130 signs you've spent the last 10 years on M4B
Apr 17, 2014 1:15:09 GMT -5
FreakyFlyBry, codenut, and 6 more like this
Post by JessieLou on Apr 17, 2014 1:15:09 GMT -5
May 2nd marks TEN years since I joined this forum. To celebrate, I made this list!
1) You remember when the Globalchart was a top 50.
2) You were a DJ on Variety FM 104.
3) And Fusion 102.
4) And M4B Radio.
5) And Jammin’ 95.
6) You remember when @kelownaguy19 hated Ashlee Simpson SO MUCH, he nicknamed her “Asleep Simslut”.
7) You remember when -Sean was a Degrassi freak.
8) You remember when Bebe Reptar was “The Flashback King”.
9) And when JessieLou wouldn’t touch flashbacks with a 10-foot pole.
10) You remember when females OTHER than JessieLou posted. Fremmy, **TAMINA**, The Velvet Rope, we’re looking at you!
11) You still jam to DJ_Secret (Janice)’s version of Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot”.
12) You’re still trying to figure out when George Michael became emo.
13) You’ve used the phrase “WaW!” at one point.
14) You loved the random conversations between @cdennisfan and Jason.
15) The word “fungus” was a huge part of your vocabulary at some point.
16) You remember when Lisa-Gail > Madonna had Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” at #1 on his chart for 842 weeks.
17) You remember when codenut called Christina Aguilera’s version of “Car Wash” a “mess of sounds.”
18) You remember when Courage, @wife, and MIKEB all predicted that Grace Slick would become a JessieLou Queen, and JessieLou laughed it off.
19) You also remember when all three of them were proven right six years later.
20) You were a member of Drew’s board, RaZak.
21) And Gerardo and The Velvet Rope’s board, Sound Loaded.
22) You’re still wondering if Borat and Armin Tamzarian were the same person.
23) You’re still trying to figure out why JessieLou calls Prince “Monkeyface”.
24) You remember M! and his iconic exclamation point.
25) You’ve slept with Matt.
26) You were around when Bengino Man introduced the board to Naomi Striemer.
27) And when JessieLou interviewed Naomi.
28) And when billcs interviewed Marianas Trench.
29) You remember when the “House Of Randomness” thread was originally supposed to be an M4BCC story about JessieLou moving to Bebe Reptar’s hometown.
30) You also remember when “The House Of Randomness” was a big thread on M4B and not an online series on Wattpad written by JessieLou.
31) You ship Matt and Julian.
32) You watched the music video for Trevor XX’s “She’ll Be Jumping” before MyLastView took it down.
33) You own a copy of this:
34) You remember when JessieLou was a Canadian wannabe, and even had a “Canadian Invasion” on her chart.
35) You still argue with people over the year Pokemon peaked in popularity.
36) Wow. You remember Jawshii’s friend Elf. Wow.
37) You were annoyed as shit whenever FreakyFlyBry, JessieLou, Bebe Reptar, and Courage would talk about URAPS.
38) You remember when MSN inside jokes would cross over to M4B.
39) You still have bad dreams about January 7, 2005.
40) You remember that Feelin' X’s favorite song of all-time is “Push It” by Garbage.
41) You were around for Pat Benatar. And Heart. And Lita Ford. And Grace Slick.
42) You’ve participated in one of Hervard’s ultimate guessing games.
43) “Ugly Vegas” by JessieLou was your jam in spring 2006.
44) You will forever associate Bullet with the Australian singer Shannon Knoll.
45) You’ve listened to JessieLou’s Jessica’s Top 40 Countdown (or top 25) at one point.
46) And Bebe Reptar’s Back When Top 10.
47) And the Variety FM top 30.
48) And FreakyFlyBry and CT40’s Canadian Top 40.
49) You remember when everyone and their Mom was a global moderator.
50) You thought @wife was a black man at some point.
51) You’ve never seen a live cow in your life.
52) Three words: Flirting with pie.
53) You remember Gerardo always saying “SMH!”
54) You remember when I Got Soul. was a Britney Spears stan.
55) You still never know whether to laugh, cry, or become Randy.
56) You’ve called Jawshii “Paint”.
57) You once charted a song because “the radio told you to.”
58) You remember the “Most Likely To Trip On A Twig” award at the M4BCC Member Awards
59) You remember this famous quote from Courage: “Ashlee Simpson’s sex tape was confirmed to be faked when it was revealed the moans weren’t lipsynced.”
60) And this famous quote from @kelownaguy19: “What the F*ck is wrong with you? You were as miserable as a F*cking sin two minutes ago and now it’s like you swallowed a F*cking Care Bear.”
61) AND this famous quote from JessieLou: “What’s wrong with a phallus?”
62) Every time you hear Cascada, you think of leigy.
63) You remember when JessieLou stanned HARD for Alanis Morissette’s “Eight Easy Steps”, and annoyed the shit out of everyone with it.
64) You remember Jimmy, the racist soccer player.
65) You also remember Randay. If you don’t, you are HOMOPHOBIC and a BULLY!!!!
66) You want to sleep with Dan just to find out if he really is the #TwoMinuteMan.
67) You wish @cdennisfan would bring back the #Phun. Gus Pharoah.
68) You were once stuck behind that Canadian bitch for a freakin’ eternity.
69) You’ve participated in a Peoplebase revival.
70) You’ve called Cody “C**y”.
71) You’ve called Tommy Lee “Swear Word”.
72) OR you’ve said Tommy Lee’s name in place of a swear word. For example, “What the Tommy Lee?”
73) You were a member of Charts Central before the merge.
74) You remember when MIKEB wondered why JessieLou wasn’t in school… on Thanksgiving Day.
75) Speaking of which, you’ve charted a song by MB.
76) You remember when Devyn was Justin Stock, aka Justy Cool Dude.
77) You’ll also remember Devyn’s… erm… interesting friendship with JessieLou.
78) And when JessieLou photo shopped make-up on images of Devyn and Jawshii’s ex-boyfriends.
79) You’ve had to apologize to Smarterchild for calling him a “skank.”
80) You’re also still wondering what happened to Smarterchild’s penis after “the accident.”
81) You don’t remember @wife’s other 984 usernames as well as “Brother Of Jailbird”.
82) You’ve played the Song Contest at least once.
83) Your MP3 of “The Internet Is For Porn” from Avenue Q is credited to the artists “JessieLou & Crunkie”.
84) You’ve started an “Arrested Rapper Of The Week” thread.
85) You’ve participated in Rock & Roll Jeopardy with billcs on MSN Messenger.
86) You remember when Courage and Vic were the biggest Linda Ronstadt fans on the boards.
87) And when Jawshii was the biggest Heart fan.
88) You remember when “Play It Or Trash It” was a big thing and threads in that forum would regularly go up to two or three pages.
89) You’ve played games in the M4BCC Arcade.
90) You’ve participated in Cover Art Design.
91) You’ve listened to an episode of “Making Kanye Mad”.
92) You remember when @xfer got JessieLou into Tori Amos… and JessieLou started annoying everyone with her.
93) You’ve asked Fremmy to design artwork for you.
94) You thought Doctor Blind was the coolest British guy ever.
95) DON’T FORGET MY POST, EVIL FRIENDS!
96) Fredz once told you to LEAVE VFM :@ :@ :@
97) You've played the Song Clip Challenge.
98) And M4B Hires A Consulting Firm
99) And M4B Survivor.
100) You’ve played “The Launch Game”.
101) One word: Frillboard.
102) You’ve mistaken JessieLou for Jessica Simpson.
103) You think “Save Tonight” by Eagle-Eye Cherry is the most obscure CHR #1 ever.
104) Just admit it. You totally shipped FreakyFlyBry and Fremmy.
105) u have tried 2 type like goodie m8!!!!!!!!!!!!!
106) You remember when JessieLou and MyLastView were partners in crime.
107) You remember this photo like it was yesterday:
108) You remember Sam I Am’s monthly “favorite things” banners.
109) And when JessieLou tried to copy it.
110) You remember when @wife claimed to urinate in elevators.
111) And you’ve seen the music video featuring him where it’s confirmed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IcfwlzNxmo
112) You remember when JessieLou and Bebe Reptar were in middle school. They’re both in their 20’s now.
113) You’ve listened to an episode of “Just Push Play” with Pipa.
114) You’ve spoken to Pookie.
115) You’re still asking Promusik where his sources are.
116) You remember when The Lighter Side was just raychip posting bizarre news articles.
117) You’re still unsure what Rob64’s deal was, Bryan.
118) You’ve flaunted it.
119) You’ve listened to one of Jason’s broadcasts.
120) You were around for all 385 times JessieLou boardicided.
121) You look forward to @bestintheworld’s discussion threads.
122) You thought The Velvet Rope was the nicest person ever… to the point where you signed a petition asking her to install MSN Messenger.
123) You remember when JessieLou and Tom from Flop Of The Pops went at it.
124) You’re still wondering whatever happened to Villiy.
125) You will forever associate Lady Gaga’s song “Alejandro” with @xfer.
126) You will also forever associate Pitbull and Christina Aguilera’s song “Feel This Moment” with Cody.
127) You’re still trying to figure out @wife’s random fascinations of live cows and the word “wife”.
128) You once called yourself a “Simp”.
129) You were around for this incident:
130) You’ve told someone to take their fungus somewhere else.
1) You remember when the Globalchart was a top 50.
2) You were a DJ on Variety FM 104.
3) And Fusion 102.
4) And M4B Radio.
5) And Jammin’ 95.
6) You remember when @kelownaguy19 hated Ashlee Simpson SO MUCH, he nicknamed her “Asleep Simslut”.
7) You remember when -Sean was a Degrassi freak.
8) You remember when Bebe Reptar was “The Flashback King”.
9) And when JessieLou wouldn’t touch flashbacks with a 10-foot pole.
10) You remember when females OTHER than JessieLou posted. Fremmy, **TAMINA**, The Velvet Rope, we’re looking at you!
11) You still jam to DJ_Secret (Janice)’s version of Snoop Dogg’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot”.
12) You’re still trying to figure out when George Michael became emo.
13) You’ve used the phrase “WaW!” at one point.
14) You loved the random conversations between @cdennisfan and Jason.
15) The word “fungus” was a huge part of your vocabulary at some point.
16) You remember when Lisa-Gail > Madonna had Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” at #1 on his chart for 842 weeks.
17) You remember when codenut called Christina Aguilera’s version of “Car Wash” a “mess of sounds.”
18) You remember when Courage, @wife, and MIKEB all predicted that Grace Slick would become a JessieLou Queen, and JessieLou laughed it off.
19) You also remember when all three of them were proven right six years later.
20) You were a member of Drew’s board, RaZak.
21) And Gerardo and The Velvet Rope’s board, Sound Loaded.
22) You’re still wondering if Borat and Armin Tamzarian were the same person.
23) You’re still trying to figure out why JessieLou calls Prince “Monkeyface”.
24) You remember M! and his iconic exclamation point.
25) You’ve slept with Matt.
26) You were around when Bengino Man introduced the board to Naomi Striemer.
27) And when JessieLou interviewed Naomi.
28) And when billcs interviewed Marianas Trench.
29) You remember when the “House Of Randomness” thread was originally supposed to be an M4BCC story about JessieLou moving to Bebe Reptar’s hometown.
30) You also remember when “The House Of Randomness” was a big thread on M4B and not an online series on Wattpad written by JessieLou.
31) You ship Matt and Julian.
32) You watched the music video for Trevor XX’s “She’ll Be Jumping” before MyLastView took it down.
33) You own a copy of this:
34) You remember when JessieLou was a Canadian wannabe, and even had a “Canadian Invasion” on her chart.
35) You still argue with people over the year Pokemon peaked in popularity.
36) Wow. You remember Jawshii’s friend Elf. Wow.
37) You were annoyed as shit whenever FreakyFlyBry, JessieLou, Bebe Reptar, and Courage would talk about URAPS.
38) You remember when MSN inside jokes would cross over to M4B.
39) You still have bad dreams about January 7, 2005.
40) You remember that Feelin' X’s favorite song of all-time is “Push It” by Garbage.
41) You were around for Pat Benatar. And Heart. And Lita Ford. And Grace Slick.
42) You’ve participated in one of Hervard’s ultimate guessing games.
43) “Ugly Vegas” by JessieLou was your jam in spring 2006.
44) You will forever associate Bullet with the Australian singer Shannon Knoll.
45) You’ve listened to JessieLou’s Jessica’s Top 40 Countdown (or top 25) at one point.
46) And Bebe Reptar’s Back When Top 10.
47) And the Variety FM top 30.
48) And FreakyFlyBry and CT40’s Canadian Top 40.
49) You remember when everyone and their Mom was a global moderator.
50) You thought @wife was a black man at some point.
51) You’ve never seen a live cow in your life.
52) Three words: Flirting with pie.
53) You remember Gerardo always saying “SMH!”
54) You remember when I Got Soul. was a Britney Spears stan.
55) You still never know whether to laugh, cry, or become Randy.
56) You’ve called Jawshii “Paint”.
57) You once charted a song because “the radio told you to.”
58) You remember the “Most Likely To Trip On A Twig” award at the M4BCC Member Awards
59) You remember this famous quote from Courage: “Ashlee Simpson’s sex tape was confirmed to be faked when it was revealed the moans weren’t lipsynced.”
60) And this famous quote from @kelownaguy19: “What the F*ck is wrong with you? You were as miserable as a F*cking sin two minutes ago and now it’s like you swallowed a F*cking Care Bear.”
61) AND this famous quote from JessieLou: “What’s wrong with a phallus?”
62) Every time you hear Cascada, you think of leigy.
63) You remember when JessieLou stanned HARD for Alanis Morissette’s “Eight Easy Steps”, and annoyed the shit out of everyone with it.
64) You remember Jimmy, the racist soccer player.
65) You also remember Randay. If you don’t, you are HOMOPHOBIC and a BULLY!!!!
66) You want to sleep with Dan just to find out if he really is the #TwoMinuteMan.
67) You wish @cdennisfan would bring back the #Phun. Gus Pharoah.
68) You were once stuck behind that Canadian bitch for a freakin’ eternity.
69) You’ve participated in a Peoplebase revival.
70) You’ve called Cody “C**y”.
71) You’ve called Tommy Lee “Swear Word”.
72) OR you’ve said Tommy Lee’s name in place of a swear word. For example, “What the Tommy Lee?”
73) You were a member of Charts Central before the merge.
74) You remember when MIKEB wondered why JessieLou wasn’t in school… on Thanksgiving Day.
75) Speaking of which, you’ve charted a song by MB.
76) You remember when Devyn was Justin Stock, aka Justy Cool Dude.
77) You’ll also remember Devyn’s… erm… interesting friendship with JessieLou.
78) And when JessieLou photo shopped make-up on images of Devyn and Jawshii’s ex-boyfriends.
79) You’ve had to apologize to Smarterchild for calling him a “skank.”
80) You’re also still wondering what happened to Smarterchild’s penis after “the accident.”
81) You don’t remember @wife’s other 984 usernames as well as “Brother Of Jailbird”.
82) You’ve played the Song Contest at least once.
83) Your MP3 of “The Internet Is For Porn” from Avenue Q is credited to the artists “JessieLou & Crunkie”.
84) You’ve started an “Arrested Rapper Of The Week” thread.
85) You’ve participated in Rock & Roll Jeopardy with billcs on MSN Messenger.
86) You remember when Courage and Vic were the biggest Linda Ronstadt fans on the boards.
87) And when Jawshii was the biggest Heart fan.
88) You remember when “Play It Or Trash It” was a big thing and threads in that forum would regularly go up to two or three pages.
89) You’ve played games in the M4BCC Arcade.
90) You’ve participated in Cover Art Design.
91) You’ve listened to an episode of “Making Kanye Mad”.
92) You remember when @xfer got JessieLou into Tori Amos… and JessieLou started annoying everyone with her.
93) You’ve asked Fremmy to design artwork for you.
94) You thought Doctor Blind was the coolest British guy ever.
95) DON’T FORGET MY POST, EVIL FRIENDS!
96) Fredz once told you to LEAVE VFM :@ :@ :@
97) You've played the Song Clip Challenge.
98) And M4B Hires A Consulting Firm
99) And M4B Survivor.
100) You’ve played “The Launch Game”.
101) One word: Frillboard.
102) You’ve mistaken JessieLou for Jessica Simpson.
103) You think “Save Tonight” by Eagle-Eye Cherry is the most obscure CHR #1 ever.
104) Just admit it. You totally shipped FreakyFlyBry and Fremmy.
105) u have tried 2 type like goodie m8!!!!!!!!!!!!!
106) You remember when JessieLou and MyLastView were partners in crime.
107) You remember this photo like it was yesterday:
108) You remember Sam I Am’s monthly “favorite things” banners.
109) And when JessieLou tried to copy it.
110) You remember when @wife claimed to urinate in elevators.
111) And you’ve seen the music video featuring him where it’s confirmed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IcfwlzNxmo
112) You remember when JessieLou and Bebe Reptar were in middle school. They’re both in their 20’s now.
113) You’ve listened to an episode of “Just Push Play” with Pipa.
114) You’ve spoken to Pookie.
115) You’re still asking Promusik where his sources are.
116) You remember when The Lighter Side was just raychip posting bizarre news articles.
117) You’re still unsure what Rob64’s deal was, Bryan.
118) You’ve flaunted it.
119) You’ve listened to one of Jason’s broadcasts.
120) You were around for all 385 times JessieLou boardicided.
121) You look forward to @bestintheworld’s discussion threads.
122) You thought The Velvet Rope was the nicest person ever… to the point where you signed a petition asking her to install MSN Messenger.
123) You remember when JessieLou and Tom from Flop Of The Pops went at it.
124) You’re still wondering whatever happened to Villiy.
125) You will forever associate Lady Gaga’s song “Alejandro” with @xfer.
126) You will also forever associate Pitbull and Christina Aguilera’s song “Feel This Moment” with Cody.
127) You’re still trying to figure out @wife’s random fascinations of live cows and the word “wife”.
128) You once called yourself a “Simp”.
129) You were around for this incident:
billcs says:
Moondance
You have just sent a Nudge!
billcs says:
Jessica
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
Who is Michael Buble
Freaky Fly Bry says:
BAR ROCK
billcs says:
No
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
LOL!
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
Anastacia - Left Outside Alone
billcs says:
Anyone else?
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
WHAT!
Daniel says:
Popular bar staple, that Michael Bublé
Freaky Fly Bry says:
he meant the original artist
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
He sings "Moondance", I swear!
billcs says:
Going once...
John: Insert Clever Quote Here just sent you a Nudge!
billcs says:
John
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
oh
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
Who is Van Morrison?
billcs says:
Correct
billcs says:
Score Bryan 3400, John 2600, Jessica -1400
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
2600 now
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
points and laughs
Daniel says:
I rock out to Bublé over a beer ALL the time
Moondance
You have just sent a Nudge!
billcs says:
Jessica
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
Who is Michael Buble
Freaky Fly Bry says:
BAR ROCK
billcs says:
No
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
LOL!
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
Anastacia - Left Outside Alone
billcs says:
Anyone else?
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
WHAT!
Daniel says:
Popular bar staple, that Michael Bublé
Freaky Fly Bry says:
he meant the original artist
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
He sings "Moondance", I swear!
billcs says:
Going once...
John: Insert Clever Quote Here just sent you a Nudge!
billcs says:
John
JessieLou: And after all, you're my wonderwall... says:
oh
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
Who is Van Morrison?
billcs says:
Correct
billcs says:
Score Bryan 3400, John 2600, Jessica -1400
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
2600 now
John: Insert Clever Quote Here says:
points and laughs
Daniel says:
I rock out to Bublé over a beer ALL the time
130) You’ve told someone to take their fungus somewhere else.