Adam's Top 40 - May 19, 2013

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Hervard: Did you know that jawbreakers keep forever? I just finished off a small bag of them that I bought about 25 years ago. They weren't rancid or anything – they were just as fresh as they were back then (I know because I ate two of them the day I got them). Aug 3, 2019 8:55:22 GMT -5 *
Soul Break: lol Aug 3, 2019 13:16:20 GMT -5
Matt: :o Aug 9, 2019 8:35:41 GMT -5
Hervard: Teacher: "Name an animal that lives in Lapland?"
Little Johnny: "A reindeer."
Teacher: "Good, now name another."
Little Johnny: "Another reindeer!"
Oct 12, 2019 8:22:18 GMT -5
Hervard: Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."
Teacher: "Now go on from there."
Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."
Oct 12, 2019 8:26:41 GMT -5
Hervard: Teacher: "I have a green ball in one hand, a green ball in another, what do I have?"
Little Johnny: "Kermit the Frog begging for mercy!"
Oct 12, 2019 8:30:13 GMT -5
Soul Break: jajajajajajajajajaja Those are amazing!!! jajajajajja XD Oct 12, 2019 11:15:58 GMT -5
Hervard: Hey, did you know that Shaquille O'Neal no longer closes his letters with "Love"? He says it's because the B-52's ruined that for him. Oct 24, 2019 19:35:44 GMT -5
JessieLou: lol Oct 25, 2019 16:05:42 GMT -5
Hervard: I've always wondered – if four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one person enjoys it? Nov 18, 2019 15:15:46 GMT -5 *
Hervard: The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza. Nov 18, 2019 15:24:27 GMT -5
Hervard: Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07. Nov 18, 2019 15:46:30 GMT -5
Hervard: I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. Nov 18, 2019 15:51:47 GMT -5
JessieLou: lol Nov 19, 2019 11:09:00 GMT -5
Soul Break: jajajajaja!!! Nov 19, 2019 20:04:55 GMT -5
J.T.: jejejeje :-* Herverd Nov 27, 2019 3:42:51 GMT -5
Love, David: Happy New Year, My Phun.Gus Phriends! HOLLA! And remember: Alcohol does NOT solve anything. Then again, neither does milk, so... what am I saying? Who the hell knows? I don't even know how I ended up in this box. -Another unforgettable quote from #Phun.Gus Dec 28, 2019 19:33:11 GMT -5
Matt: Happy New Year m4B'ers! :D Dec 29, 2019 8:07:53 GMT -5
Hervard: Did you hear about the morons that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see the movie, “Closed For The Winter”. Jan 1, 2020 13:11:53 GMT -5
JessieLou: lol Jan 3, 2020 9:13:08 GMT -5