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Post by Matt on Oct 10, 2017 10:30:15 GMT -5
I hated 7 years, then it grew on me when I actually listened to the lyrics. Agreed on "Cotton Eye Joe". How high were they when they wrote that one? I liked "Love Yourself" haha Excuse me, us Aussies know a good hit when we hear one and that's why "Doop" went no. 1 here. Just like how "Who Let The Dog's Out" and "Bloke" also went to #1 I don't know #296 "Hot" was anything but. I think the only one she did worse than that is hopefully yet to come "That's Not My Name" was meh, but I didn't hate it. Agreed that "Shut Up And Let Me Go" was better though. "We Are Indie Douchebags" OMG that is hilarious Yeah this song got SO overplayed I was ready to neck myself. "Windows Down" was very meh to me, like the main character in The Emoji Movie (which is also the worst movie I've seen this year.) And never heard the last one either
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 10, 2017 17:38:21 GMT -5
290. Shitney Spears – “I Hate Rock N’ Roll” (2001)I’m still trying to figure out why this exists. A lot of people hate her version of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, and understandably so, but I never minded that one, probably because of the nostalgia (I played the crap out of the Oops!... I Did It Again album when it was out and that and Mandy Moore's So Real were the first CDs I bought with my own allowance). But THIS is downright unacceptable. I grew up on the original and to this day I consider this one of the worst covers ever - yes even worse than her version of "My Prerogative" from three years later, and I'm sure many of you remember how much I loved that one when it was out. 289. Kat Deflopa featuring Elephant Man – “(What The Hell Does) Whine Up (Mean, And Why Are You Being f*cking Annoying About It)” (2007)I NEVER got the fuss for this one! The verses are ok but the chorus is annoying as shit!!! Glad she became a one hit wonder. 288. T-Pain – “I’m Still Sprung (At How Much This Song Sucks)” (2005)He has another song I find worse than this one but this still blows. How much auto-tune can one person have?! For those who don't understand why I gave it this title, this excerpt from my 2011 list explains it: 287. Kelly Ho-land featuring Lil’ Payne – “(I Have No) Motivation (To Do Anything When I Hear This Because It's Boring As Hell!)” (2011)I used to like Kelly Rowland until she started making crappy songs like this one as well as saying stupid shit like this. To add insult to injury, this song is boring as hell and features the worst vocalist ever - yes even worse than Miley. Bring back the days when she texted people on Microsoft Excel! 286. Kevin Lyttle – “Turn Me Off” (2004)I hate reggae. 285. LMFAO – “Ugly And I Know It” (2011)So “Party Rock Anthem” has admittedly grown on me. This one however can still suck a bag of dicks. "I have passion in my pants?" Dude, seriously? Too bad you didn't have passion in your brain to record a good song, this was and still is ridiculous. 284. Rihfund – “(You) Needed Me (To Make A Good Song, But I Failed Again! YAY ME!)” (2016)Definitely not her worst song by any means, and Halsey’s cover of this which she renamed “Now Or Never” is still to come, but overplay at school and it's overall ratchetness has caused this mediocrity to make the list. Please bring back the days of “Umbrella” and “Disturbia” back, ty. 283. A bunch of Spanish people featuring Justina Beaver – “Despashito” (2017)I will never understand why music buyers decided this was equally as good as “One Sweet Day”. This song is about as memorable as what I ate for breakfast this morning, and the ONLY reason why teeny boppers even gave this the light of day to begin with was because of Justina Beaver. 282. Shitney Spears featuring Igloo Australia – “Ugly Girls” (2015)The ONE good thing that irrelevant rapper/hateful bitch Azealia Banks gave us was that nickname for Iggy Azalea. I tried really hard to like this at the time because of the cheesy but cute 80s themed video, but everything about this was terrible, from Britney’s vocals to the song’s incredibly superficial message. Glad this flopped! 281. Avicii – “Hey Brother (Your Song Sucks)” (2013)I used to hear this constantly at one of my old jobs and it always annoyed the crap out of me. It’s half EDM, half country, but full of crap! 280. An R&B singer from the 2000s who I always liked that decided to record a screamo song. 279. A #1 hit from the 60s who many will disagree with strongly for being on this list. 278. A former #7 hit on my chart. 277. When generic EDM people collaborate with big pop divas. 276. Backstreet Boys you are not! 275. A big hit from 2013 that comes from the same album as #274. 274. A minor hit from 2014. 273. When punk rock goes geezerly! 272. A flop single from last year from one of my most hated artists of this decade. 271. An artist from the Motown era who I usually like very much - and no Courage, it’s not “Stevie Blunder”.
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Post by Pipa on Oct 10, 2017 18:20:53 GMT -5
"Hey Brother" went #1 for me...in retrospect, I have no idea why. But um all the rest of these songs are terrible, 273 is the Offspring, great list sweetie <3
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Post by Matt on Oct 10, 2017 19:20:09 GMT -5
290. Shitney Spears – “I Hate Rock N’ Roll” (2001) I didn't understand this. She's America's pop artist but loves Rock N Roll. And it just sounded weird coming out of her mouth, to me. I guess that's okay to cover this, but why kill a Joan Jett & The Blackhearts epic? I liked 'My Prerogative' though. Also the fact that Mandy Moore was one of your first allowance CD's makes me love you even more I think I gave this a listen once upon a time and it went straight in the trash pile. All the 'T'-artists are an acronym for "Trash" Kelly Ho-land Meh this was okay. I almost forgot about this song. Didn't mind it. Ergh, I think this went to #1 here also. FFS, What is wrong with people's hearing? Rihfund! OMG My friend from NY who lives in Sydney now would slap you if he heard you call her that! Yeah agreed. This was bad but she had a whole catalogue of horrific. I will admit that I saw Justin live (again) this year, but he didn't perform this one (I wonder why? Haha). Look, this was an okay song. A song mostly not in English has to be damn catchy to do so well (Hello Psy?) but I am SO thankful that Taylor prevented this from breaking Mariah/B2M's record, even if it was with a shit song herself (which will probz make my $hitlist at the end of the year) This was sooooo bad. What were they thinking?? Well EDM and country will generally mix well with me, so I didn't mind this one
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 10, 2017 19:50:06 GMT -5
Going to keep track of how many I like. Expecting maybe half.
7 Years, Cotton Eye Joe, Love Yourself, We Are Young.
Turn Me On, Despacito, Hey Brother.
Current count 7/20
Surely the simplest way to make fun of the title of "Doop" would be "Poop"?
I hope the perfection that is Lisa-Gail will not appear here, especially 3 Second Rule.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2017 20:45:09 GMT -5
Britney's cover of Joan Jett is much worse than her cover of Bobby Brown, agreed on that one.
Kat DeLuna has become obscure anyway, and that song was just average to me, nothing great. The Avicii song is just average, as well.
As much as I still like the T-Pain song (got to #8 for me), I'm glad to see it on here because the story behind it is classic!
Kelly Rowland's comeback was disappointing, agreed.
Kevin Lyttle wasn't so bad at first, but got overplayed and I'm still sick of it now, even 13 years later!
"Sexy And I Know It" is a guilty pleasure of mine, got to #2 for me.
Both Rihanna and Luis Fonsi have had much better. I barely even remember what the other Britney song sounds like.
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 10, 2017 21:41:25 GMT -5
280. Alicia Keys – “Screamfest On Fire” (2012)I always liked Alicia Keys. "Fallin'" was one of my favorite songs of 2001, and two of my biggest chart hits in 2004 were "You Don't Know My Name" and "If I Ain't Got You" (although I'm still burnt out on the latter). I have no clue what the f*ck she was thinking here. I tried really hard to like this one, but that chorus is BRUTAL. THIS GIRLLLLLLLLLLLL IS ON FIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Dude, seriously, is this Alicia Keys or is this Jessie J?! USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE. GOD. 279. The Whoors – “Do Do Do Do Light My Fire Do Do Do Do” (1967)Some of you may not get the title I gave this one, but basically whenever I impersonate The Doors the "do do do do"'s are supposed to be their keyboards. I never liked them, but what made me REALLY start disliking them was one night back when I had VH1 (now MTV) Classic, back when I had this habit where I had to fall asleep with the TV on, while I was trying to sleep VH1 Classic was airing some documentary on The Doors and I couldn't sleep because they kept playing concert footage of Jim screaming like a nutjob and all their songs had those annoying do do do do keyboards!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!! 278. Old Powter – “Bad Day” (2005/2006)I was going to post the picture of me at the record store in South Florida giving his 99-cent CD a disgusted look, but I can't find it. So I guess I'll rant instead. The first time I heard this, it was fine. Actually, the first few times I heard it, it was fine - that's why it somehow managed a #7 peak on my chart (also keep in mind this was the same year Fergie's "London Bridge" peaked at #7 - #7 hits from 2006 are cursed ). But this got SO f*ckING OVERPLAYED at it's peak that I NEVER wanna hear this again! I have a bad day whenever I hear this crap! 277. David "All My Songs Sound The Same" Guetta featuring Rihfund – “Who’s That Mediocre Chick” (2010)
I actually hated this more in the early 2010's than I do now, but this is still terrible nonetheless. 276. Justina Beaver – “As Long As You Hate Me” (2012)Like "Needed Me", this is not his worst, but it's still shit. First off, the title is misleading, because it shares the name with my favorite Backstreet Boys song. Also the song is boring as hell. You'd think someone that teenage girls are obsessed with would be at least A LITTLE interesting! 275. Slutley Skankrus – “We Can’t Stop (Being Shit)” (2013)The problem that I have with a lot of Miley's songs, including this one, is that if they were done by literally ANYBODY ELSE, I would like them. This song was originally offered to the artist now known as Rihfund, and I think even she would've done a better job! I just cannot stand Miley's voice, it sounds grating on every song of hers I've heard. The only songs of hers that I can tolerate even a little bit are "Drive" and "See You Again", and even those I can only deal with in small doses. I have more to say, but I'll save that for the next song... 274. Slutley Skankrus – “(Why Should I) Adore You (When You Can't f*cking Sing?)” (2013)Again, this would be fine if anyone else sang it. Another thing that pisses me off about the entire Bangerz era in general is that now all of a sudden she's a "good girl" and she regrets all the twerking and shit, and it just seems like everything about her is inauthentic and snobby, because now she's acting like she's above that just like she acted like she was above Hannah Montana during this time. I'm gonna call it now - in about a year or two she's going to say that "Malibu" and "Younger Now" aren't the real her and that it was just a phase. PHONY. AS. f*ck. 273. The Offspring – “When You Become Geezers” (2003)Actual title is "When You're In Prison". Last year when I spotlighted The Offspring on The Book Club, I played this album track from their 2003 Splinter album out of curiosity because Pipa was going on and on about how terrible the album was and this song especially. This is NOT the Offspring we know and love - this sounds like a f*cking 30's song. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FAKE GEEZERS! 272. MEHgan Trainor – “Me Eww” (2016)Just when Meghan Trainor was starting to get on my good side with "Like I'm Gonna Lose You" and "No", she decides to ruin everything and release this crap. The verses are actually okay, but what the hell is that chorus? Could you be any more obnoxious?! And for someone who is supposed to promote body positivity and loving yourself, in a lot of her songs - particularly this one - she comes across as conceited more than confident. 271. Diana Ross – “(Why Should I Have) Muscles (When You're Being Annoying About It?)” (1982)Michael Jackson's songwriting + Diana Ross's vocals = smash hit, right? WRONG! I've always really liked Diana Ross - especially her early 80's output with songs such as "Upside Down", "I'm Coming Out", and the criminally underrated "Mirror Mirror", but I don't know what went wrong here. It's boring as hell and tries way too hard to be sexy. 270. What Eric Cartman was doing before South Park.269. A 2014 single with what was quite possibly the most predictable music video ever.268. I always believed that Charlene's "I've Never Been To Me" was the most hated song on M4B. The most hated song on Media Source, however, was this.267. The first of three appearances for these indie douches from Columbus, Ohio.266. A very recent CHR #1 hit.265. Indie douche from 2014.264. Indie douches from 2011.263. Hey look, we're rock stars now!262. When I did my one-year anniversary special of The Book Club earlier this year where I spotlighted songs from the show's alumni, this song was that night's token bad song.261. Rock hit from the early 70's.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2017 21:47:27 GMT -5
I don't even remember the David Guetta, Offspring or Meghan Trainor songs. Don't know the Diana Ross one.
Both of the Miley songs and Justin Bieber....nothing to get excited about, but I don't hate them either.
I wouldn't rank the Doors song among the worst, but it is definitely overplayed on a number of classic rock stations, and definitely overrated.
I like the Daniel Powter song, in spite of the overplay, even though it underperformed for me at #91.
The only one I really disagree strongly on is Alicia Keys; that one got 4 weeks at #1 for me.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 10, 2017 23:30:32 GMT -5
Only Light My Fire and Bad Day there. Indie beckons in the next group so I expect the count to soar!
Current count: 9/30
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Post by Matt on Oct 11, 2017 1:47:56 GMT -5
I liked "Girl Is On Fire" but I preferred the gay parody "Light My fire" was a snoozefest. I remember you holding up the Daniel Powter album and even that disgusted look Hilarious. I don't mind this one too much though! "Who's That Chick" was kinda catchy in a way but I can only remember the chorus and nothing else. "As long as you l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love me" was a Top 40 for me but he's had way better. "We Can't Stop" should have stopped before it began. "Adore You" was very meh. I don't know this Offspring one but now I'm curious, damn you As much as I've disagreed with Julian over which song is worse, I thought "Me Too" was WAY better than "No". "Muscles" is horrible! The first time I heard it was when David J submitted it in the 'Worst Songs Tournament' (I think it was?) and I couldn't believe it was Diana Ross! Really? Surely she didn't agree to this. Oh guurrrrlll.
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Post by FreakyFlyBry on Oct 11, 2017 2:03:00 GMT -5
Let me get caught up here... Britney ruined "I Love Rock & Roll", and I even thought that when I was a huge fan of hers back when it was out! Just shows how you don't mess with Joan Jett, even if Britney thought it was a Pat Benatar song. "Whine Up" was a guilty pleasure for me, still not great but not bad either. "I'm Sprung", much like almost every other T-Pain "song", was horrible, though I do think his badly spelled titles were worse. "Motivation", for someone who is normally good, was just a boring mess. Good call on that one! Surprisingly enough, I liked "Turn Me On" enough to make my top 10, and I'm sure those who listened to Pipa counting down my chart from that week in 2004 was completely dumbfounded that I liked it back then. "Sexy And I Know It" was ok at first but I got tired of it fast. "Needed Me" was everything that's wrong with modern Rihanna, just an annoying ratchet-ass mess. Still, there are many others of hers I hate more than this (and I expect a few of them still to come!) "Despacito" was annoying and extremely overrated, I'll never understand why it was such a huge hit. "Pretty Girls" I didn't mind at first but it got old fast as well. As much as the combination of country and EDM sounds like a disaster, "Hey Brother" somehow made it work for me, it got top 10 on my chart. For someone I normally like, "Girl On Fire" was a huge letdown, I got tired of it fast. I still like "Light My Fire" (as long as it's the radio edit) but I see why you hate The Doors. "Bad Day" was one I liked at the time, got tired of (in no small part thanks to Bebe Reptar) and now I don't mind hearing it on the odd occasion. "Who's That Chick" I didn't mind. I also didn't mind "As Long As You Love Me", not bad for Bieber's standards (which are usually quite low). "We Can't Stop" - good call on that one! That was way too slutty for me, I hate that kind of ratchet stuff and felt that was where Miley jumped the shark. I don't mind "Adore You" though. Good call on "When You're In Prison", that was pretty much the kind of stuff that I expect to hear as a token bad song (and I expect many more token bad songs to come!) I liked "Me Too", though I prefer others from her. "Muscles" was such a letdown for such a legend! Good call on that one. 268. Kid Rock - All Summer Long? 267. Twenty One Pilots? 262. Whatever that Emerson, Lake & Palmer token bad song was
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Post by JessieLou on Oct 11, 2017 17:55:45 GMT -5
270. Eric Cartman – “Push Th’ Little Daisies” (1992)The artist's actual name is Ween, but if you've heard this you'll know why I'm saying Eric Cartman. In fact, thinking of Cartman singing this has actually made this song a little funny for me lol, but it's still terrible. Definitely one of the worst songs I've discovered during the 90's Yearbooks! 269. Shakira & Rihfund – “Can’t Remember This Crappy Song” (2014)This is boring and generic and goes absolutely nowhere, and this song has some of Rihfund’s worst vocals, but the thing that really makes me so “um, seriously?” is that THE SECOND I heard about these two collaborating, I knew the video would be something overly sexual, at this point the music industry has become more predictable than Delta Goodrem in 2003. If Shakira and Rihanna REALLY wanted to shock us - they should’ve done the opposite and dress up as nuns for the video! That actually would be pretty funny. 268. Kid Flop – “(Ripping Off Classic Rock Songs) All Summer Long” (2008)I hate “Sweet Home Alabama”. I hate “Werewolves Of London”. So naturally, I hate this too! 267. 21 Douchebags – “(Listening To This Makes Me) Stressed Out” (2016)Can somebody PLEASE explain to me the appeal of these guys?! All three of their major hits made the list (and the fact that this is the lowest ranked of the three says something). I don’t get what’s so interesting and wonderful about them. I think this one sounds depressing as hell. And what the hell is a blurryface anyway?! 266. David Guetta Calvin Harris Zedd featuring Basic Girl – “(Why Should I) Stay (When You’re Giving Me A Headache?)” (2017)Whoever mixed this should be fired. That chorus is BRUTAL. Gives me a headache every time! 265. Vance Not-A-Joy – “Floptide” (2014)INDIE. 264. Foster The Indie Douches – “Pumped Up Kicks” (2011)INDIE. 263. The Osmonds - Hey Look! We're Rock Stars Now! (1972)
Actual title is "Crazy Horses". Should I even say anything at this point? The Osmonds' attempt at a hard rock song is... questionable to say the least. It's a hot mess! 262. Emerson, Lake, & Palmer – “Benny The Off-Key Mofo” (1973)Actual title is "Benny The Bouncer". This was an unintentional token bad song. When I did the one-year anniversary special of The Book Club back in April where I played songs from the show's alumni (I spotlighted ELP on the July 17, 2016 episode), most of my picks were pretty random. I had Pipa pick the Chilliwack song and Julian pick the Ellie Goulding song, I picked the Harry Chapin song through process of elimination because I've already listened to most of his albums at that point, and in cases like Nicolette Larson, Fleetwood Mac, and this band, I picked their songs specifically because I wanted to familiarize myself more with the albums they were from, as this was taken from one of if not ELP's most famous album, Brain Salad Surgery. I thought I was going to get a prog rock song similar to the songs I played on their episode, but instead I got this weird ass, crazy ass mess that I don't even know how to explain. You have to listen to it to believe it, and six months later I am STILL struggling to believe this exists! I'll be sticking to "From The Beginning" and "Lucky Man", ty very much. 261. The Whoors – “L.A. Geezer” (1969)Oh, this is from the 60's, not 70's, my bad! Regardless of what decade this is from, this still sucks. 260. #1 hit from 1982. 259. This was a token bad song on one of the 70's editions of The Yearbook. 258. The band formerly known as "The Noiseheads". 257. The song that started EWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZERS! 256. Billy Preston you are not! 255. Another song from the artist whose crappiness gets me sprung! 254. This reached #4 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2014... or was it 2015? I don't remember nor do I care tbh. 253. The PERFECT example of growing up way too fast. 252. One of the biggest soft rock artists of the late 80's and early 90's who ruined his career with this one. 251. One of the most recent hits from Unkie's favorite band!
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Post by Pipa on Oct 11, 2017 18:36:17 GMT -5
Sweetie it's VERY hard to take this list seriously when you have the greatest musical accomplishment since Beethoven at #263. Just so you know <3
260. Toni Basil - Mickey? 259. Shirley & Squirrely? 258. System of a Down - B.Y.O.T. (Thomas the Tank Engine Remix) 257. Neil Diamond & Barbara Streisand - You Don't Bring Me Good Music? 256. Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles? 255. T-Pain - Buy U A Drank? 254. Anything that isn't Uptown Funk
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2017 20:49:56 GMT -5
I don't know the Ween, Osmonds or Emerson Lake & Palmer songs.
The Shakira/Rihanna and Zedd songs are, as you described, bland and generic.
The Kid Rock song wasn't bad, but I haven't listened to it at all since it was out.
I like the 21 Pilots, Doors, Vance Joy and Foster the People songs, however.
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Post by Lisa-Gail > Madonna on Oct 11, 2017 21:31:32 GMT -5
Stressed Out, Riptide and Punped Up Kicks.
Current count 12/40.
Ween, utterly horrendous!
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