280. The Whoors β (Please Do Not) Touch Me (1968)WTF? This sounds like a Christmas song! Who would want to get into the holiday spirit by listening to this crap? Girl bye.
279. Trick Daddy - (Don't Tell Me To) Let's Go (If You're Going To Scream At Me Like A Lunatic About It) (2004)Sometimes rap and rock can merge very, very well (Aerosmith and Run DMC say hello). However, in this case, this song was a MESS. This guy screams like a f*cking lunatic and the "Crazy Train" sample doesn't work well at all. I remember there was an episode of my countdown show from around the time this song first came out
where I read people's Play It Or Trash It posts on the air of this song.278. Ugly Kid Joe β (I Don't Want To Be Your) Neighbor (If It Means You Playing This Crappy Song) (1992)This song is soooo annoying and repetitive. "It's a beautiful day in the NEIGHBOURHOOD!!111" - Stop trying to be Mr. Rogers omg.
277. Jackass - The Lumberjack (Is Not A f*cking Instrument So Stop Giving Me A Headache With It) (1992)This is the other song from Jackyl that I can't stand, "The Lumberjack". For those of you who have never heard this, yes, they actually use the lumberjack as an instrument on this song. It's a MESS. Seriously, every single time I have had to hear this crap, it ends with me getting a headache from the lumberjack noises. Terrible.
276. Parawhore β The Only Sellouts (2010)Oh how the mighty have fallen. Once upon a time, Paramore were one of the biggest groups on my chart. "Misery Business", "Crushcrushcrush", and "That's What You Get" were huge #1 hits on my chart. Then they decided to go indie with their 2009 album,
Brand New Eyes, and record this boring garbage. Their latest album has some really good songs including "Ain't It Fun", which I LOVE, but they have to really impress me again in order for me to stan again. They really lost me with this one. :/
275. The Whoors β (Why Should I) Love Her Madly (When You're Singing Badly About It?) (1971)First of all, this song REALLY blows. Second of all, this song is responsible for my September 2013 outburst.
Unkie and I were coming back from Bath & Body Works, and when I put on the car radio, this came on. You can listen to my reaction below.
https%3A//soundcloud.com/user936717431/jessielou-reacts-to-the-doors274. Nickelwhack β (My) Photograph (Sucks Because Iβm Chad Kroger And Iβm Ugly) / (Not) Savinβ Me (From Having All My Songs Sound The Same) / (Originality Is) Far Away / (How Am I A) Rockstar (When All My Songs Sound The Same?) / If Everyone Cared (All Our Songs Wouldnβt Sound The Same) / When We Sound The Same Together (2005-2006, 2011)One of the most overplayed bands in the history of forever, which is interesting considering I can't tell any of their songs apart! Okay that's not true, they do have some good ones - "How You Remind Me", "Someday", and the one about Dimebag Darrell from Pantera, I forgot the name. @bestintheworld help me out here.
But for the most part, I never liked these guys. I don't think they are as bad as everyone makes them out to be, but all of their songs are so overplayed here you'd think they were from Florida! I know someone on here mentioned Creed - they were also EXTREMELY overplayed here and it wasn't until recently that I have been listening to them again. I always liked "My Sacrifice" and "With Arms Wide Open" but I couldn't listen to them for years because of how sickeningly overplayed they got, and "One Last Breath" got so overplayed I STILL can't listen to it, and I did like that one at some point. But anyway, back to what I was saying, ewww Nickelback.
273. Floprique Iglesias β (Why Should I Be A) Dirty Dancer (For You If You're Making A Shitty Song About It?) (2011)This overrated manwhore has a total of four masterpieces on this list, and this is the first one. This song sounds like pretty much every other song he's done since "I Like It", except what makes this one better than the other two songs from that album that made it ("I Like It" and "Heartbeat") is that I fortunately have not been as exposed to this one as much. For those who are wondering the other song of his that made it, it's "Hero".
272. Assvil Skankvigne β Ho (2007)Actual: Avril Lavigne - Hot
If Paramore are how the mighty have fallen, then Avril is how the mighty have SUPER fallen. Never have I seen an artist go from being one of my favorites, to being one of my most hated 10 years later. I stanned HARD for Avril during her first album. I loved her second one but she was starting to lose me a little bit during that time because that was when she started feuding with everyone and their Mom (Britney Spears, Hilary Duff), and acting like a hypocrite (posing for Maxim after she said she would never do anything like that), which led to the infamous 11-off drop of "Nobody's Home" on my chart. But anyway, back to this song - this is a f*cking MESS. The sad part is, I charted this for, like, two seconds when it was out. Luckily it didn't even go top 30. What dope was I on in 2007?!?!?! She sounds horrible on this song. When she actually acts her age and does some really nice songs, she actually has a pretty voice, but on this song, she sounds like she's a 10 year old girl throwing a temper tantrum because her Mommy won't buy her the latest Barbie doll. Girl bye.
271. Monkeyface β I Would Struggle 2 Spell Properly 4 U (1985)Actual: Prince - I Would Die 4 U
Speaking of people who don't know how to act their age, apparently Prince went back to kindergarten when he wrote this one! You seriously are so lazy to spell three-letter-words "for" and "you", that you have to write "4 U"? What the hell is this, texting? The song itself is not anything special either. It drags on and on.
COMING UP: 270. A huge offender of one of my biggest musical pet peeves (
FreakyFlyBry,
Bebe Reptar, and
Courage might know this as I ranted about it the other day on Skype).
269. I was a big fan of this female R&B singer's debut single, but three years later she released what I believe is one of the sluttiest songs of that year. And in this particular song, she is an offender of the aforementioned pet peeve that I mentioned in my hint for 270!
268. You'd think I would like a song about make-up, but this one didn't sit well with me at all!
267. For those of you who read the 2006 list, you might remember my very questionable fungus title for this song, @wife in particular should know what I'm talking about.
266. A band who previously appeared on here with another song,
Julian hates them more than I do!
265. #1 hit from the 80's.
264. Big rap hit from 2006.
263. A band who broke up around this time last year.
262. Sadly for
Julian, this is by an artist he stans HARD for (and it's not Gaga!)
261. Indie song from an iPod commercial.