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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 1, 2020 16:00:09 GMT -5
For every chart of best songs... there's gotta be one of the worst songs! And the 2010's were filled with them... from mumble rap to whisperfests to herpesfests to 30-something teenagers to bro-country to pretentious indie douches to noisefests to borefests to methheads to woman beaters... this list covers the lot of them! There were so many crappy songs in the 2010's, I couldn't fit them all in... so I've decided it will just be a top 100 covering the worst of the worst. However, several entries I will include dishonourable mentions that couldn't quite make it that relate to said entry. Also, no clips will be included so as to save your ears. If there are some songs that you may expect in the list that miss out, there could be many reasons for this. One could be if it's a song that I hated, but not enough to make my worst list. In other cases, I simply may have not heard the song at all; these days, I find it easier to avoid certain songs entirely, and in this case, many mumble rap hits that I would've normally hated managed to completely pass me by and I never heard them. And in one case - "Roxanne" by Arizona Zervas - I've decided it's more likely to annoy me more in 2020, and I'm deferring it to the 2020's worst for eligibility. DISCLAIMER: This list is only my opinion and nothing else. I have no intent of attacking any other members personally by including some of their favourites - these are just the songs that I hate the most. No offense is intended by any songs herein or their respective commentary, so if you disagree with me or wish to change my mind on any of it, please leave your fantasy football at the door.100 Iheartmemphis - Hit The Quan"Hit The Quan"? What kind of title is that? And the artist name is very stupid too! Not to mention, this is extremely irritating and repetitive! And when something like this is only at #100... it just shows how much shit there was in the 2010's. 99 Weezer - Thank God For Girls (DM: Feels Like Summer) Weezer is one band that I've generally enjoyed, especially their 90's and 2000's stuff... so many classics. Hence I generally have high expectations for them. However, in the 2010's, I've found they've been very inconsistent. They still do release stuff from time to time that I enjoy... but WTF was up with this one? Just an annoying mess... "Feels Like Summer" was more of the same, but just missed. 98 Rebecca Black - Friday (DM: Saturday) One of the worst trends of the 2010's was viral hits under the arm of Patrice Wilson a.k.a. Fat Usher. This, one of the worst-written songs ever with awful auto-tune to match, went viral for all the wrong reasons and instantly deservingly made many lists of the worst songs of all time. Rebecca Black eventually recorded a sequel called "Saturday" which, while awful too, missed the list due to not being as overexposed. It's a shame, since she eventually released some catchy pop songs that actually had substance and showed she actually DOES have talent, but she's been shoehorned into this awful mess which is all she's remembered for. 97 Liam Payne feat. French Montana – First Time (DM: Strip That Down, Familiar, Stack It Up) I've generally liked the solo efforts from the One Direction members. However, one that I've really not gotten into is Liam Payne. He seems to be the group's biggest trend-hopper, mostly releasing bland, uninspired urban music with annoying random rappers. I'd considered including "Strip That Down", "Familiar" and "Stack It Up", but ultimately my worst song from him has to be this annoying song with French Montana guest appearing. Aside from Harry Styles who I've liked everything from so far, the other guys have had token bad songs too - but ultimately, Niall's "This Town", Louis' "Back To You", and Zayn's "Still Got Time" all missed the list, which makes Liam Pain the only One Direction member to make my worst of the 2010's. 96 Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line – Meant To Be (DM: I Got You, The Way I Are (Dance With Somebody), Back To You) Bebe Reptar has had a few songs that I didn't mind - mostly appearances with EDM DJ's like Martin Garrix and The Chainsmokers, as well as her "fetus" era in the group Black Cards - which also featured Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump. (More on some of these later.) However, in many other songs, her voice really does my ears in - and this song, which mixes her style with the bro-country of Florida Georgia Line, combined with its gross, immense overplay, made it so this one represented Reptar's career in here. Such an annoying, bland song... alas, as much as I hated some of her other songs such as "I Got You" and her appearance on Louis Tomlinson's token bad song "Back To You", they just missed for me. 95 Cher Lloyd - Swagger JaggerOk, there are lots of cases of bad sampling out there... but sampling from the 19th century folk tune "Oh My Darling Clementine" and using it for an overused rhyme about Mick Jagger? This is just not cool at all. Thankfully, she was able to redeem herself after this as I've enjoyed most of her stuff until recently as I haven't enjoyed her recent stuff at all... and of course, her "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" in "Want U Back" is iconic and legendary.. but this debut single still makes a stain on her discography. 94 Cardi B feat. Bad Bunny & J. Balvin - I Like ItOh look! Another overplayed song relying on a sample and ruining it! I've generally found Cardi B's stuff to be unlistenable and annoying, and this one, sampling the boogaloo classic "I Like It Like That", was one of many terrible songs from her. Despite the overplay, she's had worse - and expect more from her higher up in this list. 93 Jeremih f/YG - Don't Tell EmIf there is any artist who personifies bland urban crap... it's JereMEH. And this one just goes absolutely nowhere. It was a toss-up between this and one other from him, but that other song ended up higher. I will say however that "Tonight Belongs To You", the single that followed this, I actually didn't mind. 92 Migos - Stir Fry (DM: My Family, Bon Appetit) Speaking of annoying mumble rappers... Migos definitely have annoyance in spades! They had so many songs that I managed to avoid and therefore missed the list, but this one I DID manage to hear and it just made it into the top 100. Of course, there are more "featuring Quavo" still to come too. 91 Blanco Brown - The Git UpYou know if there's one thing that annoys me, it's all those viral one-hit wonder random rappers who have an annoying viral dance accompanying them. But what happens when said cliches apply to country? Well, this country-rap piece of shit definitely has all the qualities to annoy the hell out of me! Hopefully his career will fade away and he'll end up a one hit wonder.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 2, 2020 10:27:27 GMT -5
90 Kanye West - Famous (DM: Bound 2) Ugh, Kanye's ego really annoys me sometimes! And this one... he said that he made Taylor Swift famous! Like, how stupid is that? She was already famous, and didn't need an egohead like you to become the superstar she is now! Of course, there's more Kanye still to come... I find he's really become inconsistent in the 2010's, and more often than not, on the bad side.
89 Selena Gomez - Bad Liar (DM: It Ain't Me, Look At Her Now) What a mess! First she became an annoying whisper queen, then she does another whisperfest that's a total mess! It's as if she tried to please the hipster crowd by doing something pretentiously messy, and yet failing on every accord. Not to mention, this is (see a theme here?) annoying and repetitive! I'm tryin', I'm tryin', I'm tryin' to come up with something good to say about this, but I can't find a single thing that would redeem this at all.
88 Will.i.am f/Justin Bieber - That Power (DM: Big Fat Bass, It Should Be Easy, Fall Down, It's My Birthday) If there was one artist I consistently hated over the first half of the 2010's, it has to be Will.i.am. I did like several Black Eyed Peas songs in the 2000's, but after a while Will.i.am got really annoying. And Bieber's vocals really do nothing for this either. And what the hell is up with the stupid hashtag in the title? That was one of THE worst trends ever!
87 Beck - Wow Ironically, given Kanye said that the Grammys need to "respect artistry" when Beck won Album of the Year... Beck outranks Kanye here! I normally do respect his artistry and genre-hopping... but what the hell was up with this bland mess?
86 Ylvis - The Fox Okay, so these guys mention animal noises, and speculate what kind of noise a fox would make... but then they imagine it in the most annoying way possible! Such an annoying, juvenile song. Thankfully these guys ended up as one-hit wonders.
85 N.E.R.D. & Rihanna - Lemon If there's one thing I've leard from the 2010's, it's that Rihanna is generally very annoying. And this one, a collaboration with N.E.R.D., was very irritating and headache-inducing. I don't get why this was a hit at all.
84 Lil' Nas X - Panini Here's someone who overstayed his welcome with this second single! After "Old Town Road" (which is still to come) became a huge hit, this follow-up caught on as well, unfortunately. Just another annoying mumble rap mess.
83 Ally Brooke feat. Tyga – Low Key (DM: Lips Don't Lie) One thing I always hated about Filth No-Harmony was that they relied too much on random rappers to get hits, and they always picked among the worst ones. Alas, Ally Brooke didn't learn in her solo career as this bland ghetto mess should've been called "Off Key". She does have potential as I think there was a disco song from her that I didn't mind, but there's no excuse for this annoying mess.
82 Beyoncé - 7/11 In the 2010's, I feel Beyoncé really fell off the deep end and became very annoying. This mess was one of many songs that annoyed me during the decade, and trust me - she's not done in this list yet!
81 King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard – Organ Farmer Okay, so what the hell was this? Did these noiseheads intentionally mean to create a song to make my worst list? I hate noisy screamo stuff like this, and it was basically a given, from the reaction it got when it was released, that I'd hate it. Well guys, you got your wish - this definitely made my ears bleed.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 3, 2020 10:18:13 GMT -5
80 Maroon 5 feat. Cardi B - Girls Like You (DM: Don't Wanna Know, What Lovers Do, Wait, Memories) If there is any artist I've done a complete 180 on within the 2010's, it has to be Maroon 5. For the first half of the decade, they were core artists for me, getting many #1's on my chart. But around 2016, they really went downhill, basic and generic.... sounding like every other annoying song on pop radio. I could've included many of their songs here, but decided to focus on "Girls Like You" due to its sheer overplay and Crappi B's annoying rap.
79 Alison Gold - Chinese Food (DM: ABCDEFG, Shush Up) Fat Usher is one of the worst pedophiles ever. Here was another of his experiments, with cultural appropriation gone wrong. Her entire "career" so far has been awful... but what else would I expect for someone groomed sexually by Fat Usher?
78 PSY - Gangnam Style (DM: Gentleman, Hangover, Daddy) *sigh* has to be one of the worst novelty artists lately. I've never been into K-pop, as I find it sounds alien... and this, combined with its annoying viral dance... was inescapeable, unfortunately. He tried a few knockoff follow-ups, and I hated them all... but the original that made him famous for 15 minutes is what makes it in here.
77 Rihanna f/Drake - Work (DM: Rude Boy, Rockstar 101, This Is What You Came For) How annoying and repetitive can you get? I want my Rihfund! Seriously... repeating "work" hundreds of times combined with lots of gibberish? And to top it all off... Rihfund has many worse than this!
76 Post Malone feat. Ty Dolla $ign – Psycho (DM: White Iverson, Congratulations, Rockstar, I Fall Apart, Better Now, Sunflower, Wow, Goodbyes) If there is a poster child for annoying and repetitive mumble rap, it's gotta be Post Malone! Seriously, aside from his token good song "Circles", I just can't make it through his vapid mumbling and annoying beats, with "Psycho" getting the ranking here due to being the most overplayed and having the worst featured random rapper, serial song ruiner Ty Dolla $ign.
75 Madonna feat. Maluma - Medellin Despite disappointing with her previous effort "Rebel Heart", I actually was anticipating new music from Grandma. But when this lead single came out... just bland Latin rhythm that goes absolutely nowhere. Given her amazing classics in the 80's, 90's and 00's, I generally hold Grandma to a high regard... which makes something this boring sting so bad! Seriously, if I want Latin-flavoured Grandma, I'll listen to "La Isla Bonita". And she's sadly not done yet in this list!
74 Kim Kardashian - Jam (Turn It Up) Earth to any "celebrity" who is just famous for being famous... Don't even try a music career. This disaster is one of many reasons why.
73 Ariana Grande feat. Victoria Monet - Monopoly (DM: Everyday) Venti is about as inconsistent as she gets these days... and this is one that just goes nowhere. For it to not make the tracklisting of "Thank U, Next" says something, given how bland a lot of that album is.
72 Drake - Hotline Bling (DM: God's Plan, Nice For What, In My Feelings) I actually don't mind a few Drake songs, but mostly those that he sings instead of raps. However, this one just seemed to be made to go viral and be an annoying rap tune... sadly, it ended up becoming one of his biggest hits and he hasn't recovered since given how awful his "Scorpion" singles were, but unfortunately due to competition, they missed my worst (though "God's Plan" actually came very close).
71 Rae Sremmurd feat. Gucci Mane - Black Beatles (DM: Swang) Speaking of annoying viral rap... blame the mannequin challenge for this one. These guys from Tupelo, MS... the same city that gave us Elvis Presley... compare themselves to the Beatles? What a joke from these annoying rappers. While Swae Lee has gone on to some successful features (and I actually didn't mind his appearance with Ellie Goulding on "Close To Me"), thankfully their career faded fast after this.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 4, 2020 13:07:51 GMT -5
70 Billie Eilish – Bad Guy I just don't see her appeal at all. To me, she's just an annoying, whispering, creepy depressed teenager who sounds like death. This song, due to overplay being the one I'm most familiar with, was the one that creeped me out enough to make my worst of the decade. If she represents the future of music like many have said, then I fear the future of music because we certainly don't need any more depressed teenagers who sound like death!
69 Ariana Grande feat. Nicki Minaj - The Light Is Coming Here's Venti's highest appearance. After being very impressed with "No Tears Left To Cry", she followed it with this mess which I find extremely unlistenable. Inconsistency really seems to be her game these days, and for every Venti song I like, there seems to be one I hate.
68 Will.i.am f/Jennifer Lopez & Mick Jagger - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) (DM: Booty, I Luv Ya Papi, Dinero, Medicine) Ok, whose idea was it to stick these artists together on one song? Will.i.am has to be one of the messiest artists around, and it seems like everything he's touched over the past decade or so has been unlistenable. And while Jennifer Lopez has been inconsistent in the 2010's, none of her others quite were bad enough to make my worst... either that, or they faded into obscurity. I still can't believe Mick Jagger agreed to this... must've been on enough drugs that he felt this was somehow a good idea.
67 Jeremih f/50 Cent - Down On Me Here's JereMEH's highest entry. More annoying bland urban crap, and why'd he have to bring 50 C*nt back? I thought he annoyed me enough back in the 2000's!
66 Machine Gun Kelly & Camila Cabello - Bad Things Ugh, I can't say enough bad things about this one! First up, it is a terrible use of a sample - in this case, Fastball's "Out Of My Head". But what's worse is that Cabelno had to stick her herpes on this! It's bad enough a random rapper had to ruin a 90's classic, but it's worse that Cabelno's herpes-inducing vocals are over this! Needless to say, there's more of Cabelno and her herpes higher up.
65 Cardi B - Money Another rapper I just can't stand is Crappi B. Aside from her Bruno Mars collaborations, everything she's done so far has been completely unlistenable for me. Annoying rap on an annoying beat... makes my ears bleed.
64 DJ Khaled feat. Quavo, Justin Bieber, Lil' Wayne & Chance The Rapper - I'm The One (DM: I'm On One, For Free, No Brainer) Is DJ Khaled the most pointless artist around? Seriously, what does he even do aside from shout his own name on his songs? Not to mention, they all have exceedingly long artist credits, in many cases I don't even bother crediting them all. But this one, due to overplay, has to be the worst... stick a bunch of random rappers (including Quavno and Lil' Payne, two of the worst ever), add in a bland Bieber hook... and you get this mess!
63 Khalid & Normani - Love Lies I know @wife is hoping this would've been much higher, but alas, "Love Slimes" has crashed out at #63. Khalid's actually done some stuff I don't mind, which is surprising given he's not normally my style, but on this one, he sounds like an annoying mumble rapper! Add in No-Harmoni with one of her worst vocal performances here, and you get this bland mess.
62 Kesha – Rich, White, Straight Men (DM: Sleazy, Raising Hell) In the early 2010's, I found Kesha to be a one-trick pony, with every single party anthem sounding exactly the same. Turns out, this was Dr. Luke's doing, and her "emancipation" album "Rainbow" I gained a lot of respect for her - especially proving her vocal talents on "Praying". But in 2019... what the hell happened to her? Now she sounds worse than ever before! Is this her attempt at being a stupid social justice warrior? I don't care about that kind of stuff, but this was just one unlistenable mess!
61 Mariah Carey - Thirsty (DM: Triumphant (Get 'Em), I Don't, GTFO, A No No) Mariah Carey has definitely gone downhill over the years - in the 90's, I felt she could do no wrong, but since then she's become very inconsistent. However, these days I find she's become consistently awful - as I've hated many of her 2010's songs. The worst of all for me has to be "Thirsty", which ranks as her only one that I found terrible enough to make my top 100 worst - which shows HOW awful it is! The chorus is extremely repetitive, like I don't give a damn how thirsty you are, you stupid cow! I feel this was a stupid attempt to sound "trendy" with its bland annoying urban production, but all it does is make her sound very desperate. Mariah, you're in your 40's, almost FIFTY. Stop acting like you're still a teenager!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2020 15:05:29 GMT -5
f*ck Love Slimes
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FKA twigs - Killer (#1 for seven weeks)
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Post by mikeespinho on Jan 4, 2020 15:25:49 GMT -5
It is always interesting to read such lists and thank god I don't know many of these songs. As you wrote in your first post in these days it is very easy to avoid specific songs. Back in the 90s there wasn't a way to avoid such hits as "Lick it" or "Short Dick Man" by 20 Fingers.
I'm looking forward for the rest of your list.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 5, 2020 4:21:26 GMT -5
60 Lil' Jon feat. Tyga – Bend OvaWhat would a worst list of mine be without Lil' Jon? He had some of my most hated songs of the 2000's, most notably "Get Low"... and the 2010's weren't devoid of his annoying shouting style of rap and crunk beats. This one only ranks this low as I barely know it... but that means the overplayed "Turn Down For What" has to be much higher! 59 Rihanna - Needed MeOh look! More Rihfund! She has more songs on the list than anyone else, and this one was just a bland mess that went absolutely nowhere. 58 Halsey - Now Or Never (DM: Bad At Love, Without Me) I had to rank this and "Needed Me" back to back as they're practically the same song! The rihpoff from the artist who we shall never assume the gender of ranks 1 spot higher than the song it rihpped off, and this song turned me completely off Halsey. Not that I was ever really into her to begin with, to be honest... but this is definitely my most hated from her/him/it/whatever Halsey wants to use for pronouns, though "Without Me" due to its gross amounts of overplay and bland trap beats narrowly missed the list. 57 Christina Aguilera feat. 2 Chainz & Ty Dolla $ign - AccelerateMany artists in this set have had #1's on my chart, and for such songs, the bar tends to be set higher given past output. Christina Aguilera is a perfect example of that, so when she came back after six years with her first new album in that time (which ended up being the one many of us call "Librarian"), this lead single instantly disgusted me with its bland beat, annoying random rappers and disgusting video! While this was awful for her standards, she has one more higher up - from an album that I generally can't stand. 56 Imagine Dragons - ThunderHere's one that I'm sure you're surprised isn't higher! But truth is... there are others that hate this more than me, and given HOW much crap there was in the 2010's, I found 55 songs that were even worse! Just an annoying, monotonous beat with pitched vocals repeating the title "thunder" over and over and over throughout the chorus (is that seriously the only lyric, "thunder, feel the thunder, lightning and the thunder" in the chorus?) I've generally enjoyed Imagine Dragons... except for this song, which is their token bad song for me. Given how much it was and still is overplayed, it's bound to keep annoying me for a long time after this! 55 Rihanna - You Da OneThere can never be too much Rihfund in here, it seems! This one was just a boring and monotonous mess that was part of why I hate Rihfund to this day - indeed from its parent album "Talk That Talk", most of its releases I absolutely can't stand. 54 The Carters - ApeshitWhat's worse than Beyoncé being a fake feminist? Beyoncé doing mumble rap! This one, from her collaborative album with Jay-Z, "Everything Is Love", was an annoying mumbly mess that was a huge downward swing from what both artists have done before. Considering Migos's involvement with this one, it was no wonder it was absolutely horrible and unlistenable. Shame because they've shown their talent before... now they waste it all on annoying mumble rap shit that's poison to my ears. 53 Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (DM: Just Can't Get Enough, Don't Stop The Party, #Wheresthelove (feat. The World), Be Nice, RITMO (Bad Boys For Life)) I've already ranted about Will.i.am before in this list... and his stuff with the Whack Eyed Peas was just as awful, if not worse! The worst thing they could possibly do is take a classic hit from the past and turn it into their annoying brand of electro-hip hop that just gets messy and goes nowhere... and that's what they did to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack hit "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life", turn it into an unlistenable mess. However... my rants won't end here 52 Avril Lavigne feat. Nicki Minaj - Dumb BlondeMuch like with many artists with a history of #1's on my chart, I tend to hold Avril Lavigne's music in high esteem... the early stuff, of course. Starting with her "The Best Damn Thing" album, her quality got very inconsistent, and after a while, I felt like she was done making good music as she tended towards the immature crap. The "Head Above Water" era started off promising with two strong singles, but once this one was released... I knew nothing had changed after all, as this immature sound just couldn't disappear from her discography. And Nicki Minaj adds absolultely nothing to it! Avril, just grow up and leave this immature crap in the past. You can do so much better. 51 Beyoncé - Run The World (Girls)While I enjoyed Beyoncé's stuff with Destiny's Child and early solo career... after a while, things started to get bad. And this was clearly one of her worst! With a repetitive chorus, annoying beat and everything that makes for a huge mess... this fake feminist released one of her worst songs ever here! Thankfully "4" did have a few gems following this, but this lead single was absolutely terrible in every possible way! Alas, she'd only get worse with time...
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Post by Sam I Am on Jan 5, 2020 4:36:11 GMT -5
LIGHTNING THEN THE THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 6, 2020 0:55:13 GMT -5
50 Kanye West - Lift YourselfPoopy-di scoop, Scoop-diddy-whoop, Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop. What kind of f***ing stupid lyric is that? I'd make Kanye scoop his own poop just for unleashing this horror on the world! 49 Selena Gomez feat. A$AP Rocky - Good For YouI really hate Selena Gomez's whispery vocals, and this was the single that made her the whisper queen. It's just boring and goes absolutely nowhere and Random Rapper adds absolutely nothing to it. Despite all this, there is one song I hate more from her! 48 Bon Iver - HoloceneAnd now, for the token indie song! I first heard of Bon Iver when this was nominated for Grammy awards, and when I heard this song, which I refer to as "Hollow Scene"... I just couldn't make anything out of it. Totally unlistenable, pretentious and boring indie crap that goes absolutely nowhere and that I can't make out any sort of tune or lyrics in. 47 J. Balvin & Willy William - Mi GenteWhat's worse than an annoying beat? An annoying beat that sounds like burping, that's what! What an annoying, irritating mess that makes me regurgitate my lunch whenever I hear it. 46 Major Lazer feat. Camila Cabello, Quavo & Travis Scott - Know No BetterThat artist credit should say it all. I knew before I heard it I'd hate it, and I was completely right - it was just as messy and bland as I'd expected, given the presence of the herpes queen and random rappers on a song by one of the worst EDM/reggae acts ever - Major Lazer! Unsurprisingly, both they AND Cabelno have more to come. 45 Tones And I – Dance MonkeyAnd now for the song that has set records in Australia and has taken the world by storm! Seriously though, I just don't get the appeal of this one. It has potential with the catchiness factor, but the worst part of it is that her voice sounds like someone strangled a cat! This has definitely divided opinions as there seems to be no middle ground at all - it truly is a "love it or hate it" kind of song, and I am one of those that hates it. But I do hate 44 2010's songs more than this! 44 Kanye West & Lil' Pump - I Love ItHow can Kanye West do a song worse than one about scooping the poop? Teaming up with one of the worst mumble rappers around, Lil' Pump! This was just another annoying mumblefest, proving how far down the toilet Kanye's music has sunk over the past few years! 43 The Chainsmokers – #SelfieIt's hard to believe that the past few years' biggest EDM act, who have also dabbled in the indie scene, The Chainsmokers, started off their music career with this stupid novelty song! Take an annoying beat, two annoying social media influencer-type gossip girls speaking (NOT singing) over the beat about taking selfies... and you get this piece of shit! Someone better smash their mirrors and tell them that they're giving me a headache! And again, what's with the stupid hashtag in the title? Normally I just omit it but I'm including it here just to accentuate how stupid it is! It's a total miracle that these guys actually ended up decent after this, and that this didn't kill their chances of redemption! 42 3Oh!3 - My DickNormally innuendo-laden songs tend to be subtle about it. Not 3Oh!3 - the title basically gives away how direct they are! Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick and every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick... what kind of stupidity is that? I liked a few of their other songs, but there is no excuse for this at all! I bet they have small dicks. 41 Camila Cabello feat. Quavo – OMG (DM: Crying In The Club, Havana, Senorita, Liar, South Of The Border, Beautiful) Again, another giveaway due to the artists involved! By this time, Cabelno's voice had already irritated me with her herpes, and basically anything "featuring Quavo" was ruined by his annoying mumbling. Put them together and you get a song that I was bound to hate from day one! The only reason why this isn't in my top 40 worst? Thankfully, it didn't catch on as the public and radio stations favoured "Havana" (which just missed the list) over this.
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Post by Matt on Jan 6, 2020 1:47:25 GMT -5
I never expected an Imagine Dragons track to make this list, but yes that is prob the least best from them for me. As for 'Dance Monkey', it was just an okay song for me. Didn't love it or hate it. It's currently returned for it's 22nd week at #1 here, since Mariah's festive track interrupted it for a week
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 7, 2020 1:10:09 GMT -5
40 Miley Cyrus - Dooo It!I'm sure JessieLou will be disappointed to see this so low, but the truth is - I basically forgot how it goes. All I remember is that it was extremely irritating and the video was very disturbing... enough so that I pushed the memory out of my head. 39 DJ Snake feat. Selena Gomez & Cardi B - Taki TakiThe artist credit on here should say it all, considering how much I hate all three. But what makes this worse? It's a f***ing REGGAETON song... and I HATE reggaeton. Seriously, what the hell is this mess? It's seriously headache inducing! And what's worse... ALL three of these headlining artists have had even WORSE than this! 38 Miley Cyrus - We Can't StopThis was the worst way to do a career transformation I've seen! Appropriating black culture, doing an annoying ho anthem, having an annoying beat, twerking... this really turned me off her for many years afterwards. Miley, stop trying to be a porn star pretending to be a pop star... oh wait, she did many years later, thankfully. Still, the scars from this mess remain many years afterwards and this remains among my most hated songs of the 2010's. 37 D.R.A.M. feat. Lil' Yachty - Broccoli36 Kyle feat. Lil' Yachty - iSpyI'm grouping these two together because both lead artists are annoying faceless random rappers, and Lil' Yachty, being a Lil' Whoever, ruins everything he touches. My ears still feel scarred from hearing these. 35 Beyoncé - FormationI know the critics loved her "Lemonade" album, but I didn't get the hype at all... everything I heard from it was a huge mess. Sounds like she was trying too hard to be a fake feminist or a social justice warrior... whatever she was trying to do, I don't care, I was annoyed by it all. But this lead single? It was the worst of them all. First up, its beat was extremely headache-inducing. The song, its video and performances honestly felt like racist propaganda against anyone that isn't black... and any kind of racism is not excuseable, seems like she was trying to generate controversy... and pissing many off in the process. This truly was her jump the shark moment for me - remember when she could actually sing and didn't try too hard to be "woke"? 34 Big Sean - Dance (Ass)Seriously. How many times can you repeat "ass" in a song like this? (Just checked... it's 110.) And the MC Hammer sample... was that really necessary? One of the most annoying and repetitive songs ever, and my second worst of 2011. (I believe all other years still have songs left in here.) 33 Lil' Wayne - 6 Foot 7 FootAnd here is my worst of 2011! In the late 2000's, Lil' Wayne's voice was worse than nails on a chalkboard, and he had THREE of my top 5 worst of 2008. I seriously don't get this dude's appeal... to make it for me, you have to have a good voice that fits your style of music. And taking a terrible voice with annoying beats reminiscent of his older song "A Milli"... well, that has "No. Just no." written all over it. Definitely Lil' Payne's worst of the 2010's as a lead artist. 32 Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg - WiggleWhat the hell is up with this beat? It's just bland and headache inducing! A cheap attempt at a booty-shaking anthem... it all fails flat in the final product. Jason Derulo has always been very inconsistent but this was the first time that I truly hated one of his songs... but it sure wasn't the last. 31 Young Money feat. Lloyd - BedrockGiven the artists involved in the Young Money collective at this time... it was pretty much guaranteed to be a disaster. But this bland ghetto mess with horrible puns just fell flat in every way possible. Quite possibly the most annoying song from most of the artists involved in this... except for Lil' Wayne (who was worse in the 2000's) and Nicki Minaj (who isn't quite done yet!) (P.S. I know this was technically a 2009 release, but it got the bulk of its airplay in 2010 which qualifies it for this list.)
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Post by Matt on Jan 7, 2020 5:31:52 GMT -5
Dooooooooooooooo Ittttt was horrific, but I didn't mind We Can't Stop. That whole album she released for free that time was garbage. She should have included $50 of her own cash in with each copy to entice people to listen to it. Taki-Taki and Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass............... were vomit-inducing. Formation was terrible for Beyond$hit, but compared to the rest of the album it was a #1 hit Wiggle was just baaaaaad.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2020 10:48:38 GMT -5
I am expecting the following to make the top 30:
Hello Kitty Young And Menace Swalla I Got That Meth Money Old Town Road Panda Baauer Kiiara and her incoherent mumbling Filth No-Harmoni - Work From Home Stay With Me Bodak Yellow Despacito Fetish or Feels, whichever is the whisperfest Never Be The Same Birthday Cake Pour It Up Gucci Gang
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 8, 2020 1:24:23 GMT -5
30 Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj - Woohoo (DM: Many other songs from Bionic) The "Bionic" era started out innocently enough, with "Not Myself Tonight" as the lead single... I liked that one and it made me look forward to the album. However, as soon as this mess was released (up until this point, I hadn't liked anything from Nicki Minaj - she had yet to release her token good songs), I thought WTF? This was a huge mess, and what the hell was "woohoo" supposed to mean? Sadly, this turned out to be an omen, as many of the other songs from "Bionic" annoyed me to no end! But since this was the one I remembered the most, it's the one that makes it in here. She's had several I've liked since, including some collaborations, but she just hasn't been the same as her 90's and 00's classics. I am expecting the following to make the top 30: Old Town Road Never Be The Same Pour It Up I can confirm that these three songs are. 29 Camila Cabello – Never Be The SameOk, Cabelno. You've done enough torturing my ears with your herpes-inducing voice... so what do you do here? Do a high-pitched shriek that would be enough to melt my eardrums! Seriously... those high notes are extremely painful to listen to! While many of her other songs just simply have no redeeming factors, this is even worse given this part of the song! She needs to take her herpes-infected fungus somewhere else. 28 Rihanna - Pour It UpAnd this is about as trashy as it gets! I felt her "Talk That Talk" era was really when it went downhill for Rihfund, and while overall "Unapologetic" was a step up (temporarily, of course, and relatively speaking - it still lacked compared to her 2000's classics), this single just had no excuse! Seriously! What an annoying bland beat, and such a trashy song to boot! And what do you know... she got even worse! 27 Lil' Nas X - Old Town RoadAnd here is my worst of 2019! As awful a year as it was, I feel a lot of 2019's songs haven't really had time to be among the worst ever, despite lots of representation in the top 100. Just an annoying bland trap beat with an irritating mumble rapper (and, for some strange reason, Billy Ray Cyrus being relevant again), rapping about some stupid horse. I just don't get the appeal of mumble rap like this. And to top it off, given its record-breaking chart reign on Billboard doing the impossible for me - putting me on the same side as TWO of the most annoying fanbases - Mariah's lambs and Justin's Beliebers! That is something that is very hard to do! I don't know how but I still found 26 songs worse than this over the course of the decade! 26 Nicki Minaj - Anaconda (DM: Truffle Butter) We had Nicki Minaj a while back teaming up with Christina Aguilera, but this one is solo! And it's another case of involving a 90's one hit wonder - in this case, a sample from Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". What the hell was up with this? Just another song where she annoyed me and ruined the sample, making me want to hear the original instead! 25 Willow Smith - Whip My Hair2010 crashes out here, with a headache-inducing song from a "singer" who was then NINE YEARS OLD. Seriously, kids that age shouldn't have professional music careers, they should be in school! And this is extremely repetitive too, how many times did we need to hear her say that she whips her hair back and forth? Ugh, Will should be ashamed her daughter released this cringefest! 24 Chris Brown - His entire 2010's careerThis is the only entry in the list where I lump up an entire career, and for good reason. See, in 2009, he savagely beat up his then-girlfriend Rihanna just before the Grammy awards. If you've seen the police report, you know how much of an evil person Chris Brown is... if not, and if you dare read the graphic descriptions, you can surely find it for yourself. I knew I had to take a stand that day, and ever since then, he has been banned from my chart and I refuse to ever give anything he appears on a chance ever again. I seriously don't see why this WOMAN BEATER still has fans, I can't see anyone having any good reason to defend this WOMAN BEATER. Not to mention, he's tortured my ears with A LOT of shit ever since, I'm not going to mention them all or give him the time of day, he's not worth it. There are only two places this WOMAN BEATER deserves to be in. The first is, worst songs lists like this where we bash this WOMAN BEATER. The second is, in jail forever, so this WOMAN BEATER can't beat any women again. I normally don't believe in a lot of cancel culture, especially in cases where they are basically guilty until proven innocent and unfairly cancelled... but this WOMAN BEATER is someone I feel that truly deserves to be cancelled completely - just like I did to him on my chart. F*** you, you f***ing WOMAN BEATER, and rot in prison. Nobody should be validating this WOMAN BEATER's actions, it makes the enablers just as bad as this WOMAN BEATER. 23 Mike Will Made It f/Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa & Juicy J - 23What's worse than Miley being a porn star pretending to be a pop star? Miley doing... CRUNK? Seriously, what kind of mess is this? She doesn't go well with annoying random rappers at all, not to mention the annoying crunk production! And what kind of name is "Mike Will Made It"? Go back to school and learn grammar, you can't put future tense and past tense in the same clause! He's responsible for so many entries in this worst list, I don't think I can name a single thing he's done that I've liked! 22 Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My MoneyYou all knew this was coming... I'm sure you all remember the legendary thread when this song came out. I knew it would be awful, given how bad Rihfund had been up to this point and the title just didn't sound like it could be any good... and I was right. I really, really HATE trap music, especially its continued dominance... and this was just a train wreck in every way possible. Bitch? Better have my Rihfund, because I certainly didn't ask for this annoying piece of shit! 21 Tyga - Rack CityYou're probably thinking, weren't we done with 2011 songs? Well, I consider this more 2012 as it peaked then. Seriously, what an annoying song, who really need repetitive "rack city" over and over again? What a degrading song, just shows where this random rapper's priorities are. Just shut up already!
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Post by Matt on Jan 8, 2020 7:40:31 GMT -5
OH Lordie, we're really starting to scrape the bottom of the toilet now Have I missed "Turn Down For What" yet?
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