Post by JessieLou on Nov 18, 2014 14:56:25 GMT -5
Well, week 4 has come to an end and it is time to do the results show - and I promise I won't half ass it from being hungover like last time.
During week 4, we learned a lot of life lessons. Regurgitator taught us that our old stuff is better than our new stuff, Cassie Steele taught us all how to be groupies, and Faker educated us on voodoo economics. But now the fun and games are over and I have to eliminate someone - oh wait, that's not until next week. Meh.
Before I call three people up to the stage, I would just like to say that any crappy artists who try to interrupt the show will be escorted out of the building by my security guard, Chris Brown.
Chris Brown: "SECURITY GUARD?! YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO BE A CONTESTANT! NOW I'M CHRIS BROWN AND I'M REALLY ANGRY! I'M GONNA F*ck SOMEONE UP RIGHT NOW!"
Sorry, folks! What he meant to say was that he's excited to be here and he wishes all of the contestants luck. Anyway, I would like to bring Tool's biggest fans Cody, Green Baron, and especially Bryan onto the stage. Cody, you submitted Song 8, "Born For This" by Paramore, which I would like to mention went to #1 on my chart back in 2007. That is two weeks in A ROW that someone else submitted a former #1 on my chart (as you all may remember, last round, Green Baron submitted Dream Theater's "Wither"). Speaking of the Baron brotha, you submitted Song 4, "Lucky Denver Mint" by Jimmy Eat World, and Bryan, I am very surprised you didn't submit a Tool song because I know how much you love them, instead you submitted Song 10, "2 Become 1" bySpice Girls Jewel Victoria Duffield. Two of you are safe and one of you is in the bottom 3. Green Baron... you are... going to sit right back down because you are safe! Now it's between Bryan and Cody, and this is going to be bittersweet because one of you is in the bottom three, and the other is not only safe, but is also first place for the week with three first place rankings (including one from yours truly). I pretty much gave it away after I said that. Cody, you are safe and first place for the week, congrats! Bryan, I'm sorry, your Tool-loving self is in the bottom three this week.
Next, I would like to call the three biggest drama queens from the House Of Randomness series up to the stage. No, not Chris Brown, Chris Brown, and Chris Brown, the other ones – Julian, Matt, and Jessica!
Chris Brown: “HEY I HEARD THAT! AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON? WHO DOES THAT?! TALK LIKE A HUMAN OR I’M GONNA F*ck YOU UP!”
…Okay then. This is Jessica’s show, and Jessica can talk however she wants. Anyway, Julian, you submitted Song 6, “Give Me Novacaine” by Green Day. Matt, you submitted Song 9, “Save You Tonight” by One Direction. Jessica, you submitted Song 2, “Groupie” by Cassie Steele. All three of you can sit right back down because you’re all safe!
Next, I would like to bring John, Brady, Sam, and Joel onto the stage. Two of you are safe and two of you are joining Bryan in the bottom three. John, you submitted Song 3, “Not Your Enemy” by Eden A.K.A. I know the SoundCloud link said it was by Karen Eden, but it was actually from her group, which was called, well, Eden A.K.A. Brady, you submitted Song 5, “Voodoo Economics” by Faker, and no, your song was not the one that made me want to throw my radio out the window… for once. Sam, you submitted Song 7, a remix of “I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff” by Regurgitator, a song I would love to play for many artists, especially Madonna. Joel, you submitted Song 1, “All That I Need” by He & She. I am going to put you four into two groups. I’d like John and Sam in one group, and Brady and Joel in another. One of these groups is safe and the other will be joining Bryan in the bottom three. The group that is going to be joining Bryan in the bottom three is… oh F*ck not again!
OH MY GOD IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO SAY “LEAVE ME ALONE” 43 TIMES?! HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE SECURITY GUARD ANYWAY?!
*The security guard, Chris Brown, is seen dancing and singing along to “Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress)”*
HEY YOU DANCING HASBEEN DO YOUR JOB AND ESCORT THIS GEEZER HELEN NOT-REDDY OUT OF THE SHOW! GOD.
Chris Brown: DON’T TALK TO CHRIS BROWN LIKE THAT! DO YOU WANNA BE F*ckED UP?!
Weren’t you JUST calling me out for speaking in the third person? What the hell is wrong with you?
*Suddenly REAL security guards come out and escort both Helen Reddy and Chris Brown off the set*
Sorry about that folks! As I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted, the group that is joining Bryan in the bottom three is… Brady and Joel. John and Sam, you are both safe.
Before we begin the Elimination Round, I will ask that ALL of you submit your songs for next week to me...even Bryan, Brady, and Joel. The three of you will also need to submit new Elimination songs, since the one you submitted last week will now be used. The rest of you ONLY have to submit your next choice for your competition song to me. Whoever gets knocked out during the Elimination Round will obviously not have their song continue on to Week 5. Your song submissions are due by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, November 25th. If you don't submit your song to me by the deadline, you'll be automatically eliminated from the Song Contest.
Now, here are the three songs submitted for this week's Elimination Round:
Song 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TcLw3TOIN8
Song 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VIQMGbZRY
Song 3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoawZYoOUmE
- As participants in this week's Elimination Round, Bryan, Brady, and Joel will not be permitted to vote. If they do vote, they will have 3 votes deducted from their song's total votes.
- As with the main rounds of the Song Contest, no one is allowed to reveal the identities of the songs or who submitted each song.
- At the end of voting 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, November 25th, the two participants whose songs have the most votes will move on to Week 5. The participant with the least amount of votes will be eliminated.
- The songs for Round 5 of the M4BCC Song Contest will be posted at the end of the Elimination Round.
As always, if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or angry rants, feel free to post them here or PM me. Okay, maybe not so much the angry rants part, but you get the picture.
Good luck to our 3 participants this week!
Tagging for notification purposes: FreakyFlyBry, Cody, Matt, Julian, Green Baron, Sam I Am, Lisa-Gail > Madonna, Feelin' X, Courage
During week 4, we learned a lot of life lessons. Regurgitator taught us that our old stuff is better than our new stuff, Cassie Steele taught us all how to be groupies, and Faker educated us on voodoo economics. But now the fun and games are over and I have to eliminate someone - oh wait, that's not until next week. Meh.
Before I call three people up to the stage, I would just like to say that any crappy artists who try to interrupt the show will be escorted out of the building by my security guard, Chris Brown.
Chris Brown: "SECURITY GUARD?! YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO BE A CONTESTANT! NOW I'M CHRIS BROWN AND I'M REALLY ANGRY! I'M GONNA F*ck SOMEONE UP RIGHT NOW!"
Sorry, folks! What he meant to say was that he's excited to be here and he wishes all of the contestants luck. Anyway, I would like to bring Tool's biggest fans Cody, Green Baron, and especially Bryan onto the stage. Cody, you submitted Song 8, "Born For This" by Paramore, which I would like to mention went to #1 on my chart back in 2007. That is two weeks in A ROW that someone else submitted a former #1 on my chart (as you all may remember, last round, Green Baron submitted Dream Theater's "Wither"). Speaking of the Baron brotha, you submitted Song 4, "Lucky Denver Mint" by Jimmy Eat World, and Bryan, I am very surprised you didn't submit a Tool song because I know how much you love them, instead you submitted Song 10, "2 Become 1" by
Next, I would like to call the three biggest drama queens from the House Of Randomness series up to the stage. No, not Chris Brown, Chris Brown, and Chris Brown, the other ones – Julian, Matt, and Jessica!
Chris Brown: “HEY I HEARD THAT! AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON? WHO DOES THAT?! TALK LIKE A HUMAN OR I’M GONNA F*ck YOU UP!”
…Okay then. This is Jessica’s show, and Jessica can talk however she wants. Anyway, Julian, you submitted Song 6, “Give Me Novacaine” by Green Day. Matt, you submitted Song 9, “Save You Tonight” by One Direction. Jessica, you submitted Song 2, “Groupie” by Cassie Steele. All three of you can sit right back down because you’re all safe!
Next, I would like to bring John, Brady, Sam, and Joel onto the stage. Two of you are safe and two of you are joining Bryan in the bottom three. John, you submitted Song 3, “Not Your Enemy” by Eden A.K.A. I know the SoundCloud link said it was by Karen Eden, but it was actually from her group, which was called, well, Eden A.K.A. Brady, you submitted Song 5, “Voodoo Economics” by Faker, and no, your song was not the one that made me want to throw my radio out the window… for once. Sam, you submitted Song 7, a remix of “I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff” by Regurgitator, a song I would love to play for many artists, especially Madonna. Joel, you submitted Song 1, “All That I Need” by He & She. I am going to put you four into two groups. I’d like John and Sam in one group, and Brady and Joel in another. One of these groups is safe and the other will be joining Bryan in the bottom three. The group that is going to be joining Bryan in the bottom three is… oh F*ck not again!
OH MY GOD IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO SAY “LEAVE ME ALONE” 43 TIMES?! HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE SECURITY GUARD ANYWAY?!
*The security guard, Chris Brown, is seen dancing and singing along to “Leave Me Alone (Ruby Red Dress)”*
HEY YOU DANCING HASBEEN DO YOUR JOB AND ESCORT THIS GEEZER HELEN NOT-REDDY OUT OF THE SHOW! GOD.
Chris Brown: DON’T TALK TO CHRIS BROWN LIKE THAT! DO YOU WANNA BE F*ckED UP?!
Weren’t you JUST calling me out for speaking in the third person? What the hell is wrong with you?
*Suddenly REAL security guards come out and escort both Helen Reddy and Chris Brown off the set*
Sorry about that folks! As I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted, the group that is joining Bryan in the bottom three is… Brady and Joel. John and Sam, you are both safe.
Before we begin the Elimination Round, I will ask that ALL of you submit your songs for next week to me...even Bryan, Brady, and Joel. The three of you will also need to submit new Elimination songs, since the one you submitted last week will now be used. The rest of you ONLY have to submit your next choice for your competition song to me. Whoever gets knocked out during the Elimination Round will obviously not have their song continue on to Week 5. Your song submissions are due by 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, November 25th. If you don't submit your song to me by the deadline, you'll be automatically eliminated from the Song Contest.
Now, here are the three songs submitted for this week's Elimination Round:
Song 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TcLw3TOIN8
Song 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4VIQMGbZRY
Song 3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoawZYoOUmE
- As participants in this week's Elimination Round, Bryan, Brady, and Joel will not be permitted to vote. If they do vote, they will have 3 votes deducted from their song's total votes.
- As with the main rounds of the Song Contest, no one is allowed to reveal the identities of the songs or who submitted each song.
- At the end of voting 11:59pm EST on Tuesday, November 25th, the two participants whose songs have the most votes will move on to Week 5. The participant with the least amount of votes will be eliminated.
- The songs for Round 5 of the M4BCC Song Contest will be posted at the end of the Elimination Round.
As always, if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or angry rants, feel free to post them here or PM me. Okay, maybe not so much the angry rants part, but you get the picture.
Good luck to our 3 participants this week!
Tagging for notification purposes: FreakyFlyBry, Cody, Matt, Julian, Green Baron, Sam I Am, Lisa-Gail > Madonna, Feelin' X, Courage