Post by JessieLou on Nov 25, 2023 18:24:33 GMT -5
Well, you guys have all been awesome and submitted your votes before the deadline. Guess that's what happens when none of you spend too much time figuring out what to play during overnight rotation.* So behold your week 1 results!
Before I start the results show, I have a video message I’d like to share with you guys from none other than the four judges on “The Masked Singer”. Ladies and gentlemen, Jenny McCarthy, Robin Thicke, Nicole Scherzinger, and Ken Jeong!
Jenny: Hello M4B land! I just want to say that each and every one of you did an AMAZING job tonight! All of you were perfect and nobody sucked! In fact, nobody ever sucks – I LIKE EVERYTHING! YAY!
Nicole: Me too Jenny! I liked every single song that was submitted. I even like that Uranus idiot who used to post on the boards who always made creepy comments about me. HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT EVER EXISTED EVER!
Ken: I agree with both of you! Everyone really brought their A game during week 1. And they will continue to bring their A game throughout the next few weeks of the contest. In fact I say we stop this results show altogether and crown everyone as the winner – let’s make this an 8 way tie! You’re all winners of the Song Contest!
Robin: Do I still have my own convention? Oh, I mean, I LOVE EVERYONE!
Thank you, “Masked Singer” judges for the, um, overly kind words! Anyway, onto the results show, because unlike those four, we’re not in a magical fairy land with ponies and unicorns. The first three people I'd like to bring to the stage are FreakyFlyBry, Unkie, and Matt.
FreakyFlyBry, you submitted Song 7, "Let Me Be The One" by Def Leppard, which received two first place rankings. Unkie, you submitted Song 4, "Deadline" by Dazy, which also received two first place rankings. Matt, you submitted Song 1, "I Just Wanna Dance" by Lonely Spring, which received one first place ranking. Despite all of you getting at least one first place ranking, two of you are safe, and one of you is in the bottom three. Matt, I’m sorry but… you are in the bottom three tonight. FreakyFlyBry and Unkie, both of you are safe.
Next I want to bring to the stage Julian, Feelin' X, and, well… me. Julian, you submitted Song 5, "Honey" by Halsey, which received three first place rankings including one from yours truly. Not only are you safe, but you also had the top song this week. Congratulations! That just leaves me and Feelin' X – one of us is safe, the other will be joining Matt in the bottom three tonight. Feelin' X, you submitted Song 1, "Ex Ex Ex (Whoops)" by Reve. And I submitted Song 8, "Solitude" by Jerry Cantrell. Feelin' X, I’m sorry, but… you are in the bottom three tonight. I am safe. Phew! I would’ve had some words with you people if you got me in the bottom three with Jerry. No, I’m serious! I’ve been practicing my fantasy football. Watch – YOU PEOPLE RE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME! YOU ALL ARE CLIQUE VOTING! STOP RUINING A 16 YEAR FRIENDSHIP OVER A CELEBRITY FANTASY! Damn, that was pretty good!
This just leaves Pipa and macprohawaii. One of you is safe, the other will be joining Matt and Feelin' X in the bottom three. Pipa, you submitted--- what the hell are you doing? And why are your lips and tongue blue?
Pipa: I’m eating sprinkles!
JessieLou: Ummm… why? I’m doing a results show here. And aren’t sprinkles much better with frosting or ice cream?
Pipa: But I wanted chocolate!
JessieLou: Gimme that! *takes sprinkles away*
Pipa: No sprinkles for Pipa.
Anyway, Pipa, you submitted Song 6, “Out Of Control” by U2. macprohawaii, you submitted Song 3, “Tokay” by Dengue Fever. Pipa, I’m sorry, but… I’m going to give you back these sprinkles to celebrate, because you are safe! macprohawaii, I’m sorry, but you are in the bottom three tonight.
I'd like all of you - including Matt, Feelin' X, and macprohawaii - to please submit your week 2 competition song by Sunday, December 3rd at 11:59PM EST, and I will also need new elimination songs from the people in the bottom three as well.
Here are this week's elimination songs. Please vote for your favorite by Sunday, December 3rd at 11:59PM EST.
Song 1:
Song 2:
Song 3:
Good luck everyone!
Before I start the results show, I have a video message I’d like to share with you guys from none other than the four judges on “The Masked Singer”. Ladies and gentlemen, Jenny McCarthy, Robin Thicke, Nicole Scherzinger, and Ken Jeong!
Jenny: Hello M4B land! I just want to say that each and every one of you did an AMAZING job tonight! All of you were perfect and nobody sucked! In fact, nobody ever sucks – I LIKE EVERYTHING! YAY!
Nicole: Me too Jenny! I liked every single song that was submitted. I even like that Uranus idiot who used to post on the boards who always made creepy comments about me. HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT EVER EXISTED EVER!
Ken: I agree with both of you! Everyone really brought their A game during week 1. And they will continue to bring their A game throughout the next few weeks of the contest. In fact I say we stop this results show altogether and crown everyone as the winner – let’s make this an 8 way tie! You’re all winners of the Song Contest!
Robin: Do I still have my own convention? Oh, I mean, I LOVE EVERYONE!
Thank you, “Masked Singer” judges for the, um, overly kind words! Anyway, onto the results show, because unlike those four, we’re not in a magical fairy land with ponies and unicorns. The first three people I'd like to bring to the stage are FreakyFlyBry, Unkie, and Matt.
FreakyFlyBry, you submitted Song 7, "Let Me Be The One" by Def Leppard, which received two first place rankings. Unkie, you submitted Song 4, "Deadline" by Dazy, which also received two first place rankings. Matt, you submitted Song 1, "I Just Wanna Dance" by Lonely Spring, which received one first place ranking. Despite all of you getting at least one first place ranking, two of you are safe, and one of you is in the bottom three. Matt, I’m sorry but… you are in the bottom three tonight. FreakyFlyBry and Unkie, both of you are safe.
Next I want to bring to the stage Julian, Feelin' X, and, well… me. Julian, you submitted Song 5, "Honey" by Halsey, which received three first place rankings including one from yours truly. Not only are you safe, but you also had the top song this week. Congratulations! That just leaves me and Feelin' X – one of us is safe, the other will be joining Matt in the bottom three tonight. Feelin' X, you submitted Song 1, "Ex Ex Ex (Whoops)" by Reve. And I submitted Song 8, "Solitude" by Jerry Cantrell. Feelin' X, I’m sorry, but… you are in the bottom three tonight. I am safe. Phew! I would’ve had some words with you people if you got me in the bottom three with Jerry. No, I’m serious! I’ve been practicing my fantasy football. Watch – YOU PEOPLE RE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME! YOU ALL ARE CLIQUE VOTING! STOP RUINING A 16 YEAR FRIENDSHIP OVER A CELEBRITY FANTASY! Damn, that was pretty good!
This just leaves Pipa and macprohawaii. One of you is safe, the other will be joining Matt and Feelin' X in the bottom three. Pipa, you submitted--- what the hell are you doing? And why are your lips and tongue blue?
Pipa: I’m eating sprinkles!
JessieLou: Ummm… why? I’m doing a results show here. And aren’t sprinkles much better with frosting or ice cream?
Pipa: But I wanted chocolate!
JessieLou: Gimme that! *takes sprinkles away*
Pipa: No sprinkles for Pipa.
Anyway, Pipa, you submitted Song 6, “Out Of Control” by U2. macprohawaii, you submitted Song 3, “Tokay” by Dengue Fever. Pipa, I’m sorry, but… I’m going to give you back these sprinkles to celebrate, because you are safe! macprohawaii, I’m sorry, but you are in the bottom three tonight.
I'd like all of you - including Matt, Feelin' X, and macprohawaii - to please submit your week 2 competition song by Sunday, December 3rd at 11:59PM EST, and I will also need new elimination songs from the people in the bottom three as well.
Here are this week's elimination songs. Please vote for your favorite by Sunday, December 3rd at 11:59PM EST.
Song 1:
Song 2:
Song 3:
Good luck everyone!