230. Not So Great White - Once Crap, Twice Still Crap (1989)Actually called "Once Bitten, Twice Shy" and performed by Great White. As much as I love 80's rock music, I never understood the fascination with this crappy song that goes absolutely nowhere. The singer's voice is super annoying too. I like their songs "Lady Red Light" and "Save Your Love", but other than that I am not a fan at all.
229. Not Chelle Rae β (We're Going To Be Indie Douches) Tonight Tonight (2011)I don't care what anyone says, to me these guys sound indie. I HATED this song from day one and to this day it baffles me why this song by these NOBODIES became such a huge hit. However, this isn't as bad as their follow-up...
228. Not Chelle Rae featuring Old Hag Boyz β I Don't Like It Like That (2011)Actually titled "I Like It Like That" and the featured artist is New Boyz. Like "Tonight Tonight", this one gets on my last nerve and should never go into my ears again.
227. Flop Star Supernova β Be Yourself & Five Other Douchebags (2006)Actually "Be Yourself & Five Other Cliches" by Rock Star Supernova. As much as I hate rehashing an old commentary, my rant about this group from 2011 can't get any more spot-on.
Oh, man. I don't know where to start with this shitty band. JULY 2006 was the time. After the
Rock Star series ruined INXS by adding J.D. Whoretune into the band, I was curious to watch the second season which consisted of Gilby Clarke who played with Guns 'N' Roses and Heart for, like, two seconds, Jason Newsted who played with Metallica after their former bassist Cliff Burton passed away in 1986, and Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, all forming their own supergroup and finding a lead singer. For those who were on here in 2006, you might remember that I went insane over Patrice Pike, the person who SHOULD'VE won the show. She had it all - the powerful, badass rock voice. The gorgeous looks. I don't see the problem here. The only problem was that Gilby, Jason, and Tommy were all douchebags who didn't know what they wanted, so instead Lukas "The Stupid Bastard" Rossi won. I should've known after J.D. I particularly remember one week on the show he did one of my all-time favorite songs, "Celebrity Skin" by Hole, and I made this tombstone.
Anyway, what is the point of all this rambling? The point is, Rockstar Supernova are one of the shittiest excuses for a band I have ever heard, mainly because of the "singer", and I am not surprised whatsoever that they only released one FLOP album. I always hated this song especially. "Be Yourself & Five Other Cliches"? What the hell kind of message is that? WE CAN'T BE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE. GOD.
Also, proof that the finale was rigged - Tommy Lee kissing Lukas!! (this is NOT Photoshopped)
226. Vince Meal β DUIβs & Buffets (2010)Actually titled "Tattoos & Tequila" and sung by Vince Neil from Motley Crue. Eddie Trunk used to play this song a lot on his radio show. It's your typical cock-rock song sung by an old hag who thinks he's still 25. SO glad Crue are retiring, I've heard from many people that Vince's live vocals are horrible now and that song they released a few years ago, "Sex", was baaaad. It barely missed the list though.
225. Neil "King Of Off-Key" Sedaka β Bad Singing (1975)Actually titled "Bad Blood". It was the morning of December 8, 2013. The AT40 show that was airing that Sunday was from I think 1971, so
FreakyFlyBry sent me a show from 1975 to listen to instead. I woke up early that morning feeling sick and half-asleep. I put on the show and decided to lay down in bed while it was on. During the first two songs I was so sleepy I was barely paying attention, and then Casey got to the #38 song, which was this. I was still feeling sleepy, but I instantly woke up once the chorus came on. "BAAAAAHHHHHHAADDDDD BLOOOOOOOOHHHHAADDD!!11" The vocals were TERRIBLE. I remember thinking to myself, "Is he singing off-key? What the hell is wrong with this guy?" and I've gone on and on about how this crapfest is an "off-key anthem" since then. AM I WRONG THOUGH?! HE IS SINGING OFF-KEY!!! WHY DID THIS OFF-KEY ANTHEM GO TO #1 AND A WONDERFUL SONG ABOUT ONLY BELIEVING IN MIRACLES (BABY) HAD TO SETTLE FOR #3?! A few hours later, after the show, I threw up because I was feeling sick, and I told
Unkie that it was because of Neil Sedaka singing off-key. Funny thing is, Fall Out Boy used the term "off-key anthem" in their song with Courtney Love, "Rat A Tat". Although I charted the song I actually never caught that until about a week or two ago, I thought it was a phrase I made up but apparently I copied Fall Out Boy.
How Elton John (who sings background vocals) would agree to put his name on this mess of a song, I don't know. The only reason why this is so low is because ever since all the jokes I've made about this song, I actually find it a little funny now. And yes, I have ranted to my own father about this song. Don't judge me.
224. Crappie Lott β (My Vocals Are) Nasty (2014)Actually by Pixie Lott. Sorry
FreakyFlyBry, I was too lazy to revise this list to include "Selfie". Not only does this song sucks, but compared to Christina Aguilera's version from 2010 (which, by the way, got me second place in one of the rounds of the 2013 M4B Song Contest), this SUPER sucks. She cannot sing to save her life!!! She sounds like she has a cold. She also looks desperate in the video. Prancing around topless covering your boobs with a Chanel bag... yeah totally classy.
223. Gene "Give Me Money" Simmons β Being A Money Whore At The Holiday Inn (1978)Actually titled "Living In Sin At The Holiday Inn", from his 1978 solo album. At one point in the song, there's a phone call conversation, and the girl in that conversation is Cher. Why she would agree to put her name on this crappy ass song, I don't know. Heard it on Eddie Trunk's show a few years ago and thought it was a hot mess. Actually, there is another song on this album that has background vocals from Helen Reddy, but luckily for her, I've never heard it, so she only has four masterpieces still to come instead of five! As for Gene, I believe this is his last appearance, as if I recall correctly, "Beth" missed out.
222. Michael βBar Rockβ Buble β Home (Is Boring, Just Like My Music) (2005)I'm going to let this excerpt from a 2005 MSN conversation do the talking. (I was 12 so cut me slack for the stupidity
)
billcs says:
Moondance
You have just sent a Nudge!
billcs says:
Jessica
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
Who is Michael Buble
Freaky Fly Bry says:
BAR ROCK
billcs says:
No
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
LOL!
billcs says:
Anyone else?
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
WHAT!
Daniel says:
Popular bar staple, that Michael BublΓ©
Freaky Fly Bry says:
he meant the original artist
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
He sings "Moondance", I swear!
billcs says:
Going once...
John: Insert Clever Quote Here just sent you a Nudge!
billcs says:
John
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
oh
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
Who is Van Morrison?
billcs says:
Correct
billcs says:
Score Bryan 3400, John 2600, Jessica -1400
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
2600 now
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
points and laughs
Daniel says:
I rock out to BublΓ© over a beer ALL the time
221. Craptian & Tennille β (Please, Iβm Begging You, Donβt) Do That To Me One More Time (1980)First of all, LOL at the idea of "Muskrat Love" only being #221. Second of all, this is HORRIBLE!!! I've always hated this geezerly borefest. I'd get a divorce too if I released crap like this, although, I gotta say, it's actually not bad in comparison to "Muskrat Hate" which is my least favorite 70's song and will not be appearing on here for awhile.
COMING UP: 211. Indie douche from 10 years ago.
212. This song gave us a very famous phrase that involves cameras.
213. A remake of this song made my chart, but this version, the original, I can't stand.
214. I thought "Native New Yorker" by Odyssey was actually sung by this artist.
215. A Prince song so bad even @wife hates it.
216. When burping goes top 40.
217. @bestintheworld hates this one more than I do!
218. A song named after one of my favorite candies.
219. Casey Kasem NEVER said the title of this song when it charted until the week it dropped off.
220. He wrote a song for Starship.