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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2020 9:10:00 GMT -5
Oh yes, how could I have possibly forgotten about Woohoo? Blame its obscurity
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Post by JessieLou on Jan 8, 2020 17:40:41 GMT -5
Oh man I have SO MUCH to say about this list. I'll comment either later tonight or on my day off Friday. All I'll say now is that this has been ENTERTAINING AF.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 8, 2020 22:53:46 GMT -5
OH Lordie, we're really starting to scrape the bottom of the toilet now Have I missed "Turn Down For What" yet? No, you haven't 20 Major Lazer feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz & Tyga - Bubble ButtHow's this for annoying and repetitive? Major Lazer is awful enough as they are, but this one just takes the cake! How many times can they repeat "bubble butt" in a row? Combine it with a headache-inducing beat, and annoying random rappers 2 Chainz and Tyga... I still can't believe Bruno Mars, who I normally respect a lot, lowered his standards to appear on this mess. 19 Selena Gomez feat. Gucci Mane - FetishWhere do I begin here? Selena Gomez had already established herself as the whisper queen on her previous album "Revival", and its single "Good For You" turned her into a porn star pretending to be a pop star. Well, she took her own trope to 11 here! She's trying way too hard to sound sexy yet all she sounds is a desperate whore. She must've taken lessons from Fuglie or Rihfund, who'd already been blowing men for hits. And to top it off, the original mumble rapper, Gucci Mane, appears on here with his usual mumbling. Haven't you learned your lesson? Adding a mumble rap only makes it worse! Combining all this, and you get this annoying, headache-inducing mess that, so far, Selena hasn't outdone with its level of shittiness. 18 Baauer - Harlem ShakeIt seems like every time some video fad goes viral, it's always accompanied by a terrible, usually one hit wonder "song". And this was clearly one of the worst! What an annoying mess of noise with a stupid dance accompanying it. I couldn't even call this mess of noise a song to begin with, honestly. It was narrowly my worst of 2013 and finishes as my 18th worst of the 2010's. 17 Fetty Wap - Trap QueenUgh, Fetty Wrap! What a stupid-ass name, that I always mistype it as "Fetty Wrap" because of how stupid it sounds. And not only does his name sound stupid, but he "raps" like a retard! He deserves all the hate he gets due to his popularity inspiring many imitation mumble rappers in the years after who have continued to torture my ears. This is just an annoying, tuneless piece of drivel... thankfully I managed to avoid the follow-ups but this one was awful enough to be my 17th worst of the 2010's. 16 Double Take - Hot ProblemsAnother case of where do I begin here? The beat is annoying and repetitive, and the two chicks that make up Double Take just can't sing... so they just annoyingly speak the lyrics! Speaking of the lyrics, "hot girls have their problems too, just like you, except we're hot"? What kind of garbage is that? It sends off a terrible message that good looks could get you anywhere. It's as if Fat Usher produced a version of the Chainsmokers' "#Selfie" or something like that. And considering both were represented earlier in the list... seems like this was only recorded to be a cheap attempt at going viral as one of the worst songs ever. Therefore, it was no surprise that I ended up hating this as much as I did!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2020 23:09:02 GMT -5
How appropriate that Feels should be #19, as it peaked for me at #19 on the 19th of July Or was that Fetish?
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Post by Matt on Jan 10, 2020 2:10:35 GMT -5
Tyga is a staple in my $hitlists, so it makes sense that he'd appear on a Major Lazer "song" - yes Bruno, wtf? Whisper-Queen's/Mumble-rapper's "Fetish" description had me cracking up laughing MAN that was a baaaad song, probably so much so that it's my worst in this set. Harlem Shake, so so stupid. I think I hated the viral-videos more than I did the noise-mess. Feta-Wrap gets Bottom 20! And I don't know the Double Take song!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 10, 2020 2:19:04 GMT -5
15 Cardi B - Bodak YellowWhen I first heard this mess... I couldn't believe how awful it was! An irritating beat reminiscent of many other random rappers, and a terrible voice and flow. Plus, what the hell is up with the stupid-ass title? What is a "Bodak"? I was hoping she'd be a one-hit wonder like many others, but sadly, she actually stuck around. All these factors combined led to my 15th worst song of all time, and my most hated from Crappi B so far. 14 Desiigner - PandaThis is another that completely dumbfounded me. It has to be one of the worst "mumble rap" songs ever, as I really can't understand a thing he's mumbling, aside from selected words such as "panda" repeated over and over again, and some line about broads in Atlanta. Unlike some of his contemporaries who stuck around, thankfully Desiigner didn't and ended up never repeating this "song"'s success, and he's probably taking your order at some drive-thru now. 13 Kiiara - GoldSpeaking of mumbling, this manages to outrank "Panda" based on the fact that I can't make out A SINGLE LYRIC IN THE ENTIRE SONG! 2016 seemed to be a very horrible year for annoying mumblefests, proving that songs just don't have to make sense at all and they can still become hits! This no-talent hack got famous for 15 minutes by mumbling over an annoying, cheap beat. If it works for her, then literally ANYONE can have a hit song. Just make sure that nobody can understand what you're saying! 12 Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe"You a stupid hoe, you you a stupid hoe." That's all she repeats in the chorus. Combine this lyrical poetry with an irritating beat (sense a pattern?) and this buzz single, which thankfully didn't foreshadow the rest of the album as many of its songs were decent, turned out to be absolutely horrible. Let's make a comparison here on how rap used to be compared to this annoying mess: Today's rap seems to be all horrible, which is a shame considering there were so many older talented rappers who had TALENT! (I'd have shared the Bohemian Rhapsody meme, but was told that Freddie Mercury doesn't count.) 11 Lil' Dicky & Chris Brown - Freaky FridayAnd I thought "Stupid Hoe" had stupid lyrics... let's break this one down, shall we? Basically, Lil' Whoever is a huge fan of this f***ing WOMAN BEATER, and pretending to be him. Then he uses this as an excuse to say the N-word over and over again! There is no f***ing excuse to say such a racist word, it's extremely offensive! Then the f***ing WOMAN BEATER is saying that "ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past"... first up, you play the f***ing RACE CARD? Then you mention your controversial past... um, EVERYONE should be judging your WOMAN BEATING ass! This just reeks of utter stupidity... can this WOMAN BEATER just stay in jail forever already? Everything about this song is awful... yet somehow I found 10 songs worse!
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Post by Matt on Jan 10, 2020 2:30:44 GMT -5
Yes, I too do not know how you managed to find 10 worse songs than these! Panda and Gold - yup, like you, I didn't understand a SINGLE lyric. I hate Crappi B too and don't understand Julian's obsession with her always being at #1 on his chart, but each to their own And to deez Bottom 20 songs coming up - "You a stupid ho, you a, you a, you a stupid ho!" I don't even remember "Freaky Friday".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2020 8:42:02 GMT -5
Hello Kitty and Meth Money must be top 10, obviously
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 10, 2020 22:55:05 GMT -5
10 Fifth Harmony feat. Ty Dolla $ign - Work From Home (DM: Worth It, All In My Head (Flex), That's My Girl, Down, He Like That) Okay, where do I begin here? Filth No-Harmoni have to be my most hated girl group of all time. Seriously, they're so basic, sound like they have herpes when they sing (especially Cabelno - there's a reason why, of all the members, her solo stuff has been the most unbearable), they have some of the worst random rappers ever on their songs (which really do add nothing but annoyance), the list goes on and on. Several of their "songs" could've made it, but it all came together on this one, which has all of those elements mentioned. Plus, it had one other - it was so f***ing OVERPLAYED! And annoying and repetitive - how many times can they repeat "work" in the chorus without getting on my nerves? Many songs in the list only have a few of these characteristics, but Filth No-Harmoni have them all. Several members, as well as the group themselves, have annoyed me a lot, but none as much as this huge annoyance that was awful enough to be in my 10 worst songs of the 2010's.
9 Lil' Pump - Gucci Gang Back to the mumble rap... and you get the drill here! This song may be short (like many others in the streaming era), but in that short amount of time, is tossed a lot of annoying mumbling! And repeating "gucci gang" over and over... seriously, I don't get what people see in this kind of stuff. It's all a bunch of meaningless drivel to me. The only reason why it didn't make my top 8 is that I only heard it a handful of times... sure, there are a few songs still to come that didn't get overplayed, but that just goes to show how awful they were (that, and they're by artists I normally think highly of, or have in the past... everything I've heard from Lil' Pump has been simply horrendous).
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Post by Matt on Jan 11, 2020 1:28:48 GMT -5
Oh Lordie, definitely agreed on these $hitfests.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 11, 2020 16:31:01 GMT -5
8 Fall Out Boy - Young And Menace (DM: Ghostbusters (I'm Not Afraid), I've Been Waiting) I'd enjoyed several Fall Out Boy songs in the 2000's, particularly from 2005-07. But after this, I felt their quality wasn't up to par. This continued into the 2010's, as I feel they've generally been very subpar since they reunited following their hiatus. However, among all this, I never expected them to do something THIS awful! For a band that started out as emo then went to a more radio-friendly pop-punk style, changing around their sound with every album but still staying true to themselves... this was a complete 180 for ANY of their chameleonic sound changes! It was a full-on EDM pop song, complete with an extremely irritating chorus drop - likely THE worst drop ever in ANY song. Not to mention, the chopped vocals just gave me a headache in there! It just felt like a cheap sellout, even though Pete Wentz himself admitted that this was a mess! With a combination of all this, it's clear that there'd be a huge uproar... and indeed there was! It's like the drop from "It Ain't Me" with the choppy vocals was mixed in with Kiiara's incoherent mumbling to make something even more vomit-inducing! And to think, I once liked Fall Out Boy... but going full-on EDM like this was just a huge train wreck! So bad, it beat out a lot of artists that I hate in general - probably since I hold someone like Fall Out Boy to higher standards generally (though mostly based on their mid-2000's glory years).
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 11, 2020 23:51:43 GMT -5
7 Avril Lavigne - Hello KittyBack in the "Bengino era", around 2002-04, Avril Lavigne was one of my absolute favourite singers. Her first two albums, "Let Go" and "Under My Skin" are still among my all-time favourites, and both have lots of great memories attached to them. By 2007, her sound had devolved into "The Best Damn Thing" though that still had a fair bit of songs I liked, it just still felt like she wasn't the same anymore. However, by 2014... I really had no idea she'd get THIS awful! Much like with "Young And Menace" which was just mentioned, "Hello Kitty" was a full-blown dubstep/EDM song, a huge departure from her pop/rock origins and felt like a total sellout. But what makes it even worse was the cultural appropriation! She just had no business appropriating Japanese culture here and she did it in a very racist way! Plus, associating something seen as "cute" like Hello Kitty with the latter word's synonym pussy? No need to oversexualize everything! This was just immature in every possible way... Avril was THIRTY at the time of this single's release and still acting like a teenager! By this point, I was no longer expecting her to make music I like, though she does still have some token good songs, this just isn't one of them. Avril, just grow up already and stop doing immature shit like this! Seriously, this sounds like something a Fat Usher artist would do; appropriating Japanese culture similarly to the Chinese cultural appropriation that Alison Gold did.
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Post by Matt on Jan 12, 2020 3:02:43 GMT -5
I had actually never heard of "Young And Menace" until now, and I made the mistake of checking it out. WTF is this? Wow.
And Hello Kitty was a complete Mess!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 13, 2020 10:32:28 GMT -5
6 Madonna feat. Nicki Minaj - Bitch I'm MadonnaOk, so what ISN'T wrong about this one? First up, "Bitch I'm Madonna"? I knew this would suck before I even heard it. The song itself is like this too, trying way too hard to stay hip with the young kids yet looking and sounding like a desperate Grandma. Plus, Nicki Minaj's rap really adds nothing, and the whole song sounded like cheap SoundCloud rap/EDM. In the past, Madonna did rely on shock value to keep the spotlight on her, but this time just felt like desperation for someone her age. She was in her late fifties when she recorded this yet acted like a teenager for an audience who doesn't care about her and thinks she's geezer music. The video just acted of desperation too with all the celebrity guest stars. If this were by any other artist, I'd probably still hate it... but since I hold Madonna to higher standards due to her immense volume of classic hits... this is just a larger stain on it and therefore it makes it all the way up to #6 on my worst songs of all time. Bitch, you may be Madonna, but there's no excuse recording something unlistenable like this!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2020 10:49:59 GMT -5
The title should've been Bitch I'm Grandma
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