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Post by JessieLou on Sept 26, 2013 21:10:24 GMT -5
I posted the first episode in the Chit-Chat thread last week. If you missed it, here you go! Inspired by Julian's One Direction fanfiction and Jason's online series that he has been doing since the 90's, I have decided for fun to write my own reality series based on the people who post on here - it is going to be a reality series where 14 board members (and one crazy R&B singer) spend the entire summer together in a house located in New York City, kind of like Jersey Shore except without the douchebags. Since this is going to be a dramatic (and of course comical) reality series, expect lots of unrealistic sex, drugs, rock and roll, and of course, DRAMA! But keep in mind this is all fiction and for fun so don't get offended by any of this please. Click here to read this week's episode - "Welcome To The Jungle"."Welcome To The Jungle" starts with where "Empire State Of Mind" left off, with Chris Brown wrecking the house, breaking stuff, and threatening to attack housemates. While the M4B gang thinks of a way to get him out of the house, one member ends up saving the day in an unexpected way. But who was the one to get Chris out of the house? Meanwhile, Matt sets a goal to sleep with every single M4B housemate (and possibly Chris Brown) before the summer ends, JessieLou gets some sad news from the state of California, and one housemate is caught singing Shania Twain through a hairbrush while wearing a Christina Aguilera wig. This is also the first episode featuring Feelin' X, who didn't appear in the first episode because he "just HAD to see Marina & The Diamonds" the previous night. Other people who I didn't tag: FreakyFlyBry Bebe Reptar Courage @cdennisfan Cody Dan @bestintheworld @xfer J.T.
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Post by Julian on Sept 26, 2013 21:11:54 GMT -5
I love it so far Jess!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 21:58:33 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!!!! jajaajjaja This was even better than the first chapter! jajaja Keep it going! <3
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Post by Cody on Sept 26, 2013 22:32:18 GMT -5
lmao that was fantastic
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 22:35:53 GMT -5
I guess Dan has been keeping his sexual orientation hidden so well all this time <3
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 22:50:17 GMT -5
I guess Dan has been keeping his sexual orientation hidden so well all this time <3 Oh, Stop it, Ari-Pherrari! We have to continue believing Dan is a token str8 male on these boards, please. I think JessieLou's point was that Matt will sleep with anybody and everybody, and that's how he won the WHORE award. Dan, understanding that he had to be just another notch on Matty's well-worn belt, clearly just got it over with. LOL! I guffawed at the "two minutes later" bit, although I'm sure Matty wasn't too happy about that. *giggle* Dan, I still love you and worship you phrom afar, phully understanding that you'll never want me, but adoring you because you enjoy your gay phan base. You're like Enrique Iglesias, but with less of a natural tan.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Sept 26, 2013 23:15:38 GMT -5
Another brilliant episode LOL @ Kanye and Kim suing you for false representation.
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Post by Matt on Sept 26, 2013 23:50:41 GMT -5
Omg I can't get the second page to load, but I hooked up with Dan? *giggle* Second episode in?? And two minutes? Excuse-eh-moi but if I was gunna hook up with a str8-e-180 I'd want it to last! Meanwhile if I do get with everyone in the house, I too may need to scale down the Kinsey Scale when I get to the one who doesn't have a penis. Speaking of, I have googled Chris Brown's, umm, junk (well actually a friend showed me) and I can now see why Rihanna kept going back for more black-eyes.
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 5, 2013 1:14:42 GMT -5
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Post by Matt on Oct 5, 2013 1:51:32 GMT -5
I'm liking that housemates are having crushes on me! Oh hellllllllllllllllllllll no, Julian did NOT just bitch to Dan about me behind me back! Ale-Ajeandro! Love it. I'm not sure how the rest of the house feels about turning into a homo-porno Just because there's so many boys in the house! But it's okay - Brian looks so much like Nicole Scherzinger
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Post by J.T. on Oct 5, 2013 8:44:46 GMT -5
This is definitely better than Days of Our Lives. Oh, the passion and intrigue.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2013 20:01:53 GMT -5
OMG OMG OMG!!! I am ROphLMphAO so hard I can't breathe!!! Dan, Dan, the 2-Minute Man... Sigh... Don't worry, Dan. It'll get better as you bag more boyz, er, gain more experience. OMG, that part about @xfer vs. Ale Alejandro... just cuh-lassic!!!!!!!!!!!! One part I don't get is why Jason is wearing Xtina's wig. If memory serves, wasn't it KelownaGuy who was spotted wearing an Xtina wig and phishnet hose? Of course a lot of what I remember phrom 2004/2005 is a bit phoggy at best...! However, since KelownaGuy posts like once every 3 years (and, no, I'm not judging, since I went 6 years without posting!), I guess Jason gets to pick up the slack. I thoroughly enjoy calling Jason "Travis," but I think Ari prefers it when I call Jason "Earl." I've tried out a phew other names on Jason, but nothing sticks like Earl, Travis, and Jermaine. He's definitely NOT a Tito, Elmer, or Alphonse. Have a phungtastic week, my lovelies!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2013 20:05:30 GMT -5
LOL...this one was hilarious. I like how I do this whole thing with Drag, only to have it turn out that I was so wasted I thought he was Nicole Scherzinger.
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Post by Dan on Oct 8, 2013 12:50:31 GMT -5
I'm liking that housemates are having crushes on me! Oh hellllllllllllllllllllll no, Julian did NOT just bitch to Dan about me behind me back! Ale-Ajeandro! Love it. I'm not sure how the rest of the house feels about turning into a homo-porno Just because there's so many boys in the house! But it's okay - Brian looks so much like Nicole Scherzinger JessieLou better juice it up, it's turning into another re-run of Big Brother UK
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 11, 2013 22:33:10 GMT -5
Click here to read this week's episode - "Unleash The Fury".When @bestintheworld discovers that JessieLou and Julian set fire to his Nickelback CD's as revenge for his increasing anger problem, he starts yelling at the entire house, until Bebe Reptar and Feelin' X convince him to go see a doctor, and of course, his doctor ends up being a VERY familiar face! Meanwhile, the sexual tension between Matt and Julian increases when they plan on pulling a prank on JessieLou - the two end up convincing her that Lita Ford called her and that she was upset about all the attention that JessieLou has been giving Grace Slick. Courage gets very suspicious about his BFF of 12 years, FreakyFlyBry, after discovering a secret Facebook page of a rap fan who looks an awful lot like FreakyFlyBry, named "Ryan Legweak". Other people who I didn't tag: Jason @cdennisfan Cody Dan @xfer J.T.
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