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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Mar 14, 2014 2:56:58 GMT -5
"198. Sade - Smooth Floperator (1985) I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY EVERYONE LOVED THIS SONG. It's boring and bland. And she says "Smooth Operator" about 395 times in this song! WE GET THE PICTURE. THE OPERATOR IS SMOOTH. GOD." My best friend is ALWAYS playing "Dirty Laundry" when I'm over there, as he's a huge Kelly fan. I much prefer "Rose-Colored Glasses" And why you apologising to Dan? She's from MY country, AND I've seen her perform it live, whilst my friends wore "I've got a big banana" shirts Havana Brown is the random skank that Dan had in his signature.
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Post by Matt on Mar 14, 2014 3:08:23 GMT -5
"198. Sade - Smooth Floperator (1985) I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY EVERYONE LOVED THIS SONG. It's boring and bland. And she says "Smooth Operator" about 395 times in this song! WE GET THE PICTURE. THE OPERATOR IS SMOOTH. GOD." My best friend is ALWAYS playing "Dirty Laundry" when I'm over there, as he's a huge Kelly fan. I much prefer "Rose-Colored Glasses" And why you apologising to Dan? She's from MY country, AND I've seen her perform it live, whilst my friends wore "I've got a big banana" shirts Havana Brown is the random skank that Dan had in his signature. Oh, I just thought he wanted to f*ck her.
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Post by JessieLou on Mar 28, 2014 22:09:38 GMT -5
Sorry for the delay, I promise this is the last time I slack off. 190. Bland Lousy Songs - The OW! Song (2002)Actually a song by Black Label Society called "Bleed For Me". I first heard this song on Eddie Trunk's show back in 2009, and the very beginning of this song is the word "OW!" being yelled 16 times in a row. No joke. To add insult to injury, I counted how many times in total the word "OW!" is annoyingly shouted out. "OW!" is said SIXTY-FOUR (64) times in this song!!! Are you KIDDING ME?! Talk about annoying as shit. Zakk Wylde needs to take a shower, stop looking like a hobo, and make great songs like the 80's and early 90's stuff he did with Ozzy again. 189. Willow Smith – (I Don’t Want To) Whip My Hair (Because You’re Making My Ears Bleed With Your Repetitive Crap) (2010)OMG dude you're F*cking 3 years old go play with your Barbies. Terrible song. 188. Jump ‘N’ Saddle – The Crappy Shuffle (1984)Before we had "Gangnam Style" and "Harlem Shake", we had "The Curly Shuffle". Luckily, that song didn't do as well on the charts as GS and HS, but it is a terrible song nonetheless. I remember hearing this on AT40 for the first time in 2007 and literally SCREAMING at FreakyFlyBry, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP??!?!!" and going on and on about it. 187. Soulja Douche - (No, Let's Not) Crank That (2007)Could this beat sound ANY cheaper?! I could've done this song!!! 186. Lionel Bitchie - Truly (I'm Boring) (1982)YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. 185. Chingy – Wrong Thurr (2003)I never liked this song. It's so F*cking annoying. And it was SO overexposed when it was out. I went to a friend's slumber party around the time this came out (I was 10, cut me slack ), and they put on the radio and this came on and everyone was loving it except for me lol. However, what made me draw the line was that shortly after that, the same station played it AGAIN. You know, Florida radio stations, there are OTHER songs that exist. But at least he redeemed himself with "One Call Away" (SO regret not charting that) and "Pullin' Me Back" (which is also good but not as much as OCA). 184. Damn! – Damn! Rap (1983)George Michael trying to rap. Need I say more? Also: 183. Keane – Somewhere Only We Flop (2005)Hey look! More overrated indie crap that everyone on M4B loved except for me. 182. Uncle Krackhead - (Please Don't) Follow Me (2001)HOW did this become such a big hit? It's so bland and UGH!! Cannot STAND this guy OMG. 181. LMFAO – Ugly And I Know It (2011)To quote a 2011 post I made on Media Source, LMFAO at how bad LMFAO are. Seriously, WHY does this exist? Wiggle wiggle wiggle? Who the F*ck writes that shit on a piece of paper? Wow that's POETRY right there. The video is disturbing too. The only redeeming quality about this crap is the funny M&M's commercial where they played this song. COMING UP:171. This artist from the 60's/70's/80's is usually hit-or-miss with me, but this one was a HUGE miss. 172. Another artist from the 70's with a HUGE miss, except in this one's case I don't like any of her songs except for one. 173. I hate early 80's country. 174. A song by... Skid Row?! 175. Speaking of lyrical poetry, it doesn't get more poetic than this 2012 pop song! 176. Just thinking about this 2012 EDM hit gives me a HUGE headache. 177. Wow, lots of 2012 songs! This one is a very repetitive rap track. 178. #1 hit from 2012. 179. Also a #1 hit from 2012. 180. Another 2012 hit, many of you guys, especially FreakyFlyBry and Courage will be shocked at how low this is, but somehow, I find 179 songs to be shittier than this.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Mar 28, 2014 23:16:03 GMT -5
Don't know the #190 song. "Truly", "Sexy And I Know It" and "Somewhere Only We Know" I don't mind. Totally disagreed on "Follow Me", I really like that one still. "Wham Rap" is one of Ewwface's most cringeworthy moments. "The Curly Shuffle" is awful, proof that there were bad novelty songs in the 80's. "Whip My Hair" was extremely irritating, my worst of 2010. TOTALLY agreed on "Crank That" and "Right Thurr". Both unlistenable pieces of trash, still can't believe both were such huge hits! As you know, I hate both A LOT more than you do... both were in my top 5 worst ever. Is 175 "Wish You Were Here" by Avril Lavigne? For the 2012 hits, Fun. or Gotye possibly?
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Post by Matt on Mar 29, 2014 0:51:55 GMT -5
I expect to hear your rendition of Soulja Douche within the next few weeks Jess But yes, terrible song. I didn't mind "Follow Me"'s sweet simple message. We have a commercial here at the moment that makes me laugh.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Mar 29, 2014 1:46:05 GMT -5
I love Somewhere Only We Know, and Follow Me is quite good too. I do agree on Sexy And I Know It and Whip My Hair though, those are terrible. Right Thurr and Crank That are okay if I don't hear them often, and I don't think I know the rest. 19 hate 33 like.
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 9, 2014 14:24:45 GMT -5
Sorry for the delay, I promise this is the last time I slack off. So much for that. Will post the next set tomorrow.
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Post by Courage on Apr 18, 2014 2:12:14 GMT -5
Sorry for the delay, I promise this is the last time I slack off. So much for that. Will post the next set tomorrow. 9 days later...
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 18, 2014 11:40:27 GMT -5
LMFAO. Talk about a FAIL on my part. Sorry guys. Will post in a few minutes!
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 18, 2014 12:20:18 GMT -5
Sorry, last time I slack off, Grace Slick is the queen, etc. 180. *sigh* - Gangnam Style (I Have No Idea How To Mess With That Title) (2012)This is honestly one of the stupidest songs I have ever heard in my life. All it is is this America-hating mofo speaking Korean and randomly saying HEEEEY SEXY LAAADDYYY!!!111 And that DANCE. OMG. All it is is him pretending to be a horse! OMG STOP IT YOU WHORE. GOD. 179. Fun(gus) featuring Flopnelle Monae - We Are Geezers (2012)I will NEVER understand the appeal of this song. I might like it if the singer, Nate Ruess, didn't sound annoying as shit. I gotta say though, I actually don't hate this one THAT much compared to another song of theirs which is still to come. 178. Got Ya featuring Kimbra - Somebody That I Used To Bore (2012)Okay did this song really have to spend 837 weeks at #1 on the Globalchart? This song is BOOOORINGGGG!!! And Got Ya CANNOT SING!!! What is the appeal of this song?? The only good thing I have to say about this song is this: and this: and this: 177. Tyga - Repetitive City (2012)Rack city bitch. Rack rack city bitch. That is the whole song. SERIOUSLY??? THINK OF OTHER LYRICS YOU MOFO. GOD. 176. David "All My Crap Sounds The Same" Guetta featuring Shitia – Shitanium (2012)This had potential to be a good song, but three things stopped it. 1) Sia can't sing. 2) David Guetta can't produce anything different from his previous work. And most importantly: 3. SIA'S SHOUTING IN THE CHORUS!!!! I AM TITAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!11 THAT SHIT GIVES ME THE BIGGEST HEADACHE EVER OMG JUST STOP YOU WHORE OMG. Just HORRIBLE!!!!! 175. Pink the 32-year-old-teenager* - I HAD A SHIT DAY!!111 (2012)Actually titled "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)". Okay, seriously, what the f*ck? This chick is in her 30's and is pretentiously swearing every chance she gets. I was able to forgive her for "f*ckin' Perfect" since I liked the song (although I think it's ridiculous that she had to use that word in what was otherwise a nice ballad about her daughter), but this song is a MESS. The music itself is horrible, but what makes this one even worse is the OH-SO-POETIC lyrics. "I had a shit day. You had a shit day. We had a shit day." What are you, 12?! GROW UP! *Yes, I know she's 34 now. But I got too used to calling her the 32-year-old teenager. 174. Skid Row - I Remember When This Was A Great Song, Why The f*ck Did They Cover It 14 Years Later? (2003)Horrible cover of the Skid Row classic "I Remember You" with talentless new single Johnny Sollinger. NEXT! 173. Willie Nelson – (No, You Are Not) Always On My Mind (1982)Never liked this overrated geezer. Give me the Pet Shop Boys version over this borefest any day! 172. Barbra Streisand - Geezer In Love (1980)I might be a 70's whore now, but I still have my limits, and I draw the LINE at Streisand! You're boring! 171. Diana Ross - (My) Muscles (Are Fake And Ugly Because This Song Sucks) (1982)I like several Diana Ross and Supremes songs, but this is just crap. Lame attempt at being sexy.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 18, 2014 12:33:16 GMT -5
Totally agreed with "Gangnam Style" and "Rack City". Both absolutely horrible. Don't remember the Skid Row cover of their own song. I normally like Diana Ross, but "Muscles" was awful. I'm surprised "We Are Young" and "Somebody That I Used To Know" are that low! I don't mind either but not huge on them. I do think that "Some Nights" is the other Fun. song still to come. "Titanium" is okay, but was very overplayed and overrated when it was out. "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)" was okay but disappointing for her standards. I actually like "Woman In Love" and I blame the Bee Gees for making a Streisand song decent. "Always On My Mind" is okay, but I think the Pet Shop Boys, and possibly also Elvis, did it better.
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Post by JessieLou on Apr 18, 2014 12:52:15 GMT -5
170. Plain White Borefests – Hey There Delilah (2007)No. Just no. How did this boring indie crap go to #1?! Girl bye. 169. Kid Flop – (I Want To Not Hear This Crap) All Summer Long (2008)Okay seriously, is there anyone other than @bestintheworld who likes this song? I remember in the summer of 2008, everyone and their Mom was making fun of this song on Media Source. For good reason though! This is awful. I never liked Kid Rock except for "Picture" and even that I'm not crazy about anymore due to overplay. Plus, this samples two classic rock songs that I HATE - Warren Zevon's "Werewolves Of London", and Lynrd Skynrd's "Sweet Home Alabama"... I don't hate WOL enough to put it on this list, but SHA came VERY close. Cannot stand Lynyrd Skynrd!!! Back to Kid Rock though - Sorry @bestintheworld, I love ya brotha, but this guy blows. NEXT! 168. Rupert Holmes – (I Need To) Escape (From The Pina Colada Song) (1979)Pina Coladas are nasty, just like this song. GO AWAY AND RETIRE YOU OLD HAG 167. Willie Nelson – On The Geezerly Road Again (1980)Oh God, HIM again! This is so awful OMG. You're another one who needs to retire! 166. Rupert Holmes – Him (1980)"Him. HIM. HIM! What she gonna do about HIM?!?! Me. ME. ME!!!11" Those are seriously lyrics to this song. This is not a good song. I didn't think this guy could possibly out-shitty "Pina Colada", but he found a way to. 165. Coldstop – Viva La Vida (2008)I will never understand why everyone praises this song. It's BORING CRAP that goes ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING!!!!1111 164. Coldstop – Fix This Song (2005)See my comments for #165. CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING!!!!1111 163. The Noiseheads - B.Y.O.F. (Bring Your Own Fungus) (2005)Actually "B.Y.O.B." by System Of A Down. I remember around the time this song first came out, FreakyFlyBry was telling me that this band was horrible, but I didn't know any songs from them at the time. I found out they were going to be musical guests on Saturday Night Live, and tuned in to see what all the fuss was about. I remember as they were performing this, I thought to myself, "Wow, these guys are noiseheads!" - and that is how the nickname began. Yeah, I love a lot of heavy music, but this screamo crap is where I draw the line. Horrible song. The only version of this song that I like is my two-minute, sped up radio edit that gets cut off by the Speakonia guy saying. "Ewww. It's The Noiseheads. Turn that crap off!" I'd post it here but I don't want this board shut down for copyright infringement. 162. Helen Not-Reddy – (I Want This Song To) Leave Me Alone (WTF Does A Ruby Red Dress Have To Do With Anything?) (1974)Actual title is "Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress)". What a ruby red dress has to do with leaving someone alone, I don't know. Although this is not as famous as her three #1 hits (all three of which previously appeared on here), this is actually my least favorite song of hers. It's ANNOYING and REPETITIVE. She must say "leave me alone" about 762 times in this song. "Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone" - GLADLY! 161. Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias – To All The Geezers Who Sing These Songs (1984)I really wish I could say I thought of that title, but this one was FreakyFlyBry's creation. The actual title of this song is "To All The Girls I've Loved Before". I would hate to be a girl whose been loved by one of these geezers before, because first of all they're geezers, and also THIS IS THE SONG YOU'RE DEDICATING TO US? WHAT THE f*ck?! Could you get any more BORING and PATHETIC with this?! This guy, Julio Iglesias, is apparently Enrique's son, which explains a lot - his son has a bunch of crapfests still to come including a particular track from 2010 that I hear at work WAY too much!!! COMING UP:151. I'M CHRIS BROWN AND I'M ANGRY! I HAVE ANGER ISSUES! I'M GONNA f*ck SOMEONE UP RIGHT NOW! 152. When banjos go indie. 153. HOT MARIO REMAKE! 154. Hot Topic douchebags from 2008. 155. Apparently I lied when I said that Pixie Lott's "Nasty" was the only 2014 song on the list. There's actually two others, with this being one of them. A #1 hit featuring two of Courage's favorite artists! 156. A current single from what I consider one of the worst albums of all-time. 157. When Blur goes shitty. 158. Geezerly crap from the early 80's. 159. IN THE WHITE ROOOOOOOOM WITH BLACK CURRRRTAAAINNSSS NEAR THE STATIOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 160. Same geezer as #158 only this one is from the 70's.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Apr 18, 2014 13:09:45 GMT -5
Totally agreed on "B.Y.O.B." Easily their worst.
Also agreed on Helen Reddy and Julio Iglesias/Willie Nelson. (Actually, Julio is Enrique's father. But he still can't sing in English.) Speaking of Willie, "On The Road Again" is meh too.
"All Summer Long" was okay when it first came out, but I'm over it now. Give me the originals it sampled any day.
I like the Rupert Holmes and Coldplay songs. Same with "Hey There Delilah", but I see why you hate it.
152 must be Mumford & Sons.
153 - Ne-Yo "Let Me Love You"?
155 - Pitbull/Kesha "Timber"?
159 - Prince "Cream"?
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Apr 19, 2014 2:52:01 GMT -5
180-171: Psy I kind of like a little but I got sick of it. I won't count it for my count. I will count We Are Young though because Fun are great and I love that song. Some Nights is even more amazing, so I hope that's not the one that is higher though I expect it will be. The Globalchart is such a flop only keeping STIUTK on top for 837 weeks when I had it there for 842. But yeah, obviously I love that one; if I were doing a best songs of all time list, it'd be at least 150 places higher than it is on your list here. Rack City is terrible. Titanium I like, but I preferred their She Wolf. Blow Me (One Last Kiss) is reasonably decent, though I agree it's immature and her swearing is ridiculous. Willie Nelson is decent, and I don't know the Skid Row cover, nor the Barbra or Diana songs. 20 hate 37 like. 170-161: I love Hey There Delilah. I hate All Summer Long, what a piece of crap! The Pina Colada Song is indeed stupid, but I really like it anyway. Willie Nelson is okay. I don't know Him. Viva La Vida is amazing; I adore it. Their best. Fix You is lovely too.I hate System Of A Down also and did think they might be a band you liked so I'm pleased we agree there. I don't know the remaining two. 22 hate 41 like.
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Post by Matt on Apr 21, 2014 2:04:58 GMT -5
Gotye's song was only HUGE because everyone and their dog could relate to it. He had a popular Indie following until the masses (especially the US!) decided they liked this particular song. If you ever hear his albums, he experiments with so many different sounds (like cowbells, sticks...anything he can find around the family farm, which is why the Indieheads are pissed off with him for releasing this single, as it's made him huge and got him a Grammy award) I won't defend my other Aussies in these two lists, as yes, they blow more than I do.
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