Post by Bebe Reptar on Nov 9, 2006 22:58:20 GMT -5
I WANT PAT BENATAR FOR CHRISTMAS
(A. Soybel/J. Louis)
[Spoken Intro]
MommyLou, DaddyLou
This is for you
I WANT MORE GUITARS LIKE PAT
GOD
[Verse 1]
It's christmas time once again
And it's time to make my present list
Writing on my rawk chick covered pen
I raise my hand with a black-nail fist
I don't care about the sappy pop
I don't want no R&B hybrid shlock
All I want are some good rawk tunes
Mommy, Daddy, sales are coming soon
[Bridge]
And I don't care about the money,
I don't care about a car,
all I want for Christmas is some PAT BENATAR!
[Chorus]
Pat Benatar is amazing
Her lyrics stick in my brain
she's doesn't need the two infamous c's
to keep her sane (oh, powter!)
I love Heartbreaker and We Belong
Jammin' to another Pat rawkin' song
I'm all fired up and I better run
Hit me with your best shot 'til the Pat music's done
[Verse 2]
I know I said I liked Oasis
and Nirvana and Pearl Jam too
but I'm an adolescent girl
So you can just screw Yiu
Steve Winwood doesn't make the cut
Garbage ain't in my Christmas stock
Even though I adore Steve Perry
he doesn't make GIRL POWER RAWK
[Bridge]
And I don't care about the money,
I don't care about a car,
all I want for Christmas is some PAT BENATAR!
[Chorus]
Pat Benatar is amazing
Her lyrics stick in my brain
she's doesn't need the two infamous c's
to keep her sane (oh, powter!)
I love Heartbreaker and We Belong
Jammin' to another Pat rawkin' song
I'm all fired up and I better run
Hit me with your best shot 'til the Pat music's done
[Middle 8 and more]
Pat Benatar is the ultimate
Her songs make me smile
And unlike Seb, she's nice and clean
Un-Bronxed and never vile
So mom and dad here's my xmas list
Full of Pat and Pat galore
No parental stickers to worry about
Unless you're a Sebastian wh*re
So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go to Best Buy
Circuit City too
Pat Benatar I love you so
Your fan, JessieLou
[Spoken Outro]
OMGZ PAT I WANNA MEET YOU
YOU CAN BE MY NEXT NAOMI STREIMER
PLEASE
SEB STOP SIMPIN' ON ME
I WANT PAT
OH SCREW YIU SEB
GIRL RAWK OMGZ
WE OUT.
---
SMASH!
(A. Soybel/J. Louis)
[Spoken Intro]
MommyLou, DaddyLou
This is for you
I WANT MORE GUITARS LIKE PAT
GOD
[Verse 1]
It's christmas time once again
And it's time to make my present list
Writing on my rawk chick covered pen
I raise my hand with a black-nail fist
I don't care about the sappy pop
I don't want no R&B hybrid shlock
All I want are some good rawk tunes
Mommy, Daddy, sales are coming soon
[Bridge]
And I don't care about the money,
I don't care about a car,
all I want for Christmas is some PAT BENATAR!
[Chorus]
Pat Benatar is amazing
Her lyrics stick in my brain
she's doesn't need the two infamous c's
to keep her sane (oh, powter!)
I love Heartbreaker and We Belong
Jammin' to another Pat rawkin' song
I'm all fired up and I better run
Hit me with your best shot 'til the Pat music's done
[Verse 2]
I know I said I liked Oasis
and Nirvana and Pearl Jam too
but I'm an adolescent girl
So you can just screw Yiu
Steve Winwood doesn't make the cut
Garbage ain't in my Christmas stock
Even though I adore Steve Perry
he doesn't make GIRL POWER RAWK
[Bridge]
And I don't care about the money,
I don't care about a car,
all I want for Christmas is some PAT BENATAR!
[Chorus]
Pat Benatar is amazing
Her lyrics stick in my brain
she's doesn't need the two infamous c's
to keep her sane (oh, powter!)
I love Heartbreaker and We Belong
Jammin' to another Pat rawkin' song
I'm all fired up and I better run
Hit me with your best shot 'til the Pat music's done
[Middle 8 and more]
Pat Benatar is the ultimate
Her songs make me smile
And unlike Seb, she's nice and clean
Un-Bronxed and never vile
So mom and dad here's my xmas list
Full of Pat and Pat galore
No parental stickers to worry about
Unless you're a Sebastian wh*re
So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go to Best Buy
Circuit City too
Pat Benatar I love you so
Your fan, JessieLou
[Spoken Outro]
OMGZ PAT I WANNA MEET YOU
YOU CAN BE MY NEXT NAOMI STREIMER
PLEASE
SEB STOP SIMPIN' ON ME
I WANT PAT
OH SCREW YIU SEB
GIRL RAWK OMGZ
WE OUT.
---
SMASH!