200. Lilβ Nomeo β My Baby (Is A Whore) (2001)As if Lil' Bow Wow wasn't annoying enough back then, they had to give us ANOTHER kid rapper. They used to play this one on Nick all the time. I HATED it! I also remember he did a really bad version of "Parents Just Don't Understand" with 3LW and someone else. Not entirely sure why I didn't put that on here, but oh well.
199. Lionel Bitchie - Goodbye (1984)Actually called "Hello", but "Goodbye" is actually a more fitting title seeing as that's what I want this song to do. Wait does that make sense?
Meh, if it doesn't it does now.
198. Sade - Smooth Floperator (1985)I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY EVERYONE LOVED THIS SONG. It's boring and bland. And she says "Smooth Operator" about 395 times in this song! WE GET THE PICTURE. THE OPERATOR IS SMOOTH. GOD.
197. Kelly Hoeland β (What) Dirty Laundry? (I Never Wear Clothes!) (2013)I don't know what happened to this girl. I thought she was so cool in Destiny's Child and during the beginning of her solo career with "Dilemma" and the incredibly underrated "Stole". Then all of a sudden in about 2011 she became a skanky attention whore. She compared getting a boob job to brushing your teeth. She looks like a porn star on the album cover to this album,
Talk A Good Game, and this song has some of the most laughable lyrics I've ever heard. I feel bad for her since it's about being second to Beyonce' and she also mentions an abusive relationship that she was in, but I feel like a 14-year-old wrote this for her - "While my sister was on stage, killing it like a motherf*cker, I was enraged, feeling it like a motherf*cker" - okay, who rhymes "motherf*cker" with "motherf*cker"?!
Oh, and there's this piece of poetry right here - "Forget the records, off the record, I was going through some bullshit, Post Survivor, she on fire, who wanna hear my bullshit? Meanwhile this n*gga putting his hands on me, I swear yβall donβt know the half of this industry" - you know, you CAN get your point across without swearing every two seconds.
Just another ploy for attention.
196. Fuglie - A Little Party Never Killed Nobody (Until This Song Came Out, Then It Killed Everybody) (2013)I'm too lazy to go into the whole story as to how Fergie got on my shit list in 2011, but if you were in my life in 2011 you probably know already.
These days I don't really have an opinion on her, I don't really care, but supposedly she is releasing a new solo album this year and I'll give the new single a legit chance, like I did with this song from
The Great Gatsby, but even when I'm nice to her she ends up on my worst songs list.
This is a MESS. It sounds like 20's music mixed in with hip hop and it just doesn't work at all. It's all over the place. NEXT!
195. Helen Not-Reddy β Angie Baby (Is A Whore) (1974)OMG NO NOT THIS SONG. This is SO BAD OMG. It's boring and geezerly and somehow IT WAS A #1 HIT!!! Around this same time, JAMS like America's "Tin Man" and B.T. Express's "Do It 'Til You're Satisfied" had to settle for #4 and #2 respectively, and THIS went to #1?! WHORES!!!
194. Helen Not-Reddy β Flopta Dawn (1973)193. Fun(gus) β (No, Let's Not) Carry On (2013)I hate this song, but compared to their other two masterpieces this one actually isn't so bad. I still find it annoying though.
192. Blanda Del Rey β (My) Video Games (Suck Because I'm Listening To This Indie Whore) / Born To Flop / (I Have A) Dark Paradise (From Listening To This Crap) / (I Have) Summertime Sadness (Because I Make Boring Ass Songs Like This) (2013)Okay, this is actually a serious question - WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS GIRL?! Her vocals are horrible, she sounds bored to death on every song (although I don't really blame her, I'd be bored too if I recorded crappy songs like these!), and every song it sounds like a funeral. It's depressing. I don't think she's great at all. I think she's gorgeous but that's pretty much the only nice thing I have to say about her. I don't get it.
191. Havana "Random Skank" Brown - Small Banana (2013)Actually titled "Big Banana". This is your typical generic electropop but the cringeworthy lyrics make this extra worse for me. Sorry
Dan.
COMING UP:181. This song was recently featured in a commercial for M&M's.
182. Hot AC hit from 2001. I believe this was a running joke about this song on the R&R boards but I can't remember what the joke was.
183. Indie from early 2005.
184. When George Michael tries to rap.
185. I heard this TWICE at a friend's slumber party around the time this song was out.
186. An artist who appeared in this recent set.
187. When rappers record their music through Goldwave.
188. Novelty song from the 80's.
189. When 11-year-old girls try to be Rihanna.
190. OW! x64