JessieLou - "This App Sucks (Delete!)"
Dec 19, 2020 9:47:11 GMT -5
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Post by JessieLou on Dec 19, 2020 9:47:11 GMT -5
This year has been a difficult one for all of us, and I figured we need a good laugh. That's why I wrote this parody of one of my favorite songs of the year, "Watermelon Sugar" by Harry Styles, inspired by one of my more recent catchphrases that started because of my impatientness while playing HQ and all it's copycat apps. Plus I mean who knows when another user song will come out since we are no longer doing Sebastian Prospero songs (and his past "hits" have been pulled from M4B Radio rotation).
I'm going to release this on December 30th, exactly 15 years after I released "Ugly Vegas". f*ck that sentence just aged me.
Here are the lyrics!
Just tried this new app
On my iPhone 8 Plus
And it does not seem to work
It crashes on me
And is glitchy as hell
It's giving me a headache
Can't sign in
Can't cash out
I don't know if I can get this shit to load
I'm losing my patience
Damn, I think I'm going to give up on this
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks
Why are these hosts so damn annoying?
Stop singing "Stayin' Alive"!
We don't care about
The "Savage Question" song
We just wanna play a game
9:04
Now 9:08
When is this game going to start already?
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
HQ, SongPop, Cash Show
Out Of Tune and Hang Time
These apps are a disaster
He is still talking
Holy shit, can he stop?
I thought this was trivia
He is now singing
About sanitizer
I don't know if I could ever keep this app
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
HQ, SongPop, Cash Show
Out Of Tune and Hang Time
These apps are a disaster
HQ, SongPop, Cash Show
Out Of Tune and Hang Time
These apps are a disaster
This app sucks, delete
On my iPhone 8 Plus
And it does not seem to work
It crashes on me
And is glitchy as hell
It's giving me a headache
Can't sign in
Can't cash out
I don't know if I can get this shit to load
I'm losing my patience
Damn, I think I'm going to give up on this
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks
Why are these hosts so damn annoying?
Stop singing "Stayin' Alive"!
We don't care about
The "Savage Question" song
We just wanna play a game
9:04
Now 9:08
When is this game going to start already?
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
HQ, SongPop, Cash Show
Out Of Tune and Hang Time
These apps are a disaster
He is still talking
Holy shit, can he stop?
I thought this was trivia
He is now singing
About sanitizer
I don't know if I could ever keep this app
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
This app sucks, delete
HQ, SongPop, Cash Show
Out Of Tune and Hang Time
These apps are a disaster
HQ, SongPop, Cash Show
Out Of Tune and Hang Time
These apps are a disaster
This app sucks, delete