Anything that I write in this thread is based on my own opinion. I am not saying any of my comments are fact, nor am I doing this to intentionally offend anybody. If you like any of the songs that are on here, Iβm not going to make fun of you for it or anything like that, I respect your opinion. My intention of this is just good fun. Now that we got that disclaimer done with, to quote a song that's coming up on this list soon, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
300. The Whoors β Screamfest Blues (1970)Actual title: The Doors - Roadhouse Blues
You know it's a JessieLou's least favorite songs (that's really what the title should be instead of "worst". oops) list when you kick things off with The Doors! I know it's a bit weird that I don't like them considering my love of Jefferson Airplane and the San Francisco scene of the 60's (I also like several Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin tunes), but my disliking of The Doors actually dates back to before Slick-mania. I never liked them and as early as January 2012, I have ranted about them on my countdown show. However, I didn't REALLY start disliking them until around September 2012. I used to have this really bad habit where I had to fall asleep with the TV on, and for some reason I always had it on
That Metal Channel VH1 Classic. One night while I was trying to sleep, they were airing an episode of
Classic Albums on The Doors and I couldn't sleep!! Jim's voice sounded HORRIBLE and I couldn't even tell any song apart. Every song had that annoying organ and everything sounded like "Light My Fire"!! I get that he's the ~American poet~ and shit but HE CAN'T SING!!! Anyway, this song - it sucks, but it had potential to be good. Jim's voice ruined it for me.
299. Eminem β We Made You (Flop Because This Song Sucked) (2009)I've grown to appreciate Eminem more in recent years, but I still don't appreciate this one. That whole
Relapse era was a mess.
298. Freddy Fender β Geezerly Days & Geezerly Nights (1975)Actual title: Freddy Fender - Wasted Days & Wasted Nights
First appearance from a 70's geezer! This SUCKS. How was this such a big hit?? It's BORING! And this got #3 on the 1975 year old? WTF?! And yet "Miracles" didn't make it and "You're No Good" was only #51? WHY? Luckily, since I never even heard of this guy until 2013, I'm going to assume that after the 70's he went back to Irrelevantville.
297. The Whoors β Do Do Do Do Light My Fire / (Why Should I) Break On Through (When You're Being A Screaming Nut About It?) (1967)Actual titles for these Doors songs are "Light My Fire" and "Break On Through".
I seriously cannot tell these two apart so I just counted them as one. WHAT IS WITH THAT ORGAN?? It's ANNOYING. OMG. STOP IT. NOW. STOP PLAYING THAT ORGAN. GOD. When I make fun of The Doors I always sing, "Do do do do Light My Fire", the "do do do do" trying to impersonate the organ.
I will say this though,
Courage made a HILARIOUS remix of "Light My Fire" a few months ago that included clips of me making fun of The Doors.
296. Ting Tings β (I Need To) Shut Up And Let Me Go (2008)First of all, Ting Tings? The hell kind of name is that? Second of all, this song is HORRIBLE. They are HORRIBLE. Just everything about this is HORRIBLE and INDIE. They actually have one song much worse than this though.
295. Avenged Douchebags β Bat Country (2006)What a screamfest. I remember this was huge around the time I was really following the rock charts and I tried SO HARD to like this but it's a f*cking mess.
294. Coldstop β Cocks (2003)Actual: Coldplay - Clocks
This is so boring!! People make Coldplay, particularly this song, out to be the greatest thing ever!! I don't get it. They try WAY too hard to be U2 and fail miserably. I never liked this.
293. Flopstorm β I Get Off (On Halestorm's Music... lolz jk) / Love Bites (And So Does This Band) / Here's To Using Way Too Much f*cking Profanity (2009/2012)Actual: Halestorm - I Get Off / Love Bites (And So Do I) / Here's To Us
I couldn't pick which one I hated the most, so they are all tied. I tried really hard to like "I Get Off", since I always had a soft spot for female rockers, but I just didn't get it. I thought Lzzy Hale had an annoying voice. "Love Bites (And So Do I)" was a HOT MESS and obnoxious cock rock at it's most obnoxious (by the way, I didn't make up the parody title for that one. I took it from someone on Pulse
). "Here's To Us" actually had potential to be a great song, and if I recall correctly it spent like two or three weeks on my chart (it was a huge flop though), but what ruins the song for me is the POINTLESS swearing. You're doing a nice ballad about reminiscing, and you're saying shit like, "If they give you hell, tell them go f*ck themselves." Lzzy, take your own advice hun.
292. Halford β Made Of Crappy Music (2010)Actual: Halford - Made Of Metal
Honestly, I haven't heard this since 2010, but sadly I still remember this very well and it was ANNOYING as SHIT. While I do think I was a bit too harsh on Halford's most famous band (Judas Priest) back in the day, I still do not understand what he was thinking with this album. This and "The Mower" were horrible.
291. The Darkness β I Donβt Believe In A Thing Called Love (Because The Darkness Wrote A Shitty Song About It) (2004)I remember my reaction when I first heard Justin Hawkins sing: lol bye
COMING UP: 290. The first appearance from an artist who everyone and their Mom knows I never liked. Seriously, even my parents bust my chops about this artist.
This song came out 16 years before the year he was singing about.
289. Quite possibly my least favorite song of 1998.
288. Surprisingly, the only appearance for a band that I consider not only one of the most overrated bands of all time, but also the most overrated on this board.
287. A song about the artist who sings 290!
286. A cock rock song... from the early 90's?!
285. Bizarre cover song from 2004.
284. A very bizarre 90's dance song.
283. #1 pop hit from the late 2000's. I believe
Julian also really hates this one.
282. The second song from this artist in this set, the music video for this song featured a very famous supermodel.
281. One of the sluttiest songs EVER. And the remix is sluttier.