Post by Bill Jupiter on Oct 19, 2016 23:14:52 GMT -5
My list:
21. Fall Out Boy - Annoying from the start, and even worse since a 2012 comeback. Adored by loud teenage girls.
20. Saving Abel - Butt rock with a southern lean.
19. Breaking Benjamin - Also known as Breaking Ben. These guys broke up, reuinted and still recorded yet another version of "So Cold." What gives?
18. Spill Canvas - They sound like Lifehouse (who suck donkey dick in their own right) but worse. I think their singer was on crack!
17. Incubs - These guys could be the captains of the 'we think we are innovative but we're really not' club.
16. Augustana - Piano rock never sounded so dull.
15. Three Days Grace - Generic power chord rock with a screamy heroin abusing frontman for most of their run. Next!
14. Theory of a Deadman - Dumb band affiliated with Nickelback. They sing about complaining of hobos.
13. Panic! at the Disco - Widely loved by dumb chicks with pierced tongues who like to protest over nothing. These guys thought they were clever for singing "nine in the afternoon" of all things.
12. Trapt - A band from Cali that has been spitting out generic rock since 2002. They have a semi decent song called "Echo" but it doesn't make up for the 50 bad songs they have done.
11. My Chemical Romance - That goth girl in your class back in 2006 with the black makeup and slutty armbands? Yeah, she loved MCR. And maybe still does.
10. Saliva - A band only listened to by drunk idiots, white trash bimbos and pro wrestling fans. So basically entire trailer parks. Even their lead singer knew they sucked so he left the shitty band!
9. Adelitas Way - Some bands seem like they aren't even trying. These guys take every cliche in the book and roll into one big ball of shit. I guess you could say they are the dung beetles of rock.
8. Halestorm - What happens when you take corporate butt rock and give it a female lead singer? Halestorm. This band does every single song about sex. Seriously, 95% of their discography is about how good she'll do you. And they aren't even tongue in cheek about it, like The Donnas. The chick literally has bragged about her blowjob skills in multiple songs.
7. P.O.D. - Their name stands for Poor Man's Linkin Park On Drugs. These are a bunch of Hispanic Christian guys from LA who really want you to know that they are Hispanic Christian guys from LA.
6. Creed - They entered the century as a huge band with Human Clay, which should legally be changed to Human Poo. They somehow sucked even worse after a comeback. Another album was supposed to be released in 2012 but thankfully never happened.
5. Puddle of Mudd - This band should legally be called Puddle of Watery Poo. Sleazy, brain dead and stupid lyrics sung by a Kurt Cobain wannabe. Thankfully for all us, that wannabe is now busy getting arrested and starting fights with fans.
4. Hinder - This band of Okies had the goal of becoming the "biggest band on the planet." Thankfully for us, that didn't happen because these guys SUCKED. Earth to Hinder: singing about sex and drugs doesn't mean you have any, and didn't make you cool.
3. All American Rejects - You thought blink-182 was bad? These guys (more Okies, go figure) took pop-punk trash to another level. Skater punks singing about ugly girls who broke their heart. And their lead singer is a self-admitted douchebag. Go figure.
2. Nickelback - Is there any doubt about this one? I won't even bother explaining.
1. Staind - Is there anything more depressing than a Staind song? Aaron Lewis made a career out of crying over his parents being mean to him when he was a kid and some girl who broke his heart when he was 19 or something. Their song "Believe" sounds like a Weird Al parody of a Staind song. But Aaron actually wrote those lyrics, the clueless bafoon that he is.
Do you agree? Disagree? Have your own 21?
21. Fall Out Boy - Annoying from the start, and even worse since a 2012 comeback. Adored by loud teenage girls.
20. Saving Abel - Butt rock with a southern lean.
19. Breaking Benjamin - Also known as Breaking Ben. These guys broke up, reuinted and still recorded yet another version of "So Cold." What gives?
18. Spill Canvas - They sound like Lifehouse (who suck donkey dick in their own right) but worse. I think their singer was on crack!
17. Incubs - These guys could be the captains of the 'we think we are innovative but we're really not' club.
16. Augustana - Piano rock never sounded so dull.
15. Three Days Grace - Generic power chord rock with a screamy heroin abusing frontman for most of their run. Next!
14. Theory of a Deadman - Dumb band affiliated with Nickelback. They sing about complaining of hobos.
13. Panic! at the Disco - Widely loved by dumb chicks with pierced tongues who like to protest over nothing. These guys thought they were clever for singing "nine in the afternoon" of all things.
12. Trapt - A band from Cali that has been spitting out generic rock since 2002. They have a semi decent song called "Echo" but it doesn't make up for the 50 bad songs they have done.
11. My Chemical Romance - That goth girl in your class back in 2006 with the black makeup and slutty armbands? Yeah, she loved MCR. And maybe still does.
10. Saliva - A band only listened to by drunk idiots, white trash bimbos and pro wrestling fans. So basically entire trailer parks. Even their lead singer knew they sucked so he left the shitty band!
9. Adelitas Way - Some bands seem like they aren't even trying. These guys take every cliche in the book and roll into one big ball of shit. I guess you could say they are the dung beetles of rock.
8. Halestorm - What happens when you take corporate butt rock and give it a female lead singer? Halestorm. This band does every single song about sex. Seriously, 95% of their discography is about how good she'll do you. And they aren't even tongue in cheek about it, like The Donnas. The chick literally has bragged about her blowjob skills in multiple songs.
7. P.O.D. - Their name stands for Poor Man's Linkin Park On Drugs. These are a bunch of Hispanic Christian guys from LA who really want you to know that they are Hispanic Christian guys from LA.
6. Creed - They entered the century as a huge band with Human Clay, which should legally be changed to Human Poo. They somehow sucked even worse after a comeback. Another album was supposed to be released in 2012 but thankfully never happened.
5. Puddle of Mudd - This band should legally be called Puddle of Watery Poo. Sleazy, brain dead and stupid lyrics sung by a Kurt Cobain wannabe. Thankfully for all us, that wannabe is now busy getting arrested and starting fights with fans.
4. Hinder - This band of Okies had the goal of becoming the "biggest band on the planet." Thankfully for us, that didn't happen because these guys SUCKED. Earth to Hinder: singing about sex and drugs doesn't mean you have any, and didn't make you cool.
3. All American Rejects - You thought blink-182 was bad? These guys (more Okies, go figure) took pop-punk trash to another level. Skater punks singing about ugly girls who broke their heart. And their lead singer is a self-admitted douchebag. Go figure.
2. Nickelback - Is there any doubt about this one? I won't even bother explaining.
1. Staind - Is there anything more depressing than a Staind song? Aaron Lewis made a career out of crying over his parents being mean to him when he was a kid and some girl who broke his heart when he was 19 or something. Their song "Believe" sounds like a Weird Al parody of a Staind song. But Aaron actually wrote those lyrics, the clueless bafoon that he is.
Do you agree? Disagree? Have your own 21?