Devyn
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Nov 29, 2006 23:23:19 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 29, 2006 23:23:19 GMT -5
Well, i'm bored and feel like letting people know anything about me, no topic is off limits. ASK AWAY
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Nov 29, 2006 23:24:49 GMT -5
Post by Bullet on Nov 29, 2006 23:24:49 GMT -5
Oooh, cool! ;D
May I ask the first question, how's life?
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Devyn
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Nov 29, 2006 23:27:00 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 29, 2006 23:27:00 GMT -5
Life is great ;D. Working on getting some new friends, I don't have enough
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MIKEB
The King Of Rationality
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Nov 29, 2006 23:31:40 GMT -5
Post by MIKEB on Nov 29, 2006 23:31:40 GMT -5
-Have you ever diddled with a girl?
-Have you ever diddled with a guy?
-What's your favourite Dixie Chicks song?
-What did you think of the Dixie Chicks movie?
-Who do you find most attractive here at M4B?
-What would you rate me based on attractiveness from 1-10?
-Have you ever recorded an original song that you wrote?
-If so, will we ever hear it?
-Where do you see yourself in five years?
-Why does Emily Haines look like an animé character in your signature image?
-Do you look at pornography?
-Have you ever written an erotic story?
-Have you ever taken a nude photograph of yourself just for fun? Even if you deleted it right away?
-If so, did you delete it right away?
-Am I asking too many questions?
-Do you want me to ask more?
-Do you think some of these questions might be going too far with some people on this board?
-Who would be in your ideal threesome?
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Sam I Am
Bend a car? Pat Ben-a-tar!
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Nov 29, 2006 23:35:04 GMT -5
Post by Sam I Am on Nov 29, 2006 23:35:04 GMT -5
Dear Doctor Busty,
There's this girl I like at school, and every time I go near her I start getting flustered, a bit like yourself when you see fake Jesse McCartney porn. Anyway, I'd like to ask her to our school formal, but we've never really spoken before. She's really popular at school, like she hangs with all the buff sporty guys. How should I break the ice so that we can go to formal together and get hot and heavy at the after-party? I was thinking of showing her my stamp collection or, better yet, my full collection of Michael Bolton CD's. I'm also practising my incredible rendition of 'Let's Talk About Sex' by Salt N Pepa just for her. Is this a good idea? What are your suggestions?
From your avid reader,
Patrick Barfus.
P.S. How do you get gum out of hair? And I don't mean hair on my head either.....
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Devyn
Local Modern Rock Junkie
Number One: twenty one pilots - Heathens (1 Week)
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Nov 29, 2006 23:46:18 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 29, 2006 23:46:18 GMT -5
-Have you ever diddled with a girl? Nope -Have you ever diddled with a guy? Yes Sir -What's your favourite Dixie Chicks song? OHHH SO MANY GOOD ONES, I can't decided, Wide Open Spaces, Travelin' Soldure and Not Ready To Make Nice are up there for sure -What did you think of the Dixie Chicks movie? Haven't seen it yet -Who do you find most attractive here at M4B? Good question, I don't really know actually. I'll say Josh -What would you rate me based on attractiveness from 1-10? 8 -Have you ever recorded an original song that you wrote? Nope -If so, will we ever hear it? You can negate that -Where do you see yourself in five years? Great question, ideally having a nice job at radio, living with a roomy and having a stady relationship -Why does Emily Haines look like an animé character in your signature image? Because she ate Ash Katchum -Do you look at pornography? Yes -Have you ever written an erotic story? No, not written, thought about it yes, but not written -Have you ever taken a nude photograph of yourself just for fun? Even if you deleted it right away? Sad as it sounds yes -If so, did you delete it right away? Ya -Am I asking too many questions? NO WAY -Do you want me to ask more? YES YOU NUTCASE GOD -Do you think some of these questions might be going too far with some people on this board? Yes but too bad for them -Who would be in your ideal threesome? Two hot guys and me Jesse McCartney, and someone in my school plus me of course
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Devyn
Local Modern Rock Junkie
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Nov 29, 2006 23:49:23 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 29, 2006 23:49:23 GMT -5
Dear Doctor Busty, There's this girl I like at school, and every time I go near her I start getting flustered, a bit like yourself when you see fake Jesse McCartney porn. Anyway, I'd like to ask her to our school formal, but we've never really spoken before. She's really popular at school, like she hangs with all the buff sporty guys. How should I break the ice so that we can go to formal together and get hot and heavy at the after-party? I was thinking of showing her my stamp collection or, better yet, my full collection of Michael Bolton CD's. I'm also practising my incredible rendition of 'Let's Talk About Sex' by Salt N Pepa just for her. Is this a good idea? What are your suggestions? From your avid reader, Patrick Barfus. P.S. How do you get gum out of hair? And I don't mean hair on my head either..... Well, mr. barfus, you're on the right track. If you really want to impress her though, show her your porn collection Then run around and act crazy, she'll be yours in no time As for the gum, just pull it and if it doesn't come off, burn it
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Sam I Am
Bend a car? Pat Ben-a-tar!
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Nov 29, 2006 23:52:15 GMT -5
Post by Sam I Am on Nov 29, 2006 23:52:15 GMT -5
Dear Doctor Busty,
But won't she freak out if she sees my porn collection of her in the girls locker room getting dressed?
Regards,
Patrick Barfus.
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Devyn
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Nov 29, 2006 23:57:17 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 29, 2006 23:57:17 GMT -5
You'd think wouldn't you, but no then she'll give you a kiss and one thing will lead to another trust me, i'm a doctor
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Nov 30, 2006 0:02:39 GMT -5
Post by Bullet on Nov 30, 2006 0:02:39 GMT -5
Who is better for Jesse, you or John?
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Devyn
Local Modern Rock Junkie
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Posts: 2,591
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Nov 30, 2006 0:03:57 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 30, 2006 0:03:57 GMT -5
Me OBVIOUSLY GOD
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Nov 30, 2006 0:06:34 GMT -5
Post by Jason on Nov 30, 2006 0:06:34 GMT -5
Justin, he would only break your heart. I think you should let John have him. By the way, here's my question. Let's say a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S., where would you bury the survivors?
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Devyn
Local Modern Rock Junkie
Number One: twenty one pilots - Heathens (1 Week)
Posts: 2,591
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Nov 30, 2006 0:19:30 GMT -5
Post by Devyn on Nov 30, 2006 0:19:30 GMT -5
I know, YOU DON'T BURY SURVIVORS ;D I AM SO SMART S-M-R-T S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T
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Nov 30, 2006 0:23:50 GMT -5
Post by Jason on Nov 30, 2006 0:23:50 GMT -5
Oooh! You got that one! Go Justin!! You ARE S-M-R-T!! I have another tricky question for you. If you were able to date one person from M4BCC, who would it be? (Exclude me from the pool of people, since I know I'd be your choice ....just kidding, BTW. I'm not THAT self-centered. )
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Nov 30, 2006 0:25:54 GMT -5
Post by qnx100 on Nov 30, 2006 0:25:54 GMT -5
Do you think I'm black?
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