Post by jt40 on Jun 28, 2006 19:53:20 GMT -5
"I Hate Llama Sex Hair" - apparently, Jason, Dan, Justin, Josh, and Bryan Y. formed this male version of the Spice Girls (obviously called Llama Sex Hair). And although I'm a girl, I really wanted to be in the group. But Jason the big meaniehead wouldn't let me. So I wrote a song about it!
band members - please don't get offended. you know i think you guys are cool
I Hate Llama Sex Hair
Written by JessieLou
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
Jason can’t sing
He’ll probably end up like those Milli Vanilli people
He won’t let me in the band.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
Justin is a fluffhead.
He sucks up to everyone who’s everyone
No wonder he likes that stupid emo.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
Josh is in love.
With a stupid computer program called Paint.
His sister is a big ‘ol slut.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
The truth is, I don’t have much to say about Bryan Y.
Because he’s never really in the MSN chats much anyway!
I don’t even understand why he’s in the band anyway, isn’t he straight?
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL STILL STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
Dan… oh lord don’t get me STARTED with him.
He thinks he knows everything when he doesn’t.
No wonder he joined this stupid band.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL STILL STILL STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP YOU BLOODY FUNGUSHEADS. GOD.
band members - please don't get offended. you know i think you guys are cool
I Hate Llama Sex Hair
Written by JessieLou
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
Jason can’t sing
He’ll probably end up like those Milli Vanilli people
He won’t let me in the band.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
Justin is a fluffhead.
He sucks up to everyone who’s everyone
No wonder he likes that stupid emo.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
Josh is in love.
With a stupid computer program called Paint.
His sister is a big ‘ol slut.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
The truth is, I don’t have much to say about Bryan Y.
Because he’s never really in the MSN chats much anyway!
I don’t even understand why he’s in the band anyway, isn’t he straight?
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL STILL STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
Dan… oh lord don’t get me STARTED with him.
He thinks he knows everything when he doesn’t.
No wonder he joined this stupid band.
But it’s okay, ‘cuz I’m STILL STILL STILL STILL too good for them!
I hate Llama Sex Hair
They’re stupid, ridiculous, and big fat meanies
They’ll probably be a one hit wonder.
They can kiss that Behind The Music special bye bye!
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP.
LET ME IN THE GROUP YOU BLOODY FUNGUSHEADS. GOD.