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Post by JessieLou on Sept 28, 2015 19:13:27 GMT -5
I've actually been working on this on and off on my phone for a few months and now it's finally finished!
15 SIGNS YOU'RE A 70'S WHORE:
1) You use "JT" as an acronym for James Taylor and not Justin Timberlake.
2) You inform your Star Wars loving friend who should already know about this that there was once a disco version of the Star Wars theme.
3) You go out of your way to chart artists such as Linda Ronstadt, Carly Simon, Chicago, America, and the Doobie Brothers in 2015.
4) You give stan nicknames to 70's artists. For example, Legend Godstadt and Carlegend Slaymon.
5) You have stan wars with your own parents, who are also 70's whores.
6) Your favorite day of the week is Sunday because it's AT40 day - with Casey Kasem of course, not Ryan Seacrest.
7) Despite breaking up 16 years before you were even born, you ship Grace Slick and Paul Kantner and secretly wish they would get back together.
8) You buy records from Nicolette Larson and England Dan & John Ford Coley in 2015.
9) You buy records, period.
10) You create a song out of boredom that ridicules your most hated 70's songs, but credit it to Sebastian Prospero.
10) You know who Susan Jacks is.
11) You're more disturbed by "Muskrat Love" than the far more suggestive songs of today.
12) You still want to know who Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about.
13) You regularly listen to the "Stevie Nicks" version of Atlanta Rhythm Section's "Imaginary Lover".
14) You remember when Dionne Warwick was Dionne Warwicke.
15) You're incredibly burnt out on all things 1976.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Sept 30, 2015 1:15:55 GMT -5
LOL this list describes you spot on. Of course, I do buy records as well (though I do buy more 80's than 70's, it seems) and still chart my fair share of 70's artists on my chart. And it's to the point where I always refer to her as Dionne Warwicke.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 20:29:15 GMT -5
16) You are Jess
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 21:06:02 GMT -5
#10 would've never happened without me...well, the second #10, that is.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2015 11:09:19 GMT -5
This is the first I've ever seen the spelling Dionne Warwicke, honestly.
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 3, 2015 11:48:58 GMT -5
This is the first I've ever seen the spelling Dionne Warwicke, honestly.
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Post by Matt on Oct 7, 2015 9:22:37 GMT -5
This is the first I've ever seen the spelling Dionne Warwicke, honestly. Did she drop the 'E'... because she was dropping too much E?
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Post by Courage on Oct 13, 2015 4:46:35 GMT -5
16. You know that Lames Taylor, Barry ManiNO and Barbra Streisbland are the trifecta of boring.
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 13, 2015 6:45:30 GMT -5
16. You know that Lames Taylor, Barry ManiNO and Barbra Streisbland are the trifecta of boring. HEY I LIKE LAMES TAYLOR. GOD. And you forgot Craptain & Tennille and Helen Not Reddy!
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