120. Geezers – You Don’t Bring Me Flowers (Because I Suck) (1978)Actual artists are Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond. Pretty sure this would be WAY higher on
FreakyFlyBry's list, as he hates the song more than I do, which says A LOT because this is pretty F*cking terrible. I mean come on, Streisand and Neil Diamond? That's a recipe for a geezerly nightmare! I think my commentary on this song from December of last year says it all.
1. Barbra Streisand & Neil Diamond - You Don't Bring Me Flowers (3) – OH MY GOD IS THIS A JOKE?
THIS SONG IS BORING AS ALL HELL. THE REASON WHY I DON’T BRING YOU GEEZERS FLOWERS IS BECAUSE YOUR SONGS SUCK! GRACE SLICK GETS FLOWERS. YOU GET NOTHING. EXCEPT A MAJOR RANT FROM JESSIELOU. NOW GO AWAY AND RETIRE YOU OLD HAGS. GOD.
119. Of Monsters And Men – Little Indie Douches (2013)Seriously, what hasn't been said already?? INDIE DOUCHE!
118. The Flopineers – Ho Hey (2012)If indie songs can be half-assed crap, then so can my commentaries on them! Bye.
117. Geoff "I'm A Nutjob Now" Tate - Say U Luv It (When I Act Like A Nut Case)(2012)OH LAWD. THIS guy again. For those who don't know about this douchebag, I'll try to make this as short as possible. Geoff Tate got his start in the early 80's as a member of a great progressive metal band called Queensryche, who are most well-known in the pop world for their early 90's hit "Silent Lucidity", but they have other great songs too... if you're a fan of rock/metal I strongly recommend their 1988 album
Operation: Mindcrime. He also used to be pretty sexy in his day. However, in 2010 Queensryche, who I may remind you again is a
progressive metal band[/i], did a CABARET SHOW!!!! WHAT IN THE F*ck YOU ARE A F*ckING METAL BAND NOT A DAMN BURLESQUE SHOW OMG. GOD. Not only that but he shaved his head and started wearing eyeliner and started showing really bizarre behavior (will explain this further in a sec). Then in 2011 Queensryche put out one of the worst albums EVERRRR,
Dedicated To Chaos, and then in 2012 he went crazy and said his audience at a music festival "sucked" and physically attacked bandmates. He was fired from the band, he sued for the name and the other bandmates won. He was replaced with some other guy and put out a surprisingly decent album last year (you may remember they had a spring 2013 hit on my chart with the appropriately titled "Redemption"). And to think I used to have a crush on this mofo! Soooo embarrassing. Well, what makes things even more embarrassing is that he's still putting out shitty solo music like this. Dude you're like 387 years old and you're a nutjob nobody wants to give you a blowjob omg just STOP omg.
116. Flop.I.Am featuring Jennifer Lopez & Mick Jagger – T.H.E. (The Hardest To Listen To Ever) (2011)The ONLY part in this song I like is the hook, sung by J.Lo. The rest, even Mick Jagger's part, SUCKS. I think Will.I.Am described this song best when he said, "Shit. Feces." (I hate bathroom humor but there was NO way I wasn't gonna mention that! lol)
115. Whack Eyed Peas – PLEASE Stop The Party (When Our Shitty Music Comes On) (2011)OH GOD THESE MOFOS AGAIN??? OMG GO AWAY YOU WHORES. GOD.
114. Half-Assedney Spears featuring Flop.I.Am, Ke$shit, Sicki Garbaj, T.I., Sabi, & Jamie Lynn Spears – Till The World Ends (Remix) / The Big Shitty Bass / (Drop Dead) Ugly / Floppin’ With You / It Should Be Deleted / ‘Til My Career’s Gone / Shit Shit Boom (2011, 2013)First of all, tagging
Julian. I know this isn't Lady Gaga but I KNOW he'll want to see my commentary on this one.
Second of all, I had a difficult time deciding which one I hated the most out of these so I just put them all as one. I'll start by giving individual commentaries on each song:
Till The World Ends (Remix) - Um... the original, while not one of my favorites from her, was just fine. Why did you need Ke$hit and Sicki Garbaj to F*ck it up? Girl bye.
The Big Fat Bass - OH LAWD. Her first Will.I.Am collaboration! Need I say more?
(Drop Dead) Beautiful - This song actually offends me, because of a particular line: "Whoever said that beauty's on the inside is a liar" - seriously? what the hell kind of message does that send to people? Physical beauty isn't EVERYTHING. I've met both attractive people and not-so attractive people who were really nice, and attractive and not-so attractive people who were pieces of shit. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't into looks, but to me a personality is far more important. This lyric was especially offensive to me considering that the
Femme Fatale album came out during a time when my self-esteem and self-image were at an all-time low, and a shallow lyric like that was the last thing I wanted to hear. It's obvious that Britney herself has also had issues with that, and the media always criticizing the way she looks, so the songwriter, as well as Britney herself for agreeing to sing it, should be ashamed of themselves.
Chillin' With You - When it was first confirmed that there would be a duet with Jamie Lynn on
Britney Jean, I was actually looking forward to it. But WOW what a mess with was. What a half-assed, repetitive, crappy song. Also, Britney's vocals on this one are AWFUL.
It Should Be Easy - Um... and how does this sound any different from the other "pop" music out right now? BOOORING. The fact that this was even considered to be a single made me lose respect for Britney.
Til It's Gone - This one was praised a lot on Pulse but to me it sounds no different from the rest of the album/what else is on the charts these days. BOOORING.
Tik Tik Boom - Annoying as shit.
I've ranted about this so many times this year, I'm not going to beat a dead horse, but Britney used to be such a great pop star with fun, catchy, PURE POP songs. Now she just seems so generic and lifeless and BORING and it's actually really sad. You could tell she has no interest in being in the public eye anymore, which would be fine especially since she's a mother, but I just heard that she is working on a new album!! You don't promote your shit, you obviously are uninterested when you do, your new music is half-assed, and you're STILL working on new music?? If she ends up doing the type of music SHE wants to do then that's fine because there's nothing wrong with making music when you enjoy it, but if she's making a product specifically for the charts, then she deserves to flop because she's clearly over it, and the feeling is mutual because myself (and many other fans) are over her.
113. Slutley Skankrus – Fly On The Wall (2008)Um... does that song title even make sense? Why is she singing about, of all the things in the world, a F*cking FLY? Seriously? Between that and Enrique Iglesias singing about ping pong, these pop songwriters are CLEARLY running out of ideas! The saddest part is that this is actually, in my opinion, one of Miley's better songs.
112. Duffy – (Courage's song also titled) Mercy (Is Way Better Than This Crap) (2008)In the spring of 2008, I kept hearing about people talk about an artist named Duffy, and I thought they were talking about Hilary Duff and just giving her a really dumb nickname. Then I listened to this song and wished I WAS listening to Hilary Duff! Dude, this girl CANNOT sing. And to think everyone thought she'd be the big star and Adele would be the nobody. HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU SKANKS?
ADELE > DUFFY. ALWAYS.
111. Enrique Iglesias – I Don't Like It (2010)Terrible song, sick of hearing it every time I go to the mall, but I'm saving my energy for later on when his song "Heartbeat" appears on this list. This one is a masterpiece compared to that crap.
COMING UP:101. A rapper whose only famous for being married to/using one of the biggest pop stars of the 2000's.
102. Core
Courage artist... and no it's not Enya.
103.
Julian recently sent me songs from their newest album that I actually liked... but I still hate their biggest hit with a passion.
104. This group first made my chart in 2005 and has not appeared since 2008... songs like this 2011 hit can explain why.
105. This was on Tipper Gore's Filthy 15 list.
106. Former American Idol contestant who didn't even make the finals.
107. Yet another LEGENDARY, ICONIC, SONG OF THE CENTURY~ from the most artistic album of our time!
Julian108. Not one, not two, but THREE songs from the same group that sound the same - and they all came out in different years too! 2001, 2004, and 2006.
109. A big hit from late 2001 that I just never got.
110. When whispering becomes a hit!