Post by Matt on Dec 19, 2019 0:45:43 GMT -5
After a hiatus last year, this year I thought I'd bring back my list of the worst songs I had the absolute mis-pleasure of hearing during 2019
Inspired by John's Ke$hit list, I bring you the 2019 $hitbull list!
I won't subject you all to 50 horrible songs this time, and I even had trouble cutting it down to 30. I will subject you to a countdown however, because I want people to actually make the mistake of clicking on a link and having to hear these atrocious sounds... just like I did!
(Once again - disclaimer: this is all in good fun and I'm sure some people out there may actually like these songs, and all music is relative - these are the ones thatmade my ears bleed did not appeal to me.)
Who will take out #1 for 2019?
Here is a recap of previous year's countdown worst song #1's.
2013 - Alison Gold - "ABCDEFG"
2014 - Three Beat Slide - "Summertime Is Great"
2015 - Rihanna - "Bitch Better Have My Money"
2016 - Cherylyn Barnes - "Moist" (beating out "Work" by Rihanna/Drake at #2)
2017 - Lil Pump - "Gucci Gang"
Here we go!
Inspired by John's Ke$hit list, I bring you the 2019 $hitbull list!
I won't subject you all to 50 horrible songs this time, and I even had trouble cutting it down to 30. I will subject you to a countdown however, because I want people to actually make the mistake of clicking on a link and having to hear these atrocious sounds... just like I did!
(Once again - disclaimer: this is all in good fun and I'm sure some people out there may actually like these songs, and all music is relative - these are the ones that
Who will take out #1 for 2019?
Here is a recap of previous year's countdown worst song #1's.
2013 - Alison Gold - "ABCDEFG"
2014 - Three Beat Slide - "Summertime Is Great"
2015 - Rihanna - "Bitch Better Have My Money"
2016 - Cherylyn Barnes - "Moist" (beating out "Work" by Rihanna/Drake at #2)
2017 - Lil Pump - "Gucci Gang"
Here we go!
30
Labrinth - "Mount Everest"
How the hell did someone who released incredible songs like "Beneath Your Beautiful" and "Earthquake" go SOOOO far to the other end of the spectrum?
OMFG this was horrid~!
29
Madonna & Maluma - "Medellin"
Maybe I just don't understand the language, but to me the only saving grace in this is that I want to climb Maluma like a tree, and I'm hoping Madge did on my behalf. "One two cha-cha-cha!"
28
Black Eyed Peas feat. Snoop Dogg - "Be Nice"
I get that it's meant to be a positive track, but it's just auto-tune overdone and incredibly repetitive, and it's making out like everyone is horrible and jaded in general. Which is what this song is. And Snoop was obviously so high that he couldn't even take his glasses off.
27
Ozzy Osbourne - "Straight To Hell"
Well, I've never been a fan of Ozzy's music, but this is the first time he's made a $hitbull list! Apparently he'll "make me scream and defecate" - got that right after I heard this.
26
YNW Melly - "Bang Bang"
The firstcrap song on the $hitbull list, and another first-timer, by... who-now? YNW Melly? Oooook then. All I can hear in this is the word "pussy", "f*ck" and "ni**a" over and over, plus numerous drug and violence references by one of the most annoying voices of the year!
25
Smokepurpp feat. Lil Skies - "Dirty Dirty"
These rappers make out like they are getting laid all the time, which makes me really question these said women's standards. This particular "singer" spent "a million dollars on some watches and couldn't even go out in case they watchin'" - such lyrical genius! That's when I wasn't hearing the "bluurrrrp bluurrrp!" that all rappers seem to be doing these days. And if you let the playlist on Youtube just keep playing, it plays different artists who ALL SOUND THE SAME and ALL CAN'T SING. WHY AMERICA, WHY?
24
Flipp Dinero feat. Kodak Black - "Till I'm Gone"
Another rapper, but this one sounds like he's lost his voice and decided to make use of his appointment at the recording studio anyway. Either that or he needs to take some more Metamucil to clear his constipation.
23
Jaecy feat. Pistol Pete & Enzo - "Repeat"
It always amazes me when a terrible song has not just one featured artist, but two. Like Christ, they ain't helping you any. WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! great hook guys...
22
Drapht - "Work It Out"
Now a more slow rap-track, but this guy is just talking with some weird melody over the top. Write a poem, dude.
21
Kesha - "My Own Dance"
Another VERY hit and miss artist for me. She's even had three top 5's for me, but then she goes and releases tripe like this. Nope. I don't do that dance either, Kesha.
Stay tuned for theTop Bottom 20! Coming soon
Labrinth - "Mount Everest"
How the hell did someone who released incredible songs like "Beneath Your Beautiful" and "Earthquake" go SOOOO far to the other end of the spectrum?
OMFG this was horrid~!
29
Madonna & Maluma - "Medellin"
Maybe I just don't understand the language, but to me the only saving grace in this is that I want to climb Maluma like a tree, and I'm hoping Madge did on my behalf. "One two cha-cha-cha!"
28
Black Eyed Peas feat. Snoop Dogg - "Be Nice"
I get that it's meant to be a positive track, but it's just auto-tune overdone and incredibly repetitive, and it's making out like everyone is horrible and jaded in general. Which is what this song is. And Snoop was obviously so high that he couldn't even take his glasses off.
27
Ozzy Osbourne - "Straight To Hell"
Well, I've never been a fan of Ozzy's music, but this is the first time he's made a $hitbull list! Apparently he'll "make me scream and defecate" - got that right after I heard this.
26
YNW Melly - "Bang Bang"
The first
25
Smokepurpp feat. Lil Skies - "Dirty Dirty"
These rappers make out like they are getting laid all the time, which makes me really question these said women's standards. This particular "singer" spent "a million dollars on some watches and couldn't even go out in case they watchin'" - such lyrical genius! That's when I wasn't hearing the "bluurrrrp bluurrrp!" that all rappers seem to be doing these days. And if you let the playlist on Youtube just keep playing, it plays different artists who ALL SOUND THE SAME and ALL CAN'T SING. WHY AMERICA, WHY?
24
Flipp Dinero feat. Kodak Black - "Till I'm Gone"
Another rapper, but this one sounds like he's lost his voice and decided to make use of his appointment at the recording studio anyway. Either that or he needs to take some more Metamucil to clear his constipation.
23
Jaecy feat. Pistol Pete & Enzo - "Repeat"
It always amazes me when a terrible song has not just one featured artist, but two. Like Christ, they ain't helping you any. WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! great hook guys...
22
Drapht - "Work It Out"
Now a more slow rap-track, but this guy is just talking with some weird melody over the top. Write a poem, dude.
21
Kesha - "My Own Dance"
Another VERY hit and miss artist for me. She's even had three top 5's for me, but then she goes and releases tripe like this. Nope. I don't do that dance either, Kesha.
Stay tuned for the