for Sia. She's a genius
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Post by JessieLou on May 12, 2014 16:19:34 GMT -5
160. Barry Geezerlow – Mandy (Is A Whore) (1975)Ugh, the song that started it all. Boring and geezerly, just like all of his other songs. Only songs from him I don't mind are "Some Kind Of Friend" and the American Bandstand theme. 159. Monkeyface – Cream (1991)Okay, this one is downright disturbing. The last thing I want to hear is a monkey sing about semen. NEXT! 158. Barry Geezerlow – The Geezerly Songs (1981)Actual title is "The Old Songs". Well, at least he isn't in denial. To add insult to injury, Craptain & Tennille also did this one. 157. Big Time Flush - (Throwing My Radio Out The) Windows Down (2012)WHO in their right mind thought it would be a good idea to do an electropop song sampling Blur's "Song 2"? This is a hot mess and it doesn't work at all. On top of that, these guys cannot sing to save their lives. Horrible! 156. Lady "Porn Star Disguised As A Popstar" Gaga – F.L.O.P. (2013)Actual title is "G.U.Y.". I'm sure Julian will want to pull my weave out for this, but here's my deal with Lady Gaga. When she first came out, I liked her. In fact, I charted "Just Dance" in summer 2008 months before it became a big hit because she was getting a lot of exposure on M4B as well as two other boards I was posting on at the time (Pulse and Media Source). She started becoming popular in 2009-2010, which was during the time where I was paying very little attention to pop music in favor of heavy metal, but I still heard about her CONSTANTLY because she was really big during that time, and I got sick of her because I thought she was getting very overexposed and I got over her "weird" image very early on, although I still like both The Fame and The Fame Monster. Then the Born This Way album came out around the time I started paying attention to pop again and my interest in heavy metal started decreasing. I hated most of the songs on that album, I thought they were very messy and I felt like she was becoming very full of herself and cared more about her image than the actual music, which hurt how the two singles from that album that I liked ("The Edge Of Glory" and "Marry The Night") performed on my chart. However, at this point, I now CANNOT STAND HER. First of all, I f*cking hate how all these pop artists are putting out half-assed crap and calling it "art". Shut the f*ck up. Generic EDM that f*cking WILL.I.AM could've done is not "art", you f*cking dipshit. Also, I cannot remember the last time I saw a photo of her with clothes on. Seriously, even Christina Aguilera during her "Dirrty" phase wore more clothes than this skank. When you go out of your way to show people your ass on live television, get naked at concerts, and are even naked on YOUR OWN ALBUM COVER (granted, it's a statue of her, but still), you're more of a porn star to be than a pop star. I'd be able to forgive her if the songs on ARTPOP were strong, but it's honestly one of the worst albums I've ever heard in my life. Literally EVERY song is either about sex, how awesome she is, or both, further showing me that she is more concerned about her image than the actual music. You can show some skin without doing it EVERY CHANCE you get. She's not classy and her music isn't very good in my opinion, especially this song, the way she says "G. U. YYYYYYYY." in the chorus gets on my last nerve. This song is so noisy and doesn't do anything for me, although it's not the worst on the album. In fact, there's several more songs from this ~ARTISTIC~ album still to come! 155. Shitbull featuring Ke$hit – Timber (2014)Tagging Courage for his reaction. HOW in the HELL was this such a huge #1 hit?! While I do applaud Pitbull for not releasing "Give Me Everything Part 492", this song is a f*cking MESS! I'm sorry, but to me country and dance go about as well together as bananas and buffalo sauce (yes, I tried that once. don't judge me). Annoying as shit! 154. Metro Station – (Why Should I) Shake It (When You're Being A Hot Topic Emo Douchebag About It?)(2008)No. Just no. The vocals on this are terrible. Sounds like a 15-year-old kid. 153. Ne-Yo – (Why Should I) Let Me Love You (When You Keep Saying It A MILLION TIMES?!?! WE GET THE PICTURE. GOD.) (2012)I usually don't really have an opinion on Ne-Yo. He's just "there" for me. Don't like him or hate him. However, this song is a total joke. The entire song is him whining "let me love you" a million times! For someone whose known for writing hits for other people, you'd think he would be able to write much more on a piece of paper than "let me love you" (times infinity). 152. Flopford & Sons – I Will Wait (For You To Make A Good Song... Oh Wait! That Isn't Gonna Happen!) (2013)Banjos. BANJOS are in this damn song. WHY?! It's not so much the banjos that bother me but more that these guys CANNOT SING!!! Plus, this album was released for like two seconds and then it won a Grammy. WTF?! I will never understand the love for this band. 151. I'M CHRIS BROWN AND I'M ANGRY! featuring Sluthanna – (Why Should I) Turn Up The Music (When You're Chris Brown And You're Angry?)(2012)I hate the original version of this generic, boring crap. However, I hate the Rihanna version even more because I think the fact that she collaborated with him and got back with him after what he did was absolutely disgusting. However, I will rant about this further later during the appearance of their even worst collaboration - "Birthday Cake". COMING UP:141. This was on the same album as this indie group's biggest hit. This one, however, didn't do as well. 142. "Uhhh... okay... thanks for the Grammy." 143. Kind of a hot One Direction remake? 144. I consider this song from last year a subgenre that I completely made up: pretentious metal. It's a collaboration between a newer metal group and the singer from one of heavy metal's most legendary bands. 145. Back when I did my "Evil Song Of The Week" segment, I kept delaying to spotlight this song for a good month in favor of other crappy songs that were coming out. 146. HOT FABER DRIVE REMAKE! 147. When singer/songwriters turn into ghetto hoes! 148. #1 Hot 100 hit from 2012. 149. Another song from a former Destiny's Child member. I never thought I'd see the day when Michelle Williams became my favorite member of the group. 150. Another song from the most artistic, brilliant album in the whole f*cking world!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on May 12, 2014 23:39:25 GMT -5
Disagreed with "Mandy", "Cream" and "Windows Down".
"Shake It" and "Let Me Love You" are alright.
LOL that the Captain & Tennille also did "The Geezerly Songs" (I know they did "I Write The Songs" though). Easily Manilow's worst.
"G.U.Y." was blah, it flopped for good reason.
"Timber" really needs to GO AWAY! I never really liked it in the first place, but I don't need to hear it every 15 minutes!
Not fussed on Mumford & Sons in general.
Agreed on "Turn Off The Music".
142... Bon Iver "Holocene"? 143... Lady GaGa "You And I"? 144... that Five Finger Death Punch song with Rob Halford? 146... Grouplove "Tongue Tied"? 150... some other Lady GaGa song?
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Post by Courage on May 13, 2014 2:03:15 GMT -5
Pitbullshit and Ke$hit on the same "song." Water boarding would be more pleasant.
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Post by Matt on May 13, 2014 2:29:31 GMT -5
Well, I am charting "G.U.Y" at the moment, so I don't completely hate it. I am a Ne-Yo fan though.
I prefer Homer Simpson's version of "Mandy".
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Post by JessieLou on May 13, 2014 18:15:19 GMT -5
LOL that the Captain & Tennille also did "The Geezerly Songs" (I know they did "I Write The Songs" though). Easily Manilow's worst. lol oops I got those two songs mixed up
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on May 14, 2014 3:51:05 GMT -5
I like Mandy. I always have. Cream is average, as is G.U.Y. I don't know Windows Down or The Old Songs. I quite like Timber, Shake It and I Will Wait. Let Me Love You is okay but nothing special. Turn Up The Music sucks as the original and I don't need to hear a version with Rihanna on it to know it'd be disgraceful. 23 hate 45 like.
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 1, 2014 0:09:58 GMT -5
150. Porn Star Disguised As A Pop Star featuring a shit load of random rappers – Porn ‘N’ More Porn (2013)Actually “Jewels ‘N’ Drugs” by Lady Gaga. I believe the rappers were T.I., Too Short, and Twista, I honestly don’t remember, or give a shit for that matter. This actually had potential to be really hot, but for me it just drags on and on and ONNNN. Tagging Julian since he likes to read my comments about Gaga. 149. Kelly Ho-land featuring Lil’ Payne – (This Song Does Not Give Me) Motivation (Because It Sucks) (2011)Can someone say BORING?! You’re boring! I know I’ve said this before but seriously, what in the f*ck happened to this girl. I used to really like her and now she’s trying so hard to be sexy that it comes across desperate as hell. On top of that, I cannot listen to Lil’ Wayne’s vocals on literally ANY song. It’s like nails on a chalkboard. 148. Rihfund – Diamonds (Are So Pretty And Awesome, Unlike This Piece Of Crap Song) (2012)I know Rihfund isn’t exactly known for her singing, but she sounds even worse than usual on this one! Plus the beat does absolutely nothing for me. The only reason why this was such a huge #1 hit for her was because of the artist’s name. I did like “Stay” and “What Now” from this album, but it’s hard for me to enjoy them because of her terrible attitude towards her fans. Either this skank needs to get her shit together, or retire – or should I say, Rihtire. 147. Sellout Grey featuring Eminem – C’Mon Let Me Record A Crappy Song (2013)Actually “C’Mon Let Me Ride” by Skylar Grey featuring Eminem. This is COMPLETELY sellout-tastic. It’s not sellout-tastic because of the Eminem feature – she’s written and has been featured on songs from Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Fort Minor. It’s sellout-tastic because the song itself is a COMPLETE departure from her other stuff, even the rap songs. She had like a singer/songwriter thing going on and she actually seemed like someone who I would really like, but then she put out this annoying, trashy, random video hoe kind of a song which was totally NOT cool. Fun fact: thanks to this song, she hasn’t even charted for me since “Invisible” in 2011. 146. Grouphate – Tongue Tied (Over How Bad This Song Is) (2012)No. Just no. 145. *sigh* - Gentleman (2013)*sigh* a gentleman? LOL I don’t think so. Sadly, “Hangover” came out after I compiled this list, so for those who wanted me to rant about it you will have to wait until the next time I update this list. But as for this song, it’s awful, the way he says “m*th*rf**k**g gentleman” is absolutely cringeworthy. This guy, to me, has absolutely no talent. 144. Five Finger Douche Punch featuring Rob Halford – Lift Me Up (2013)No. Just no. Could this band be any more pretentious?? They try so hard to be badass but instead look like complete morons! Call me when REAL rock music comes back kthnxbye 143. Wallpaper – (In What Universe Is This Shit The) f*cking Best Song Everrr(?) (2012)False advertisement much? This is NOT the f*cking best song ever. In fact, it’s not even close – it’s complete garbage! 142. Bon “I’m Too Hipster And Cool To Win Grammys” Iver – Holocene (2011)I don’t know what I hate more about this guy – his music, or his pretentious speech at the 2012 Grammys. SO many musicians DREAM of winning a Grammy and he just acted like he was better than everyone who was there. Shut up and be grateful for your damn award. Oh, and this song blows. 141. Foster The Indie Douches – Please Stop (WTF Do Colors On The Walls Have To Do With Anything?) (2011)Ummm… why. Wasn’t one crappy ass song from these overratedheads torture enough? They used to play this one at work all the time and it would drive me insane. Not as much as a certain Enrique Iglesias song about feeling heartbeats, but it was still overplayed nonetheless. NEXT! COMING UP:131. Interesting that this guy named himself after a type of disaster, because that's exactly what this song is. 132. This is what happens when the News aren't around. 133. The monkey yet again failing to spell correctly! 134. Random rapper from 2007. 135. The first appearance from my most hated artist of all-time! 136. The artist who never ages! (No, it's not Pink ) 137. A cover of an 80's hit from one of my favorite heavy metal bands. 138. Flop 2011 single from a producer whose gotten stale and a career-reviving legend. 139. The career-reviving legend is at it again! This time, with a flop 2013 single that also featured an artist who apparently is very fond of Apple Bottom jeans (and boots with the fur). 140. This was released shortly after she was featured on a top five hit on my chart from spring 2012.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 1, 2014 0:18:09 GMT -5
The only ones there I can tolerate are "Diamonds", "Tongue Tied" and "Don't Stop", and even then just in small doses.
Don't know the Lady GaGa or Five Finger Death Punch songs.
I normally like Kelly Rowland, but "Motivation" was BORING! Totally agreed, she could do so much better, and doesn't need idiots like Lil' Wayne to ruin her songs.
"C'mon Let Me Ride" was just dull, and the Queen sample was total sacrilege too.
"Gentleman" was AWFUL. Perhaps even worse than "Gangnam Style"!
That Wallpaper. song was just awful as well.
As for Bon Iver, his music is totally unlistenable to me, as if he tried to make something intentionally hard to listen to like it's ~different~ so that the hipster magazines would cream all over it. Worst indie artist ever.
131... Hurricane Chris "A Bay Bay"? 136... Avril Lavigne "Here's To Never Growing Up"? 138... Timbaland/Pitbull/David Guetta "Pass At Me"? 139... Flo Rida/Pitbull "Can't Believe It"?
133 is Prince but could be any of his songs... "I Would Die 4 U"?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Jul 1, 2014 2:34:53 GMT -5
I don't know the Lady GaGa, Kelly Rowland, Skylar Grey, Five Finger Death Punch or Wallpaper songs, and none of them are things I feel I'd want to hear.
I don't like Diamonds or Gentleman. Gentleman was just pointless and should never have escaped the studio, and while Diamonds is far from my least favourite Rihanna song, it's still not enjoyable for me.
Tongue Tied and Don't Stop (Color On The Walls) are both songs I really enjoy.
Bon Iver sometimes works for me and sometimes doesn't. A lot of the time I find his music pleasant enough but somewhat dull. Holocene kind of fits there. I don't have a problem with it but I couldn't say I liked it. Skinny Love however, I adore. 25 hate, 47 like.
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 1, 2014 21:19:50 GMT -5
140. Neon Bitch – F U Worse (2012)Um… what the hell? I liked her feature on the Gym Class Heroes song, “Ass Back Home”, but this is just ridiculous. F U Betta? Someone needs to learn to spell. How about instead of worrying about f*cking some guy, you take singing lessons and, even more importantly, spelling lessons. 139. Flop Rida featuring Shitbull – Can’t Believe How Shitty This Song Is (2013)Actual title is “Can’t Believe It”, and boy they weren’t kidding with that title. Hitbull may be a career-reviving legend who brought Christina Aguilera back to relevancy, and he may be a Latin American poet with such brilliant lyrics such as “Ask for money, get advice. Ask for advice, get money twice,” but he blows anyway. Flo Rida can have some catchy tunes once in awhile but it’s starting to get stale and predictable, and this song was annoying as all hell. Glad it flopped. 138. Timbaland featuring Shitbull – (Why Should I Let You) Pass At Me (When Your Song Sucks?) (2011)Most of the things I said about “Can’t Believe It” would also apply to this. This was so stale and annoying, and Hitbull didn’t even revive Timbaland’s career or give any brilliant, poetic lyrics! 137. Killswitch Flopgage – Holy Diver (2007)The original version was from the heavy metal band Dio from their 1983 album of the same name, and it was a GREAT song. Even FreakyFlyBry likes it and he’s not into metal. This, however, is a complete screamfest. What a terrible version of a song from one of my favorite artists! Luckily they flopped their way back to Irrelevantville after this. 136. Assvil Skankvigne – What The Hell Is This Crap (2011) Seriously, what else is there left to say about her that I haven’t said already? I thought The Best Damn Thing would be what 0304 was to Jewel, a really poppy album that she just wanted to get off her chest. I didn’t think Avril would CONTINUE acting like a teeny bopper! This song is f*cking awful, never enter my ears again! 135. Slutley Skankrus – (I) Can’t Be Tamed (Because I’m Such A Tacky Whore) (2010)The first appearance from the skank herself! The fact that I consider this one of her less evil songs says a lot because I HATE this. I cannot stand her voice on any type of song, and she tried WAY too hard with that video… although, then again, she tries even harder now than she did four years ago. But I digress. Miley sucks. 134. Jibbs – My Stupid f*cking Chains Hang Low (2007)This song is so bad I couldn’t even think of a good messed-up title for this. What the hell man?! 133. Monkeyface – Sign O’ The Bananas (1987) This song is SO boring. And O’ SERIOUSLY??? You cannot take two seconds of your life to write “of”, it has to be “o” with a damn apostrophe? No wonder kids these days are saying shit like “tomarrow” and “fifty cent”, IT’S ALL THE MONKEY’S FAULT! 132. Huey – Pop, Lock, & Flop It (2007)Ugh, this was very popular at my high school. I didn’t get it. I thought it was annoying as shit, especially the chorus. 131. Hurricane Chris – A Bay Bay (Seriously, HOW Am I Supposed To f*ck With That Title?!) (2007)Another stupid song nobody remembers except the dipshits I used to go to school with in Port Whorange. COMING UP:121. A female rapper doing a song about... herself?! 122. It breaks my heart that this artist is on the list seeing as she's one of my favorite artists of all-time, but a few years ago she put out an album that I found to be VERY beneath her standards. 123. When I first started listening to 70's American Top 40, this was one of the first songs that FreakyFlyBry warned me about. 124. A cover of this song recently made my chart. 125. When geezers go disco! 126. I caused controversy on here around the time this song was out because I said it was demeaning to women. Despite the controversy, and despite the fact that I've grown to like other songs from this group since then, I still stand by my word. 127. When porn stars try to be religious! 128. The title of this song sounds like something that would be on a children's show. 129. Of course this artist would talk about "disco sticks". 130. One of the whiniest ballads of 2002.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jul 1, 2014 21:36:58 GMT -5
Disagreed on "What The Hell", the last Avril song I truly loved aside from "Let Me Go". I thought it was a fun song, sadly her career was already in the downturn by then and I doubt she'll ever recover.
I'll also disagree on "Sign O' The Times", I really like that, showed Prince could do social commentary well.
"F U Betta", "Can't Believe It" and "Can't Be Tamed" were okay, though nothing special.
Didn't like "Pass At Me", and I usually like Timbaland's stuff.
Don't know the Killswitch Engage song.
The other three... I TOTALLY AGREE. Three forgotten random rappers all with pure trash, how the hell did shit like that get pop radio airplay? All among my 40 worst ever.
121... Nicki Minaj "Stupid Hoe"? 122... something from Christina Aguilera's "Bionic"? 123... Morris Albert "Feelings"? 125... Barry Manilow "Copacabana"? 126... Pussycat Dolls "Don't Cha"? 128... Prince "Alphabet St."? 129... Lady GaGa "Love Game"? 130... Enrique Iglesias "Hero"?
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Post by Julian on Jul 1, 2014 21:47:51 GMT -5
127 is Lady Gaga's Judas.
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Post by JessieLou on Jul 1, 2014 23:16:33 GMT -5
Damn you guys are good
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