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Post by Pipa on Jan 26, 2018 22:34:43 GMT -5
Scientists work around the clock to prevent fungal infections, but one artist is bringing them into your ears. Sebastian Prospero, the artist behind the 2014 Globalchart smash "70s Whore", is excited about the release of his new single "F*ck Purse". "I wrote about something that was very personal to me", he explained. "I f*cking hate Purse Music Board with a passion. I remember when it formed at 11:30am on September 22, 2003, and it was already my least favorite site on the Internet. It was also the first day I used the word "mahogany". The song heavily samples Qkumba Zoo's forgotten 1996 pop hit, The Child Inside. "A lot of people thought I was going for the nostalgia factor, but honestly, I just wanted to know, "who's that calling?" In addition, it features some top notch talent. "Candice Bergen was thrilled once she heard her spot on this piece. Apparently it inspired her to reboot 'Murphy Brown'. We even managed to get Randy Stanton on it too. Originally he wasn't willing to join, but once he heard it he was satisfied with the results as well. He thanked us by telling us to have a good day. He's been telling us that every single day for the past 6 months." The song debuts at #96 on the Billboard Hot 100, but not without competition. Last week a literal piece of human excrement debuted at #86 with the song "I'm the Shit, Bitch", which rocketed to an unprecedented #14. However, Prospero assures us this doesn't concern him. "Other artists may go for the gimmick, but I rely on two things: #realmusic and fungus. This song will be the next '70s Whore'; if it isn't, I will personally rejoin Purse and create a post praising 'Dear Mr. President'".
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 26, 2018 22:36:28 GMT -5
I think @wife is on to something here. The Qkumba Zoo sample is really what makes this as legendary as it is. Fairly sure this will be his biggest Globalchart hit so far, something that a lot of mumble rap hits failed to do.
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Post by JessieLou on Jan 26, 2018 22:39:42 GMT -5
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHOSE THAT? CALLING???
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Jan 26, 2018 23:54:44 GMT -5
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOSE THAT? CALLING??? You better not tell me or Courage that!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2018 11:08:35 GMT -5
Yes, indeed, f*ck Purse.
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