Post by JessieLou on Aug 11, 2019 21:36:39 GMT -5
WARNING: If you hate Chris Cornell and/or GIFs, you will be very easily triggered by this Song Contest commentary.
Well, after this crazy ass month, round 1 of the 2019 Song Contest has finally come to a close, and in my hand are the results. So everyone, pat yourselves on the back. YOU SURVIVED! Well, except for three of you. Four of you are safe, three of you are in the bottom 3. First I’m going to call FreakyFlyBry, Matt, and Pipa to the stage.
*As FreakyFlyBry and Matt are walking to the stage, Pipa continues to stand still*
Um… Pipa, I called you to the stage.
Pipa: I can’t move.
JessieLou: Why? What’s wrong?
Pipa: Nothing. I just don’t know how to move to the stage.
JessieLou: Are. You. Serious.
Pipa: Yes. Also, f*ck durian.
JessieLou: Kim honey, you see those things down there? No, not THOSE things, further down. See, those are your feet. When you move them, you can walk. I will help you walk to the stage, you three year old.
Okay, now that we have EVERYONE on the stage. FreakyFlyBry, you submitted Song 5, “Hand In Hand” by Phil Collins. Matt, you submitted Song 1, “This Is Why” by Hey Violet. Pipa, you submitted Song 2, “Can’t Hold Back” by Harlequin. Two of you are safe, one of you is in the bottom three. The first person in our bottom three tonight is… FreakyFlyBry. FreakyFlyBry’s song received 12 points, Matt’s received 25 (as well as two first place rankings!), and Pipa’s received 26.
And right here with me is actual footage of FreakyFlyBry reacting to being in the bottom 3, and also right after being told that all the restaurants in Saskatoon that serve chicken are closed:
Up next I’m going to call the two Mike’s - Unkie and mikeespinho - up to the stage! Unkie, you submitted Song 6, “So Fast, So Numb” by R.E.M and received one first place ranking. mikeespinho, you submitted Song 7, “Keeping Me Alive” by Corey Harper and received two first place rankings. One of you is in the bottom three, despite BOTH of you receiving first place rankings. mikeespinho’s song received a total of 21 points. Unkie’s received a total of… 27 points. This means that Unkie is safe, and mikeespinho, I’m sorry, but you will be joining FreakyFlyBry in the bottom three. Unkie also had the top song this week so YAY for him!
That just leaves myself and @xfer. @xfer, you submitted Song 4, “Style Of My Love” by Morning Musume. And as for what I submitted, I’ll try to keep my composure for this one. Oh wait a minute, I’m JessieLou! Composure isn’t part of my vocabulary! I submitted Song 3, “Room A Thousand Years Wide” by Soundgarden, sung by none other than MY CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
One of us is safe, the other will be joining FreakyFlyBry and mikeespinho in the bottom 3. @xfer… I just want to tell you that… I am sorry, you are in the bottom three this week. Your song finished with a total of 10 points. Mine finished with 26 points and received two first place rankings.
I just need everyone’s competition song for the next round, including FreakyFlyBry, mikeespinho, and @xfer, who I will also need new elimination songs from as well. You have until Wednesday, August 14th at 11:59PM EST to submit your new songs.
Here are this round’s elimination songs, please vote for your favorite of the three:
Song 1
Song 2
Song 3
Good luck everyone!
Well, after this crazy ass month, round 1 of the 2019 Song Contest has finally come to a close, and in my hand are the results. So everyone, pat yourselves on the back. YOU SURVIVED! Well, except for three of you. Four of you are safe, three of you are in the bottom 3. First I’m going to call FreakyFlyBry, Matt, and Pipa to the stage.
*As FreakyFlyBry and Matt are walking to the stage, Pipa continues to stand still*
Um… Pipa, I called you to the stage.
Pipa: I can’t move.
JessieLou: Why? What’s wrong?
Pipa: Nothing. I just don’t know how to move to the stage.
JessieLou: Are. You. Serious.
Pipa: Yes. Also, f*ck durian.
JessieLou: Kim honey, you see those things down there? No, not THOSE things, further down. See, those are your feet. When you move them, you can walk. I will help you walk to the stage, you three year old.
Okay, now that we have EVERYONE on the stage. FreakyFlyBry, you submitted Song 5, “Hand In Hand” by Phil Collins. Matt, you submitted Song 1, “This Is Why” by Hey Violet. Pipa, you submitted Song 2, “Can’t Hold Back” by Harlequin. Two of you are safe, one of you is in the bottom three. The first person in our bottom three tonight is… FreakyFlyBry. FreakyFlyBry’s song received 12 points, Matt’s received 25 (as well as two first place rankings!), and Pipa’s received 26.
And right here with me is actual footage of FreakyFlyBry reacting to being in the bottom 3, and also right after being told that all the restaurants in Saskatoon that serve chicken are closed:
Up next I’m going to call the two Mike’s - Unkie and mikeespinho - up to the stage! Unkie, you submitted Song 6, “So Fast, So Numb” by R.E.M and received one first place ranking. mikeespinho, you submitted Song 7, “Keeping Me Alive” by Corey Harper and received two first place rankings. One of you is in the bottom three, despite BOTH of you receiving first place rankings. mikeespinho’s song received a total of 21 points. Unkie’s received a total of… 27 points. This means that Unkie is safe, and mikeespinho, I’m sorry, but you will be joining FreakyFlyBry in the bottom three. Unkie also had the top song this week so YAY for him!
That just leaves myself and @xfer. @xfer, you submitted Song 4, “Style Of My Love” by Morning Musume. And as for what I submitted, I’ll try to keep my composure for this one. Oh wait a minute, I’m JessieLou! Composure isn’t part of my vocabulary! I submitted Song 3, “Room A Thousand Years Wide” by Soundgarden, sung by none other than MY CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
One of us is safe, the other will be joining FreakyFlyBry and mikeespinho in the bottom 3. @xfer… I just want to tell you that… I am sorry, you are in the bottom three this week. Your song finished with a total of 10 points. Mine finished with 26 points and received two first place rankings.
I just need everyone’s competition song for the next round, including FreakyFlyBry, mikeespinho, and @xfer, who I will also need new elimination songs from as well. You have until Wednesday, August 14th at 11:59PM EST to submit your new songs.
Here are this round’s elimination songs, please vote for your favorite of the three:
Song 1
Song 2
Song 3
Good luck everyone!