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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Dec 25, 2009 0:05:44 GMT -5
I liked Always On Time for about a minute until I got tired of it. And seven years later, I'm still bored of it. I like Boulevard and Shut Up And Let Me Go though.
85-81 I wholly approve of. Will2K was idiotic!
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Post by alleyt1989 on Dec 25, 2009 0:18:23 GMT -5
Lol @ Air Force Ones! I HATE THAT SONG!!! I hope Loverboy is the one and only Mariah track on here
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Post by -Sean on Dec 25, 2009 7:16:08 GMT -5
"What's Luv" and "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"?!? What the hell. KAYYY. NOO!!!. Who cares if he was 30 at the time, he was HOTTTT. Anyone at any age can be depressed!
And "What's Luv" was my jam back in 7th grade!!! Don't hate.
"Milkshake" too?!? WTH is this f*ckERY.... have you not seen Mean Girls?!
Papa Roach was hot shit alsoooo....
STILL WAITING FOR "LAS KETCHUP" TO SHOW UP ON THIS LIST...
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Post by Courage on Dec 25, 2009 11:51:17 GMT -5
80. Madonna - American Life
Definitely her weakest single in her near 30 year career. Here we have Granny Afro... I mean... Madonna singing about living the American dream, after she ran away to England, but what puts this over the top is the really bad rap she throws in. We don't care how much bling random rappers have, why should we care if you drink coffee?
79. Miley Cyrus - Hoedown Throwdown
Another 2009 offering. From Hannah Montana, Miley calls it a mix of country and hip hop. mix it together, give dance steps that are pretty much impossible to follow, and of course the insightful "boom de clap de clap" do I sense Oscar contender here?
78. T-Pain - I'm Sprung
What's worse than having T-Pain ruin someone else's song? Having T-Pain as the lead. In I'm Sprung we've got T-Pain whining because the girl who's satisfying him is GASP doing housework! Whining in auto-tune over cooking and cleaning and then declaring his freedom from all that. Course now he needs to listen to a certain Pink song. You do you do you do you do do do do do do do do OH SHUT UP!
77. Ludacris - Roll Out
Ludacris has gotta be without a doubt one of the worst rappers I've ever heard. Most RRs if I have to sit through one of their messes I can, but with Ludacris it's a mission as difficult as taking dictation from Ozzy Osbourne. Throw is Roll Out which got totally overplayed, super repetitive, mash it with even worse lyrics, and here's what you get. Roll out the door and stay out of my business please. He's got more later.
76. Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
It's hard to believe that Limp Bizkit was once popular, now they're pretty much a punchline and I guess this was the riddle. First of all, I think he had a bet with some rapper over who could use the f-word more in one song just because they can, we've got that awful noise they call background, and Durst's ear splitting rapping really makes this one a contender for the crap hall of fame!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Dec 25, 2009 11:59:33 GMT -5
"American Life" was alright, but agreed that it was by far one of her weakest moments.
Not a fan of the rest at all, so good call for the most part. Can't believe Miley recorded a song THAT bad! And of course, I find T-Pain unbearable in every single song he's touched.
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Post by 1000 on Dec 25, 2009 23:31:35 GMT -5
Anything from High School Musical is a travesty for Music. William Hung sucks period, Howdown Throwdown is EASILY THE WORST PIECE OF SH*T FROM 2009, oviously created for tasteless 5 Year Olds and Kelis is a no talent slut, The Worst Tune of All Time IMO is her Track Bossy and Milshake isn't much better.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Dec 26, 2009 2:05:36 GMT -5
Haha, see I LIKE Hoedown Throwdown! It's crap and I know it, but it's SO catchy it's kind of fun. Maybe I'm 5!
The rest can die in a hole, especially American Life. I'm also hoping to see Las Ketchup on the list, but it needs to be top ten!
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Post by -Sean on Dec 26, 2009 15:56:59 GMT -5
LMFAO at Madonna I still own that CD-single... that was was the bomb in 2003. Miley isn't that BAD!! I can name 10+ more horrible Disney songs...
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Post by Courage on Dec 26, 2009 22:57:06 GMT -5
The Ketchup Song missed out.
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Post by Courage on Dec 27, 2009 0:57:05 GMT -5
75. Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon Bon
Before William Hung defecated on She Bangs, Ricky Martin made a stinker on his own. More amazingly bad lyrics, and the ever so annoying title being thrown in after every verse multiple times. Definitely his worst single.
74. R Kelly - Ignition
R Kelly is one of those hit or miss artists for me. This was a definite miss that got overplayed and annoying rather quickly. This needs to bounce bounce bounce bounce out the door and never return. Stick with I Believe I can Fly, at least aht can be made fun of for better reasons/
73. Aaron Carter - America A-O
Aaron Carter will certainly have his share of crap on this list. Another example (see Toby Keith) of patriotic songs just gone terribly wrong. The chorus couldn't be lamer, and then shouting out himself in the song like he usually does, horrible vocals, the whole song is just wrong. "Troubled times bring troubled rhymes." Aaron, I couldn't have said it better!
72. J-Kwon - Tipsy
Alright everybody... uh, excuse me... ERRBODY who else would know about going to a bar and getting tipsy than some stupid wannabe 16-year old who probably gets his ass kicked by the bouncer ERRTIME he walks by? Seriously, put this guy on the short bus.
71. Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind
See Amanda Perez. Paris Hilton can't sing. Period. The "singer" most famous for going to parties decided to dump a musical turd throw in an overdose of vocal manipulation, now FLUSH!
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Dec 27, 2009 0:58:40 GMT -5
I liked "Shake Your Bon-Bon" (a #1 on my chart, even!) and "Ignition" (which peaked at #3 on my chart). Haven't heard the Aaron Carter song and don't want to. Definitely agreed on J-Kwon, pure crap. As for Paris Hilton, the song might've been good if someone who could actually sing were singing it.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Dec 27, 2009 2:51:47 GMT -5
Shake Your Bon Bon is just MEH for me. I love Ignition though, and also Stars Are Blind. Paris probably can't sing, but the song is a great pop track. Tipsy is awful, and the Aaron Carter song sounds so terrible that I'm glad I've never heard it.
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Post by -Sean on Dec 27, 2009 4:23:38 GMT -5
"TIPSY" IS MY ANTHEM.. UNTIL IM 21.....
AND PARIS' ALBUM IS PRETTY GOOD...
WHAT IS THIS FUC.KERY?
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Post by 1000 on Dec 27, 2009 6:07:34 GMT -5
Have not heard anything from Aaron Carter but given his bad reputation I do not want too.
Thank you for putting that Paris Slut in this List, no talent bitch should have stayed away from Music, Period.
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Post by Courage on Dec 27, 2009 19:39:04 GMT -5
70. 3LW - Playas Gon' Play
No More was a slight guilty pleasure, but their follow-up single is guilty of being a public nuisance. A bunch of 14-year olds talking about playas and ballas and it's just like "what you sluts know about playas and balas?" And I'm sure it took awhile to come up with insightful lyrics like "Playas they gon' play, ballas they gon' ball."
69. Beyoncé - Check On It
Another hit or miss act, and this was a huge miss. First of all, she puts Slim Thug on it. WTF? And the song is just so dumb and forgettable, how much payola was involved when this hit #1? Sheesh!!!
68. DMX - Party Up (Up in Here)
This song plagued me for the better first half of the decade. We've got the random rapper with more arrests than Bobby Brown making references to his WOOH! getting sucked. This song is not funny, it's disgusting, and just flat out retarded.
67. Eminem - Just Lose It
Oh Eminem totally lost it. Just Lose It is just a rehash of his older songs and has become a joke that became very unfunny a long time ago. It even has the same opening as "Without Me." Guess he figured if they bought it before, they'll by a 2nd rate version of the same product.
66. Trick Daddy - Let's Go
Living in Miami, here;s another act that you can't get rid of. This is just so bad in so many ways. First of all, every random rapper thrown on here belongs in the F*CK OFF category, and it seems they're having a contest to see who can scream F*CK and N*GGA the most times. In the end, everybody losesa cause we have to put up with this crap.
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