raychip
THAT'S JUST STUPPID
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Post by raychip on Jun 28, 2005 3:59:35 GMT -5
Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...
1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jun 28, 2005 10:36:54 GMT -5
I've heard most of those before... some of them are very cheesy
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Post by Jawshii on Jun 28, 2005 13:00:08 GMT -5
I've heard #4 and #10.... I love those!
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Post by Drew on Jun 29, 2005 13:24:08 GMT -5
;D
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Post by jt40 on Jun 29, 2005 14:05:02 GMT -5
LOL! Those are all very funny! ;d
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Post by BS™ on Jun 29, 2005 16:14:11 GMT -5
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Post by Gerardo on Jun 29, 2005 22:43:18 GMT -5
lmao
My friend would argue that the following line should be included: "Your pants are like a mirror - I can see myself in them"
smh. What is up with folks using these lines?! They're just pathetic, and they don't work! LOL
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Post by Courage on Jul 1, 2005 2:23:02 GMT -5
Whatever happened to "Hello!"?
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raychip
THAT'S JUST STUPPID
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Post by raychip on Jul 1, 2005 21:12:55 GMT -5
Whatever happened to "Hello!"? Preps
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Post by DJ_Secret on Jul 2, 2005 12:38:49 GMT -5
oh mi most o dese were used on me dey didnt work but oh da thins men will go through ta get a date
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