TOP 200 TIME!
200. Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe (Is A Douchebag) (1995)You guys should know that I love my 90's novelty songs. "Barbie Girl", "Macarena", "Rico Suave", the list goes on. But what the hell is this?! Are you seriously mixing dance with country? Also, you know you're going to be labeled sh*t in my book when you name your group Rednex. This song is just a mess.
199. Kings Of Annoyingness β (I Need To) Use Somebody (That Will Improve My Boring Music) (2009)First of three guesses Bryan got right! Now we just have to see if he was correct on the other two.
I don't see the big deal with these guys. I don't like the singer's voice, and I'm sick of hearing this and another song of theirs that is still to come every two seconds. Also, did I mention how much this song bored me?
198. Tranny Gaga β Alejandro (Is Also A Douchebag) (2010)The first song from this overrated, talentless, wannabe, unoriginal crackwhore to appear on this list. I know I've said it before, but I'm going to say it again. Just because you cake on your make-up like a clown, attend award shows dressed as the solar system, meat, eggs, etc., and pretend to bleed on stage does not make you "original." Christina Aguilera did the clown look first, and Alice Cooper did the bleeding on stage thing first. Also, if you go to award shows dressed as the solar system, you're not original, you're just f*cking ridiculous. She may have good music taste (apparently she's a fan of a lot of bands I like such as Iron Maiden, Saxon, and of course Alice Cooper because she obviously copied him), but that doesn't make her immune from being sh*t to me. This wannabe seems to have it in her head that she's going to be the next Madonna. She's going to be the next Madonna when Corey Clark becomes the next Michael Jackson. But enough about Tranny Gaga, onto the song itself. It's awful and repetitive. As you can tell I really don't like a ridiculous amount of receptivity in songs. Alejandro is a whore.
197. Ludacris featuring Bobby Valentino β Not Pimpin' All Over The World (2005)The main reason why I never liked this song is because the music just never did anything for me. It sounded VERY generic to me. Ludacris is one of those rappers who I don't hate, but at the same time I'm not crazy about him. For the most part, he's meh. I like "Stand Up" though, and I guess "Saturday (Ooh! Ooh!)" or whatever it was called is alright too. This is one of two Ludacris songs that I absolutely can't stand, and the other one is still to come.
196. George Ewwface β Too Crap (1992)Bryan got this one right as well! Actual title is "Too Funky". The song itself sucks, but what especially makes this one so bad is the line that I mentioned where Ewwface says, "I'd love to see you naked baby." Just the thought of Ewwface saying that makes me cringe. Again, I'm going to let this photo do all the talking as to why that is.
195. Rihanna β Slutty & Moronic (2011)I actually heard this song for the first time when it was JUST announced as the third single from her latest album,
Loud. "What's My Name?" was still on the charts around this time. I hated this immediately. The part where she does, "I like it like it COME ON! COME ON!" etc. is catchy, but other than that I think this song blows. However, I think the song got even worse when the Britney Spears remix came out. Her vocals on that song were just awful; it's not the type of song she should be singing in my opinion. Honestly, I wish Britney and Rihanna would've just recorded a new song together. Also, this is Rihanna's final appearance on the list so I would like to say this in regards to her. When she first came out in 2005 with "Pon De Replay", I thought she was just going to be another female R&B artist with one hit album and then become a flop (see Ashanti, Ciara). I started to like her a LITTLE bit more in 2006 with "S.O.S.", "Unfaithful", and the underrated "We Ride". In 2007 when "Umbrella" came out, I actually hated it at first.
I didn't grow to love it until around the time it peaked. Later that year, I don't remember whether I downloaded the entire
Good Girl Gone Bad album or just downloaded this particular track, but I listened to the song "Rehab" and fell in love with it, and that song, along with "Disturbia" and her 2008 duet with Maroon 5, "If I Never See Your Face Again", made me grow to LOVE Rihanna. All three of those songs were #1's on my chart. I appreciated her A LOT more. Then "Russian Roulette" came out, which, in my opinion, is one of the more underrated songs EVER. To me that is easily one of her best tracks. But it seemed like after "Hard" came out, she went downhill to me. All her songs were starting to sound the same. To me "Only Girl (In The World)" and "What's My Name?" are the same song. I really wish Rihanna would go back to music like she did on
Good Girl Gone Bad, because that was a great album.
194. Trick Daddy - (Don't Tell Me To) Let's Go (If You're Going To Scream At Me Like A Lunatic About It) (2005)Last guess Bryan made, and this one was correct too!
This would probably be good if there wasn't so much SCREAMING in it. I think the parody title I wrote for this one speaks for itself. I actually like when rap and hard rock/metal mix (see Anthrax/Public Enemy, Aerosmith/Run DMC). But to me this was a mess with way too much yelling.
193. Ugly Kid Joe β (I Don't Want To Be Your) Neighbor (If It Means You Playing This Crappy Song) (1992)"Everything About You" sucks, but nowhere near as much as this one does. The chorus is stupid. "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" - who are you? Mr. Rogers?
192. Jackass - The Lumberjack (Is Not A f*cking Instrument So Stop Giving Me A Headache With It) (1992)TALK ABOUT HEADACHE-INDUCING SONGS! With the ridiculous lumberjack solo, and frontman Jesse James Dupree's awful vocals, this equals one of the sh*ttiest hard rock songs I have EVER heard. Listen, buddy, the lumberjack is not an instrument, so stop using it on your damn song. Use a guitar or bass like a band is supposed to! f*ck this lumberjack crap. Awful.
191. Parawhore β The Only Sellouts (2010)Considering how much I LOVED this band back in 2007 when their album,
Riot!, was out, this one might come as a surprise to a lot of the people on here who were around during that time. To me,
Riot! was a catchy, badass, rock/alternative album. Also, I LOVED Hayley Williams' style. Now I'm not saying I'm all for dressing like you raided a Hot Topic store, that's not my thing I swear, I like Victoria's Secret and Abercrombie and anything in the color pink.
But what I mean is, I loved how she was so different from the other female artists. She didn't dress very girly, but she still looked very pretty and feminine without looking whorish like Fuglie. She also seemed like a cool girl, no dumb plastic sh*t. So when the lead single from this sh*tty album,
Brand New Eyes or whatever, some crappy indie title, "Ignorance", came out in the summer of 2009, it was in the same league as the stuff from
Riot!, but I still wasn't really into it, mainly because I couldn't stand the part where Hayley said, "Ignorance is your new best friend" 437 times. Then "Brick By Boring Brick" comes out which REALLY disappoints me because it was so boring. But then THIS PIECE OF sh*t comes out and this song alone has made me lost any respect that I still had for Paramore. Now they sound like your typical, sh*tty indie band. Hayley Williams "accidentally" posting a topless picture of herself on Twitter sure as hell didn't help things either; there went my love for her style. Now she's up there with Fuglie in my book. I will say this though - I know I just called them out for selling out, but I will admit I did like "Airplanes" a lot.
At least that wasn't boring crap. It would be nice if these guys could do another ROCK album like
Riot! again, but with that whole thing from a couple months ago with I think two band members leaving, I doubt it at this point. These douchebags are more over than Fonzie after jumping the shark.
181. Second and final appearance from a band who just appeared in the last set.
182. I had no idea what this song's suggestive title meant until I posted it on my 2006 worst list and Sebastian told me.
183. A really crappy song about a type of make-up.
184. Someone who did a song with Ja Rule, and no, it is not Ashanti.
185. A song from last year, autotuned, I mean, sung, by a solo male singer.
186. Samples Supertramp.
187. A female rapper I tried REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, hard to like.
188. Another Monkeyface song. This time with this song, he's having trouble spelling!
189. Although she is currently 26 years old, this skank somehow still believes she is thirteen, especially with this song.
190. In my opinion, the most generic pop/rock band of all time.