Post by MIKEB on Jan 18, 2006 1:18:23 GMT -5
I'm gonna post my comments that I included from my website just because I want comments and replies to this topic! LOL!!!
#20 Lindsay Lohan; Over
K, so Lindsay Lohan, what exactly is she supposed to be? Is she an actress turned singer? Why is she a singer? Just to get more money? Does she write her own stuff? I think she's probably on a lower level than Hilary Duff because she's trying to appeal to fans of Avril and that doesn't work. At least Hilary has her own target audience... somewhat. And this songs rips off of Roxette's 'It Must Have Been Love'!
#19 Simple Plan; Welcome To My Life
I was never a fan of Simple Plan. The only song that I would consider to be at least somewhat decent was the acoustic version of 'Perfect', other than that all of their songs are annoying and whiny and this one is one of them that was always on the radio in the early part of this year. I think this guy is alittle too old to be whining about how crappy his life is like a 14-year-old. You're not 14 and you ARE old enough to get a job so go get one and get over it!
#18 Destiny's Child; Girl
Destiny's Child haven't been in my good books since about 2001, and since my music tastes have changed a lot since then they'll prolly never get back in them. Their latest group of songs are really not good at all! I did like 'Girl' at first, probably because of Michelle's vocals in the second verse, I just thought they were classy but other than that, this song is pretty stupid sounding. "I'm your girl, you're my girl, we are girls". umm... ok....
#17 John Mayer; Daughters
I like John Mayer. I do! I also like that this song was nominated for some Grammy's early in 2005. It's good that an underplayed, basically unknown song could still do that. It's too bad it went from being underplayed to overplayed when it is far from his best song. It's actually quite boring when you think about it. I'm sure his song wouldn't be here if it wasn't always on the radio and I just got really annoyed with it and now his label is probably going to milk the song for as far as they can since a certain demographic of girls adore this sort of song. Boo! It's also on his latest CD where he is the John Mayer Trio. Hmm....
#16 Usher and Alicia Keys; My Boo
I put this song on last year's list too and here it is again because it still sucks. What did Alicia do to deserve her appearance on such a stupid song. Mmmhmm... yeah, my boo. So should be feel insulted that Usher is calling her her snot?
#15 Eminem; Mockingbird
Eminem is trying WAY too hard in this song to come off as an emotional, loving, poetic father and it's LAME. The words don't fit into the lines so he raps them in such a way so that they do fit but it sounds stupid and forced and I'm disappointed in this song.
#14 Bon Jovi; Have A Nice Day
I'm not sure why Bon Jovi felt the need to redo an already subpar song and make it even less interesting and less original and more cliché than anything they've ever done before. 'It's My Life part 45'? Probably. They haven't done anything relevant since 1994.
#13 Jennifer Lopez featuring Fat Joe; Hold You Down
I've been hating on Jennifer Lopez for over two years now. I finally realized that she's done nothing to contribute to the music scene since she started doing those stupid remixes with rappers that weren't even remixes, they were completely different songs altogether. She cheated the system and forced Billboard to create a new rule for their airplay charts just because of her. Whatever, this song is almost as bad as her crappy 'I'm Glad'. Don't get me started on the suckiness of 'I'm Glad'.
#12 David Banner; Play
So is it now some sort of contest to see who can record the most disgustingly obscene sex song and get it played on the radio enough times for it to make the Top 10 in American airplay? That seems to be the only reason why this song exists is to some sort of win a bet or something. Well, David Banner won. This song is the stupidest most vile thing released this year. There's no point at all to this song other than to come off as some sort of sex-crazed-lunatic. I'm all for open-mindedness in today's society but some things should be kept to themselves in certain contexts. I just wonder how this crap was even edited to be appropriate for radio? The only reason why this song isn't higher on my craplist is because I only heard it twice.
#11 3 Doors Down; Let Me Go
What happened, 3DD? You guys used to be fairly decent. 'Kryptonite' was an awesome song and 'Loser' was great too! But since the second album you got all soft rock and now all your songs literally sound the same and that's not a good thing. If you make one song that sounds dull and boring, there's no excuse to do it over and over again... although I suppose if people are suckered into it then maybe I'M the one that's wrong...
#10 Eminem; Like Toy Soldiers
What are the odds that Eminem could suck, in my book, twice in one year? Not very high but 2005 was the year he did. 'Like Toy Soldiers' is annoyingly long as he just goes on and on about some rapping feud that no one really cares that much about. The drumming would work if it wasn't used for the entire song so after two listens of this song, there's really no need to hear it again. It's like reading a magazine article over and over again while your 5-year-old nephew bangs on his toy drum as you read while your CD player is playing the 'Toy Soldiers' song on repat while everything else is going on.
#9 Nelly; N Dey Say
This song was alright at first until I realized that the idea behind the song is overused and not original in the least anymore. I'm almost positive even Nelly has recorded a few songs with this in mind before. Secondly, the sample is overused and in the case of this song, is pretty much the entire basis of the song. Thirdly, the title is dumb.
#8 Simple Plan; Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?)
Another whiny song from Simple Plan. Jeez, these guys won't seem to give it a rest. They're complaining again about their hard teenage-like lives only this time they've backtracked and they're questioning why it's happening to them. Well, maybe because you guys are still emotionally immature and should go back to junior high and see how real teens are dealing with whatever you're complaining about? And why is it called 'Untitled' but then they give it a title?
#7 Akon; Lonely
I'm not even going to touch this....
#6 Ashlee Simpson; LaLa
So Ashlee was credited as the most original songwriter of the 2000s so far... umm, no. No she wasn't but wouldn't that be hilarious? You make me wanna la la! How embarrassing is it of someone to screw up on stage in front of an audience of millions due to LIP SYNCING, something even she FAILED at, only to release a song as stupid as this?! LOL!!!
#5 Lifehouse; You And Me
Voted the most dull, lifeless song of the year by me. God, can this song get anymore boring? Gee-whiz! It's like listening to an already slow song but the tempo is turned down another 75% so it just drags on and on and on... and radio had to play it constantly for the length of time a woman can conceive and give birth! That's TOO long!
#4 Destiny's Child; Lose Your Breath
I think I voted this worst song of 2004 but alas, it's here again because I still heard it enough in 2005 and it continued to suck badly! Horrible, horrible song!
#3 Shawn Desman; Red Hair
It's nice to know Shawn Desman is still sucking as bad as he ever was. He released another CD of dump in 2005 and had a few songs from it make the radio. The second single was 'Red Hair' and it has its catchy moments but still a stupid sounding song from this useless no-name no-talent non-singer. I don't know who allowed him back into the music scene but he needs to go the way of Milli Vanilli and where Ashlee Simpson is headed...
#2 Shawn Desman; Let's Go
Wow! Two piles of poop by Shawn Desman in the Top 3! That's pretty bad! Quite the achievement there! This song is his lame attempt at creating a 'Yeah!' but he failed miserably because of one thing.... he sucks monkey bums!
#1 Jennifer Lopez; Get Right
So many things are wrong with this song! First thing, Jennifer Lopez is singing and we all know how crappy a "singer" she is. Secondly, those damn annoying horns! WHO in their right mind would listen to the final take/finished product of this song and say "yeah! Let's release this song right now!" Who? Unless they were actually trying to ruin her career, they're complete idiots that should be fired! Like, wow! What an annoying stupid song! I was amazed when I heard it because of how STUPID it was! I couldn't believe that even J-Lo could release something as bad as this! Well, she won anyway! Worst song of 2005!
---rest of the best of 2005: www.geocities.com/themaxonline
#20 Lindsay Lohan; Over
K, so Lindsay Lohan, what exactly is she supposed to be? Is she an actress turned singer? Why is she a singer? Just to get more money? Does she write her own stuff? I think she's probably on a lower level than Hilary Duff because she's trying to appeal to fans of Avril and that doesn't work. At least Hilary has her own target audience... somewhat. And this songs rips off of Roxette's 'It Must Have Been Love'!
#19 Simple Plan; Welcome To My Life
I was never a fan of Simple Plan. The only song that I would consider to be at least somewhat decent was the acoustic version of 'Perfect', other than that all of their songs are annoying and whiny and this one is one of them that was always on the radio in the early part of this year. I think this guy is alittle too old to be whining about how crappy his life is like a 14-year-old. You're not 14 and you ARE old enough to get a job so go get one and get over it!
#18 Destiny's Child; Girl
Destiny's Child haven't been in my good books since about 2001, and since my music tastes have changed a lot since then they'll prolly never get back in them. Their latest group of songs are really not good at all! I did like 'Girl' at first, probably because of Michelle's vocals in the second verse, I just thought they were classy but other than that, this song is pretty stupid sounding. "I'm your girl, you're my girl, we are girls". umm... ok....
#17 John Mayer; Daughters
I like John Mayer. I do! I also like that this song was nominated for some Grammy's early in 2005. It's good that an underplayed, basically unknown song could still do that. It's too bad it went from being underplayed to overplayed when it is far from his best song. It's actually quite boring when you think about it. I'm sure his song wouldn't be here if it wasn't always on the radio and I just got really annoyed with it and now his label is probably going to milk the song for as far as they can since a certain demographic of girls adore this sort of song. Boo! It's also on his latest CD where he is the John Mayer Trio. Hmm....
#16 Usher and Alicia Keys; My Boo
I put this song on last year's list too and here it is again because it still sucks. What did Alicia do to deserve her appearance on such a stupid song. Mmmhmm... yeah, my boo. So should be feel insulted that Usher is calling her her snot?
#15 Eminem; Mockingbird
Eminem is trying WAY too hard in this song to come off as an emotional, loving, poetic father and it's LAME. The words don't fit into the lines so he raps them in such a way so that they do fit but it sounds stupid and forced and I'm disappointed in this song.
#14 Bon Jovi; Have A Nice Day
I'm not sure why Bon Jovi felt the need to redo an already subpar song and make it even less interesting and less original and more cliché than anything they've ever done before. 'It's My Life part 45'? Probably. They haven't done anything relevant since 1994.
#13 Jennifer Lopez featuring Fat Joe; Hold You Down
I've been hating on Jennifer Lopez for over two years now. I finally realized that she's done nothing to contribute to the music scene since she started doing those stupid remixes with rappers that weren't even remixes, they were completely different songs altogether. She cheated the system and forced Billboard to create a new rule for their airplay charts just because of her. Whatever, this song is almost as bad as her crappy 'I'm Glad'. Don't get me started on the suckiness of 'I'm Glad'.
#12 David Banner; Play
So is it now some sort of contest to see who can record the most disgustingly obscene sex song and get it played on the radio enough times for it to make the Top 10 in American airplay? That seems to be the only reason why this song exists is to some sort of win a bet or something. Well, David Banner won. This song is the stupidest most vile thing released this year. There's no point at all to this song other than to come off as some sort of sex-crazed-lunatic. I'm all for open-mindedness in today's society but some things should be kept to themselves in certain contexts. I just wonder how this crap was even edited to be appropriate for radio? The only reason why this song isn't higher on my craplist is because I only heard it twice.
#11 3 Doors Down; Let Me Go
What happened, 3DD? You guys used to be fairly decent. 'Kryptonite' was an awesome song and 'Loser' was great too! But since the second album you got all soft rock and now all your songs literally sound the same and that's not a good thing. If you make one song that sounds dull and boring, there's no excuse to do it over and over again... although I suppose if people are suckered into it then maybe I'M the one that's wrong...
#10 Eminem; Like Toy Soldiers
What are the odds that Eminem could suck, in my book, twice in one year? Not very high but 2005 was the year he did. 'Like Toy Soldiers' is annoyingly long as he just goes on and on about some rapping feud that no one really cares that much about. The drumming would work if it wasn't used for the entire song so after two listens of this song, there's really no need to hear it again. It's like reading a magazine article over and over again while your 5-year-old nephew bangs on his toy drum as you read while your CD player is playing the 'Toy Soldiers' song on repat while everything else is going on.
#9 Nelly; N Dey Say
This song was alright at first until I realized that the idea behind the song is overused and not original in the least anymore. I'm almost positive even Nelly has recorded a few songs with this in mind before. Secondly, the sample is overused and in the case of this song, is pretty much the entire basis of the song. Thirdly, the title is dumb.
#8 Simple Plan; Untitled (How Could This Happen To Me?)
Another whiny song from Simple Plan. Jeez, these guys won't seem to give it a rest. They're complaining again about their hard teenage-like lives only this time they've backtracked and they're questioning why it's happening to them. Well, maybe because you guys are still emotionally immature and should go back to junior high and see how real teens are dealing with whatever you're complaining about? And why is it called 'Untitled' but then they give it a title?
#7 Akon; Lonely
I'm not even going to touch this....
#6 Ashlee Simpson; LaLa
So Ashlee was credited as the most original songwriter of the 2000s so far... umm, no. No she wasn't but wouldn't that be hilarious? You make me wanna la la! How embarrassing is it of someone to screw up on stage in front of an audience of millions due to LIP SYNCING, something even she FAILED at, only to release a song as stupid as this?! LOL!!!
#5 Lifehouse; You And Me
Voted the most dull, lifeless song of the year by me. God, can this song get anymore boring? Gee-whiz! It's like listening to an already slow song but the tempo is turned down another 75% so it just drags on and on and on... and radio had to play it constantly for the length of time a woman can conceive and give birth! That's TOO long!
#4 Destiny's Child; Lose Your Breath
I think I voted this worst song of 2004 but alas, it's here again because I still heard it enough in 2005 and it continued to suck badly! Horrible, horrible song!
#3 Shawn Desman; Red Hair
It's nice to know Shawn Desman is still sucking as bad as he ever was. He released another CD of dump in 2005 and had a few songs from it make the radio. The second single was 'Red Hair' and it has its catchy moments but still a stupid sounding song from this useless no-name no-talent non-singer. I don't know who allowed him back into the music scene but he needs to go the way of Milli Vanilli and where Ashlee Simpson is headed...
#2 Shawn Desman; Let's Go
Wow! Two piles of poop by Shawn Desman in the Top 3! That's pretty bad! Quite the achievement there! This song is his lame attempt at creating a 'Yeah!' but he failed miserably because of one thing.... he sucks monkey bums!
#1 Jennifer Lopez; Get Right
So many things are wrong with this song! First thing, Jennifer Lopez is singing and we all know how crappy a "singer" she is. Secondly, those damn annoying horns! WHO in their right mind would listen to the final take/finished product of this song and say "yeah! Let's release this song right now!" Who? Unless they were actually trying to ruin her career, they're complete idiots that should be fired! Like, wow! What an annoying stupid song! I was amazed when I heard it because of how STUPID it was! I couldn't believe that even J-Lo could release something as bad as this! Well, she won anyway! Worst song of 2005!
---rest of the best of 2005: www.geocities.com/themaxonline