250. Frank Zappa – Valley Skank (1982)Actually titled "Valley Girl". Listen, I know this guy is supposed to be weird and shit, but this song makes me want to GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!11 This is horrible. All it is is his daughter, with the stupidest name ever, Moon Unit, talking like a f*cking ditz. You know you have problems when you name your daughter MOON UNIT. Why can't you give her a human name like Mary, or Katie, or even better, Jessica?
The only thing I ever liked from this weirdo was his 1968 collaboration with Grace Slick, the incredibly weird Jefferson Airplane track, "Would You Like A Snack?". That one just confirms that Grace Slick could do a song where she talks about her period and I'll still listen to it.
249. Ciara The Man featuring Flopacris – No (2005)Actually titled "Oh". I tried really liking Ciara for the exact same reason as Nicki Minaj - she was VERY popular at my school back in the day. I do like some Ciara songs like "1, 2 Step" and "Like A Boy" (I regret not charting that one), but overall I never saw the big deal. This song, however, is boring as hell. Definitely one of her worst. Also, I should probably explain why I just called her a man.
On January 7, 2005, also known as "The Incident", I was in a big MSN convo with a bunch of people from the boards. I was surfing ATRL and read a rumor about Ciara being transsexual, and I asked in the MSN convo if it was true.
Courage, who HATES Ciara, told me that it was probably true because "We've all been down Ciara's pants." A few hours later, when my Mom forced me to let her view the conversation, she got upset that I was talking to people who talked about "getting in girl's pants." It pissed me off that she didn't get that
Courage was actually a nice guy and he was just making fun of Ciara, so for about a year I took my anger out on her and called her a man every chance I got. I was 12, cut me slack.
248. Sicki Garbaj – (No, I Did Not) Did It On'em (2011)Yeah, apparently Christina Aguilera stans for this song. I, however, do not, which is why it's on this list. This song is just disturbing. And what does she mean by "if I had a dick", stop being in denial hun we all know you have one. There I go calling people men again.
247. Whack Eyed Peas – The Time (Dirty Shit) (2010)WHO IN THE HELL thought it would be a good idea for this OH SO WONDERFUL group to sample the classic "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life)"?!?! The sad part is, this isn't even one of their worst songs, as they have five more songs on this list! That doesn't count the two Fergie solo songs still to come and 937542 Flop.I.Am songs. Seriously, Miley Cyrus may be my most hated solo artist of all time, but I think the Whack Eyed Peas are definitely my most hated group. HORRIBLE!!!!
246. Ellen Fitzpatrick – (The) Only Time (I Wasn't Boring Was... Oh Wait, I've Always Been Boring) (2001)Actual name of this artist is Enya (I can explain the other name I gave her
). Sorry
Courage. I will NEVER understand how this was such a huge hit, especially during a time when teen pop and rap music were dominating the charts. I just don't get new age music.
245. Kevin Lyttle – Turn Me Off (2004)Actually called "Turn Me On". I never liked this! Thank the lawd he went back to Irrelevantville after this one. His voice was annoying as shit.
244. Half-Assedney Spears - I Love Blowing Will.I.Am For Hits (2002)Actually titled "I Love Rock 'N' Roll". As someone who has been a HUGE fan of the Joan Jett original ever since I was a kid, this cover actually quite offended me. I used to think that this was one of her worst songs, but then the
Britney Jean album came out. I have more to say about Half-Assedney and her Will.I.Am fetish, but I will get to that later during this countdown.
243. Monkeyface – Piss (1986)Actually titled "Kiss". 1986 was such a great year. Heart got their first #1 hit, Starship got their second, and my parents got married. But apparently, the Monkey over here wanted to ruin everything. Not gonna lie, I always liked that opening riff, but it all goes downhill after that. Will you STOP singing in that ANNOYING falsetto voice?! And for someone who doesn't know how to spell, he's one to talk when he says, "act your age, not your shoe size!" Go back to eating your bananas Monkey Boy.
242. Madness – Our House (Is Old And Ugly) (1983)As much as I love cheesy 80's one-hit-wonders, I never got this one. In fact, if we're being totally honest here, it gets on my last f*cking nerve. NEXT!
241. Monkeyface – Raspberry Beret (1985)He might've been singing about a raspberry beret, but we all know he actually wants a banana beret. Anyway, the Monkey is apparently so out of lyrical themes, that he had nothing better to do with his time than write about a hat. REALLY?! And this got to #1 the same year "Invincible" and "What About Love" got to #10. Oh well, at least we had "We Built This City".
COMING UP: 231. Speaking of "Invincible" by Pat Benatar, this song is one of the NINE REASONS why this didn't get any higher than #10!!!
232. R&B hit from 2007 that was very popular at my high school. Unlike Ciara and Nicki Minaj though, I didn't try liking this crap at all.
233. One of the biggest hits of 2007.
234. I believe
FreakyFlyBry mentioned this 2004 hit in this thread earlier.
235.
Julian and
Matt's waitress on their first date! (yes, this is a reference to
The House Of Randomness).
236.
FreakyFlyBry and
Courage hate this one more than I do; novelty song from 2012.
237. Although I have grown to like this artist more in recent years, I still cannot stand this 2011 hit from him.
238. An R&B singer who I've always liked completely lost me with this screamfest of a song.
239. Big Disney hit from 2002, it's VERY obscure but
Bebe Reptar might know what I'm talking about.
240. This early 80's hit has what is, in my opinion, one of the most disturbing music videos ever.