Song Contest 2021 - Week 1 Results! Mar 13, 2021 10:22:43 GMT -5 FreakyFlyBry, Cody, and 1 more like this
Post by JessieLou on Mar 13, 2021 10:22:43 GMT -5
Well, you guys have all been awesome and submitted your votes before the deadline. Guess that's what happens when none of you spend too much time figuring out what to play during overnight rotation. So behold your week 1 results!
Before we get started we have a live performance from a promising new talent from Rochester, Minnesota. Ladies and gentlemen, Yung Gravy!
FreakyFlyBry: OH MY GOD his voice is like nails on a chalkboard!
Pipa: What the Pipa f*ck is this Pipa off key anthem? PIPA!
JerryCantrellStan: Dahhhling, in what world is this a "promising new talent"? I'd rather listen to Oasis!
Matt: MAKE IT STOPPPPPP!!!!!
Okay, okay, Christ almighty, you all have made your point! And actually tbh yeah that did suck really f*cking badly. So instead let's go for a modern day classic from an artist who is pretty much retired at this point. Ladies in gentlemen, for the first time in 826 years, Adele!
Thank you Adele! Can't wait for your next album 592 years from now. Anyway, it's time for the Song Contest week 1 results. The first three people I'd like to bring to the stage are Sam I Am, mikeespinho, and Cody.
Sam I Am, you wanted to submit "Jive Talkin'" by the Bee Gees, but I told you it was a huge #1 smash in 1975 and therefore it wasn't eligible, so instead you went with song 4, "Island" by Bow Anderson, which received one first place ranking. mikeespinho, you submitted song 6, "Waste My Hate" by Icon For Hire, which received two first place rankings. Cody, you submitted song 1, "Crystal Baller" by Third Eye Blind, which received one first place ranking (and it just so happened to be from yours truly). I hope you guys thought of another banger to submit next week because all three of you are safe!
Next I want to bring to the stage JerryCantrellStan, Feelin' X, and, well... me. JerryCantrellStan, you submitted song 2, "Supernova" by Kylie Minogue, which received two first place rankings. Feelin' X, you submitted song 7, "Apples" by The Seasons. And I submitted song 5, "I Wish I Was Stephen Malkmus" by Beabadoobee, which received two first place rankings. One of you is in the bottom three, two of you are safe, and one of you had the top song this week. I'm sorry, but Feelin' X... you're the first person in our bottom three tonight. This means that JerryCantrellStan and JessieLou are both safe, and the person who had the top song this week was... JerryCantrellStan. Congrats!
This just leaves FreakyFlyBry, Pipa, and Matt. Two of you will be joining Feelin' X in the bottom three, and one of you is safe. FreakyFlyBry, you submitted song 8, "White Sun" by the Doobie Brothers. Pipa, you submitted song 9, "Everyday" by Weyes Blood. And the song everyone was talking about in the Facebook chat this week was NOT submitted by Sam I Am as speculated, nor was it Cody or Pipa as they claimed. Matt, you submitted song 3, "Birdie Song" by Hampton The Hamster. The person who is safe tonight is... Pipa. I'm sorry FreakyFlyBry and Matt, but you both will be joining Feelin' X in the bottom three this week.
I'd like all of you - including Matt, FreakyFlyBry, and Feelin' X - to please submit your week 2 competition song by Saturday, March 20th at 11:59PM EST, and I will also need new elimination songs from the people in the bottom three as well.
Here are this week's elimination songs. Please vote for your favorite by Saturday, March 20th at 11:59PM EST.
Good luck everyone!
Oh, and did you really think I'd go an entire thread without posting a Chris GIF? THINK AGAIN BITCHES!